Hola Nachos!

Today our US Division invaded Bobsled from the evil and cowardly rpf. They don’t even deserve for me to capitalize the letters. Anyways they didn’t show up to defend, and so we easily captured another server. We maxed 14. We began in the town, then moved to the Ski Hill, Hidden Lake, and Pizza Parlour. The war score is now tied at 12-12, 6 of the last 7 battles were Nacho victories. We have another invasion and a cleanse tomorrow, let’s take the lead! Read on for pictures.

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Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division invaded Brumby from the RPF, and captured it with ease as they are cowards and decided not to show up because we had 1 more person than them. We maxed 16 at one point and averaged 15. We began in the Town where two RPF troops came to watch us rip their server away from them. Then we moved to the Iceberg and finished off in the Ice Rink with a Victory bomb. Keep it up Nachos!

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Hola Nachos!

Today our US division invaded Oyster from the evil RPF. We started off in the town making a line across doing a few tactics at good pace. Once the battle started I saw that RPF was much bigger so I had the idea to go to the Prehistoric Party rooms. There was some guy bot raiding the event but I suppose he couldn’t enter the party rooms? Well anyways the defending army is required to seek out the invading army, but RPF failed to do so. Whether they failed to scout out the server and find us, or avoided fighting us entirely, this is an automatic Nacho victory!

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Hola Nachos!

Welcome to my first post. I hope you enjoy it! Today the UK division logged on to invade and try to recapture White House. We started out in the town with a diagonal line tactic, followed by lovely-looking sick faces. We went to the iceberg where our tactics mostly shined (igloos, light bulbs and word tactics were the best) before finishing at the stadium. Both the Nachos and RPF agreed to a tie. We maxed about 15. The war score is now 9-12. Great work, guys! To view the images, right click on the image and choose “view image in new tab.”

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SERVER: HYPOTHERMIA ROOM: FORTS

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Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division logged on to invade and recapture our server Snow Angel, which we accomplished in style with no RPF resistance. Beginning in the Snow Forts we formed a Backwards L, securing the bottom and right sides of the battle field in case any RPF decided to make an entrance. A few of them popped in for a few seconds to see what was going on, but like the cowards they are couldn’t work up enough courage to fight us. We then moved our forces to the Iceberg, doing a series of rakes and bombs before stationing a garrison across the berg. Afterwards we entered the Forest, and finally the Ice Rink where we got into a rainbow formation to end off the invasion. This decreases our lost server count to 2, Oyster and White House, which we will invade tomorrow. We maxed 15, continue reading for pictures.

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Update: Night Rebels have teamed up with RPF to fight the AR, while RPF will take care of us. If NR would battle any other army, I wouldn’t care. But for AR though, the Nachos will support them. Help AR as much as you help Nachos. Don’t let Rebels beat us.

Hey guys. Today I was curious about how d1cky on flame posting can RPF be so I headed to their site. Then I didn’t believed my eyes. Google® was advertising the Nacho Army on RPF Front Page.. GOOGLE… Even the #1 website/company worldwide is against RPF. Poor those RPF slaves members.. Remember, as Kevin says, we always welcome refugees, so feel free to leave a join comment!

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The Nacho Army landed in the Snow Forts of Tuxedo today and formed a line of attack. We had 3 guys guarding the rear, and we were again in textbook position for ambush. Again, there was no RPF line of defense. We set up our M1917 Browning Salsa Machine Guns ready for anything that came at us. We did a couple of emote tactics and screamed taunting things to RPF, but it appeared the server had been abandoned. Seeing there was much to do, we decided to hit up the nightclub of Tuxedo. There, we spent about 5 minutes attempting a U, but I guess we just weren’t ready for it. Instead, we made an upside down T with Pickletree93 as our dj. We screamed war cries like “EGG” and taunted RPF a few more times. Knowing we had looted the RPF capital the best we could, we set up a campfire in the Cove. There, we made our departure chants from Tuxedo as the Nacho Cat transporters were awaiting us a few hundred yards out in the water.

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Hey, Guys.

Today we logged onto Snowfall town with no RPF resistance. We maxed about 25 soldiers. We started off at the town and began burning all the buildings down and putting up the Nacho flag. We then moved to the snow forts where we thought RPF would be situated with heavy machine gun nests. We were wrong, the forts were empty. We set up 2 different positions in the forts, and upside down T and a clocktower line just in case of an attack. We were in textbook position for ambush. Our final room was the great ice berg of Snowfall.  We danced around it and we rose the great Nacho flag.

Amidst our march across Snowfall, an RPF coup d’etat happend. Elmikey, RPF Monarch decided to go insane and overthrow all of RPF’s leaders. XxxxxxxxxxToysoldierxxxxxxxxxxX, Ghost,  Drake, and even his buttbuddy Silverburg were overthrown. Basically Elm’s post was full of bullshit. He pretended he didn’t know Silverburg was a fake which is an absolute lie.

Silverburg is not from 2007, he was some CPPS guy from 2013 that joined the army with a similar view to Elm.

So, that’s 3 RPF leaders gone and probly about half their multilogs?

So where next? Well, we’re gonna destroy them.

Drake came to our chat expecting to join. The soldiers of the Nacho army denied him. They didn’t want a slimebag who was against us 30 minutes earlier amongst them in our ranks. We gave him the deal of ranking up from highest member. He declined. He thinks he’s better than someone like Stone523, who went from private to leader. Or 95 spider, who went from private to 3ic. Or even Legofan Cy, who went from private to almost leader.

Never give up Nachos. We promote our soldiers.

And RPF refugees, Are welcome to the Nachos. You will be welcomed and given a supply of Nacho chips and cheese for the rest of your happy lives.

Pictures of our march:

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You guys have been the best allies an army could ask for. As a German general once spoke to his troops and said :

“Men it’s been a long war, it’s been a tough war. You have fought bravely, and proudly for your country. We are a special group. We’ve built on one another, a bond, that exists only in combat. As brothers, we’ve shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. We’ve seen death and suffered together. We are proud to have served with each and every one of you. We deserve long and happy lives, playing club penguin warfare in peace.”

To AR. You guys have had our back, and we’ve had yours. I just want to thank you.

To the Nachos, maybe if this army isn’t for you. That’s okay, but if you need another great army to join, It’s the ARMY REPUBLIC.

Also, to RPF.

Fuck you.

AR cleansed Fjord for us while you were pressing J on White House. You still haven’t taken our actual Capital yet.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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