❗ Tomb, NW leader, has thought over his decision of war, because he wasn’t thinking. If Pie and Ads agree, the war will be called off ❗

THIS is what Fjord looked like during the raid.

Today’s Fjord invasion was a success, until 4:48 PM EST. The Nachos were preparing to log off, when a patrolling Nacho sighted the Night Warriors at the Ice Berg. Tomb came on to our chat and announced this was their declaration of war. Many Nachos had logged off already, so with half of our forces, we battled the Night Warriors. They had a slightly larger amount of troops than us, but we pulled through and they logged off at around 5:15 PM EST. This raid was their declaration of war, so we’ll give them war. The ironic part about this, is I created the Night Warriors 😐 Here are some pics of the end of their raid:

Vendetta (Cookies) informed me that they will be raiding our servers unscheduled, so make sure you patrol the Nacho Empire’s servers whenever you can! If you see any Night Warriors, the Nacho Forces will be there in a matter of minutes. Let’s not have this spiral into a war with posts flaming the other army. I hope we can have a good old Club Penguin war, with SNOWBALLS. So get ready for war Nachos.

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In other news, the Nachos held an awesome patrolling of Fjord tonight. At first only 5 people showed up in 2 minutes so I was getting ready to give up, but we started to recruit. Other members on chat showed up, and we had 15 members. We recruited a couple of recruits as well!

I’d say we only have a month to go until we get to this level again (55 NACHOS):

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Today, the Nachos are losing a troop who I believed had some of the largest potential if he had made it to Nacho Leader. I wish you the best in luck with your life, Tan. Here is his retirement post:

Hey Nachos/Anyone else. It is time for me to hang my sombrero up. I have served my time in Nachos but it’s at its expiration date. Some of you may say “ZOMG U DIDNT RETIRE U’Z GOT FIRED!!!!!11!!!1!SHIFT!!!!!1!1!!” Well to those of you out there who think that, I actually was offered back in the Nachos. So I COULD have rejoined. I will still be on chat.

Heres a brief summary of my Nacho Career:

It started when I was a regular CP penguin with a group of friends. A couple (Quince and Belly) were talking about something called the “nachos”? Curious, I asked what is the “nachos”? they explained to me that they were a CP army. I went to the site. I was so n00by that it took me two months to realize there was a join page, XD.My official join date was Feb 7 2009.I then went up the ranks normal until I was promo’d to mod. I skipped a few mod ranks until I was elected 3ic. After someone retired I was promo’d to 2ic. After a while Billy said he would be gone for a while and I was promo’d to Temporary leader. After a while I was fired from the Nachos for yes, indeed, working with 50 cent to overthrow Ads. Yes, its true, I admit it.

Now to my friends (note: not in specific order)

Wolfie-Man you were my BFF. You have a bright Nacho future dont you forget that. Dont make the mistake I did.

Reacon-My other BFF. You are a really cool guy with awesome taste in music.

50- I know everyone hates you in the Nachos but I think your a really cool guy. You have great ideas. I hope you get to return to Nachos someday.

Billy-We were n00bs together. We’ve been friends for a while. Someday I hope you get back to leader

Folay- You have a bright future ahead. Even though your bro owned your computer and you may never be back to read this thanks for everything.

Q (Quince)- Man we go WAY back. We were friends before Nachos. You convinced me to join. Thanks man.

Belly Belly1- I know your not reading this but you also convinced me to join Nachos. I think you for that.

Shadow- I always looked up to you. Me and you became pretty good friends through ikariam.

Person- I looked up to you as well like many others. Even though I think you thought I was annoying stay naked .

Pie- You are gonna be a great leader man. Dont make the mistake I did.

Joker- Man, you were a great friend. TCP still? .

Cobra- Me and you had lots of late nights together on chat. We became great friends.

Katie- Well you dont like talking to me (obviously :/) You were really funny and always thought I was a n00b .

Zayer- Man, you were my apprentice. Dont follow my footsteps and get fired. Follow my footsteps into getting leader but not the getting fired part .

Alessa- You always talked to me about stuff. Me and you were great friends.

Vick- You are a great guy. You have a bright future in Nachos.

Rover- You were also a late night guy on chat I always hung out with. You’re really cool

Dash- You’re funny

Lootking- You’re a really nice guy. I see a bright future for you in Nachos.

Ice- You always gave me days when I needed them THANKS!

Fort- You’re really cool.

Oagal- You’re also a really cool guy.

Aka- You’re a really chill guy that talks cool . You are going to bring us back to a golden age (again)

Aka Edit: Thank ye kindly.

Crazy- You’re really cool

Ads- Your probably thinking “wtf you tried to overthrow me idiot” yeah sorry about all that :/. I understand if you hate my guts (I would). We were pretty good friends for a while. Lead the Nachos good .

Tuck- You’re really cool and think Im annoying too . But I still think your a coolcat.

Obby- Well I didnt know you to long but you seemed like a cool guy.

Nachos- You guys have a bright future ahead I can feel it. Keep working hard and we’ll be ahead of ACP and win this tournament

Thanks for the great time Nachos. Never give up. For the final time

~Stay Cheesy~
-TanMan626

Person – Tan, I hope you don’t mind that I fixed your your/you’re grammatical errors. They were just kind of bugging me 😀

Aka Edit: I hope you don’t mind that I fixed every other error in that post as well.

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Our servers appear to be even more over-run by ACP rogues, so I think it’s time we take a day to do some cleansing. Patrols will last 30 minutes, will start in the beach and go all the way to the Cove. Spend a couple of minutes in each room to do some recruiting and turn our servers orange! You don’t need to come to every one, but if you are on chat while they’re taking place, you’re expected to go.

Patrolling over! AMAZING JOB TODAY GUYS! We got 16 recruits, 2000 hits, and our server is currently ORANGE!

❗ PATROL OF FJORD ❗

Date: August 2nd (Monday)

Times:

8:00 PM EST

7 PM CST

6 PM MST

5 PM PST

1 AM UK (August 3rd)

Location: Fjord, Beach –> THROUGH THE SERVER UNTIL YOU GET TO —> FJORD, COVE!

Results of Berg Patrol HERE (https://nachoarmy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/patrolofberg.png)

Results of Blizzard Patrol and Snow Bank HERE (https://nachoarmy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/patrolofblizzsnowbank.png)

Results of Caribou Patrol HERE (EPIC PATROL): https://nachoarmy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/patrolofcaribou.png

PATROL OF AURORA : Was not held due to Aurora being incredibly full.

PATROL OF MOUNTAIN: Completed but no pictures taken 😦

PATROL OF WHITE HOUSE: Success! White House was clear for the most part.

Let’s turn all of our servers into this x 10

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Pie edit: Only 80, 566 hits to go on this site to get 2,000,000 hits! So once we reach the number 415,946 on this site, we will have 2 million hits :D. (I ask if an admin can put that next to the hit hounter so it says something like 415, 946=2,000,000)

Hola Nachos!

Person1233 here, with an informative post about the past Nacho sites’ hits. The Nachos have had 5 blogs in total, which were used as the main information center. Those 5 were

http://tomwolfnachosclubpenguin.blogspot.com/: The first ever Nacho blog made my Tom Wolf.

http://zippy500nachos.wordpress.com/: Second Nacho blog made by Zippy.

http://nachosofclubpenguin.wordpress.com Currently suspended for unknown reasons, but it redirects to nachoarmy.com, which is our current blog. The most successful site with over 1.3 million hits.

http://nachoempire.wordpress.com Used for a very brief amount of time, owned by Akabob22.

and https://nachoarmy.wordpress.com Created by me a while ago as a backup, nachoarmy.com redirects here.

The reason we’ve had so many blogs in the past, is because the URL for the blog was fitted for the current leader, and when they retired, it confused new recruits. The other reason was because WordPress suspended our most successful blog for reasons we still don’t know. All of these blog changes screws up what our ACTUAL hits were. If you look at our site now, you would think “lol they only have 350k hits, must be a very young army.”  The Nacho Army of Club Penguin actually has almost 2 million hits. How? The following is all of the Nacho blogs’ hits.

^There is no way Tom Wolf’s blog has less than 10,000 hits based on the comments on each post

Aka Edit: Can’t take pictures right now (I’ll do it tomorrow), but nachoempire has 30,506 hits.

10,000 + 175,125 + 1,368,636 + 335,167+30,506 =1,919,434 hits!

So there you have it! Once we reach half a million hits on this blog, we will be well over the 2 million hit mark, which is a huge achievement for any website. Keep visiting nachoarmy.com (nachoarmy.wordpress.com) to help support the climb to this mark. Another way to support the climb is to comment nonsense on this post 😀

***Person1233***

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Congratulations Nachos, we defeated Team Gold very easily, because they changed the date for the practice battle on their site without telling us. Some of their members did show up because they weren’t lazy, but we still maxed out at 33, while they maxed out at 8. Victory pictures will be uploaded shortly.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Joker’s Edit: You guys did great today on the PB against TG you guys were amazing I was nearly Speechless by your performance it’s been a while since you guys were like this keep up the good work, and promos are almost here I also have look for a SOM(Soldier of The Month) So Good luck ;). Here’s some pictures I got

TG admits defeat Woo hoo Nachos won!

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Click Here for the Salsa vs. Cheese Practice Battle info.

Click Here for the Practice Battle with Team Gold.

Hola Nachos!

Person1233 here, I’m making the post on the results of today’s practice battle! 😉 I must say that I was feeling a little pessimistic by 1:45 due to a lack of troops. There were only around 17 Nachos on Club Penguin at that time, and UMA were about equal to the Nachos. By the time 2:00 hit, however, I knew we had this in the bag because of our well-trained troops. For the first time in months, I witnessed a Nacho battle live. I must say that I am impressed. Billy Mays, Ads, Pie, and Tan kept great order during this practice battle, and lead fantastically. However, there efforts would have been nothing without all you troops that came out today.

The Nachos are perhaps more well trained now, than they were back in June 2009 when we were getting 60 troops at battles! Despite the fact that the Nachos only got around 30 Nachos at today’s battle, tactics were performed as fast or even faster than I’ve seen during my leadership. Once the Nachos rise to 45 troops per battle (next month), /we/ will be unstoppable. The only way this will happen, is with the dedication of the leaders, and of the troops. Keep doing what you’re doing 😀

Anyway, we won the practice battle today, here are the pictures.

^Battle begins, Nachos and UMA take different positions. Nachos:21    UMA: 16 ACP: 1

^ First charge initiated. Joke bomb started by Nachos, UMA also joke bomb, I make out with a clock. Nachos: WTF  UMA: How the hell am I supposed to know?

^ Both armies regroup into lines. I’m naked (as usual).  Nachos:22  UMA: 17

^ UMA started the oil spill. Serious stuff, bro.   Nachos: 20 ish   UMA: 15 ish

^ People actually start to fire again.   Nachos: 25   UMA: 13

^ Nachos sun bomb, I have no idea what the hell UMA is doing.   Nachos: 24   UMA: 10?

^ Nachos keep their line while UMA regroup.    Nachos: 25  UMA: 14

^ Nachos do a “money-bomb,” covering up UMA.    Nachos: 20 to 23  UMA: Uhhhh

^ Nachos regroup, UMA regroups to bottom. Nachos perform cake bomb.  Nachos:  27  UMA: 12  RPF: 3

^ Nachos charge UMA with a NACHOS bomb, pretty much disorganizing UMA.  Nachos: 25+  UMA: 15-17

^ UMA almost covered in a Nachos bomb. I  have no clue why there is a blue ring under Pie, I was on Per Son1233   Nachos: 25+   UMA: 8 to 11

^ UMA leader comes on Nacho chat to surrender.    Nachos:  5   UMA:  1

I would like to thank every Nacho that took time out of their day to crush the UMA in this awesome practice battle. Your chances of promotion increase by 34.9%.

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

***Person1233***

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All Nachos To Fjord.

Comment on this post if you are fired up and ready to show the power of the MIGHTY, MIGHTY POWAH! Let’s get 40 Nachos at this practice battle!

PB With U.M.A

Server: Fjord, Snow Fort

Times:

11:00 PST A.M

12:00 MST P.M

1:00 CST P.M

2:00 EST P.M

7:00 UK P.M

When: July 23 (Friday)

Why: To practice

Also, the latest posts are over on the side there ——–>

Wolfie- “I went camping for the weekend and I can’t make the stuff, I’m extremely sorry but will be super active all week.”

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NACHOS ARE OFFLINE

http://xat.com/thenachoarmyofcp

 this great army I once lead. Our servers are being invaded, and we have a battle to prove our strength. We need every troop that CAN come, to come. 35 to 50 Nachos are expected at each of these battles!

All Battles Over

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 30TH

1. DCP VS NACHOS

Server: White House

Room: Snow Forts, primarily

Times:

11:00 AM PST

12:00 PM MST

1:00PM CST

2:00PM EST

7:00PM UK

Rules: No Allies, No Bots

Why: DCP think they can beat us

TIPS:

– Get to Snow Forts 15 to 20 minutes before battle and recruit. If the Snow Forts are full, recruit in the Town!

– Be on Nacho chat to receive orders.

– Follow what the majority of Nachos are doing on Club Penguin if you can not go on chat (lag, not allowed, etc.)

– Always overestimate the enemy, don’t be too cocky.

TUESDAY, JUNE 29TH

Defense of Blizzard

Server: Blizzard
Room: Town

Times:

10:00 AM Pacific
11:00 AM Mountain
12:00 PM Central
1:00 PM Eastern
5:00 PM UK

Battle over

TIPS:

– Get to Town an hour before battle and recruit. If the town is full, recruit in the Snow Forts!

– Be on Nacho chat to receive orders.

– Follow what the majority of Nachos are doing on Club Penguin if you can not go on chat (lag, not allowed, etc.)

– Have a fighting attitude, Blizzard is a historical server for the Nachos.

—5 hours later—

2.Defense of SNOW BANK

Server: Snow Bank
Room: Town

Times:

4:00 PM Pacific
5:00 PM Mountain
6:00 PM Central
7:00 PM Eastern
11:00 PM UK

TIPS:

– Get to Town an hour before battle and recruit. If the town is full, recruit in the Snow Forts!

– Be on Nacho chat to receive orders.

– Follow what the majority of Nachos are doing on Club Penguin if you can not go on chat (lag, not allowed, etc.)

– Have a fighting attitude, ACP is going to be a tough enemy.

Canceled!

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My friends, and others in the glorious Nacho army, I thank you for this wonderful experience. My goal here was to try to improve the Nachos and make them as great as the ACP. Well, I guess the main factor leading up to this event is the fact I never told anyone except for Billy Mays about my plans to help the Nachos. Alas, my efforts have been foiled and are causing me to leave. So, for the people who supported me, and for the people who did not support me, I bed the farewell and good luck as you prepare for war against other army nations of Club Penguin. Goodbye for the last time in the Nachos-

Sincerely,

Capncook

P.S- I also realized I’m just not a true Nacho and that once an ACP member, always an ACP member. I also promise that if I learned any secrets (Which I didn’t), the ACP will not know, you all have my word.

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To Leaders of this once even more amazing army,

the Nachos will not prosper from flag contests. The Nachos are not in a position to waste a day of precious time like that. In this position, the only way the Nachos can prosper is by daily training. Do you remember what I did during my leadership? Please use that as an example! We became very successful during my leading, wouldn’t it be logical to use similar leading?

Schedule daily training for different divisions based on different weaknesses. Have practice battles with different divisions at random times.

Come on guys, I did not spend 2 years in this army for it to fail miserably.

Thanks,

Person1233.

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