King: Seirously don’t aprove them if you arn’t going to add them. Pwn, we arn’t having  schedule.

Pwn: Back in my day when I was owner, we had a join page schedule. It worked very well.

STOP approving join comments without adding people to the ranks, the amount of people PC’ing me saying they haven’t been added to the ranks yet, despite the fact that their join comments have been approved, is disgraceful, and reflects really badly on the armies leadership.

As well as adding people to the ranks after they have made a join comment, and not approving the join comment without adding them to the ranks,  you guys need to start answering any questions people ask when they comment too many peoples questions go unanswered, if they want help give them it, just because you’re an owner, it doesn’t mean you just sit there on chat and wallow in your power, it means, you make posts, add people to the ranks, help people, ban people and decide on difficult decisions, yes being an owner is hard work, and yes it can be difficult, but if you get through the difficult parts, you can get to the fun parts, and the reason why you have made your way up through the ranks, because you love this army.

To Mods:

Seriously, I’m starting to get annoyed with this, unless it is abuse, never unban anyone that an owner has banned , if the owner does abuse, take a pic and show me, King or Dash, and we’ll deal with it.

Thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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All owners and mods read the new post >>here<<

❗ TODAY ❗

❗ IMPORTANT ❗ 

Day: Saturday, April 28th

Server: Cloudy

Times:

3:30 EST

2:30 CST

1:30 MST

12:30 PST

8:30 GMT

Remember to be in Nacho Uniform, which is found >>HERE<<

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So, I decided that I needed to make a post, (like every other owner) ,  so I decided to make a nice weekly quiz.

~Chrisi Blule

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Note:  I think King might be making a post for this, if he is, then well, you have two posts 😀

So we logged onto Sleet to face the Pirates, who were a no-show. And I actually think they might be dead :/, although Zak and Coolster are making a new Pirates -which we’ll like. Anyway, we maxed 29 at this event, but then lost our size when there was confusion to which room we were in, note to self, Sleet dock is bad, unless you’re a rare penguin/Disney hater, which I am (wary).

So I only had 1 pic of this, courtsey of someone else, Private Yeasy, thanks Yeasy :D!

The line makes me cringe, but the tactic makes me smile 🙂

~Chrisi Blule

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*Warning: This post contains vulgar language.*

So, I assume you read my earlier post against the Pirates? Well,  it seems Waterkid responded to that with…

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT aka. http://cppiratearmy.com/2012/04/17/lol-nachos/

Waterkid couldn’t tell the truth if it hit him in the face with a brick. He is the most sly-compulsive-liar  in the whole of warfare. He claims I called him “Waterfag” and a “Chineese Indian” [The very fact that you made that up shows your lying characteristics, the fact you made that to be racist shows your racism oh so clear], Water, why would I do that when I can use my intellectually superior linguistic skills to insult you, more than the racist slurs that you use. I honestly think you need to go see somebody about your disorder, a disorder of lying.

I don’t think you quite realise that making things up about what other people have said about a religion is discriminate in itself, the fact you have thought about these- nor do I think you realise that you can not be racist about a religion, for it is a faith, not a race. You were  directly discriminate toward Muslims and Jews, calling me a “Jew” and then guesting me, and making fun of Allah and Mohammed.

Because of you the Nachos declare war on the Pirates. “We’ll be ready” was your reply to this, I can tell you, ready won’t be good enough.

~Chrisi Blule

P.s Just a side note, you really don’t need to tell me the history of Bid Now and Coolster, the latter is one of my best friends.

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So, we’re technically at war with BMA at the current moment, however ACP are handling them just fine, so I can’t see the point of antagonising them. However, in my opinion, next week we’ll be riling for war again, considering the war with SWAT wasn’t too fun, from what I can see they didn’t bother to go to most events.We always seem to unite during a war, which is why next week we’ll be having one. But since me, King and Dash, are kind loving leaders, we’ll give you a choice of who to go to war with.

Choice #1

Pirates

The “Pirates”, despite not being the actual “Pirates” that was  created by Bid Now, and led by our beloved Zak not too long ago, is currently being led by Waterkid100, a scamming-lying-racist. He called our army “Mexican border hoppers” and implied that we’re all Mexican, which in itself is extremely discriminating (stereotypically applying a nationality to an army). Waterkid has also made remarks towards Jews, Muslims, Christians and black people. He is a racist (and Hitler is his hero). He is also a scammer, taking over various peoples Xats accounts with a phishing website, which me and Suzie spammed to death :D. Waterkid is also a liar, changing stories to suit his needs.

And that concludes your choices.

Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

“We don’t march to the beat of the drum, we hear maracas” ~Shadow2446

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WE OVERTHRW DASH 4 HAXORING THE CHT WHY SHUD SOME1 WHO HAXOR CHT B LEADER!!!!

WE COUP DASH

BTW THIS IS A JOKE XD

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We defeated the no-show SWAT on Sleet, honestly, the event didn’t look that good from the 5 minutes that I saw, why the hell were you guys wearing mining helmets, trying to look like PR?

Unfortunately, I was gallivanting around Sleet with the Purple “masters”, because I am a peasant, I was unable to work out you guys were on Ice Box.

Sorry for the short post.

Comment if you made it.

~Chrisi Blule

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As part of a Euro event, I decided to invade GT (Golden Troops), who are helping SWAT.

Invasion of Sherbet

Monday,  16th of April 

7 Gmt 

2 Est 

1 Cst

12 Mst

11 Pst

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Xat.com/thenachosCP

Look at the nicely placed “CP” that differentiates this chat from the former.

 I don’t actually know why, but I’m assuming we moved to this chat due to Molly owning the last one.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

 ~Chrisi Blule

IM CRING THT PR 4CHAN IS GON

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