Hola Nachos!

Today, the ACP once again tried to invade Fjord from us. As we all know, that is truly impossible! The ACP were too late to realize this and ended up getting massacred on Fjord. (Cat Tank was very amused!) It was an easy victory today for the Nachos as we had close to 40 Nachos while the ACP only had about 20 including AR. Everything was amazing today, Nachos! Let’s keep it up!

Pre-battle: CALM YOUR HORSES ACP!

ACP charges in and realize that they are screwed.

Apparently, ACP thought we were small… lolwut.

Why do you need bots if we are ‘so small’? 😆

ACP are confused since their chat crashed.

They are still confused, so they go to AR’s chat.

ACP retreats to the Ice Berg. We follow immediately.

ACP tries to get reorganized with their 15-20 troops as we do E8!

The end of “Is this ACP?”

ACP charges with jokes while we counter with EZ.

Wait, that was an attack?

AR’s chat then crashes, and they apparently try to blame it on us.

ACP surrenders.

We had a big chat, two pools!

Overall, excellent job today, Nachos! If we continue like this, the ACP will surrender in the war before you even know it. Let’s keep this up, Nachos. I know we can! It’s no time to back off now. It’s our time to win, and that time is now. Rise up, Nachos. Keep rising.

Message to ACP & Company: Don’t mess with us.

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

As you well know, we defended our recruiting server Sleet from the ACP tonight! Tonight’s battle was another beauty as we averaged 30 Nachos and maxed 35+! It was definitely great size since the battle was so late at night. The ACP on the other hand only had about 10 soldiers. I guess it was their bedtime or something. With our massive size advantage, we were easily able to take the victory!

Great job, Nachos! Let’s keep this up! A Golden Age is here!

After about 20 minutes into the battle, the ACP surrendered.

PRE-BATTLE

About 15 minutes before the start of the battle with 20 Nachos.

BATTLE

Battle starts. Almost 30 Nachos.

We tried moving to the Dock where the ACP was, but they were being attack by random bots. We moved to the Ice Berg instead. 31 Nachos.

ACP charges in. 36 Nachos.

Maybe 35 Nachos. Maybe 10-15 ACP.

My picture of the Igloo Frenzy. Beginning.

Wolfie’s picture. Middle.

Zoo’s picture. Ending.

Great picture taken by Wolfie. Probably about 35 Nachos here.

lol, I like this guy…

That’s it for now! Once again, great job today!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola nachos! Guess what? Fjord is still ours! Today we maxed a solid 35+, which was awesome! ACP declared this event a draw, but I don’t understand why. Our tactics were far more superior and slightly bigger sizes. I think it is safe to say the nachos own 100% of Fjord. Thanks Puck for the pictures! Comment if you made it nachos! 

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Chrisi edit: Because ACP can’t admit defeat, we are putting in place a plan, this plan will involve secretly giving them large quantities of salsa, so that they turn red, and therefore into Nachos, if they are unable to turn red, then they will quite simply be really spicy, and therefore it will hurt to touch any part of their body, because it’s too spicy, no masturbation for them then.

Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully defended Crunch from the ACP! Although our size was smaller than the ACP, we still managed to pull through with a victory! We had about 20 Nachos while the ACP had about 25+ soldiers throughout the battle. Despite the smaller size, we still had great tactics! We were still able to successfully charge the ACP and cover them up.  Good job today, Nachos! We must defend our capital Fjord later, so try to be there! We must have more Nachos there for this battle!

lolwut…

Once again, good job today. Let’s try to get 35+ on Fjord later! We can do it! 😀

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Today was absolutely amazing! Not only did we successfully defend Big Snow from the ACP, but we also completely dominated them in the process! The combination of our great size and excellent tactics didn’t even give the ACP a chance to make excuses today. We had about 35+ Nachos throughout the majority of the battle along with near-perfect tactics.

Today’s victory is definitely a turning point. We have won many battles already, but none of them as convincing as this one. If we want the ACP to truly admit defeat and really get a loss in their head, we must do this day in and out. We are very capable of doing it too. When we do, the ACP will soon be asking to end this war.

Great job, Nachos! It was definitely great to win, but today was also a lot of fun too! Let’s keep this up, Nachos. The time is now. Let’s not miss it.

When size and tactics come together, we are unbeatable, Nachos.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Sorry for the late post. Anyway, we did pretty good today on Mountain. Not our worst, but not our best. Fortunately, it was the same for the ACP, so the battle was decided to be a draw due to how close the battle was. We need to consistently get 35+ if we seriously want to win! Let’s do it next battle!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Just three hours following our victory on Aurora, we set out to invade Ice Breaker from the ACP! Our size was not the greatest at the battle, but fortunately for us the ACP didn’t have a very large size either. Both armies were able to get about 25 soldiers at the most while about 20 soldiers on average. With size basically cancelled out, our superior tactics led us to victory over the ACP! Our speed and quickness was excellent as the ACP couldn’t even manage to keep up! With another victory today, that marks two in a row for us! The tide turns here, Nachos!

Although the ACP “claim” to have won, we are the true winners today. The ACP are still unwilling to admit defeat. They will attempt to make excuses about how they won the battle and why we “lost”. Don’t listen to or believe their propaganda that they post on their website because it’s all completely false. We know we are the true winners. The ACP can claim victory all they want, but in the end, it’ll be the Nachos who have won the entire war.

Once again, great job today, Nachos! Still, we MUST get better size at EVERY battle. This morning we had great size of about 35 soldiers! We need to be consistent from battle to battle! I know we can do it as we have done it many times before. Let’s do it, Nachos. The time is now.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Nachos, the tide of the war turns here. We have waited far too long to strike. We have been beaten down and kicked to the side. I’m here to tell you that this is no more. It is now our time to win.

No one believes in us. They think it’s over. They think we should surrender. I say no. They do not know us. We never back down even when the going gets tough. We are Nachos.

It’s now time to prove all those people wrong. It’s time to show the ACP our full power and potential. They will stand no chance against the mighty Nachos.

We will continue to march, for this war is far from over. This is only the beginning. As we continue to fight, fight with pride that Nacho pride that no other army will over have. Fight because you love the Nachos and you will do anything for them to win. Don’t let Nacho legends like Person, Shadow, and Zippy down, but more important don’t let your fellow soldiers down. Ever.

The ACP will never appreciate or respect the tactical side of war. They will never realize that tactics can win you a battle; they only care about size. If we want them to finally admit that they lost, we must have better size. We must get better size, Nachos. We must.

We already have the potential to get 40+ troops at every battle, but we need to be more consistent. All of our current soldiers, you must try to attend all of the battles that you can. Then on days like today where we have no battles, we all must recruit whether it is chat recruiting or on club penguin at sleet. It will help us a ton. Won’t that just be amazing to 40+ troops at every battle while destroying ACP in the process? Pretty fun, right?

Surrendering is not an option. It is no fun to lose. By surrendering it is saying that we lost and all of work and effort was for nothing. A battle is never truly lost unless one thinks they lost. Every battle is meaningful, and you can learn a lot from it. ACP may claim to win dozens of more battles even if they lost, but in the end the true winners will win the war and that will be us, Nachos.

Even if we did surrender, what would we do? A training session? A recruiting session? Boring. A war? Definitely  – much more exciting and eventful.

Ultimately, all of this is supposed to be fun, Nachos. It should be. Are you having fun? I am, but you know what would make it even more fun? Winning.

Not only are we going to start winning, we are also going to make one of the greatest comebacks ever; better than WWIII. We will make history Nachos. We are going to make history, and forever be remembered. To do this, everyone must contribute. Let’s do this, Nachos. Rise up.

We are Nachos. The best army in Club Penguin. Nothing phases us. It’s time, Nachos. It’s time to win. Power in the hat.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully invaded Flippers from the ACP giving us our second victory in this war! It was a tough battle overall, but we still managed to pull through with a victory. Still, our size was not the best, so we must do better if we are going to continue in this war. However, our tactics were great today! Due to our smaller size, we had to go on the offensive attack the entire battle consisting of mostly bombs. The ACP wasn’t able to keep up with our fast speed as they couldn’t play our game! Great job, Nachos! Improvement is still needed.

Unfortunately, I didn’t get many pictures today since I was leading, but here are the few I managed to get:

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Unfortunately, we didn’t do our very best today. Our size wasn’t the greatest, but the reason could be due to the battle be earlier than normal. We might have hit 25 at one point, but we stayed around 20 troops on average while the ACP had about 30 soldiers. We executed our tactics very well today despite the size difference making it tough. We will move on from this, and we will get better. Don’t look at this battle as another loss but rather as another battle a part of our march to victory. We will be back; this is not the last of us. We will never give up.

Dash’s Pictures:

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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