Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Fluffy: Here’s the Battle of Tuxedo from my point of view.

I bring forth great news. The legions of the Nacho Army bravely stormed the beaches of Tuxedo with lots of RPF resistance. We then made our way to a non guarded RPF artillery garrison in the stadium. After meeting little resistance, intelligence believed the forest was heavily infested with RPF. We made our circle formations and dug in for what we expected a massive attack. When we heard RPF had abandoned the city, cheers were heard throughout the city and salutes were given to the Nacho Liberators. Any remaining RPF were shot by Nacho patrols. Hazie and Royalsfan15 reported that one of the RPF drenched himself in oil, and then lit himself on fire. Conno11 , Pickletree and Rickboytae reported they found an RPF soldier masturbating violently in the bushes. They put him out of his damn misery.

In all seriousness, we went to the beach and fought a smaller than expected RPF force. I truely believe we defeated them there. We were not going to stay in one room the whole battle, so we made our trek to the Ice Rink. There, we met little oppositon besides AR, who thought they would raid the battle room. RPF didn’t show up. We then went to the forest. The AR requested to circle up with us. Together, we helped each other dig fox holes. No RPF resistance was met, and that in my opinion is a Nacho victory.

The pics are good, We maxed about 25 I think at the peek. All Hail Nachonnia!

Nice, Toy. RPF doesn’t show up to the battle room, so they’ll just say they won right?

Now, does that sound logical?

NO!

Rpf claims we cheated by not following them or organizing a room change. Hitler didn’t call Patton and say “Hey, lets move our troops to this location and we can battle head on.” They both attacked each other’s weak points and strategically planned their offensives.

We’ve taken Tuxedo boys. Now for the counter offensive. Lets kill them

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Proud Nacho leader****

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