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[Warning: This post may contain some mild cussing] 

If you do not mind mild cussing, then read on, and view the majesty of this post. It’s about the Nachos this year. And it took me hours to write and edit, so you better read it, or else death awaits you.

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Xat.com/nachos got delisted due to racism, hack talk, bullying etc. So we are moving chats. And the rules have became a bit stricter D;.

New rules

1. NO RACISM

3 warnings (kicks) then an indefinite ban.

2. NO BULLYING

3 warnings (kicks) then an indefinite ban.

3. NO PORN

3 warnings (kicks) then an indefinite ban.

4. NO HACK TALK AT ALL, EVER.

Auto-ban [Indefinite]

>>>> XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP <<<<

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We haven’t lost a war for over a year now! 😀

Well done everyone, this would never have happened if it weren’t for the troops!

LT vs Nachos

ACP vs Nachos -Draw

LT vs Nachos

ACP vs Nachos -Draw

[x2] SWAT vs Nachos

Pirates vs Nachos

ACP vs Nachos

SWAT vs Nachos

LT vs Nachos

And there is bound to be a few others that I completely forgot about!

And to celebrate, here is my national anthem

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This is the first time in a lonnggggggggg time that I’ve done this, but here you go! Please give me ideas for other quizzes in the comments!

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“The mind needs books, like a sword needs a whetstone”

  ~Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

Welcome to the Second Annual Nacho Story Competition.

This is a test of writing creativity, and general talent in the story making business. As you know, there is a story page on this site [ https://nachoarmy.wordpress.com/nacho-story-book/] the page offers a wide range of Nacho Stories, and now YOU have the chance to have your story placed on that page, as well as some other cool stuff.

Here are the rules/specification [read these to avoid disqualification!]:

1. You may write about anything, but it MUST be Nachos related [You can make it real life, you don’t have to make it all Club Penguin, as long as it involves the Nachos]
2. You MUST have good SPAG[Spelling, punctiation, and grammar] . Any stories with insanely bad SPAG will be DQ’ed. I’m not here to translate nonsense.
3. You must NOT be called Talex831.
4. You must include ANYTHING My Little Pony related. (Shiver Edit: DAMMIT) You WILL be instantly DQ’ed.
5. You should try to keep language clean. Any cuss words MUST be censored [Due to WP’s Terms and Conditions] For example; F@!#.
6. YOUR STORY MUST BE AT LEAST 350 WORDS. THE BEST STORIES WILL BE AT LEAST 600!!!!!

This year, you will have four story themes to choose from:

1. Nacho School.
2. Specialist Nacho Task Force [A bit unoriginal these days, but I enjoy the different ways this is played out]
3. A medieval Nacho Story
4. A Nacho War [VERY unoriginal]

This year the stories will be marked out of 60, by me and a couple of other people:

20 marks: Available for creativity

20 marks: Available for structure, and language.

10 marks: For entertainment.

5 marks: For using the correct tenses, and maintaining a single viewpoint throughout (For example, don’t switch from 3rd person to 1st person mid story) Tip: DO NOT USE A FIRST PERSON STRUCTURE!

5 marks: For SPAG Score 0 on this, and you will be DQ’ed.

How to submit your stories?

Your stories SHOULD be submitted to Chrisiblule@gmail.com [You can do this by a. Writing the story in an email, and sending it to me, or by writing it in Microsoft Word, and sending it to me. YOU MUST NOT SEND IT ANY OTHER FORMAT OR I WILL NOT OPEN IT!]

In your story you MUST:

• Provide your name
• A title
• And your theme

If you can not send it in an email to me, then you should make it in a comment >>>here<<<. You MUST notify me on chat if you submit it there.

I strongly advise sending it to me in an email however.

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE 5TH OF DECEMBER 2012 TO SUBMIT YOUR STORY.

Prizes:

1st Place. A chat promotion for 3 weeks, possibly xats (not many, I don’t have loads) and your story in the Nacho Story Book. And a place forever in the Hall of Winners.

2nd Place: A chat promotion for 2 weeks, and your story in the Nacho Story Book.

3rd Place: A chat promotion for 1 week, and your story in the Nacho Story Book.

Any other worth candidate: 2 day chat promotion, and your story in the Nacho Story Book.

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Please have fun when writing your stories!

“May the odds ever be in your favour” [The Hunger Games.]

~Chrisi Blule

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This is a reminder to all troops:

If you come to an event, please remember to comment on the post of the results if you came, and make sure to say something along the lines of “I came” so the owners know that you definitely came to that event. If you say something that does not indicate that you went to the event, the owners will be unable to add your medals.

Please note, that anyone caught cheating to get medals (I.e Saying they came to an event when they didn’t) is 100% guaranteed a demotion. As this really messes up the whole medals/promotions system.

To owners: 

Please do not approve a comment of somebody saying that they came to an event without add their medals first. Otherwise they won’t get their medals, and you will have lot’s of angry troops 🙂

Thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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I’m getting sick of writing already, but I must retaliate.

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Edit: I would also like to take this moment to laugh at SWAT, who deleted my comment on their site. Despite me using their technique of “if you delete this comment I’m right”, and, I reiterate you call the Nachos “hypocrites”…

“I find your words rather ballsy, threatening an army with far more experience and strength than yours.” Shiv, I found that awesome, which is why I have stolen it for the opening line of this post, before you have to;

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