Person: Don’t forget to read the bottom!
A foreword by Aka.
Hola everyone, it’s AkaBob22. I made my New Years resolution last night, and it was to make myself a better leader here. I’ve got everything in my real life pretty much under control, but here I’m on shaky ground. Everyone just seems to look up to Person and not notices me. Looking at the RPF poll for best leader of 2008, I have 2 votes, compared to Person’s enormus 22. I just wish I could be a better leader for you guys. Person just seems to outmatch me in every way. I’ve also noticed that some people are afraid to talk to me about things. Whenever you guys talk to me, I try my best to give you my completly honest opinion on your idea. Sometimes it might not be what you hope, but I try to make everyone happy around here. Here are some things I will be doing for the New Year:
-Ranking people. Even though Person will be doing the majority of the ranks still, I had an idea last night. This is what I will do. Person will rank all the people every so often like he always does. However, everytime he does that, I will select 1 soldier who I believe has helped us alot and hasn’t been promoted, and that person will be promoted. Sound fair?
-Foreign Relations. I’m sick and tired of always talking about 2 armies all the time (Nachos and ACP), so I will help out with Linkin’s job by becoming an assistant to him. He isn’t on all the time, so I’ll merely keep the Foreign Relations department alive.
-Give hugs. Seriously, who doesn’t like hugs? 🙂
-Make more polls. As a Nacho Leader, I want to know about my troops. Knowing about an armies troops and what they will respond to makes all the differance in wars and overall morale for that army. So I’ll be making polls about things like “What is your favorite color/band/song/other…” or “What kind of battle plan do you prefer?”
-Attend more battles. Even though I can’t get on CP, I can still give advice. I’ve been through my fair share of battles and whatnot, so pc me in chat if (Leaders) you need to know what to do to the enemy next, or (Soldiers) you don’t understand why a Leader did this or that. I’ll try to answer the questions to the best of my ability.
-Listen to the soldiers. I recently learned that I wasn’t doing this that much, so please give me suggestions on what I should do. You’d be surprised how many times I say “Yes!”
Please, just help me help you become the finest example of an army: A group of friends who laugh with each other and defend each other like brothers.
=Aka=
Hey guys, it’s Person!
I was just looking at the UMA site when I noticed the next battle to the World War Free For All is tomorrow! 😮 ! Heres is the info:
I. INFORMATION
Server: Sherbert
Date: Jan 2nd 2009
TIME:
3:00pm PST
—–6:00pm Eastern
—–5:00pm Central
—–4:00pm Mountain
—–3:00pm Pacific
—–11:00 am UK
I’m sorry for the late notice of this! All soldiers coming will get 3 medals!
II.StrategicalGoals ________________________________________________________________ _
This will be our main goals for this battle!
– Spread out! We do NOT want any sombreros covering up anybody else. The sombrero covers up a lot of space, make sure you spread out but still look organized
– LISTEN to your commanding officers on chat. Whether it’s me (Person1233), Akabob, Linkin, Puckley, Terrking, or Nyg. You need to listen to your leaders during this battle, we don’t want a n00b separating our army into 2!
– Never surrender, this war is for fun! Surrendering would be moronic, this battle is for fun! Even if we are outnumbered 154 to 1, there’s still a chance we can overcome.
– Stay with the group! On the battlefield, you need to always stay with the group of Nachos. Don’t stray away from the group and make us look less organized
– Give suggestions! As leaders, we are always looking for soldier suggestions of what to do during a battle. We love to hear what our troops have planned out and 8/10 times we will do what he says. The more suggestions you give us, (and they are sucessful), the more chance of you getting recognized.
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III. Strategy
Ok, this entire battle is all on Sherbert so there will be way more action happening! Before the battle, most likely there will be a spamming battle to win recruiting in the town. We need to spam our name in the town as much as possibly 20-30 minutes before the battle so we can drive other armies out of the town because they realize it will be pointless to recruit over the constant “NACHO NACHO NACHO NACHO NACHO NACHO” bubbles!
Once the battle starts, we will head into the Dock, Snow Forts, or continue recruiting in the Town until attacked. Anything can happen during the battle so listen to your leaders for instruction. This battle will be waiting for the right time to attack. Team Nacho had a bad performance last battle, and took a large blow , it’s time to return the favor!
IV. Teams:
TEAM UMA:UMA,ACP,,CPAF,WW, CPW,RR
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TEAM NACHO:NACHOS,IW,SHADOW TROOPS,RBAA, BB, RPF
~Person1233~Nachos, Till’ We Die~
PERSON EDIT: GUYS! THE TIME HAS COME! THE NACHO HAT HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE CATALOG!!! THIS IS OUR TIME! IT’S TIME FOR THE GOLDEN AGE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE RECRUITING IN MAMMOTH TOWN/WHITE HOUSE TOWN EVERY MOMENT YOU GET! WE CAN GET AT LEAST 150 NEW TROOPS BY THE TIME THEY TAKE THE HATS OUT OF THE CATALOG. YOU, CAN MAKE THE NACHOS THE LARGEST ARMY ON CLUB PENGUIN.
We have done some recruiting at midnight and look at the turnouts:

This was at MAmmoth at 12 am! I will show you some more pics later
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/NACHORECRUIT126.jpg
Aka-This is our time to rise to power. But even with all these new people, we can’t just devolve into ACP’s blob strategy. Remember to use the lines and surrond the enemy as much as you can.
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