Nacho Army of Club Penguin

The great time has begun. Nachonnia has awoken.  Now we must reestablish ourselves, rebuilding a nation that was destroyed by immolation! I, nor anyone in power, can see to this alone. I know, men of Nachonnia, that it must have been very difficult at times when you desired change that never came and you lay waiting for said change in vain. Those times are now over! We now have power over ourselves; the last challenge that hindered us!

As a representative of the sole remaining nation of liberty, I call out to my men: you are human! You are not numbers! I will not address my troops as a max of five; rather I will address you as Legofan, Beauty, Kyle, Skyblue, and Martin! Your freedom and identity remain when you submit a join comment; unlike every other army and organization that co-exists with us.

The old is gone! Forget the past! We have all the potential in the world to create a powerful Nacho nation. What separates us from the Army of the Republic and Pirates is our will to survive! Never for a single day since the great time of January 2007 have we stopped! We only move forward – and we shall keep moving forward. We have both endured and accomplished the most of all. The fecund soil we root this new nation upon will be left behind as it eclipses it’s progenitor.

Insanity is repeatedly attempting the same action over and over again yet expecting a different result each time! As the representative of the Nacho people, I assure you that I am well-aware of your needs! I have been there many times; I expected change for the better, yet sat folly to the poor administration to the administration of Emperor Zippy500 who repeatedly tried to handle situations with the same improper manner every occasion. This nation will be dynamic, ever-changing to suit the needs of it’s people. Sure; you cannot make every event. I do expect you to play your part, though your life comes first! How I will attempt this is not clear, though I assure you, I am one of you! The orange pawn does not separate me from everyone! I am a Nacho  just as much as you.

No longer will we remain subservient to the will of those who have the power and will to control us, The will of the Nacho people cannot be bent. We shall not fight for a cause we deem futile! We shall not let our “allies” pull us with a leash! The Nacho Army bows to no man; rather it holds the bow. The Nacho spirit is akin to diamond; unbreakable and only destructible by it’s own means. Our fate lies in our own hands! To all our enemies; you shall not conquer us! Our soldiers have names and lives; while your men are identifiable only by number. The great issues of the Nacho Army shall not be resolved by means of rhetoric or diplomacy – rather they shall cease by fire.

All hail Nachonnia!

Shiver

Chancellor of the United States of the Nacho Army

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