Nacho Army of Club Penguin

you guys talk more about nachos than we talk about nachos.

but so be it. i’ll indulge you a little.

I hope each of you are aware that you’re not gaining any glory for yourselves by serving in RPF. No matter how many battles you win, no matter how many accolades are given to you by your peers, all you are doing is giving Elmikey a concentrated burst to his ego. You won’t be remembered in RPF. Your voice holds no weight in RPF beyond telling members and mods where to move and what tactic to do next. Elmikey said it himself that his voice is the only one that matters in the army. Do you honestly believe that you can distinguish yourself amongst 20+ owners? You write post after post every day to hold people’s attention but its in vain, friends. You take a server, we take it back two days later and take one of yours as well. Its really no consequence to us in the long or the short term.

All that we’re trying to do is to get it through your heads that you’re just viewed as a tool. You will be discarded when Elm believes you no longer hold an edge and your history will be erased by him and Silver, only to be replaced by the next deluded fool for the cycle to repeat. We’re trying to do you a favor in getting you out of RPF, but its like trying to convince a comatose man to wake up from his coma. In the Nachos, you can get the title of leader and all that it entails, from editing the site to leading on CP to going after whomever you want to fight that day. Even if you don’t join Nachos, you can really do better than joining RPF. There is a lot of armies out here struggling to stay afloat this winter. I’m sure if you spread yourselves out and help them, you’ll get all the glory you’ve been seeking this whole time instead of being a pawn in another’s game. Don’t let yourself get used by the most obvious usurer in the community.

-Aka

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