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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Date: TBA

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If you have any questions about the battles, just leave a comment below, and we’ll respond to you as soon as possible!

185 Responses

  1. Legofan Cy, on June 16, 2015 at 8:39 AM said:

    First 😛

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  2. jaydon, on June 18, 2015 at 8:33 AM said:

    Fourth :p

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  4. Anonymous, on June 20, 2015 at 9:57 PM said:

    I am new to the army what is the purpose of the nacho army

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    • bubbles, on July 5, 2015 at 1:13 AM said:

      IM NEW TOO AND I WHERE ARE THE BATTLES AND WHAT SERVER

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      • Brass Ass Dash, on July 5, 2015 at 1:17 AM said:

        The battles are always in different servers/rooms. We will list the location of the events on the home page of the site, but be on chat at the time of the event as well for orders. 🙂

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    • Toonesha, on July 22, 2015 at 12:55 PM said:

      I am new as well. The Nacho Army is one of the many armies in Club Penguin. Their have been many more armies than now, but some of them failed. The Nacho Army is supposed to prove that they can protect Club penguin better than anyone. That is basically the purpose of every army. That is why we have battles, to show that we have better skills and we are THE ONES to make Club Penguin a better place.
      *This is nothing like the EPF. That is a secret protection agency created by Disney: the creators of Club Penguin.

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      • Yehaw, on July 12, 2016 at 6:33 AM said:

        For you to know that Disney is NOT the main creator of CP.
        It was opened in September 22, 2005 in beta by RocketSnail.
        And usually EPF is th second agency (first one was PSA)

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    • Anonymous, on July 29, 2015 at 6:53 PM said:

      hi i been on club penguin for long and i hope you have fun’

      Reply
  5. Pengy, on June 22, 2015 at 4:30 PM said:

    Where is Frosty??????

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    • Brass Ass Dash, on June 22, 2015 at 4:47 PM said:

      We will be on the Club Penguin server of Frosty and room will be announced on chat at the time of the event.

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  6. Pengy, on June 23, 2015 at 6:13 AM said:

    I will be late for the formation practice because my school doesn’t end until 3:05

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  7. Pengy, on June 28, 2015 at 10:09 AM said:

    I might not come to the flurry fiesta.It depends if I am going to the beach or not.

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  8. Cheeseater14, on July 1, 2015 at 4:53 PM said:

    there is a battle today

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  9. Anonymous, on July 1, 2015 at 9:35 PM said:

    i want to join

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  10. frogert4, on July 1, 2015 at 9:36 PM said:

    i want to join

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    • »Puckley«, on July 1, 2015 at 9:45 PM said:

      Hey Frogert! Welcome to the Nachos! We’ll add you to the ranks right now! You can check and see your name with your rank by going to our Ranks page.

      Reply
  12. frogert4, on July 1, 2015 at 9:51 PM said:

    wheres the next war at

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  13. frogert4, on July 1, 2015 at 9:52 PM said:

    ik what map and what time i just dont know where to attack

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    • »Puckley«, on July 1, 2015 at 9:54 PM said:

      Oh, okay! All the battle information regarding the time and server will always be found on this page you’re currently on or just by looking at the top post on the “Home” page.

      For what you want to know specifically there, just come to our chat ( xat.com/NachosHQ ) for all the battle orders!

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  14. Saahith, on July 2, 2015 at 1:07 AM said:

    Do these Dumbass ACP really think they gonna beat us

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  15. bubbles, on July 5, 2015 at 1:20 AM said:

    OINK MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • bubbles, on July 5, 2015 at 1:21 AM said:

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  16. amandakiwy, on July 5, 2015 at 6:39 AM said:

    i want to join

    Reply
  17. Pengy, on July 5, 2015 at 9:48 AM said:

    I sadly can`t come because I have a BBQ.:(

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  19. Anonymous, on July 6, 2015 at 5:24 AM said:

    How do you rank up?
    -TinyToes

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  20. Salwa12123, on July 7, 2015 at 1:10 PM said:

    sorry i can’t be in it cause its at one am is there any other time i can come . i will be free today at eight. what shall i do i want to rank up bbut i can’t attend this battle unless its at eight pm.

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  21. Anonymous, on July 7, 2015 at 10:13 PM said:

    what time for austarial

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  22. treesu, on July 8, 2015 at 5:51 AM said:

    what part of club penguin and what time for austraila and do we have to wear uniform

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  23. Anonymous, on July 8, 2015 at 8:12 PM said:

    whats tomorrows schedule for practice and battles?

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  24. James 50, on July 10, 2015 at 1:31 PM said:

    I can attend all events, Lets kick some ass nachos!

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  25. Sprite712, on July 11, 2015 at 12:54 AM said:

    Oh I can’t make it to the invasion of Avalanche. Sorry

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  26. CasperDoesCP, on July 11, 2015 at 6:21 AM said:

    Hey Nachos, Be ready for the Saturday battle, two battles! Be ready! -CasperDoesCP

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  27. GUltra, on July 12, 2015 at 4:06 PM said:

    My battle is starting! YAY!

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  28. GUltra, on July 12, 2015 at 4:09 PM said:

    I need help! I cant find any of the Nacho Army in Yeti. All I can find are people in green dancing!

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  29. classified, on July 14, 2015 at 1:27 PM said:

    Guys I heard that Ice Warriors are going into war at some server today

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  30. Legofan Cy, on July 15, 2015 at 3:03 PM said:

    Update it please (y)

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  31. zali, on July 17, 2015 at 1:48 AM said:

    i love dashy-cool he is my boy friend go nachos well knock the other teams down we have more people so f word u other teams.

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    • zali, on July 17, 2015 at 4:50 AM said:

      love u dash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  32. zekandrekzek4ever, on July 17, 2015 at 6:17 AM said:

    finally dis got put in

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  33. Epickitty102, on July 17, 2015 at 7:22 AM said:

    I can’t make the 1st battle, but I will try to make the second battle, even if I am on a little late. :$)

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  34. alisha, on July 18, 2015 at 12:53 PM said:

    hi guys
    i was wondering of when can i Battle im in 7/18/15

    thx
    you to 7

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  36. Anonymous, on July 20, 2015 at 4:08 PM said:

    where are the battles at?

    Reply
  37. hwilborn123, on July 22, 2015 at 7:40 AM said:

    i came to this practis

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  38. Epickitty102, on July 22, 2015 at 3:36 PM said:

    I can’t make the battle with the Dark Warriors, as that is kinda late for me and my grandpa from New Hampshire is coming to so sorry. :/
    P.S I will try to make the recruiting session on the 23rd

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  39. katniss33335, on July 25, 2015 at 3:40 AM said:

    when is next battle?

    Reply
  40. Epickitty102, on July 26, 2015 at 11:46 AM said:

    Also I am 57th and 58th

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  41. amandakiwy, on July 27, 2015 at 1:51 PM said:

    will mi ever battale

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  42. amandakiwy, on July 27, 2015 at 1:52 PM said:

    will mi ever get to battal

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  43. yoloriptide, on July 30, 2015 at 7:09 AM said:

    the war date is like sooooooo old it is showing 25th dude

    pls fix it or something

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  45. Anonymous, on August 20, 2015 at 1:11 PM said:

    I new here

    Reply
  46. piky57314, on August 25, 2015 at 7:51 PM said:

    omg im quitting nachos someone banned me on chat and i did nothing

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  48. kaitlyncats1, on August 29, 2015 at 1:00 PM said:

    I

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    :p

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  49. Jacob daniel, on September 22, 2015 at 9:23 PM said:

    when is next battle again?
    btw me love nachos

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  50. Fernan1206, on October 1, 2015 at 7:09 PM said:

    lol i lov ethis army

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  51. Alexandre Katsadze, on October 2, 2015 at 2:55 PM said:

    hey i am new
    when is battle or training?(i am in russia)

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  52. Stuckinabox, on October 9, 2015 at 5:19 PM said:

    PLEASE HELP ME!i can save my person on the chat and i don’t know how to PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

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  53. Anonymous, on October 16, 2015 at 9:14 PM said:

    hot go to battle

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  54. thereturnofaka, on November 9, 2015 at 5:53 PM said:

    we will be fighting RPF

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  55. Anonymous, on November 10, 2015 at 1:26 PM said:

    What is the TBA room?

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  56. tammi, on November 11, 2015 at 9:06 AM said:

    we have a lot OF THINGS OTHER ARMIES DONT,WITH THOSE THINGS WE CAN WIN EVERY BATTLE THAT ANYONE PUTS IN ARE WAY. WE ARE NACHOS NACHOS RULE SUPREME!!!

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  57. bigbuffyboy1, on November 11, 2015 at 10:40 AM said:

    i am an indian what day or time it would be here

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  58. Anonymous, on November 12, 2015 at 2:28 PM said:

    I may not make some of the battles, but I will try!

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  59. Anonymous, on November 13, 2015 at 6:51 PM said:

    When is the next battle?

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  60. Anonymous, on November 14, 2015 at 3:00 PM said:

    Do you get free membership if you join ?

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  61. Maddie, on November 15, 2015 at 11:14 AM said:

    hey I’m new and are we having a battle today.

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  62. Maddie, on November 15, 2015 at 11:17 AM said:

    i can’t wait for the next battle

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  63. Maddie, on November 15, 2015 at 11:24 AM said:

    I love the nacho arm

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  64. Anonymous, on November 26, 2015 at 5:24 AM said:

    Im an Australian time zone… 😦

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  65. SimplyEric, on December 13, 2015 at 6:09 PM said:

    Help! Something called OpenDNS has blocked me from accessing Xat! What should I do?!?!

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  66. Arine20Nachos, on December 21, 2015 at 2:13 AM said:

    Hmmm Idk because im Gmt or Awst so idk if i can make it but later i will be online on xat so ye

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  67. ⚡»Fʟᴜғғʏ«⚡»»Nᴀᴄʜᴏ Aʀᴍʏ 2ɪᴄ««⚡, on January 21, 2016 at 9:12 PM said:

    Yes, because watermelon isn’t a food.

    Reply
  68. Tony10151, on January 25, 2016 at 8:25 AM said:

    On the weekday’s, I probably won’t be able to go to the war’s because I have school.

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  69. Tony10151, on January 25, 2016 at 8:45 PM said:

    I missed the war today!

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  70. L7872, on February 13, 2016 at 9:38 AM said:

    Hi umm im uk which time zone an i ment to be??

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  71. Kate, on February 15, 2016 at 3:38 AM said:

    It says I can only do a battle at 8:00 but I will be at school!!!Please change the times tables

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  72. Victorng07, on February 15, 2016 at 1:36 PM said:

    Yeah, Nachos are funn…

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  73. Victorng07, on February 15, 2016 at 1:37 PM said:

    Even voting for the Nacho Army as well…

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  74. Victorng07, on February 15, 2016 at 1:38 PM said:

    Later, we can’t vote!
    Will be the best day ever.

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  75. Dylan, on February 17, 2016 at 6:09 AM said:

    im in switzerland so we are one hour ahead of the UK so i have to wait quite a while!

    Reply
  76. FireIcerX1, on March 3, 2016 at 10:22 PM said:

    MY DARN COMMENTS NEVER SHOW UP!!!!

    Reply
  77. green lil, on March 4, 2016 at 9:49 PM said:

    hey can anyone see this comment

    say yes then

    Reply
  78. green lil, on March 4, 2016 at 9:50 PM said:

    I Cant See My Comments!!!

    Reply
  79. green lil, on March 5, 2016 at 2:54 PM said:

    hey

    Reply
  80. bailey, on March 6, 2016 at 7:10 AM said:

    hay evry buddy find me on club penguen if you want my name is simpson16 and frend me pleaz.

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  82. Anonymous, on March 6, 2016 at 8:26 AM said:

    I CANT BE AWAKE

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  83. Josh, on March 6, 2016 at 8:27 AM said:

    hilo

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  84. Anonymous, on March 8, 2016 at 6:34 AM said:

    im free for march madness number1

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  85. Anonymous, on March 12, 2016 at 3:32 PM said:

    where do we battle?

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  86. Aaron, on March 19, 2016 at 10:39 AM said:

    is a nacho uniform necessary from new nachos? a battle is coming up soon for me.

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  87. Yehaw, on March 26, 2016 at 2:23 PM said:

    I have a uniform but…..
    I’m a non member and I have member clothes on, so if I take them off, I might loose them until my next membership that I don’t know if I ever going to get another one so I just wear orange

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  88. 12064181s, on March 30, 2016 at 12:11 PM said:

    How many privates get promoted at one time?

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  89. cutiecake, on April 11, 2016 at 10:04 PM said:

    hey

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  90. Danny8540, on April 12, 2016 at 6:44 AM said:

    What about australia
    also how do i chat

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    • Stone523, on April 12, 2016 at 4:22 PM said:

      We will try to start having AUSIA events soon but until then, events at 8pm EST will be around morning time in Australia. And you can chat by clicking on your user at the top of the list of the chatbox. Then you will enter and be able to chat with the other Nachos.

      Reply
  91. dylan, on April 24, 2016 at 7:55 PM said:

    I do not understand what is the purpose of battles

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    • Camper zi Nachonnia, on April 24, 2016 at 8:38 PM said:

      Some of these battles are for practice! But at other time we may go to War with Other Armies and its lots of fun! If you have more questions find an owner(someone with an orange pawn next to their name) on our Chat! My name is Camper there and you can ask me if I’m online! >>>>>>>>>> xat.com/NachosHQ <<<<<<< LINK TO CHAT

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  92. dylan, on April 24, 2016 at 7:57 PM said:

    Is there something I should were to battles
    and do I need to get a membership

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    • Camper zi Nachonnia, on April 24, 2016 at 8:36 PM said:

      Wear anything orange/red. Go to the Uniform page to see some premade uniform you can use. The items don’t need to be exact but need to look as close as possible. And don’t worry, you don’t need membership! Just make sure to get on Chat during an event to follow commands! 😀

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  93. Josh, on May 1, 2016 at 4:10 PM said:

    why are they doing innapripeote stuff
    *o*

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  94. Poke mon 7, on May 7, 2016 at 7:22 PM said:

    I wont be able to do March on white out

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  95. Anonymous, on June 5, 2016 at 11:40 PM said:

    Where is the battle for asia

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  96. hexterus, on June 16, 2016 at 9:55 AM said:

    For the practice battle vs ACP. Even though it says that it is for the [UK] Division, do the other divisions join as well? Because it says it is a big event o-o

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  97. Anonymous, on June 20, 2016 at 5:33 AM said:

    when is the battle in CAT (central african time)

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  98. Brooke Shinnick, on June 24, 2016 at 10:53 AM said:

    Yesterday, I went to the battle for the est cost time and no one was there, and I was there on the right server.Only 1 or 2 people where there and I went to the right room, and then I went on your website and check were you go to get your commands and chat, and no one was on and no one was chatting.

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  99. Brooke Shinnick, on June 24, 2016 at 9:10 PM said:

    I am so sorry I was not at the PB today, I had Swim Practice to go to, very sorry, I will be at the PB tomorrow.

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  100. Brooke Shinnick, on June 27, 2016 at 9:42 AM said:

    I can’t wait for today’s battle!!

    Reply
  101. Anonymous, on September 4, 2016 at 11:46 AM said:

    are we evil

    Reply
  102. Maisie4423, on September 30, 2016 at 12:14 PM said:

    hay I’m loving NACHOS YEAHHY

    Reply
  103. Osiron242, on October 5, 2016 at 12:24 PM said:

    I’m looking forward to the next battle!

    Reply
  104. Declan Gustafsson, on October 9, 2016 at 8:57 PM said:

    What time is the battle in victoria Australia?

    Reply
  105. Anonymous, on October 14, 2016 at 5:04 PM said:

    When is the next battle

    Reply
  106. Arlo, on October 26, 2016 at 1:54 AM said:

    OMG I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  107. Night owl, on November 9, 2016 at 8:06 PM said:

    put me back on ranks a year ago i was Deadpool(joeymnbvcxza) but now plz put me as Night_Owl(joeymnbvcxza) if you put me back on ranks plz and thanks

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  108. slinkykid, on November 26, 2016 at 10:05 AM said:

    Accidently got myself banned. guess that means i cant join anything.

    Reply
  109. tboskk, on December 14, 2016 at 11:50 PM said:

    Ayooo, first event tomorrooow. 😀

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  110. G01D3N B0Y, on December 20, 2016 at 4:12 PM said:

    I’m in Canada This time does not apply To me.

    Reply
  111. Penstar353, on December 26, 2016 at 5:18 PM said:

    I am so ready for the battle! We can win this nachoz! We are the best army ever. YAY NACHOS

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  112. Anonymous, on December 29, 2016 at 10:28 AM said:

    hi i am new to the nacho army and i am loving it so far! lets crush RPF! also any tips i am new to this?

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  113. Anonymous, on December 29, 2016 at 10:28 AM said:

    yay!

    Reply
  114. Jtano19, on December 29, 2016 at 2:50 PM said:

    sorry i could not go to the dec 28 battle. it was my birthday and i was out with friends celebrating

    Reply
  115. Victorjr07-nachos, on December 29, 2016 at 8:32 PM said:

    Sorry I coulden get to be in this battle. Busy day, *cough* mom’s fault*cough*

    Reply
  116. Tsubasa, on January 2, 2017 at 6:47 PM said:

    When will you make Ausia events?

    Reply
  117. Anonymous, on January 3, 2017 at 10:56 AM said:

    I’m attending

    Reply
  118. Justinzigzag, on January 7, 2017 at 12:07 PM said:

    Theres a typo at the end…….

    Reply
  119. Fabulousxoxo, on January 12, 2017 at 2:07 AM said:

    i try to go but most of the events are at 4 am or 5 am in my time zone

    Reply
  120. victorjr07, on January 14, 2017 at 5:40 PM said:

    i just missed the battle to day 😦

    Reply
  121. snorlaxwitch, on January 15, 2017 at 8:43 AM said:

    When is the next battle?

    Reply
  122. Anonymous, on January 20, 2017 at 2:58 AM said:

    thomas can you add the phillipines

    Reply
  123. tapra, on January 25, 2017 at 12:32 PM said:

    when is asian battle?-

    Reply
    • Cookky2, on January 25, 2017 at 5:32 PM said:

      It’s of the AUSIA division. We usually have AUSIA events every weekend. We might not have in this one because we will be battling in a tournament

      Reply

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