But … NO. You are not going to become Nacho leader 😀

Everyone who wants to be added back, comment on this post with your e-mail (written in the e-mail box), and I’ll be sure to add the people who were taken off.

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Reasons for my retirement

1. This is a game meant for children. I’m 15, way too old to be playing this.

2. Too much STRESS.

Seriously, this is a CLUB PENGUIN army, and the stress of being it’s leader is too much. I’ve finally had it, and I can’t take it anymore.

3. I have to get on with my life, sure these 21 months were fun, but I’ve had enough. Leading a club penguin army is not going to benefit my life in any frickin way.

These are the people who made the most notable impression on my career

Shadow2446 – An advisor, a friend, and a damn awesome leader. You are badass, and I thank you for doing everything that you’ve done.

Oagalthorp – I used to hate you, now I understand everything that you’ve ever done. Thank you for being my #1 enemy.

Zippy500 – You were never there. But, you were always funny. Don’t get another gerbil stuck up your ass, k? :wink”

Puckley – From day one, I knew you would be an awesome leader. Great friend, great person to talk to, and you were almost always there. But I hope you see a doctor about that lemon fetish, it isn’t healthy XD (jk) [need to give you the chat pass]

Cahockey – : D

Akabob22 – I hated you, I liked you, I hated you, but now I don’t know what I think of you anymore o.O

#iamthewalrus – You people really make me sick. But anyway, thank you for showing me how childish CP armies are. I used to despise you, but I realize you aren’t all that bad, and I was a complete fu**ing fu**tard for writing that horrible written “letter” in  the first place.   Please, lay off the Nachos. I was the moron who wrote that letter, and I’m the main person you were after.

TIPS:

I have some tips for you down the road:

1. Don’t be complete noobs

-#iamthewalrus is still attacking us because a majority of our members are complete noobs.

2. Don’t do anything stupid

– You know what I mean. Make your passes 15 chars+, don’t give them to anybody, don’t declare war on 435  armies at once.

3. Never give up

– self explanatory. When the Nachos MAY look like they’re falling, they’re not. You’re just blind, K?

That’s my short retirement post.. Oh wait I do have a few requests.

1. Well, you can use my chat, and I won’t repossess it when something doesn’t go my way. If you move to a different, I’d like to be at least a mod 😐

2. I want to remain Admin on the site, for like a month. Then you can editor me if you’d like. because I technically own NACHOARMY.COM. I’ll still stick around on chat, since I do own NACHOARMY.COM; I will pay for all CSS upgrades and domain renewal for it.

3. I’d like to still run the toolbar. I’m not going to lead the Nachos anymore, but I’ll still be stalking around on the interwebs.

4. Next Leader: Zzztops. Screw elections.

5. NO ONE RETIRE WITH ME! do you want this army to fall?!

after 592 days, 14208 hours, and 84 weeks, I’m taking off my sombrero.

For the last time…

***Person1233***

The Power in the Hat

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Aka’s Three Sides (lulz):

Invading Tundra:

Well, if we invade Tundra like I originally had in mind, we would finally be able to have all that fun I was talking about. However, we just KNOW ACP will get involved because they don’t want Nachos in Tundra at all, therfore making our job a bit harder. However, we will improve relations with Ice Warriors and RFW if we do invade, which could be a great advantage considering they are some of the fastest growing armies in this community.

Defend Tundra:

If we defend Tundra, ACP will obviously not get up our asses and we might even become somewhat “friends” with them. Yuck. Anyway, WW and RPF have been long time allys with us, and we could improve relations with them on that. However (like it or not) they are some of the fastest falling armies in CP. idk about everyone else, but this whole “Let’s all dress up in their uniform and they will get more people!” thing won’t work because your only recruiting like that for one day, not for a week or so. So yeah, that’s my opinion on that.

Stay Neutral:

If we stay neutral in this whole thing, nobody will have looked at us different, other than “Darn! I wish they were on our side, but hey, at least they aren’t on their side.” We won’t have any fun with it whatsoever, ACP will thank us for staying out of it, yadda yadda yadda. We would have missed out on a great recruiting oppurtunity, and we need more troops as shown in our recent practice battle with ACP.

Today’s heated debate:

Should the Nachos defend Tundra from IW, DW, RFW, who are trying to invade it from the weakened armies WW, RPF, and BB?

Leave a comment whether we should defend Tundra from these 3 armies taking advantage of falling armies. We need your opinion before we make a decision.

Note: If we do get involved, NO, we will not be at war with IW, DW, and RFW. We will simply be defending a server.

***Person1233***

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Around 11:30 PM EST, we got bored and decided to invade random chats and have a lot of fun. I got an icon that had the PM lock on it, so it looked like I was PMing people. This caused a lot of confusion, which made it REALLY FUN! We had over 15 people.. We invaded chats for over an hour, until we decided.. to have.. AN OPRAH INVASION! We flooded a chat with 10+ people named Oprah and started saying stuff how Oprah Owns. We got banned immediately, but damn that was fun XD! I only got two pics, the beginning and the end.. Here are some pics:

It was fun, and WE’RE DOING IT AGAIN! OPRAH INVASION!

Continue reading →

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Well, we lost.

ACP had around 40 before the battle, we had around 35. It was a pretty even battle in the beginning for army, until I made a stupid move. I was doing a fake retreat, so the Army charged to the Town. When we charged back to the Snow Forts, only 6 Nachos got in, and it was full. So, there were around 20 people in the Snow Forts, IT WAS FULL! I was outraged that CP has full rooms at.. 20 people?! SERIOUSLY! We fell apart when the Navy division went to the Forest to regroup, then would charge back in, but then again it was full. So the Army and Navy divisions were wandering around looking for something to do. The Air Force did the exact same thing, so 3 divisions looking for people to fight. The Snow Forts and Cove were full, and the Mine full as well.

50% of Nachos crashed, the others were wandering around CP, so ACP won.

Here are some pics I got:

I didn’t get any pics of us getting beat badly, because I was busy commanding and trying to gain ground o_O.

Comment if you made this Practice Battle, and I’ll look back on this post, look at the names, and make sure most of you will get promotions. Thanks.

***Person1233***

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Aka Edit:

ROCK N’ ROLL MCDONALDS:

Nachos Log off.

Blue army = Defeated

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Edit: Lol! We’re currently in Fjord entertaining citizens =\ Feel free to join in! Maybe we should become an entertainment group as well, lol.

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Well, Thunderpenguin decided to leave a comment on our site under Akabob’s wordpress account. That just about proves Akabob’s was the wordpress account used to delete everyone. The only two people on the site right now are me and Shadow, but we’ll start adding back the other admins soon. Until then, CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS! Especially Aka, you have to change your password because someone has your pass

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So far we’ve done 3 of the “Strategy a day things,” and they’ve been very successful! There was only 6 hours of notice, and the post was also covered by a “Hacked.” post, and we still had around 40 to 50 Nachos there(peak was 52) . We are definitely at a RISE, once again!

Here are the pics:

Lol.. This was like 40 minutes beforehand, there was this VERY irritating ACP noob, so we just called it.. IT!

30 minutes before, we form the lines, but are incredibly bored..
It starts, and we do the line thing in the pool, then we go to the Mine and do the same thing. AF to the top, Navy and Army bottom.
Reeceb, ahh gotta love ACP noobs. Ruining everything you do. Everything you schedule, there are at least 3 ACP noobs. I really wish they could be controlled somehow..
We do a charge through the whole underground and eventually get to the Boiler room, where we’ve had it with ACP, and tell them to go away XD! (18 text bubbles saying ACP GO AWAY)

It was successful, but we were threatened by the ACP leader today! (lmfao)

Is this a threat of war?! XD Those ACP noobs sure made the strategy interesting, because we had an opponent! 2 ACP vs 50 Nachos. Dont you love the fairness of noobs..

The next part of this post is medals, uh yeah.. I slacked off <.< Comment on THIS POST, which strategy sessions you made. If you made all three, comment:

“I made the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.”

If you say something like “I MADE THEM ALL I DEMAND MY MEDALS,” you won’t get medals. Wooo.

***Person1233***

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Michael Jackson had a heart attack D= The king of pop, will he live or die? 😮

Michael Jackson is reported dead at 6:22 PM EST. Michael Jackson jokes are no longer allowed on Nacho chat .

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