Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Before I begin, take a look at this, it’s hilarious. >HERE<

Ok, DCP.

I’d like to point out that’d I would probably make the “Ok, DCP.” part of this post regardless of whether we were at war with them, because it is the kind of thing that is ridiculously annoying; lying to potential recruits.

I’m not even going to make this long, because the general gist of what I would say can be seen in my “Ok, LT” post >here<.

But take a look at their description.

Yes. “1st”.

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And Their Awful Memes

Ok, so let’s take a look at one of those wonderful meme posts that DCP keep making, even though they’re so hard to look at, because they are both a butchery of the English language, memes, and my brain.

Clearly, being DCP, they need considerable help locating items on our website, so here is a a quick guide to locating our golden ages.

DCP, no one is saying that this is a Golden Age yet, what we are saying, is that if we continue to improve at the rate we are, then it most certainly will be. I’d also like to apologise if I’ve offended anyone by not denoting their time in the Nachos as a “Golden Age”… pls don’t eat me 😦

 It’s “you’re”.

And I do believe our troops enjoy the Nachos, ty.

Yes, Beeky is clearly not a Nacho leader;

Clearly.

(And there’s also the fact that Beeky is a really good leader, no matter what nonsense your army spouts.)

Please, do not subject the army community to more of this brain torture. Honestly, this is the worst use of memes that I have ever seen in CP Armies, (well, asides RPF’s last yeah -shivers-), and memes are usually used pretty badly in CP Armies. Stop, they weren’t funny, they weren’t interesting, please, do yourself a favour, just stop.

Edit: In the time that it has taken me to write this post, Mustapha has made a post that says this;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH M8?

Are you just a pathological liar who can’t bare to criticise your troops (which would make you a lousy leader), or are you extremely deluded? The best part is the part where they expect everything to be better because “the legends returned”, basically this is DCP admitting that their leadership was poor, and needed revamping. But now they have 6 leaders. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what kind of army has 6 leaders? Seriously, if you have 6 leaders, your army genuinely has leadership issues, and there is no way it’s an actual functional army. Oh my god, you guys are hilarious. Thank you for filling the void that RPF left ever since we haven’t been at war with them. Now, if you’d excuse me, I’m going to go laugh myself to death, au revoir.

-Chrisi Blule

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