Nacho Army of Club Penguin

IMPORTANT! NACHOS ARE NEUTRAL IN THE UMA-ACP WAR!

Hola Nachos! After some going through ranks and through all of the applicants, here is the official list of candidates:

Redferrari99(Governor) and Policeman558 (Mayor)
Tomb 147(Governor) and King Kinz 10 (Mayor)
Wojanna2(Governor) and Missfrog4 (Mayor)
Rabo4(Governor) and Cooper30 (Mayor)
Pwener1(Governor) and Tat20 (Mayor)
Squattyblue(Governor) and Cro3000 (Mayor)
Pringle64(Governor) and Spartanite (Mayor)
Time689(Governor) and Glmul (Mayor)
Roehf(Governor) and Acpwarrior (Mayor)
Thomas0270(Governor) and Oola Yoda (Mayor)

Greenarms007(Governor) and 4996Dexter (Mayor)

Icebird1997(Governor) and Rca123456 (Mayor)

Flippy198/Mahicans(Governor) and Govin10 (Mayor)

.A total of 26 people who are running for Mayor/Governor, after deleting some who did not fit requirements. Also, since there are 13 “teams,” there will be 2 different polls, and the top 2 in each poll, will be in the finas. These aere the preliminaries, and I broke down the candidates into 2 parties, the Salsa Party, and the Tortilla Party. Tiebreakers will be decided in a way you will find out.

Also, if I see you advertising and saying to vote for you for Fjord, I swear to God; you will find a pineapple where the sun don’t shine.

Now HERE ARE THE POLLS! They end March 25th!

SALSA PARTY

TORTILLA PARTY

As a citizen of the Nacho Empire, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO VOTE FOR THE GOVERNOR OF FJORD! So go ahead and vote! I will be disappointed if there are less than 300 votes on either of these polls.

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Second part of this post . . . You know that army “CPGA” that we went to war with Fjord over? Well, they’re back, and they invaded Toboggan, which is RPF territory. Nachos, RPF, and IMAF came in, kicked some a$$ after a bit, and won. The thing is though, they outnumbered us for around 10 mins because everyone on Nacho chat was BEING LAZY! As an army, we can’t be lazy the whole day on chat. Which is why we will be having drill sessions at least twice a day from now on. Mod – Owner ranks will run them, SO LISTEN TO A MOD IF THEY SAY “Drill session! White House, Snow Forts!” There are medal opportunites for everyone there.

After 3:40, their unexperienced, untrained, and immature troops left assuming they won… 😕 Anyway, if CPGA invades our ally server again, we will have to go to war.

***Person1233***

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NachosofBlizzard.wordpress.com

This is to all of you noobs… Fjord is my favorite server in all of Club Penguin, and if you mess up with your governor job, I’ll know. Governing Fjord won’t be like governing Blizzard or White House. I’m always watching you.

I’d also like to remind you all that Shadow2446 Inc. is on Fjord. We have been the leading producer in Nacho uniforms since our 5 server take-over. We will soon be building a Cat Tank Factory and a Cheese Generator to run it. We need all the help we can get. Stay off my rock -_-

P.S. This is an example to the future Fjord Governor. I’m not impressed with something like this: www.whitehousenachos.wordpress.com

The following disobeyed by making Fjord sites so I think they shuld be disqualified:

Rabo4, Zoo889

Aka-Person, when you get the time, turn this highlight thing off. -.- Terr- highlight thingy annoying

If you have an army that is currently not signed up for this tournament, go here:

http://cparmytourny.wordpress.com/

This small post is concerning small armies that seem to think they can invade and claim a server without scheduling any invasion. The servers of the Nacho Empire can ONLY BE CLAIMED if your army schedules a battle for it on your website at least 24 hours beforehand, and your leader leaves a comment on OUR WEBSITE about it. If you FAIL TO DO THIS, you do not take the server. Claiming a server without doing this will result in your army being Cheap Gaya$$es with no balls.

***Person1233***

Terr: Oh great,now shadow is going to threaten to delete those sites too

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Shadow2446: This is to every Nacho out there. DON’T MAKE A FJORD SITE OR YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE. THE FJORD WEBSITE IS FOR THE GOVERNOR ONLY. YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF YOU MAKE A FJORD SITE!!!

Fjord is my favorite server in all of Club Penguin, and if you mess up with your governor job, I’ll know. Governing Fjord won’t be like governing Blizzard or White House. I’m always watching you.

I’d also like to remind you all that Shadow2446 Inc. is on Fjord. We have been the leading producer in Nacho uniforms since our 5 server take-over. We will soon be building a Cat Tank Factory and a Cheese Generator to run it. We need all the help we can get. Stay off my rock -_-

P.S. Tancho can’t run. He isn’t a ranked Nacho.

P.S.S. This is an example to the future Fjord Governor. I’m not impressed with something like this: www.whitehousenachos.wordpress.com

Ah yes! Finally, we will be having the Governor/Mayor elections for the server, FJORD. In order for Fjord to be under the protection of the Nacho Army, we will need a Governor and a Mayor, where their duty is to set recruiting, patrols, and notify leaders of growing armies there. We do not want an inactive Governor or Mayor, so in order to be qualified for the job of Mayor/Governor, you need to fit these qualifications:

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WARNING! YOU WILL BE FIRED FROM YOUR POSITION IF YOU DO NOTHING!

1. You have been a  RANKED Nacho for at least 40 DAYS.

2. You are a Sergeant + or below Ambassador, in the Nacho Army. (Privates, Troopers, Ambassadors, Co-Leaders, and Leaders can not run)

3. You are an active Nacho.

4. Your record is pretty much clean, a “clean” record will be verified by Leaders

5. You need to have a running mate, and must have settled out, who is the Governor, and who is the Mayor.

6. You will be required to make a website for Fjord. Both Governor and Mayors need to post about news on Fjord. The URL should be something like “FjordNachos.wordpress.com” Post things there and they’ll make it to the Nacho website if it needs all of our attention.

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Now, to apply to become the Mayor/Governor of Fjord, all you must do is comment if you are the applying governor, and the name of your Mayor (MUST AGREE TO BEING THE MAYOR ALONG WITH YOU). If there are enough applicants, we will have preliminaries, meaning 2 different elections. It isn’t as complicated as it may seem. You’ll get it. I will go through each of the applicants, and make a draft through the week with the Governor and Mayor pairs.

For example, lets say my name is Fishymoo334 and my Mayor who agreed to be mayor is Fishyoink1. I will make a comment like this:

” My name is Fishymoo334 and I am applying to be the governor of Fjord. My running mate, Fishyoink1, agrees that he will be the Mayor with me”

You could copy and paste that and change the names if ya want 😕

If you have any questions, feel free to comment them, and I will make it more clear in my post.

***Person1233***

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EDIT: WOW! We got amazing stats today! I guess that battle was awesome recruiting 8)

Hits: 8,507 ( 😮 )

Google Searches: 294 (RECORD)

Comments: 114 Comments ( 😕 Not that impressive . . . But I thought I might as well add that)

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Hey guys . . . That was a really awesome battle! We came, we dominated, and there is no doubt that we would have won if there were winners. UMA and IW did a phenomenal job at fighting ACP at the Dock and Town! At no point in that battle, were we losing! We invaded the Snow Forts(35 minutes), Ice Rink(5 Minutes), and the Beach(20 mins). There are some things we need to improve on, but I will get to that at a later date. Thank you all those that came, we made Bat’s last battle a memorable one. Here are the pics:

Before the battle:

Nachos do some spamming on some recruiting ACP, an hour before the battle

ACP seems to be diminishing in numbers

During the Battle:
13 minutes into the battle, Ice Warriors and Nachos attack some ACP in the Snow Forts
After the ACP in the Snow Forts retreat, we invade the Ice Rink. (4 RPF and 5 unknown army)
RPF retreat from the Ice Rink and we conquer it
We move to the beach to support UMA when they fall back from the Dock.
UMA falls back to the Beach from the Dock, allowing us to dismantle an ACP squad.
Ownage….Just pure ownage..
Ah yes, Cat Tank was with us, and Cat Tank dominated


Boomer comes in telling ACP to go the Dock, so most of ACP leaves.

This was my favorite part of this battle . . . The Nachos went to the Snow Forts to get organized, then a squad of ACP lead by Boomer comes in! As ACP soldiers are logging in, we decide to do a kicka$$ charge, so the logging on ACP soldiers, will probably lag like HELL! They had not expected a charge right when they were logging in, which helped us gain the upperhand in the Snow Forts. Thanks all Nachos who participated in that charge 😉

That ACP squad retreats to attack UMA in the town, where they are evenly matched.
The battle ends, and there is no doubt we won . . . But we’re going to be good sports, no one won.

Bat’s final messages on UMA chat.

Nachos who came will be getting 4 medals, but ONLY IF YOU COMMENT YOUR MEDALS.

I’m getting busier each day with baseball and homework… Just please don’t bug me about medals, it’ll get them done later. Also, the Ford elections . . . I’ll organize them during the week 😐 As I said, I’mVERY busy.

***Person1233***

Shadow2446:

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EDIT: DONT FORGET ABOUT THE AMBASSADOR POLL ON THE POST BELOW! ENDS TOMORROW!

Bat, a UMA Leader, is retiring on March 21st after he has one last battle. This battle is going to be 3x bigger than Oagal’s last battle, and 5x bigger than Zippy’s last battle 😛 Armies have gotten so much larger than March of last year, and July of last year. The server probably will crash, but if it does, just log in again and keep on fighting! The Nachos will position ourselves at Mittens, Snow Forts 45 minutes before the battle, so be there, or I’ll kill 5 Cat Tanks HEHEHEH… Jk…. I think….

Teams: UMA,Nachos,IW Vs. ALL(ACP, RPF, WW, etc.)

Date: March 21(SATURDAY)

Server: Mittens

Room: Snow Forts (I’m suggesting we make it throughout the server… because ACP or Nachos alone can fill a room 😐 )

Time:

3 Eastern Time PM

2 Central Time PM

1 Mountain Time PM

12 PST PM

Reward: 4 medals mined in the new Fjord mines!

Be on chat, and listen to orders!

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This is what I expect the battle to be like:

UMA(15),Nachos(55),IW(15) Vs. ALL(ACP(70), RPF(15), WW(15), OTHER (10)

Based on that, the odds aren’t exactly for us . . . Meaning we need to give it our all!

***STRATEGY*** ▀_▀

Come to the Snow Forts 45 minutes early, for recruiting purposes. Having the Snow Forts through most of the battle will be a great advantage to us. If there is another army trying to recruit in the Snow Forts, SPAM OVER THEM LIKE HELL! We can’t have another army interrupting our recruiting flow. Listen to commands on CP, and we will win this.

***Person1233***

Short Linkin Edit: Hohjio, you can stay a “Nacho” but you will NOT be on the ranks and you will NOT get any medals. You will be a unofficial Nacho.

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The invasion wasn’t as massive as the last one, but there was no doubt we would lose 😛 The Nachos filled the Snow Forts and stayed full for about an hour XP Nachos had from 30-50 throughout the battle and Red had between 0-10. It was a well fought battle, but I only saw one Red fire… through the entire battle : | Anyway, yes you will get your medals, and time for some pics 😛

YOU WILL ONLY GET YOUR MEDALS IF YOU COMMENT SAYING YOU CAME!

(The CP clock was lagging so it was behind)

Nachos charge the Reds the second it turns 4 PM PST.
We then charge to the bottom, causing utter chaos in the snow Forts, and now hope for a CPGA victory

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We start getting a little bored because there aren’t any Reds 😕 And there’s 27 mins left…

We make a small scale circle 😛

The circle charges in on some Red noobs that were stupid enough to get in the center

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Nachos own Fjord, and now we will have the governor elections within the next week. (woo)

IMPORTANT!

Promotion day has been delayed til tomorrow due to a lot of things happening tonight . . . Just be patient, I’m going to work on the promotions tonight, and they’ll be ready by tomorrow afternoon.

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UPA VS IW?!

Earlier today, UPA declared war on IW for no reason at all. I got word that they were invading Husky, and since barely any Ice warriors were on, the Nachos battled the 8 UPA. It ended up being 15 Nachos vs 8 UPA and we were really destroying them. We spammed them for around 10 minutes until they called off the war. Here is a picture of the end:

***Person1233***

Linkin Edit: Hohjio since you won’t listen to me when I comment on the post, then here. You are no longer a Nacho, I fired you and you know it.

Anyways, thanks to everyone who made it. I even made it 😆 (First scheduled battle I made in 2 months) I’d also like to thank CPGA for being respectful 😐 . Keep up the good work Nacho’s!

-Linkin55

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Over the past few days, some Red Army( CPGA ) has been on Fjord 24/7 claiming to own Fjord. Nachos owned their a$$es every time, but they keep coming back saying that they own Fjord 🙄 They won’t accept a land grant, because they are an anti-Nacho group. Just to get these idiots out of our way, we need to schedule a 2nd invasion of Fjord, to show the true owner of Fjord. Whoever wins the battle, gets to keep Fjord. Whoever loses, MUST FIND A NEW SERVER OR ELSE. I am confident that we can destroy a group of 5 noobs. Here is the information for the second invasion:

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Date: March 17th (Tuesday, St. Patrick’s Day 😕 )

Time: THERE IS A TIME RESTRICTION ON THIS BATTLE. 30 MINUTES. NO 4 HOUR LONG BATTLES HERE 🙄 If you can not beat us within 30 minutes, then it’s obvious you don’t have the ability to protect a server without using the “C.A.N.B (Cheap Ass No Balls) attack”

4 PM PST – 4:30 PM PST

5 PM Mountain Time – 5:30 PM Mountain Time

6 PM Central Time- 6:30 PM Central Time

7:00 PM Eastern Time – 7:30 Eastern Time

Location: FJORD, SNOW FORTS

Who: Nachos vs Red Noobs

Reward: 3 Medals, and a chance to get some good practice 🙂

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This is going to be a basic battle, Nachos fill the Snow Forts, 3 people in an army will think they can take on 50 Nachos, and we get some good training out of it. We won’t be using teams and going in different places, just staying at the Snow Forts.

To humor you, here are some pics of our battles with this Red Army:

I gotta give them some credit, they caught us off guard on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

You may be saying, come on, they’re a noob army! Yes, but they have no lives at all and are constantly invading Fjord unscheduled, and they think they can invade our server with no consequences. Invading another army’s piece of land is an act of war, we have every right to kick their noob a$$es! Trust me, it’ll be fun 8)

***Person1233***

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Edit: Join an awesome new army called the URA (Underground Rebel Army)! Just leave a comment on their join page to join: www.undergroundrebelarmyura.wordpress.com/join

Hola people of the world

I just gotta say… WOW XD! That was the best invasion I’ve been to 🙂  Since shadow2446 failed to show up, Flarry Jerry took charge and lead the Blue Nachos. Flarry did a fantastic job and proved his excellent leadership skills 😉 I lead the Red Nachos, and we had 2 or 3 noobs here and there, and that was it. Basic results, we owned, and

now Fjord is the newest server entering the NACHO EMPIRE.

I will be adding it to the Nacho Empire page, and we will have elections for Governors/Mayors for the server. Except this time, we will have preliminaries or the poll will have 35 people on it XP

Now here are the pictures of the invasion:

Almost an hour before the battle . . . Some MCP noobs and ACP noobs were there having no clue what they were doing. Don’t be offended ACP, I’m making fun of your noobs who want to be you, not you XD.

Blue Nachos around 15 minutes until the invasion started.

At the start of the invasion, Red Nachos make a line to secure the cove from invaders.

Blue Nachos invade their next room, the Dock, after having no enemies in the Beach to attack.

Red Nachos have slight resistance and get a little bored in the Forest.

Blue Nachos charge the Town having 20+

Red Nachos spam the Plazza having 18-20 troops.

Blue Nachos alone matching the size of UMA and WW together 😮

Red and Blue Nachos charge the Snow Forts in numbers of 43-45.

We start to do some spamming 😛 (35-40 troops)
ULTIMATE FRENZY! WOO!

The Snow Forts is owned, so we charge the town and so some recruiting ❗
We move onto the Cove and create a circle around the Clovers, and mark it as Nacho territory 😛
Doing a charge from the Clovers to the bottom!
Yeah, I think we own Fjord . . . . lol
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About medals . . .

❗ YOU NEED TO COMMENT TO GET YOUR MEDAL ❗

There were so many people there, you need to comment if you were there, I’ll look on the pictures to make sure you aren’t lying, and you will get your medal. Also, Wwe Adam DID visit our little invasion 😀

“We didn’t come to see Wwe Adam, Wwe Adam came to see the NACHOS”

~Flarry Jerry

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That’s about it ! Expect a Fjord Governor election in the week to come, and also expect and igloo practice battle 😉

***Person1233***

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Hola fellow Nachos and Cat Tanks, Person here XD

Well, the thing is . . . MCP has called off their defending of Fjord, and agreed that they would find different servers. I was very surprised to read that they would basically give up Fjord, and pick new servers 😕 Because of them doing this, the MCP War is Off. The invasion of Fjord is still a go, except we will not be fighting MCP for it. If MCP would like some form of land grant to it, all they have to do is ask 🙂 Also, MCP is a reasonable and intelligent army, and we need to give them our respect. I hope that we can possibly become allies, even after all of this inflated trouble.

Now for the invasion, everything will go as it would, except we will not be fighting MCP. Instead, we’re probably going to be fighting some noob armies who think they can fight 40 people, having only 4 people, for 9 hours 🙄 I expect the invasion to last one hour, so give the Cat Tanks some extra Cat Food XD. Don’t give em that “America’s Choice” garbage, get em Fancy Feast (WARY) lol moving on….

I’m going to post the invasion information one more time… BE THERE, OR IMA GET THE CHAINSAW... I mean… you won’t get your 4 medals o_o

Date: March 13th (Friday the 13th O.O) Bring in the Black Cat Tanks!

Time:

4 PM PST

5 PM Mountain Time

6 PM Central Time

7 PM Eastern Standard Time

Location: Fjord, Beach or Cove

Reward: Shadow gets his vacation home back(lol) and you get 4 Medals

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Here is how this thing is going to go down. We WILL be using the Red and Blue teams, which you can find what team you are by clicking HERE. All people joining after March 07th will be on the Blue Team.

Blue Nachos will be invading:

1. Beach

2. Dock

3. Town

4. Ice Rink/Snow Forts

Red Nachos will be invading:

1. Cove

2. Forest

3. Plaza

4. Snow Forts

After the Blue and Red teams meet at the Snow Forts, we will then invade the rooms that harbor enemy armies together. I hope that with teamwork and cooperation, this can be a smooth and successful invasion to re-capture Fjord. Also, if you are a Nacho and aren’t that active, start becoming active. Demotions will be given to those who are high ranks in other armies, and never come to Nacho events. There are more deserving people of your rank

We will be glad to give your army a land grant. If your army would like a land grant, then please comment below. Here are the armies that requestion land grants(Leave a comment if you would like a land grant):

1. CPD (Club Penguin Defenders)

2. Red Warriors

3.

4.

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Fjord after our invasion:

***Person1233***

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Before I get on with the results.. The meeting was going good with everyone being in and giving ideas, but it got a little out of control so, only everyone not ranked high enough was banned, but still was able to see everything that was said. That way, order was kept. Don’t take it personal, just things were getting a little out of order.

Now to get on with the results of the meeting 😛 It’s OBVIOUS what Nachos want. We want war.

No matter what the consequences may be, the Nachos decided that since MCP has declared war on the Nachos, we now have every right to continue with this invasion.

After hearing the pros and cons, every Nacho in that chat room agreed to continue the invasion, even if it means ACP breaking what they promised, and entering this war. The Fjord invasion will continue, because the Nachos make the decisions about what we do, not another army trying to make us feel bad. I hope other armies are OK with our decision, because frankly, we don’t really care.

Unpack your Cheese Grenades, get the keys to the Cat Tank, it’s time for a war 8)

Even though the main invasion is on Friday, we will perform 10+ invasion on Fjord on Wednesday and Thursday, unofficially, just for practice. Since we do already own 50% of Fjord (Thank you UMA). The other 50% is yet to be taken 😉

-Closing Note-

If you’ve seen the MCP posts, anyone can see that 120 of the comments were from Nachos insulting them. We need to keep our comments to ourself, no matter how annoying MCP is. It just makes us look like a bad army if we make a hundred comments on the enemy’s posts, be mature.

***Person1233***

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