As my first day returning to the position of Nacho leader comes to a close, I would like to highlight today’s successes, including a new alliance between the Nachos and the UMA, which are considered some of the oldest armies still in existence. I made a post this morning, calling upon the UMA to accept an offer of brotherhood. In an effort to preserve an old alliance from years past, a new alliance was created between the UMA and Nachos this afternoon. The UMA’s invasion of Fjord was cancelled immediately following UMA’s realization that the Nachos and the UMA could dominate Club Penguin armies as a formidable force.  The UMA and the Nachos will be holding chat parties and events involving both parties in order to further improve relations and allow Nacho soldiers to get to know UMA soldiers.

UMA’s invasion of Fjord turned into a small practice battle where the Nachos maxed out with numbers around 40, while the UMA struggled to maintain more than 10 penguins at a time, due to a recent shake-up in the high ranks. If you were able to attend any of today’s events, please comment on this post saying so. The following are  a few pictures of this small practice battle:

Time689, Ads354, and Wolfie were among people who led, and I was very impressed by the skill that each of these people possessed today. Following these battles, the Nachos had 2 hours of relaxation before the first round of evaluations, which included Ads354’s session at 7:00 PM EST, and Time689’s session which was moved to 7:50 PM EST. During both sessions, Nacho troops performed in a decent manner, however, I would grade the performance by the soldiers as a B. Reaction time was not like it should have been, while orders by the session leaders were flawless. Unfortunately, I only have pictures of Time’s training session.

In total, the Nachos received 6 new recruits, who were added as trainees. Today was a great success, but I still need the high ranks to schedule their training session, or else we will be holding sessions for 8 people on the last day, which is something that nobody wants to do. The current can be found at nachoarmy.net/schedule.

Thank you for your work,

***Person1233***

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The Nacho Army of Club Penguin will be stopping all involvement in war for the next few weeks in order for the army to be a valuable asset to the Club Penguin army community in the future. I understand that the enemies we have attracted in the past few weeks will not simply accept our lack of involvement, and will begin to invade the Nachos during this time. I am requesting for the Nachos to be able to stop further involvement in this war on the grounds that the decision to go to war was not from the opinion of the heart of the army. The decision for war was made out of lack of judgement by the previous leadership, and the reason for me being here today is to reform what the Nachos were under that leadership.

The Nachos desire that in return for letting us pull out of this war, enemy armies allow us to develop an alliance. We would like to develop a strong relationship with the UMA and ACP if they decide to leave us be. I know that the ACP already agreed to this, so this post is referring to the UMA’s invasion of Fjord. Do you remember Shadow2446? Shadow2446 is a Nacho legend who made the UMA revival project in 2008, rising the UMA from the ashes and sparking the creation of a new generation of UMA, which produced today’s UMA. Following this revival project, the Nachos and the UMA had such a strong relationship that this was a common quote “the day that the Nachos betray the UMA is the day that Oagalthorp kills Chuck Norris.”

Because of my lack of involvement in armies recently, I have no clue why the Nachos would be at war with the UMA. I was in Club Penguin armies when the Nachos and UMA were the best of allies. In fact, it’s been that way since WWIII, where the Nachos and UMA lost to the ACP and RPF, but still stuck together. Based on the events of the past, I believe that the Nachos and the UMA could develop an alliance stronger than the Nacho-IW-UMA alliance that dominated 2009. An alliance that would improve stability in Club Penguin armies themselves. A Nacho-UMA alliance will benefit not only the stability and security of the Nachos and the UMA, but will ensure that both armies have a long-lasting future.

You have seen what I have done. Under my leadership I controlled a Nacho Army that was tolerant, fun, powerful, and a powerful ally. I did my best to improve relations with the many armies who begged to be my ally. Nobody knows what the future holds, but I believe that investing in the Nachos can be great for both the UMA and the Nachos. Helping each other with mass recruiting sessions, joint-owned servers, and very close leaders can very well be the future of the relationship between us. I believe that with the cooperation of the UMA in cancelling the invasion of Fjord today, the idea of a very strong alliance can become a reality.

What do you say, UMA? The Nachos and the UMA have written history together, and I say we start using a sharpie.

With warm regards,

***Person1233***

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Tan Edit: I will also be helping Person with this since I kind of am responsible. I left the leadership without any help and I apologize for that. I will be sticking around as an advisor until the leadership is stable. -Tan

Hello, my name is Person1233, the Nacho legend who led the Nachos from November 2008 to August 2009 to their highest point ever.

Based on a unanimous decision, the Nacho Army of Club Penguin has granted me with the power to act as the leader of this great army from August 7th, 2011 to August 13th at 11:59 PM, which is when I will relinquish my power as leader. When I say that I will act as the leader of this army, I actually will not be leading anything. The next few days will be a period where  I  will be observing the high ranks leading a group of troops on one of our servers. Based on their ability to lead, attitude while leading, and creativity with tactics, I will put those people into consideration for the next leader. Basically, the entire owner level ranks will be reformed. If the skills observed during these sessions are not helpful enough in deciding the new ranks, past performance will be used, and a vote may be held among the SOLDIERS of the Nachos (below mod rank).

The new owner ranks will include the following: (2) Leaders, (2) Co-Leaders, and (3) Ambassadors. Once the Nachos introduce the three divisions and reach a certain size, there will be 3 leaders. The following people have an opportunity at becoming a leader or owner rank:

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Eddy: Pie went onto a diva tantrum and removed all the owners off site he didn’t like.

Due to instability under the recent establishment of a new Nacho leadership, it has become apparent to me that the power granted to a Nacho leader has been abused time and time again. The purpose of this army is not for the leader to run around doing whatever he wants because he has the control over an entire army. The point of having a leader is so the people have a person to represent them. A person who can make decisions based on who the people have problems with. Sure, leaders are there to make hard decisions, but declaring war for your personal interests simply because you have an army to back you up is not the way we should be running. The soldiers of the Nacho Army are the only reason the leaders have power, and the leaders should be scared of the soldiers. Soldiers should not be sucking up to their leader in order to get more power. The power that comes with leadership should not be in the hands of one person, but 3. The hate by one leader is causing the Nachos to enter themselves into unnecessary affairs. The Nachos need reform, but it will not happen with the current people in power. The current owners know what they can do with power. The Nachos need a new generation of leaders who still remember the hardships of being a lower rank. With great power comes great responsibility, and the responsibility of a leader is to have their morals in check. I may sound like an idealist, but any change will improve this unstable army.

Soldiers, please speak up if you want reform. If not, I will simply slink back into the shadows.

***PERSON1233***

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Today, we were hacked. These were the accounts located on the blog:

Make whatever you would like of this. Above all, the blog is back.

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The Nachos have won at Grizzly.

And have successfully invaded the server, eradicating ACP from the server.

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Victory post coming soon. Here is a video of today’s events:

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Despite every setback and obstacle that Club Penguin has put in our way, the Nachos are still a thriving army and a competitor to our 4 and a half-year rival. Club Penguin has not had a winter fiesta in 2 YEARS. It is obvious that they don’t support our army for whatever reason that is. However, we have overcame the odds and can currently max at 45 to 50 troops, even without the sombrero being in the catalog for 739 days. The Nachos are an army with incredible influence over the army community, and we will continue to pursue our goal of eliminating armies that are detrimental to our society.

I know our army may not be perfect, but our goal is not to be perfect. Our goal is to have FUN and stand strong against our enemies. I may be retired, but I can see that the Nachos are no longer on a path of destruction. The roller coaster has seemed to lose its grasp of us, and now WE control the roller coaster. In order to keep it this way, the Nachos need to stay active, and pride in the army needs to be expressed. You are in THE NACHOS. The army that was created as a joke in July 2006, but grew to become a World Power and one of the best organizations to be in on the internet. The Nachos will only continue this path with dedication from the troops. However, leaders need to make steps to improve the army every single day. One step is tomorrow, when defending our capital server, FJORD.

Equal dedication from the leaders AND the troops is how we will secure our capital tomorrow against The Orange Alliance.

WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOOUUUSSEEEE!

DEFENCE OF FJORD[CAPITAL SERVER]

When: January 29, 2011 (Saturday)

Where: Fjord Server

Times:

3:00 P.M EST

2:00 P.M CST

1:00 P.M MST

12:00 P.M PST

8:00 P.M UK

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Enemy: The Orange Alliance

Uniform: Wear anything RED

NOTICE: Be sure to also attend the invasions of Kosciusko and BUNNY HILL, an hour prior to the battle.

COMMENT IF YOU ARE HIGHLY MOTIVATED, TRULY DEDICATED, AND READY TO GO OUT AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY TOMORROW.

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Team Gold thinks they won today. LOLWUT. Instead of flaming them to no end…

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Kind Regards,

***Person1233***

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At approximately 9:20 PM EST, the NEW Top 10 was published on the CPAC site, by Godplaya. Prior to the creation of this Top 10, the debate about eliminating the Top 10 was thrown around, and by my knowledge the majority agreed to eliminate it. However, the problem is not in the Top 10 itself. It is in the power that the people of Club Penguin armies assume that the Top 10 has. For example, take the Army of Club Penguin. Over their years of being at the top, it has increasingly become harder to swallow their pride. When Godplaya ranked the Night Warriors and the Army of Club Penguin as #1, this infuriated  ACP, causing Mchappy to declare war:

Some of you might be asking, “so what is the problem?”

Yes, the Top 10 helps increase war. BUT, it is not the war which most armies actually seek. War for a spot in the Top 10 is the kind of war that takes place over WordPress and XAT.  Arguing over the amount of troops that both armies received in battle is usually the majority of actual fighting that takes place. When two armies like the Night Warriors and the ACP try to fight each other, they are too large for one room. There will be no definite winner when the two armies are in totally different rooms; thus begins the flame wars over who won. Following the battle, both armies will post on their site, boasting their numbers, and insulting the opposing army to no end.

Over time, both sides realize their childish ways, and make a treaty. This monotonous cycle will keep occurring as long as the people of Club Penguin armies assume that the Top 10 is “almighty.” The Top 10 is one man’s opinion, and will always be an opinion. Unless there is an unbiased judge who keeps points of battles, and averages out points after every month, to determine which army did the best against certain armies, then the Top 10 will never be completely accurate. The flaw in this, is that Club Penguin armies are not like this. Club Penguin armies are like in football, where one day a team can have an off day, but the next week they can play like the Packers(SEE? EVEN I’M BIASED!!).

In conclusion, STOP TAKING THE TOP TEN SO SERIOUSLY. It is one man’s opinion, and the concept of there being an ABSOLUTE Top 10 is foolish. Club Penguin armies are NOT about crunching numbers, it is fighting it out going day to day.

Without further ado, the REAL Top 10:

1. P.E.N.I.S (Person’s Elite Night Imperialist Soldiers): As of tonight, P.E.N.I.S have been showing magnificent growth, and they now boast a size greater than any thing that has ever been seen before. P.E.N.I.S continues their pounding of servers like Sleet, Mammoth, and Rocky Road without stopping.
2. ACP, NW, Nachos, IW, IV, FW, UMA, AR: No one cares about these crap armies.

***Person1233***

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