Aka Edit-

Okay, I’m sorry for the High Ranks last night who were there for the meeting. I HAD to go to the store to get stuff for my Mom for her birthday. Sue me.

The meeting is rescheduled for TODAY and 6:00pm at the Nacho War Room. I PROMISE I’ll be there this time.

Also, see ya Terr. Arguing is my favorite subject, lol, and I can’t wait for it. Thanks for your time.

How to be considered an Active Nacho soldier:

1. Visit the site everyday, and leave a comment on the latest posts, to show you check the site each day.

2. Visit Nacho chat daily, and contribute to a conversation for 10-15 minutes at least.

3. Attend scheduled patrols/battles/recruiting sessions

4. Patrol the Nacho Empire daily, and leave a comment if you see any army activity. (Don’t report ACP rogues, we know they’re everywhere)

5. Vote in the polls we put on the Nacho site, they’re meant to get a general point of view from all of our soldiers.

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Change

Specifically me and how I manage the army, is going to change. From now on, I will be answering PCs on chat. I’m getting rid of my NOPC power so all troops can PC me. I’ll be answering PCs, and make them a priority over the main chat conversation. Don’t PC me something completely pointless, PLEASE. If you’re PCing me to say “PERSON ROCKS!” then it isn’t completely necessary <_< I hear people saying something like that everyday, and no offense, but it’s getting old XD

(I’m also going to be a lot nicer 😮 )

Another thing that will change, is the swears and perverted crap on chat. It’s getting sick and disgusting. When I make perverted jokes, they usually aren’t disgusting. The terms I’m hearing on chat make me cringe, and people don’t come on chat to cringe thinking “DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT  🙄 “. For some of you morons who think it’s cool to talk about how you “did it with a girl,” go get a life. No one wants to hear your fantasy stories. A perverted joke every now and then is understandable, because we’re a bunch of 11-15 year olds, but if everything you say is perverted and disgusting, you’re crossing the line.

And the final thing, if you wanna curse, censor it. It’s not that hard 😕 Just say Fu**, or Bi***, or Sh**. Of course you really shouldn’t be using those terms, but sometimes you’re really mad and just feel the need to curse, I understand that plenty. If you just need to curse to get some anger out, censor it. So far 8 people in all have been banned from their computer in all the time of Nacho chat’s existence from inappropriate content (NOT GOOD).

***Person1233***

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The patrol was successful. We encountered 2 noobs from the “new” Shadow Ops. What was so frickin hillarious, was one of their names was “Billy Mays.” So it was pretty hillarious giving the order to “CHARGE BILLY MAYS.” So far it appears this army DOESN’T have any website, so they aren’t a threat.

PS: Our hits have been kind of down lately…

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Edit: Read this post http://nachoarmy.com/2009/06/01/countryird/

Random Patrols Today

We’re going to be patrolling each one of our servers within a timespan of 30 minutes.

Date: June 2nd, TODAY

Times:

3 PM PST

4 PM Mountain Standard Time

5 PM Central Standard Time

6 PM Eastern Standard Time

Locations:

White House (First 10 minutes)

Fjord (Next 10 minutes)

Blizzard (Last 10 minutes)

Other Info:

Be on Nacho chat during these patrols. All soldiers are to go to the location that will be posted on the Nacho site during these times. Or if you don’t want to be confused, ACTUALLY GO ON NACHO CHAT 🙄 If Blizzard is full, we end it early. If you come, your chances of being promoted skyrocket.

***Person1233***

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Shadow’s warning to the leaders:

1. Stop deleting other leader’s posts.

2. Stop making so many posts at once.

3. Don’t make 2 sentence posts

4. Ever heard of an edit?

5. This arguement is over.

Person: I have a 101.2 fever, headache, horrible coughing. Meaning, I won’t be able to get promos done tonight. They will be out tomorrow if I feel better… But there is a chance I picked up the swine flu in WASHINGTON D.C…Swine flu in the nation’s capital, WOW XD

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              100 and still counting. We have reached the 100 mark! We have gotten 100 new recruits so far this week in the Nachos and the funny thing is that, the week isn’t even over yet :lol:! I know recruiting can get really boring after a while, so don’t feel like you need to get on and recruit all day on Friday. Just relax and have some fun, but you are still welcome to recruit if you would like 🙂 I know we haven’t reached our goal of 160 recruits yet, but I am almost positive that we will reach our goal by Sunday. Now that we are done with the boring recruiting, it’s time for some fun! 🙂

-Time for Some Fun-

            The War of the Countries war begins on Saturday!  I almost forgot about the War of the Countries and scheduled something myself 😕  Anyway, if you haven’t joined a country yet, make sure you do!  You got all day today to join a country.  This should be a lot of fun and it should get some war going on in Club Penguin 🙂  Make sure you check here > http://bbarmy.com/ for all the information about the war of the countries.

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    Person should be back soon from his break and I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to schedule something fun when he gets back. 😉   And this reminds me.  When does your Summer break begin?

Once again, great job on recruiting 100 new soldiers, Nachos!

-Leave Nothing-

Nacho Co-Leader

~Puckley~

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                This is recruting week in the Nachos.  All this week… or the rest of the week anyway, I want you guys to recruit.  Especially recruit on Mammoth because we seem to recruit extremely well on Mammoth and intend to get tons of recruits there.  Our goal this week is to get 160-200 recruits 😯 ! I know we can reach that goal.  Just whenever you are on chat for the next few days, I also want you on Club Penguin too!  If… Once we reach our goal of 200 recruits this week, we will have a party to celebrate your great and hard work.  I also plan to schedule a Drill Session, maybe on Friday, for all the new recruits we get.  Remember, all this week is recruiting week! I want to everyone on Mammoth.  If Mammoth is full, keep trying!  It will eventually become open.  If you have been trying  for like hours to get in, you may go to a different server in the Nacho empire to recruit.  I hope to see on Mammoth!

When: All this week!

Times: ALL DAY (You don’t have to be on the whole day, just come on and help out

when you have time)

Location: Mammoth

Other Info:  Our goal is to reach 160-200 recruits this week!

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-War of the Countries-

   People who want to lead a country, you have to comment on this site! > http://bbarmy.com/ You have to comment there to lead a country because Lordcody56, the creator of this idea, has to confirm who leads what.  You may also find him on chat and ask if you can lead whatever country.

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-Remember-

      Lots of different people will probably be leading a recruiting session on Mammoth throughout the week.  Remember, it’s all a chain of command.  The highest rank there, will lead.  Also remember, you are supposed to give your full respect and listen to all of his/her commands that person who is incharge at the moment.  And remember to HAVE FUN, don’t take this too seriously.  Just relax and have some fun.

-Leave Nothing-

Nacho Co-Leader

~Puckley~

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After 7 months of being an active Nacho Leader, I, Person1233 will be taking a 3 day break from the Nachos. I’ve been dedicated to this army for 16 months, 7 months of leading it, and I think I deserve at least a 3 day break. Things have been stressful lately for me, and I’m taking a vacation, which is why I will not be on from May 27th – May 29th.

If you need me, the few individuals who know my phone number can text me in case there is a crisis in which  I’m needed, then maybe I could find a computer with internet connection to get on. I’ll be back on late at night on May 29th (MEH BIRTHDAY WOO) but I’ll officially get back May 30th, and promos will be June 1st.

~~~Power In The Hat~~~

***Person1233***

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The Nacho site has reached 700,000 hits! No hacking, no page flooders, just good old soldiers visiting our site 😀

Woo…

Lets have a party!

Date: Tuesday, May 26th

Times:

3 PM PST

4 PM Mountain Standard Time

5 PM Central Standard Time

6 PM Eastern Standard Time

Location: White House, Town

Reason: We can recruit some more people into our army, and we can have some fun.

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT

***Person1233***

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EDIT: Vote on the post below

With a lot of recruits, means a lot of new people who really don’t know much about the Nacho Army rules. Here are some tips/rules for this army:

• ONLY listen to the mod and owner ranks on chat. If you are a member, and are saying something like “NINJAS ATTACKING ME AT MAMMOTH,” nobody is going to listen to you. You should PM a mod/owner rank first, so they can give an order to head to Mammoth to control the Ninja-noobs.
• Remember, ALL NINJAS ON MAMMOTH ARE NOOBS. They don’t matter
• Mammoth is a neutral server. Neutral meaning, no army can invade and claim it as their own. Every army owns it, and no army owns it. Does that make sense?
• Don’t go to random servers and start wars. (Don’t go to Parka, Breeze, Sub Zero, Alaska, Mittens, or other Major Army capitals)
• Don’t constantly ask the leaders questions. Do your best to not act noobish. Meaning, you need to start capitalizing the first letter in your sentences on chat. That makes you look more like a mature troop, and I tend to read people who type like this “Hola, whats up?” Instead of “HAI GUYZ!” -_-
• We aren’t constantly at war. Asking “when’s the next war,” is a question usually none of us can answer 😐 No one knows when the next war will be, unless something happens and the Nacho Armed Forces go to war with another army. Scheduled wars are the most fun part, unscheduled battles are a bore for most of us older Nachos. With scheduled wars, we use our 3 divisions to invade the other army like crazy, until they cave in. Wars will be scheduled, meaning there will be posts on our site about it. Asking “whens the next war,” shows you are an ill-informed Nacho.
• ACP = Allies! A lot of new recruits don’t get that 😕 The ACP that attack you are rogues, and are nearly uncontrollable, due to being 6 years old. The best thing to do is to PM me saying that an ACP rogue attacked you, so I can go to ACP chat, and get them to listen to me, to control rogues.
• Religion isn’t a topic advised to be discussed on chat. I’m a religious person myself, so don’t mention religion or I’ll have to go all out o.O
• Respect everybody, and you’ll get respect. Respectful soldiers are more noticed by *me* and are more likely to get promos if I remember you were respectful.
• If you get bored, just log off and do something productive. When you come on later there will probably be something to do.
• Person’s Kid2 on the ranks… is… Some idiot *glares*
• Don’t ask Person questions during battles
  

Aka’s Guide to being a Good Nacho:

• FOLLOW THE CHAT RULES. I am a stickler for the rules on the chat, so if I don’t see you following them, then you will not be a friend of mine.
• When I give out an order on CP, I would wish you follow it. We have 4 leaders here, and Person isn’t the only…erm…person who knows how to lead a battle. Seriously. This is a big problem.
• If you have a question, don’t bother pc’ing the other leaders. I will ALWAYS put somebody’s PC in higher priority than Main chat (since your all just breaking the rules on it anyway :roll:) No stupid PC’s please.
• Don’t ask for me to promote people. I often don’t promote people, since I am usually in charge of demotions.
• Unlike Person, I tend to like fighting any army that wishes. SO YOU GUYS NEED TO HELP US MAKE MORE ENEMIES! More War=More Recruits for us, and the other army gets less for losing.
• Do not ask us to take more servers, especially the new Mexican servers. This reason being that if we would try to recruit on those servers, they wouldn’t understand us, no matter how Mexican/Spanish we look.
• Terms I use that you may not understand immediatly:

1. “M’kay” This is just a differentiation on “Okay”
2. “________ IS A SPY!” It’s a joke Jayson, Linkin, and myserlf all use, since we play the best game ever, TF2.

• DO NOT INSULT MY PLAYLIST. I absolutly HATE IT when people say this. If you don’t like it, turn it off. Nyg, Shaqcena, and myself (as far as I know) like the playlist, and I’m fine with that.
• NANNER-PUS OWNS CAT TANK.
• If you are questioning my experiance about leading this army, don’t. I know what I’m doing.

Well, that’s all I can really think of at the moment. Thank you for your patience.

Following this information will ensure an excellent Nacho experience. Enjoy your experience with the Nacho Army.

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