Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
We the Nachos hereby declare war on the FACP (Famous Army of Club Penguin) Some may disagree, but the majority of Nachos agree to declare war on this hacking disgrace of an army. Here is how it all started:
The Nachos were getting ready to have our practice battle this afternoon when suddenly 10 FACP bots attacked White House and invaded it. 25 Nachos were there to stop their invasion and it failed. They proceeded to invade 3 times during our practice battle. Because of their invasions, Red and Blue Nachos united to destroy the FACP bots who were really just plan annoying. Though Red did have the upperhand most of the time in the practice battle, there is no winner because of FACP’s invasion. Here are pictures of the Practice Battle/their failed invasion.
FACP is a hacking army, and dsince hacking is against Club Penguin rules, the main part of battles will be reporting their bots, and SENDING E-MAILS TO CP! I need you guys to send an e-mail to Club Penguin, alerting them about this bot army, and Club Penguin can shut down this army. Your e-mail sent to them should have some pictures of the bots in action, and the link to the website. It also should have this picture:
Pengyster48: “…Well it was an hour long prom! It got from Person getting married to an 8 minute strip session at the end…… O_O
Congratulations to Oagals Mom and Person on being married!
The party was a whole lot of fun!
I got a lot of positive feedback!
Anyways I hope you guys had fun!
I might schedule another one soon! (but not for Valentine’s Day of course)
Over and Out,
Pengyster48 ..”
During the army prom, which was pretty successful, Oagal’s Mom and I fell in deep love and we were married at 4:32 PM EST =P! Here are some pictures of thet prom/wedding:
Before hand… O __ o
During the Prom:
The Wedding:
A little message to Oagalthorp:
Hey guys, I said that we’d have a practice battle on Saturday but unfortunately I couldn’t make a post ahead of time so it just never happened 😕 Which is why I am scheduling a practice battle for TOMORROW (February 16th) Most people in the United States will have off because its President’s Day, so hopefully a lot will be able to show up =D! Here are the details:
When I tried to get on chat, the actual chat just wouldn’t load, and it seems that A LOT of people are having the same problem. I decided to re-download Adobe Flash, and chat worked again! So if you can not get on chat, hopefully re-downloading flash will work for you. Here is the link to download it: http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/thankyou/ This is a small glitch and xat may fix it so that you can access chat without re-downloading flash player.
One of our fellow allies, the Watex Warriors, can’t even say their own name on CP 😕 They can’t recruit without being able to say their name, so I am asking you guys to help them out and e-mail CP with the following message!
I am really upset that I cannot say Watex, Watex Warriors, or WW on club penguin. These phrases are not bad words, so they should be able to go through the Club Penguin filter. I have been wanting this a long time, and all of my friends want to be able to say these phrases, so please change your Filter.
Linkin edit: I am sick of Hohjio impersonating people… Hohjio, I fired you because you lied to me, you told me that you would change. You were good for the 1st month until all you bugged for was promos. Thats when all of the Leaders got pissed at you Hohjio. Your annoying as hell. Get over it Hohjio, theres other armys that could take you in. And if you keep comming back making comments, that gets the Leaders pissed too, so heres some adive. JUST LEAVE.
Person’s Edit: Well, I have over 1080 images in my photobucket and the images together exceeded the 25 GB limit for the month. Every image from my photobucket on this site is gone until tomorrow. I ask you one thing, DO NOT DIRECT LINK TO MY IMAGES WHEN PUTTING IT ON YOUR WEBSITE. Save the image to your computer and upload it yourself, it saves me bandwidth and will keep my photobucket album from exceeding the 25 GB bandwidhth limit.
The truth is, that practice battle was sad 😐 . We are one of the largest armies on Club Penguin, and the largest number we had at the practice battle was a small 33. That’s very disappointing in my opinion. At our last gathering/battle, we had 46 people. On the poll, 83 people said they could come so I expected around 50 people, and got 33. I understand people have schoolwork, and a lot to do on Mondays, but I just expected more 😕 . Sometimes I have to vent too ya know (D) lol.
We will be having another practice battle on Saturday and I hope to have a lot of people since the times will be good for people all across the globe (except Australia 😕 )
Score: 0 |||||||||||||||1 : Blue Nachos retain larger size for 13 mins.
12 Red Nachos|||||17Blue Nachos
Score: 1 |||||||||||||||2: Red Nachos continue on to form a nice line, and get Ninjas to side with them ( -.- ), but Blue Nachos also get a point for being larger.
14 Red Nachos|||||13Blue Nachos(Ranked)
Score: 2 |||||||||||||||2: Red Nachos have more organization and distinguish themselves far better than the covered up Blue Nachos, so they get the point.
12 Red Nachos|||||13Blue Nachos(Ranked)
Score: 3 |||||||||||||||3: Though Blue Nachos are larger here, I forgot to take pics at 2 charges in which the Red Nachos dominated, and another charge where the Blue Nachos dominated. <.<.
In the end, it ends in a tie and we go on to recruit all over White House, look for my medicine (XD) , and then we moved on to Spaceybirdy’s party at Tundra. (Which the Nachos made hillarious 😆 ) You probably wouldn’t want to see the pics of that party… some are X-rated material O.- Other than the kind of low amount of Nachos (in my opinion), I think everyone did an awesome job, and everyone who came will be getting 3 Medals 😀 ! Great job guys. What we need to work on is reaction time to charging, at the FGR “battle,” it took us 3.6 seconds to have 40 Nachos charge, where in this battle, it took 10 seconds to get 15 Nachos to charge 😕
***Person1233***
Puckley:Hey Nachos. I just wanted to spread some news and say you did a great job at the Practice Battle! I agree with Person mostly. I was too, a little disappointed in the lack of troops for being a major army. Also I was a little disappointed in how fast you reacted to the leader’s command. Like Person said, It took us 3.6 seconds to charge with 40 Nachos, but today it took 10 seconds for only 15 Nachos to charge. So when a leader gives a command, follow it and do it, as instructed, as fast as you can. Otherwise, you guys did great! I believe all who came should be getting 3 medals.
Hey Nachos, Crowl here! Sadly I will be retiring today. If you’re wondering why I’m retiring ask Hohjio. Here’s my retirment post:
I started Clubpenguin back in the summer of July,2007 after the water party. For the first 8 months I just played games and bought clothes. But on March 18,2008 I saw 1997jan7th on the old Nacho chat and I asked him “What’s that?” he told me it was the chat for the Nachos of Clubpenguin. I was wondering what the Nachos but then he told about the whole army thing. So I joined the Nachos as a Trooper. During the period that I was in the Nachos 1997jan7th and I made the army called “Lavaknights” lol that was a nightmare!! We were called noobs by everyone and hated by every army until September 5,2008. It was Lavaknights and Aqua Warriors vs RPF(When RPF was in a slump) and we defeated RPF to get tundra. Lavaknights and Aqua Warriors went in an alliance after that called “ALAS” that only lasted for 2 months though(due to the fact of Aqua Warriors leaving Clubpenguin for 2 months) after ALAS ended as you all know, LVAS was made. And I don’t really wanna talk about that on a Nacho site. MY Nacho tory is pretty cool. I was first just a Trooper who was on probation 3 times and was hated by everyone and now I’m a Bridgadier General who most Nachos know. I will miss you all so dearly but this is what’s best. Farewell Nachos!
Here are the few people I have to thanks
Person1233- You were a great friend Person, you were always nice and you always had RBAA help their allies. Thanks for everything PS You’re a good video maker
Zippy500- Zippy, if you do read this thanks for letting me join Nachos. You were an awsome friend and an awsome leader. Thanks for everything
Ltshaqcena10- Shaq, you were like my best friend over the internet. We never fought and we always got along. Thanks for helping me lead LVAS and helping me in Nachos. Bye buddy!
Andrew24- You’re the AW leader but I still did get along with you. Though our armies were rivals we got along. I’ll miss you!
Ephris11- I know that we don’t really get along but during ALAS we were friends. I’ll never forget you
Flo rida111- You were just an awsome friend. You were like Shaq, we never fought and always got along. I’ll miss you
Hohjio8- Well, I didn’t really like you that much. But I guess I’ll miss you
Cruiseb- Wherever you are Crusieb, thanks for everything. I’ll never forget you
All the other people in Clubpenguin- Thank you all for making my time here fun but like they say, good things always come to an end
Thank you all so much and I’ll never forget you. We are Nachos!
PS- Hohjio, don’t try to call back and say you’re sorry. If you do I’m calling 911 and telling that you’re a child molestor
~We’re Strong, Army Strong~ C9crowley|Nacho Bridgadier General|
I was informed by many Nachos that there were 20-30 bots in Mammoth Town. They were screaming things like “NACHO POWER” and “JOIN NACHOS” Here is a picture of the incident:
Before all the noobs say “OOH NACHOS HACK! U GUYS HACK TO WIN U SUCK!!1!!,” we were NOT responsible for this hacking event on Mammoth. Here in the Nacho Army, we have a 100% NO HACKING policy and any Nacho found hacking will be put on probation for a month/be fired! For the Nacho that did this, do this again and there will be major consequences, and you will be found out.
Aka Edit-Just wanted to let you all know that Hohjiho8 has been demoted. Yes Hohjiho, your dedicated and all, but the only thing your dedicated to doing is asking Person, Terr, and I that you desperatly need a promotion. I’m going to end every arguement that you’ve put forth to me (even after you got promoted to Major, you asked me to promote you to Major General) right now:
“Well, I’m only going to be with the Nachos for oh so long…”
Good. Less time I have to listen to you whine about wanting a promotion.
“But I haven’t gotten a promotion in forever…..”
Dude. You got promoted to Major back in January. Don’t talk to me like I’m 4.
“I want to be remembered for something in the Nachos…”
I guess you’ll have to settle as being remembered as the whiny kid who always begged his superiors for promotions when he didn’t deserve them.
“I’m really dedicated….”
Right. Like I said earlier.
Let this be a lesson to you Hohjiho, and never ask the demotion man for a promotion.
Major Hohjiho is now Colonel Hohjiho.
Important Edit:Its Person, SOMEBODY is messing with our poll! At 9:10 PM, the poll had 276 votes, and at 9:13, it then had 367 votes 😕 And the option “Help UMA” was in the lead, then “Stay Neutral” was in the lead. The order has also been switching around so “Stay Neutral” option would be in favor instead of the “Help UMA” option. I’m not sure what is happening, but it’s gotta stop! Hola, Person here!
If you check any other site besides the Nacho site, you probably know about the SSACP and UMA conflict. I’m not going to go into detail, but its over Mittens, which UMA claimed as their own when SSACP was inactive. Before we make a decision on to stay neutral or get involved, I would like the Nachos opinion I asked Explosion if Nachos could help and he said yes, so we will either help or stay neutral. Here is a poll on what the Nachos wanna do so I can get an idea of if you want another war:
I didn’t put Help SSACP because why the hell would we do that? UMA are good allies to us and “the day the Nachos betray the UMA is the day Oagalthorp kills Chuck Norris!”
***Person1233***
Aka Edit: Listen, Person. I know your upset with the poll and the World War and everything; I am too. But I can’t just allow you to deny what everyone else in the Nachos want. So here is my compromise:
1. Nachos will not make posts on the war or whatever.
2. If your hell-bent on fighting some SSACP, wear the UMA uniform, but add a sombreo. The sombreo is just to let veryone know that you are a Nacho and that you will support UMA.
3. Non-members will have to find some way to adapt, sorry.
Again Person, I know your upset, but we can’t just blow the poll away. This is what Nachos want, so let’s see how they assist others in wars not directly related to us.
=Aka=
Nyg edit: Haha, some of my Democracy Ideology is rubbing of on you guys. It is very good to have a poll to see what the Nachos think.Only if it is an extreme dire situation the senate would have to be called to make the decision regadless. Nachos, I just wanna let you guys know is that is this YOUR army…so we won’t do things you don’t wanna do.Your leaders are doing a great job to make it that way.
Person’s Edit: I removed my edit, letting the Nachos decide what they want to do is the best way to see if we are going to go to war. Let the results of the poll lead us to a decision! Unless we settle with Aka’s compromise, maybe it IS best not to officially enter this war.
Terr edit: I will not retire or take a long leave due to the fact my ps3 Paul died a week ago. RIP 2007-2009 Im high on life right now. I agree with akabob on going to war because SSACP are lying cheating penguins. it is obvious that uma won
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