Nacho Army of Club Penguin

133 edit> Today, I was told by IW co-leader, Playa123, that the Golds are invading their server, Down under. Since IW is one of our greatest allies, we’ll help them defend it. The following will be the info to help IW defend their server.

Server: Down Under

Time: 5:00pm PST

6:00pm MST

7:00pm CST

8:00pm EST

Date: 4/8/09 (today)

Who: IW (and the nachos) vs. Golds (yes, they are back)

= D With 22 hours prior notice, we were able to get at most, 53 Nachos there! The rooms we were in filled up in 20 SECONDS, and you guys showed me how much of an awesome army we are ! XD Seriously though, you know you’re good at charges when you got 4 penguins saying we are bots 😯 . The spam charges were awesome! Whenever someone asked who the leader is, 40 Nachos would charge the leader XD. Anywho, here are the pics, and a video will be uploaded shortly:

I came right before the patrol, where we only had around 26 Nachos

We make a line across the Snow Forts in around 23 seconds. (31) White House is full at this point…

A simple line made in the Snow Forts….

Nachos charge the town chanting “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US,” this picture taken at the beginning of the charge.

World famous WAR FACES, combined with a HOLY SH** charge XD (34)

This is the end of the Patrol (I didn’t take pics at a lot of places) and we do a little spam charge.

Making sure people remember our name 😛

White House was full for 90% of the 50 minute patrol, but we were still able to accomplish A LOT! Operation: Make people think we are bots = Success. Our charges have become very massive over these past 2 weeks of training, and is much more efficient than the simple Joke Bomb. You can recruit while doing a massive charge, and it OWNS.

VIDEO HERE:

IF YOU MADE THE PATROL, COMMENT ON THIS POST.

***Person1233***

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Scheduled patrol, be there, or if you can’t, comment with your reason.

Got it? Good.

Date: April 8th(WEDNESDAY)

Time:

7 PM Eastern Standard Time

6 PM Central Standard Time

5 PM Mountain Standard Time

4 PM Penguin Standard Time/Pacific Standard Time

Location: White House, Town (ALL OVER)

Reward: 2 Medals

***Person1233***

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IMPORTANT: The divisions are color coded on the ranks. If you are Blue on the ranks, you are Navy. If you are Red on the ranks, you are Army. If you are Green on the ranks, you are Air Force.

Nacho Ranks

I honestly don’t have a lot of time to write this post since I have a baseball game in 40 mins, but we need a practice battle. Things are getting boring, chat has been receiving low numbers, and I don’t want it to seem like we are falling, because we aren’t.  We are as strong as ever, and

I EXPECT THERE TO BE 50+ NACHOS AT THIS PRACTICE BATTLE I AM SCHEDULING!

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Here is how it is going to be organized:

SCENARIO!

Fjord, Cove . . . It’s a serene day until Red and Blue uniforms are seen in the distance! The Nacho Army and Nacho Navy divisions are invading the Fjord Cove! The Nacho Air Force notices this and goes to protect Shadow2446’s Holy Rock of Holiness! The Air Force must defend Shadow’s rock from the Army and the Navy invading from the waters.

DATE: April 9th(Thursday)

LOCATION: Fjord, Cove

TIME:

3 PM PST

4 PM Mountain Standard Time

5 PM Central Time

6 PM Eastern Time

WHO: NACHO AIR FORCE DIVISION VS NACHO ARMY & NACHO NAVY DIVISIONS

REWARD: 3 Medals

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MISSION(S):

Air Force Mission: Protect Shadow’s Holy Rock (Wear a Sombrero and something Green)

vs

Navy and Army Mission: Take over Shadow’s Holy Rock (Wear sombreros and Red(army) and Blue(navy)

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This is meant to be a fun practice battle, Navy & Army vs Air Force. It’s obvious that Air Force is the largest division somehow, so it’s only fair to make it Navy and Army vs Air Force.

ALL ARMY AND NAVY WILL BE ON NORMAL NACHO CHAT: Nacho Chat

ALL AIR FORCE WILL BE ON AIR FORCE CHAT: Air Force Chat (Air Force chat can also be accessed by Main nacho chat, just click on the tab:

)

If you have any questions about which division you are in, or there are circumstances and you want to switch divisions, leave a comment or *gulp* … PC ME.. on chat and maybe something can be worked out.

COMMENT ON THIS POST IF YOU CAN/CAN NOT MAKE IT

The Nachos have over 120 active troops, meaning we should have over a 100 comments on this post saying if you can make it or not. The comments are appreciated 😉

Cya there!

***Person1233***

ALSO: I dont care if Fjord is the Navy’s server XD

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NACHOS CURRENT LOCATION: Tracking . . . SUB ZERO! Black Bandits invaded Sub Zero at 4 PM EST, and were destroyed. Some Nachos still there.

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Despite everyone listening to orders, and everything being successful, I’m a little disappointed in our troop count. Through the entire “invasion,” we only had 30 Nachos TOPS. We are an army that gets 50-60, and to get 15-30, there is something wrong. If there is anything that you think there is wrong with the Nachos, feel free to comment on what the issue is, and how it can be improved. We may be losing troops, or maybe people just forgot about it. Your opinion is needed.

The results of this invasion: White House, Blizzard, and Fjord have an average of 6 Army noobs a day. Meaning, 7 year olds find Club Penguin and play all day terrorizing people and starting their own one day armies 🙄 Thats an average of about 2 of those on each of our servers, which ain’t so bad considering Mammoth’s count of Army noobs is 2,000 XD.  I didn’t take too many pictures, but here are some I did take:

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An hour before our invasion,  we are attacked by a confused ACP soldier who thinks that ACP are fighting Nachos for White House 😕 His name was Jordan25019.

Even doing this didn’t convince him that Nachos and ACP were allies 😕

A small amount of recruiting is done before the invasion begins (16)

Still before the invasion, in White House. We go to the Book Room to play Mancala because boredom sucks. (22)

The invasion begins, and we form a line in 8 seconds! (22)

It takes 44 seconds for us to switch servers,(FJORD) but 8 are left behind. (16 White House 😐 ) ( 8 Fjord)

Line across the chat bar is made in an attempt to get organized after a loss of troops in the server switch. Noob Orge2 follows us through 3 servers -_- (20 White House) (7 Fjord)

We move to the cove in Fjord. Nothing special (19 White House) (6 Fjord)

Charge in the cove… War faces… Nachos … Por- o_o nvm.. (22) (7 Fjord)

We switch to Blizzard, and it takes 38 seconds. (13 Blizzard) (7 White House) (5 Fjord)

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You’ve Got Another Thing Coming

If you THINK that you can join this army by leaving a join comment and NEVER doing CRAP, you have ANOTHER THING COMING. 1/5 OF THE TROOPS THAT LEAVE JOIN COMMENTS DONT Do FU**ING SH**!

NEW RULE

If you join the Nachos, you must go on chat or attend an event within 7 days of your joining. We need to make sure these random people joining the Nachos aren’t 4 year old noobs who think that just because they can leave a comment, they can be a part of the “NACHO CLUB!1!!1!!” If you fail to do this, you are not a Nacho. You can leave another join comment and try again, but make sure that you can attend events as a Nacho. We want our ranks to be filled with active people.

Also, the ranks will be going under reform, and for all of you lazy asses who havent done sh**, dont complain to me when you are fired. We will be removing people who are inactive. Another thing, COMMENT ON POSTS. Your duty as a Nacho is to patrol servers, go on Nacho chat, and another thing. Comment on the posts we make. Even if you make a comment saying “active,” it is very appreciated, and helps us look like a bigger army. A post with 20 comments sucks, a post with 80-100 comments, that’s what we want.

I hope this will encourage you guys to get more active, comment more, and attend scheduled events.

Comment on this post if you would like to receive 3 Medals from today’s invasion.

150th COMMENTER ON THIS POST GETS 3 MEDALS

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During the meeting on Friday, Tomb 147 and King Kinz 10 were made the Governor and Mayors of Fjord! It was unanimous decision, congrats you guys!

***Person1233***

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NACHOS CURRENT LOCATION: Tracking . . . Blizzard! Flarry is in charge!

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A Re-Invasion of the Nacho Empire

Yes, you have read right. Just for the hell of it, we’re going to storm through our 3 servers, learn some new tactics, and get some new recruits. It would improve organization in a large group to have a scheduled invasion that would act as a training session. For example, moving 60 Nachos from Blizzard to White House in 30 seconds could be a challenge we could overcome. The possibilities are endless, so lets do it Here is the information for that:

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Date: April 4th(TODAY)

Time:

11 AM PST

12 PM Mountain Standard Time

1 PM Central Standard Time

2 PM Eastern Standard Time

Location:

11:00 AM PST White House (20 Minutes)

11:20 AM PST Fjord (2o Minutes)

11:40 AM PST Blizzard (20 Minutes)

Be on chat, or look at edits at the top of this site during the invasion to know where we are. ONLY LISTEN TO PEOPLE ON CHAT THAT ARE OWNERS, don’t go listening to one of those noob Nachos who say “ALL NACHOS TO THE ICE BURG,” because we will not be going to the Ice Burg. It’s just a waste of our time. All orders will be given on chat, so I EXPECT YOU TO BE ON CHAT. Hope you can make it 4 Medals will be yours if you can.

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How long has it been since I said we’d do something about the Fjord elections? Nvm, I don’t want to know O.O . We definitely need to have a HIGH SENATE MEETING to vote on the Governor/Mayors, or work it out some how. Which is why I’m scheduling a high senate meeting to be held at this date:

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Date: April 3rd, 2009 A.D. (Friday)

Time: 8 PM EST

Location: Just be on Nacho chat and I’ll PC the link

People allowed in: AkaBob22, Person1233(Z Person Man), Linkin55, Ltshaqcena10, Shadow2446, Puckley, Terrking24, Rey Rey 21, and Smeeble

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Second thing, our servers have been well patrolled lately, and I’d like to thank all the Nachos who have been doing like they should, and patrolled! For those of you who have been sitting on chat all day and doing nothing . . .  Michael Jackson is in your closet. Have fun. … While on the server topic, we honestly don’t have Governors/Mayors doing ANYTHING for our servers, and that needs to change. The only person who is remotely close to doing their job, is Zzztops 😀 Way to go. If the Governor/Mayor inactivity does continue for Blizzard and White House, we will have re-elections to elect someone more active. Also, I’m bored, so the following is the conditions of each of our servers:

(ELEVATED)Blizzard: The “emos” are over-running Blizzard, but it isn’t much of a threat since they not an official army. Nothing else is happening… at … alll O.O

Fjord: Fjord is definitely the most protected server, since every time I go on, there’s like 7  ranked Nachos on throughout the server. Once again, not much going on.

White House: A huge recruiting/training session was held in White House today, and there is no current threats.

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A Re-Invasion of the Nacho Empire

Yes, you have read right. Just for the hell of it, we’re going to storm through our 3 servers, learn some new tactics, and get some new recruits. It would improve organization in a large group to have a scheduled invasion that would act as a training session. For example, moving 60 Nachos from Blizzard to White House in 30 seconds could be a challenge we could overcome. The possibilities are endless, so lets do it 😛  Here is the information for that:

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Date: April 4th (SATURDAY)

Time:

11 AM PST

12 PM Mountain Standard Time

1 PM Central Standard Time

2 PM Eastern Standard Time

Location:

White House (20 Minutes)

Fjord (2o Minutes)

Blizzard (20 Minutes)

Be on chat, or look at edits at the top of this site during the invasion to know where we are. ONLY LISTEN TO PEOPLE ON CHAT THAT ARE OWNERS, don’t go listening to one of those noob Nachos who say “ALL NACHOS TO THE ICE BURG,” because we will not be going to the Ice Burg. It’s just a waste of our time. All orders will be given on chat, so I EXPECT YOU TO BE ON CHAT. Hope you can make it 😉 4 Medals will be yours if you can.

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That’s about it, comment if you can make the invasion 😛

And, the person who gets the 200th comment on this post will get 4 Medals.

***Person1233***

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Months have passed since the last time Nachos and ACP fought in a real war. But the time has come, Nachos. The ACP has ridiculed us, put us down. No group of Nachos are EVER safe from ACP on ANY server. We go to Fjord, 5 ACP noobs there ready. White House, Blizzard . . . even worse. They look like ACP, they say they are ACP, they are ACP. ACP needs to be taught a fu**ing lesson. Moreover, Boomer, needs to be taught a lesson. This war will help you learn the lesson, control YOUR FU**ING TROOPS!

The Nachos hereby declare war on the ACP(Army of Club Penguin)

Get ready for a war the ACP will never forget. ACP will be sucked dry of every ounce of pride they ever had, and will be crushed by this fantastic army. This is only possible, by you. . . The troops that make this army possible. The troops in this army make me so proud to be a Nacho, and now, we will be proud to be a Nacho while kicking the ACP’s a$$! Our first attack, Invade the DRACP.

***This invasion has been planned and approved by the leaders over the past 6 days***

Here is the invasion schedule:

April 2nd(Thursday)

Server: Breeze

Time:

7:00-7:30 PM EST (4 PM PST) (12 AM Uk…)

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Server: Ice Berg

Time:

7:35-7:50 PM EST (4:35 PM PST) (12:35 AM Uk…)

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Server: Ice Breaker

Time:

7:55-8:15 PM EST (4:55 PM PST) (12:55 AM Uk…)

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April 3rd (Friday)

Server: Ice Cold

Time:

3:00-3:30 PM EST (12 PM PST) (8 AM Uk…)

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Server: Ice Cube

Time:

6:30-7:30 PM EST (3:30 PM PST) (11 AM Uk…)

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Server: Iceland

Time:

8:00-9:00 PM EST (5 PM PST) (1 AM Uk…)

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April 4th (Saturday)

Server:Klondike

Time:

11:00 AM-12:00 PM EST (8 AM PST) (4 PM Uk…)

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Server: Icicle

Time:

3:00-4:00 PM EST (12 PM PST) (8 PM Uk…)

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Server: Marshmallow

Time:

6:00-7:00 PM EST (3 PM PST) (11 AM Uk…)

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April 5th (Sunday)

Server: Snow Fort

Time:

2:00-3:00 PM EST (11 AM PST) (7 PM Uk…)

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Server: Snow Globe

Time:

4:00-5:00 PM EST (1 PM PST) (9 PM Uk…)

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Those who show outstanding work during these invasions will be rewarded with medals. I am going to make this clear, there is a good chance we will lose some of these invasions. The invasions are not to take the servers, we are not greedy. The invasions are to weaken the ACP, as they lose these invasions against an army called the “Nachos,” their troop morale will drop dramatically. Many ACP are already fleeing to the stable Nacho Empire, because unlike the ACP, there has only been one threat of civil war in the Nachos. (back in November, but was stopped when I decided to quit)  Boomer, you are a good guy, but your army is a pile of sh**. I don’t want this “diplomacy” crap, this is Club Penguin armies, we fight, and it just so happens that the Nachos will be kicking your ass all this week. Have a nice day 😉

Also, we do not care if you decide to help us in this war, because we don’t want it to be 5 Major Armies vs ACP 🙄 Let us do this on our own.

***Person1233***

PS: April Fools.

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Club Penguin is under a Nacho Revolution 😛

If you have been referred to this website by a group of Nachos on Club Penguin, JOIN AT THE JOIN PAGE! http://nachoarmy.com/join

Anyway, the scheduled recruiting was an awesome success 😛 We’ve gotten 8  recruits to find the chat in an hour, 213 Google Searches as of 2:30 PM EST, AND Mammoth, Blizzard, White House, and Fjord are full of Nachos o__O .  I’d like to thank the ton of Nachos that came, and

DONT STOP RECRUITING 😀 .

Here are some pics

NOTE:(I really took suckish pics… there was a time where we had 65 Nachos in the Boiler Room was paint wasn’t cooperating >_< ) Also, the Nachos in these pics were only from Mammoth, there were 15-20 on blizzard.

Around 12:30, Nachos do some recruiting on Mammoth while some ACP n00bs attack us . . . Ugh when will they learn that we are allies 🙄 (30 estimated)

We spam the town, and spam some ACP noobs who still think we are there to take over Club Penguin. (24)
More . .  Well, recruiting 😛 (26)
We spam the town going “CAT TANK FTW!” XD (25)
We head to the Night Club and do what we do best, SPAM. (27)

Move to the boiler room, do some charges as a practice then we encounter some ACP noobs.. UGH.. GO FU**ING AWAY AND LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER! (29)

We clear out some of those noobs, but they do come back, with “back-up” 🙄 (32)
In the pool, we just kind of chill because I’m editing pics XD (33)

We decided, Hey! it would be fun to go to the Dojo for old times sake! But then we realized, Card Jitsu, 5 year old Ninjas.. GREEAAAT… This pic is us practicing our spam charge, “USES CHEESE CARD” lol… (28)
Ninjas get owned, OWNED, OWNED OOOWWWNEEED. ..(Ow Need 😕 ) (27)

Nuking the ninjas with some Cheese bombs 😛 (30)

Thanks everyone who came, we owned some 5 year old Ninjas BADLY. XD .

COMMENT TO GET YOUR MEDALS

DONT STOP RECRUITING!

***Person1233***

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Edit: 100TH COMMENTER ON THIS POST WILL GET 3 MEDALS 😮

Hola Nachos, Person here!

We haven’t scheduled much in a bit have we? Things are getting a bit boring, so lets DO SOMETHING. Tomorrow is going to be a RECRUITMENT DAY! Whenever you go on chat, go on Mammoth. Of course Mammoth is full a lot, and if it is full, go to Blizzard. When Blizzard is full, then White House! But the first server to go on and recruit is Mammoth. Tell other Nachos online to head to Mammoth so the server will be filled with Nachos! No, this is NOT AN INVASION OF MAMMOTH, we’re just recruiting on a neutral server for an entire day 😛 Asides from the unscheduled recruiting, I’m scheduling a recruitment so all Nachos will know to come at one time. Here are the details of that specific recruiting:

Date: March 29th, 2009 (SUNDAY) 😕 Also my Mom’s birthday 😛

Time:

10 AM PST

11 AM Mountain

12 PM Central

1 PM EST

6 PM UK

Location: MAMMOTH, TOWN! (We will be doing spams and charges throughout every room though, BUT ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT Z PERSON MAN SAYS! If a random noob says “ALL NACHOS TO TEH ICE BEERGG!!” Dont go.. or I’m going to have to get out a long, pointy object that hurts when it penetrates the skin (WARY)

Rewards: 3 Medals, and you may get a new friend XP

Rules:

-Spread out

– Spam “SEARCH NACHO ARMY” and “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN”

– Listen to Z Person Man’s orders

– Be on Nacho chat, the link is on the chat page ^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, COMMENT

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Now, concerning the Fjord election.. The poll was hacked by a no-life loser, so that poll is VOID. Because of someone else ruining our democratic fun, the leaders are going to have to select the Governors/Mayors 🙄 I’m not sure when to schedule this, but we’re going to have to choose the Governors/Mayors some time . . .

***Person1233**

Edit: 100TH COMMENTER ON THIS POST WILL GET 3 MEDALS 😮

PS: Fail of the week… (brought to you by FailBlog )

133 edit> After a long talk and a small court hearing, Aka and I have decided to let Tancho back in the nachos. Yesterday, I was the judge on Nacho Court and I was to decide whether or not Tancho should have his rank back. Taking no sides, I declared Tancho to stay were he was. Today, Tancho had a long talk with Aka and Aka let him back in. Now it is up to me, Ltshaqcena10, to be a leader and decide either to let Tancho back in. After reasoning, Tancho will be back in the nachos as a RANKED OFFICIAL. No one will be able to take his rank away unless he breaks the rules of either bribing, harassing, or pushing people into promoting him.

Linkin- Wow 4th time… 4th time Tancho will be allowed back in this army….  Never knew Tancho was so special that he would get a 4th fu**ing chance….

Person: I censored your curse because we’re trying to keep this blog PG, and the F-word being used is making it Pg-13 😐

Aka-Wait, WHAT? I never said I let him back in! Sure, I had a conversation on the phone with him the other night, but I SPECIFICALLY kept telling him “Tancho, I’m sorry, but you must remain unranked for at least another good 6 months before I think I will let you back in.” Sorry Tancho, but I KNOW I never said “Welcome Back” to you.

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Linkin- WTF?! As of 1:20 AM EST time, Tomb and King are leading the polls with 400 votes, WTF!? Honestly!? Shadow suggested this, I agree with him that we should have a High Counsel meeting to settle who the Fjord Gov. and Mayor will be because obiously someone is hacking the poll or Tomb and King are cheating and running around telling people to vote for them.

Btw, Can I be a Admin on this site again, I mean come on im one of the Leaders…  😐

The results are in… and the winners are..

Salsa Party

Tomb 147(Governor) and King Kinz 10 (Mayor): 68 Votes
Rabo4(Governor) and Cooper30(Mayor): 67 Votes

Tortilla Party

Time689(Governor) and Glmul (Mayor)(81 votes)

Pringle64(Governor) and Spartanite (Mayor) (61 votes)

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Congratulations to these four, because they were able to get the support of the Nachos WITHOUT being an annoying ass and advertising themselves… XD Now here is the FINALY Fjord Poll. Winner take all, the final poll…. BUM BUM BUMM..

Poll ends March 27th. Friday, at 7 PM EST.

REMEMBER… DONT ADVERTISE TO VOTE FOR YOU OR A PINEAPPLE WHERE BE WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE 😡

Make sure that you read all the posts below this one.. they’re pretty important.

***Person1233***

Edit: Hey, tonight on White House we were trying out some new tactics on small armies telling us to get off of our own capital 😛 Here are some pics:

We were able to get a lot of the red noobs that were against us, to join! We’re going to do these Drill sessions/Recruiting sessions every night, and probably create a new strategy each night 😛

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