Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Terr-  When I say ACP is the smartest army I am being sarcastic

All servers of the Nacho Empire are under very high alert!

White House: RED ALERT! Major Army target, 3 invasions within the past 2 days.

FJORD: ORANGE ALERT! Not attacked yet, ACP has been spotted here. DONT LET THEM TOUCH THE FJORD ROCK!

Blizzard: GREEN ALERT! No one can get in to invade -.-

Because of this, patrol! For regular patrolling, patroll your division’s server. (Army: White House, Navy: Fjord, Air Force: Blizzard) But when one of our servers are being invaded; Army, Navy, and Air Force need to all go to that server to defend.  I’m couting on you guys to do an efficient job patrolling.

If you see ACP, leave a comment on this post, calmly alert chat, and start fighting.

When I say calmly alert chat, I don’t mean “ACP IS INVADING WHITE HOUSE, SNOW FORTS NEED REINCORCEMENTS GO GO” I mean this… Say : “ACP is invading White House, Snow Forts. We need more people to hold them off!” That will get noticed more than someone using Caps lock.

Caps Lock = Your enemy

Oh btw, just remember, this is the person who created ACP:

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EDIT: Join one of our new allies today! Click there > http://shadowclonescp.webs.com/ to join our allies, the Shadow Clones. The Shadow Clones will be helping us out during this war.

Today we successfully invaded Breeze, not to capture. If we wanted to capture, we would schedule an invasion 24 hours ahead of time. Anyway, we destroyed ACP on Breeze. We declared victory when the 5 ACP soldiers were not doing anything but standing there. 30 active Nachos vs 5 motionless ACP, yeah we won -.-

Here are some pics of the Breeze Battle:

Here, 25 Nachos are fighting 5 motionless ACP, and one that is doing a very inneffective joke bomb.

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Now for the failure part 😐 We beat ACP on their capital, but they beat us on our capital. They can not claim White House unless they schedule an invasion 24 hours ahead of time, but they were beating us pretty bad at first. I will take full responsibility for this loss. I was determined fighting 5 motionless ACP that I didn’t pay attention the the 30 growing ACP in White House. :

ACP starts retreating back to the Plaza

We’re losing epically at the town, and White House is doomed(Fail for us 😐 )

WAIT A SECOND! WE DIDN’T FAIL LIKE THE MOTIONLESS ACP! WE STAYED IN WHITE HOUSE TOWN AND STAYED ACTIVE CRUSHING THE INACTIVE ACP! WOO! VICTORY! Maybe I should change the title 😕 Nah 😛

Members of the Nacho Armed Forces, you are the reason the Nachos are here today. You make me proud to be a Nacho today, because we beat the largest army in Club Penguin on their capital, and our capital. Thank you. That is just something I need to say to all of you. Thank you. Thank you for giving me respect. Thank you for makin’ be proud 😉 I listen to everything you have to say, and try to improve it before I update you that I actually am going to do it. I care about everything you say and do. THANK YOU.

Note: If I am not on, and the tracker isn’t being updated, comment yours, and ACP’s location. Keep all the Nachos updated!

***Person1233***

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We are currently forcing ACP to retreat at

WHITE HOUSE, TOWN

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I do.

Date: Today, April 29th

Time: Lets start around . . .

12 PM PST ; 3 PM EST, then invade throughout the day.

Location: BREEZE WHITE HOUSE DOCK

Listen to the highest ranking on chat

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The first battle with ACP started around 3 PM  EST when  Flarry Jerry and a group of Nachos were on Breeze to advertise the Nachos, and get some ACP to fight. After a few hours of our invading, ACP had outnumbered us but we stayed strong, and had the upperhand for a long period of time, even though our lack of numbers! Only about 10 ACP soldiers moved, making it kind of simple to cover them up and win. We got bored with Breeze, since it was ACP and Nachos were even, so we went to Snow Globe to get an advantage. ACP came, attacked, we fought back relentlessly, and we were about to declare victory until I got a report of 15 ACP recruiting in White House, Snow Forts. We went there to protect our capital, beat ACP, then Boomer and I talked a brief moment and decided to have peace for the rest of the night. After 4 hours of fighting, we accomplished a lot. We invaded Breeze and Snow Forts, and convinced a lot of those citizens that ACP was wicked. (Though ACP’s mean behavior convinced the citizens fully 😛 )

Here are some pictures:

2 hours into fighting, we ambush ACP in Snow Globe

Though we are outnumbered 26 to 15, none of those ACP soldiers are even moving, and our sombreros give us a larger appearance. Gotta love that guy who made that our uniform XD

Nachos stopping an ACP circle by Frenzying

ACP and Nachos charge constantly with no one gaining the upper hand. 20 ACP – 23 Nachos and allies

More charges 😯 8 ACP troops are moving, and 14 Nacho troops are moving.

Haha, ACP soldier typo fail. Though ACP outnumbers us greatly, does it really look like they have an advantage at all? 😕 Nachos are constnatly charging in the entire battle, and 80% of ACP isn’t doing ANYTHING. ACP may say they won most of these battles because of their size, but size doesn’t mean anything when most of your troops aren’t moving.
The only ACP left are brown noobs, and those Shadow Troops are on our side. Only 5 original ACP left in Snow globe.

ACP caught invading White House, we kick their *censored*

Because of this battle/war, I wasn’t able to do medals 😥 Ugh… I’ll try and get to them tonight 😐

***Person1233***

Don’t forget about Saturday’s invasion.

COMMENT IF YOU MADE THESE BATTLES

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EDIT: After 4 hours of fighting, there has been a small peace until tomorrow. I would like to thank all the Nachos who came to fight the ACP. With a lack of people, we were able to keep up with the ACP because of our tactics, and ACP barely moving. Thank you Flarry Jerry for doing a phenomenal job in leading, but you should lay off the getting *censored* and banning people 😕 So as of now, take a break and get a social life O_O

The ACP are invading White House

WHITE HOUSE, SNOW FORTS

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. . . and the plot thickens . . .

The Nacho Armed Forces are here today to establish what is the best for all the armies of Club Penguin. Whether the best for all armies of Club Penguin is achieved by discussion, or war, we provide either/or to ensure safety for the armies who wish good for all of Club Penguin armies. Obviously, the ACP [Army of Club Penguin] is the largest, most wide spread, and arguably the most hated army on the face of Club Penguin, all for numerous reasons. Their leadership by Boomer20 is strong, but lacks basic principles. The first, is going to war. Seeking peace is the first to do in REAL LIFE. Immediately seeking peace in virtual armies creates a bore for everyone. Peace = Boring. War = Fun. Learn that philosophy Boomer, ACP is tired of no war, and the Nachos declaring war will finally bring some fun to your army.

The ACP leadership is composed of two “unique” people who have overstayed their welcome in the ACP. Abercrombe29 and Shaboomboom. I can’t remember a time being on ACP chat without seeing Shab being cocky about something, or Aber getting *censored* about another thing. Shaboomboom and Abercrombe cause the conflicts you see on ACP chat. Fort57 may cause some, but Abercrombe and Shab are the main factors that cause your conflicts. YES, we are getting involved with ACP business. You know why? Because the Co-leaders of ACP affect every other army. Chats are used as a fast communication, small army leader asks Aber to be an ally, gives the link. Small army leader then guested and banned for advertising and being annoying by Aber. Mhmm, you just got yourself an enemy. Shab and Aber threaten the ACP’s overall well-being. ACP’s overall well-being believe it or not, affects every army, and can create chaos.

The reason this war was flamed so fast like this was because Aber had guested me for no reason whatsoever on ACP chat. I decided to PM her to speak my mind, after her guesting me, calling her a “Filthy *censored* .” I found myself banned forever. Sooo, I made a post saying all Nachos to Breeze, Snow Forts to protest 😛 I was unbanned and membered, given some crap about me being inappropriate on main chat, then guested and banned forever. This un-fair treatment was because ACP does not respect my authority over the Nacho Army. Those slimes see the Nachos as pitiful? I will show them what we are made of, and together we can accomplish the firing of Shaboomboom and Abercrombe29 from their positions, with a long war. The army that survives through the fire and the flames will be victorious. Meaning if you are not loyal to the Nachos, it’s time to start being loyal to us. Because we will win this war. This war campaign is now sponsored by Peptol Bismolⓒ . Woo! ACP will need Peptol Bismolⓒ, because they’re going to be seeing A LOT of Nachos 😛

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Nacho Strategy

1. Boycott ACP Chat: Don’t go on ACP chat at all! Don’t contribute to their numbers in anyway whatsoever. You’re obviously going to be guested and banned on ACP chat, so don’t bother staying on.

2. Ignore the ACP: Whenever you see a post dissing the Nachos in anyway, turn the other cheek. I don’t want Nachos putting something disrespectful that will put the whole army to blame for that one comment. Think about what you are going to say before you say it. Ignore whatever the ACP says, because 90% of what they say is garbage

3. STOP CURSING: Yes, Nacho chat can be filled with curses and pervertedness. This needs to stop to get the faith of more allies on our side. Crude behavior on chat may make some of our closest allies feel we deserve being crushed. Pervertedness needs to go to the “Horny Hour” chat

4. Own: Yes, OWN. That is the main part of our strategy. Getting on Club Penguin and invading the ACP’s servers 24/7. In order to win a war with the largest army in Club Penguin, endurance must be achieved. This means you may have to spend 4 hours of your life sitting in front of a computer screen. In that case, if you know a battle is coming up, don’t come on at all that day until battle time. That way, you can stay on a bit longer. Also, only listen to the leaders, owner ranks, and mod ranks on chat. That is the main way we can own. 40 Nachos > 90 ACP. 60 Nachos = 150 ACP.

5. Stay strong: This war may very well last 3-4 months. Staying strong is key. If we do not stay strong and begin to fall apart, the war will be futile, and our army will be crushed. As long as you stay strong, the Nacho Empire will hold and our goals will be accomplished, bringing peace and safety once again. This war will bring a new era into the Nacho Armed Forces.

6. The Capital: Taking the capital is not the first on our list. We take their capital early in the war, they’ll take White House early in the war. It is futile, aim for the smaller servers

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The First Strike

The Invasion of Snow Fort

The first strike against the DRACP will be on Snow Fort. If we lose the invasion, oh well. Because the invasion will still have the opportunity of convincing the citizens of Snow Fort that ACP is a wicked army. Instead of “NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” spam charges, our charges will be sayings about ACP’s corruption. Oh, it WILL BE FUN! Make sure you mark your calendars 😉

Date: May 2nd (SATURDAY)

Time: One hour long battle

11:00 AM Penguin Standard Time

12:00 PM  Mountain Standard Time

1:00 PM Central Standard Time

2:00 PM Eastern Standard Time

7:00 PM United Kingdom Time

(Please be intelligent enough to figure the rest out for your own)

Location: Snow Fort(All Over) [NACHOS MEET AT SNOW FORTS]

Reward: 4 Medals (I’m updating medals tomorrow night for all events)

Goal: To convince the citizens of Snow Fort that the ACP is a wicked army. The winner does not matter 😛

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The decision of war was made by the 98% of the Nacho population agreeing to it, and 4/4 Nacho leaders agreeing to it. Allies are appreciated, and will be generously given ACP servers, with the Nacho protection coming with it. Before taking the ACP’s side, just remember, Shab is so far in the closet that he’s having adventures in Narnia. Yes, I said it.

***Person1233***

Edit: Thank you *********(You know who you are) for your work in spying on the ACP 😀 I appreciate you siding with the Nachos over the ACP!

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Shaboomboom, the Co-leader of ACP, is so scared of the Nachos going to war with ACP, that he is getting many to report the Nacho website. Can you believe that? The Nachos are the only army with a chance to beat ACP, and he knows that. I can sense the fear, but I assure you this website will not be deleted because intense moderation is now being put into place. All curse words are going to be removed during this war, and no way in “heck” will ACP win this war.

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EDIT: IF SHAB AND ABER ARE FIRED, WE WILL NOT HAVE WAR.

Comment here your opinions.

Reasons:

1. Aber is a filthy *censored*  who is a *censored* on chat, causing a *censored* environment.

Do I need to go on?

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Title says all! We showed this miniscule army that they do not mess with us. Here are some pictures:

29 minutes before….

No way! It’s a line 😮 😮 😮 I’m in shock.
6 minutes before the battle, line across the Snow Forts
Maybe that comment was a little inappropriate 😳
The battle starts with the leader “Spice Ice 116” doing inappropriate things with the clock… Maybe he didn’t see the “L” in Clock O.O
Yeah, that Eduardbest1 guy is definitely fired.
It’s true, we DO OWN YOU 😛
We move to the Ice Rink and do some crap… Like the Moo charge
Moo charge 8) Were we on crack or something 😕
This “Santa” noob runs back and forth saying “ATTACK THE NACHOS” which really gets irritating after 15 minutes…..

It’s obvious we won.

I would say that was a win, don’t you? If this Gold team wants to mess with us again, we are scheduling the battle on our home turf. Screw off “Gold team” 🙄 I am VERY impressed that we had up to 43 Nachos there, yet only 1/3rd of the Nachos could make it 😯 ! Only 1/3rd of us live in the UK/East Coast and those were the only ones who really made it. I am very impressed by our size when barely anyone could make it!

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***Person1233***

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