NACHOS. Unfortunately a sad event occurred. We lost a war.  The first time we have done so since 1945  2011, when we lost to ACP.

Don’t worry Nachos, unlike ACP, we have a strong core, with loyal troops, and we won’t crumble apart, like them. We’ll do what we always do; we’ll become massive again, we always hit a massive slump this time of year, as long as you guys continue to work hard, we’ll pull through it, and then have a really fun summer/spring. [January/Febuary is always a good time too].

I have just came back from holiday [vacation], while writing this, and my head is not working properly. But it’s working properly enough to know that this army can be put back on track by the end of December. [Sizes; 40+]

So I thought I’d put some things for you guys to aspire to by the end of Novemember

• Regularly attaining sizes of 30+ [Weekends/US]
• UK and AUSIA divisions attaining consistent sizes of 10+
• Consistent chat sizes; 1 full chat consistently.
• Each troop trying to come to a minimum of 5 events a month. [NOTE THE WORD MINIMUM]
• Every troop being happy [Woooh]
• All troops being happy to go express their concerns to an owner, and being in the knowledge that, that owner will try to address their concerns.

Thanks

I don’t know what I’ve just written, it was supposed to be a funny-pseudo-patriotic post, but ended up being a list of targets, sorry about that. I’ll go work on something else. Don’t eat me. Please.

~Chrisi Blule

Now here’s a wonderful new song by Enter Shikari.

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Hi, I feel like there’s been less comments on  the site [Pls comment, it helps show that you’re active], so this poll is to try and get you guys to comment.

To do the poll, answer the following questions in a comment below;

Who is your favourite musical artist [Band, singer, etc]?

What is your favourite song ever [It’d be awesome if you gave a Youtube link too]?

What is a song that you’re currently listening to a lot?

What is your favourite album ever?

Thanks guys 😀

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Why am I making this? Because I’m cynical.

You probably don’t even want to read this.

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This poll has been posted only a week after the last one, don’t try to look for the last one. It got erm, deleted. Totally not because I was obsessing over GTA for 2 weeks, no no, I had far too much homework for that, but seriously, I spent 4 hours doing homework last night- ok, maybe I spent 4 hours doing homework and browsing Reddit, but that’s besides the point. 

In case you didn’t know [I didn’t know until just now] I’m your new 3ic. I definitely have never been 3ic before, this is a completely new role to me, I don’t know what I’m doing. [But seriously, what the hell do you do as a 3ic?]. Viva Chrisi Blule. All hail. All hail.

Because GTA has formed a vast part of my life for the last two weeks, I’m going to ask a GTA orientated question.

Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

THE HASHTAG/TIDAL BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD IS IN A WEIRD PLACE. WHY. WHYYYYYYYY

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Last week no one answered the question, which was super upsetting, and I cried for at least 3 days over it.

However, this week, we’re going back to a normal poll, about school. Since it’s starting for me again.

Please note, that I don’t have a clue about American subjects [or how your school system works], so I just put generic subjects that everyone probably has.

If I missed your favourite subject, just click other.

~Chrisi Blule

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We, as Nachos, pride ourselves, on our ability to be relaxed, funny, and entertaining, but diligent, hard-working, and skilled when needs be.  The number one priority in the Nachos is to make sure that, you, the troop, is kept happy, to do that, we try to suit the Nachos to everyone’s wishes. One thing that we’re lacking however, at the current moment, is general activity on the site, while there are a great many posts, not all of them are particularly entertaining.

So, please, can you, in a comment below, tell us the type of posts that you wish to see more of.

However, that is not the only thing that you can tell us about, if you have any other ideas or suggestions regarding anything about the Nachos, please feel free to tell us in a comment below. And remember, every owner is happy to respond to any queries or suggestions that you might have, in a Private Chat on our Xat.

~Chrisi Blule

I should get a quote or something.

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[Tomato, can you add in your pictures please :D]

[Edit: I would like to add though, before you read, that some people thought this event had been cancelled, and some did not know that it was happening, this was due to an owner deleting the event times-whyyy. However, this only occurred a couple of hours before the event, so it really shouldn’t have affected it that much]

We logged into Bobsled, because Alpine was almost full. Considering the amount of people on chat [15] our size [~8-10 was not good, even for a UK event. Remember, that when owners are not at an event/are afk the highest rank leads  which was me/Camper, however, many of you seemed unwilling to listen.  Guys, always listen to the highest rank. Thankfully, Tomato un-afked and led, and we did tactics in the berg, since the party has ruined every other room.

I will reiterate, that despite it being a UK event, our size was poor, due to the fact not enough of you logged on.

If you on chat during an event, you MUST log on. Even if no owners are present. The highest ranking person should always be listened to. 

I would also like to say, that moderators should understand that they have the responsiblity to lead when there are no owners present, you are moderators for a reason, because the owners trust and rely on you to keep the Nachos running smoothly.

Now, I’m sure at the event on Saturday, you’ll all be much better, and we’ll dominate the ACP.

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