Nacho Army of Club Penguin

dash is mean to me, he deleted kevin’s post and my edit 😦

~Fluffy

Hey Nachos,

Feeling a bit behind or confused? Don’t worry, I’ll help you!

On July 8th, the Nacho Army declared war on the Army of Club Penguin, otherwise known as ACP for short. The following day we did a cleansing on White House, an important nacho server, because ironically ACP claims to own it. (lolwut) The first battle of the war was today, the Invasion of Snow Fort. It resulted in a nacho victory, as we were superior in both tactics and sizes. After the event, it came to our attention that the Rebel Penguin Federation, otherwise known as RPF, declared war on both the Nachos and ACP.

I find it funny how RPF always wants the center of attention. Fight your own damn war and stay out of ours. Bam and I agreed that this war is strictly Nachos vs. ACP. If anyone is the evil army here it’s RPF. They are constantly trying to steal our troops and talk crap about us for no reason. But because this is a 1 vs. 1 war, both ACP and the Nachos have decided to ignore the RPF.

Agreement with Bam to ignore RPF

And when I say 1 vs. 1 ACP, I mean 1 vs. 1.

LOL ACP USED DCP AND STILL LOST.

The time is now for the Nachos to shine. Don’t let the evil ACP or RPF interfere on our path to victory. We have enormous potential and amazing troops. Keep recruiting and let’s go out and win this thing!

Oh, and here’s an important message to ACP and RPF:

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-Dashing Snow/Brass Ass Dash, Nacho Leader

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