Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Today the Doritos have declared war on us in an attempt to kill the army. I very much expect everyone to do all they can to make DCP f*** off.

They actually possess the most pathetic and down right moronic leaders I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting in this community [Yes, that’s aimed at you in particular Mustapha]. Expect to read the most cringy, unfunny, English-butchering and baseless posts you’ve ever read if you visit their site. I’m not even exaggerating here. I’ve fought against so many different armies, many of whom write flame posts, but DCP’s are by far the worst.

I genuinely look forward to seeing whatever nonsense they can come up with this time, remember that last war where they tried to frame us for multilogging and failed? Lol. If any Doritos are reading this post, if you get one thing out of it other than understanding I and many other Nachos dislike you intently please let it be this, keep the war clean and don’t utilise unorthodox tactics, it makes you look bad. It’s bad enough that you’re declaring war on the 10th placed army when you’re 3rd at least don’t give evidence of how pathetic you’re being by using underhanded methods in an attempt to win. [No doubt that you’ll ignore this.]

Now Nachos, we might not be in the best of states. In fact, we’re in a pretty bad state, but this is not the worst situation we’ve ever been in, and we’ve pulled through times far worse than this. Let’s us not let some very low quality copy of the Nachos defeat us. We have what it takes to rise up and make DCP realise that they’ve made a mistake. I know we do. I’ve seen it happen countless times.

If you care about the Nachos, even a little, you’ll do all you can to help us raise to great heights again. The stakes are against us my friends, but I’m certain we can reverse them. To all Nachos, past and present, go out and bring us victory.

Viva los Nachos!

“I don’t march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas”- Shadow2446

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

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