Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Shiv has written another great post for us. I hope you enjoy it, and take it in well: 

“At a time when tangible action and deeds count and words are of lesser importance, it is not my intention to appear before you, the soldiers of the Nacho Empire, more often than absolutely necessary. The first time I spoke to you was before the fateful clash with our eternal enemy, in which we defied the odds to claim the victory.

Soldiers, benefactors of the mighty Nacho Empire! A summer of events of historical significance is drawing to an end. An entire year of the greatest decisions lies ahead. In these serious times, I speak to you, the soldiers and benefactors, as to the representatives of the Nacho Empire. Beyond and above that, the whole Nacho Army should take note of this glance into the past, as well as of the coming decisions the present and future impose upon us.

No matter how improbable it may have seemed or how far-fetched it seemed, our resolve and superiority proved themselves in a battle preceded by clamor of titanic proportions. When matched with an enemy whose minds and hearts are nearly closed to all others and walk with gaits that resemble machine more than man, our undying knowledge and passion for the game gave us the winning edge.

That victory was not the end of the line for us. Though the victory in itself seemed worthy of immense praise, it was not quite where we should stop and gander. We will soon be facing a much more dangerous army, though I will not call them an enemy, because of my and this army’s considerable respect for the honorable Waterkid100 and his formidable army of Light Troops. Needless to say, they are an army that should never be taken lightly.

They are far more dangerous than anything we’ve ever seen. The Light Troops are a force of disciplined and fiercely loyal men united under a single cause and leader. The Dark Warriors and Army of Club Penguin both know this well, for their rapid attacks have left both in a struggle to defend their empires. They know better than most how to fight battles with advanced tactician’s skill and cunning. They will give us a much, much, much harder fight than the Dark Warriors. They, along with most of those who look upon us, have already decided the result in the battle in favor of the Light Troops. We will have to fight right through the Dragon’s Teeth to stand even a fighting chance.

But, as soldiers of the Nacho Empire, we were taught just to do that. We do not wait for preceding action, we create it. We will fight for what we believe it, even if we risk our own annihilation! It does not matter if these men are bigger or smarter than us, it matters if we fight them hard enough. Though they are our dearest allies, one of us must suffer defeat. I say to you all, if we fight hard enough and show the same rigor that delivered us here, it will not be us!

If victory lacks size, we must compensate with willpower. Truly, this tournament is a trophy for the army who desires it most. And this rightly so, in the service of natural selection. Those who do not possess the willpower to secure their legacy in this world, and, if necessary, to enlarge it, do not deserve to possess such an honor. They must step aside and allow stronger armies to pass them by.

Everything is on the line. The effort we contributed to make this summer worthy of eternal memory, the fire that brought us this far, and the Legends Cup trophy with our insignia are all at risk at being eliminated this Sunday. That trophy is nothing but a dream right now; one we must fight for it to remain alive. With all our dreams, this must become a reality. For 3 years have we failed to produce a victory in this legendary tournament.

This time, we shall survive the Dragon’s Teeth.”

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