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Server: Ice palace Room: Forts

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CHAT IS BELOW THE LINE

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inspired by musty’s angsty hate mail to sprite

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Before I get all emotional and write my very long declaration of war post, I just want to say a few things.

Fuck you RPF. You’re dead to me. The real RPF is gone.

The Nachos hate you. Hate’s a strong word. We’re done with you.

After overrunning the poor RPF who are subject to a tyrannical monarch named Elmikey, they still have the nerve and the balls to f*ck with us again. Two damn wars we’ve fought with them. Two damn wars we’ve lived through. The other two wars, RPF declared war on US! Well this time, we’re declaring war on YOU!

RPF can max 50+ all they want at training sessions. As the Admiral of Japan said when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, “you’ve awoken a sleeping giant”. You’ve earned the hate of everyone in the Nacho army and almost even myself, a devout RPF veteran.

Throughout the summer, Silverburg (RPF Monarch) would bitch and cry about how RPF doesn’t bot and strictly autotypes. Well that idea was murdered. Now they’re not only using a bot program, but they’re abusing it to its limits. Towards the end of 2015, everyone except LT basically realized “Well, fuck. We’re gonna kill ourselves if we do this”. It’s really damn annoying when you can’t recruit like a normal human being with 1-2 penguins without having a barrage of RPF bots come and obnoxiously shoe away actual potential recruits.  For example, yesterday the Nacho legions had a recruiting session. We had a lot of success, but you know, RPF purposely put five bots on there just to ruin our recruiting session. Luckily, we were able to rally the CP recruits at the Plaza and combat the RPF bots as rogue Nachos. Hopefully some found our site. So….RPF are hypocritical faggots that are now botting worse than any other army?

The answer is Yes.

After completely throwing their support out for no multilogging, the Rebel Penguin Federation blatantly disregarded their statements as if it never happend. RPF hired two convicted multiloggers. Club Penguin Army “Criminals”. So the best army in Club Penguin (as they call themselves) hires…Criminals? Wow!  Sprite, IW and DCP multilogger exiled from DCP after supposedly being exposed. Well, RPF didn’t reject the multilogger. They instead welcomed him into their army. But wait!?! There’s more! They not only welcomed him into their army, but they promoted him to leader! Dr. Flen. Well, he multilogged too. He was welcomed with 2ic.

Now, RPF can tell me, Chris Rock , my dog, and George Bush that they’re all massive.  They basically have seven leaders if you include Silverburg. Seven leaders. That’s 7+ on club penguin right away. Total owners? 23. That’s 23+ on club penguin right there. That’s a joke. 23 penguins? Pathetic. The Nachos have 3 leaders, 4 2ic’s, and 3 3ic’s. That’s 10 total owners. That just goes to show the difference between us.

Statistics clearly state RPF may be “bigger” than us. Well fuck statistics. This comes down to who has bigger balls.

We’re not afraid of you RPF.

We’re not gonna give up.

We hate you, and we’re coming for you.

You’ve fucked with us for the last time.

This is for the good and protection of club penguin warfares integrity and good being. We are peacekeepers and we will stop your bot abuse. Your short rule of the CPAC top 10 has ended, if anything to say about it, I.

This is an official declaration of war against the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation. 

Bring it on RPF, we’re not afraid of you.

Sincerely, your faithful General

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hola Nachos!

Today the US division logged on for a recruiting session on the server Ice Berg. We had a great showing and many civilians joined in on the fun! Unfortunately about 10 minutes into the event, RPF recruiting bots started to come in. Luckily for us, we had a small trick up our sleeve which allowed the recruits to join us rather than RPF.

We will be back for you Tom Rock! We will get you to join!

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WE LOVE YOU TOM ROCK

Server: To be announced on chat Room: Town

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CHAT UNDER THIS LINE

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New Rules For Chat and the Site

There will be NO more cussing

All OWNERS are required to make FIVE penguins per day or risk DEMOTION

All MODERATORS are required to make THREE penguins per day or risk DEMOTION

There is no reason why we should be placing this low every three weeks. We’re pulling our weight but it sucks when we have to keep canceling events because people don’t show up. Owners and moderators whom consistently show up and make penguins have a much higher rate of being promoted than those whom don’t.

If you need an email generator, ask Dan101 on chat.
If you’re having trouble making penguins ask a leader/owner for help on chat.

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THESE ARE IMPORTANT BATTLES 30+ NEEDED

Tuesday, January 19

❗ Invasion of Sparkle  [US/UK] ❗

Server: Sparkle Room: Pool

Times:

8:30PM GMT
3:30PM EST
2:30PM CST
1:30PM MST
12:30PM PST

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❗ Invasion of Yeti [US] ❗

Server: Yeti Room: Town

Times:

1:00am GMT
8:00pm EST
7:00pm CST
6:00pm MST
5:00pm PST

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Hola everyone, Aka here.

We’re having a meeting tomorrow (Tuesday, January 11th, 2016) between everyone in the AA on how to divide up all of DCP’s surrendered servers, and the future of the alliance+our goals. All are welcome to attend, even if you aren’t in the alliance (besides DCP).

What: AA Meeting

When: January 11th, 2016

Times:

• 7:00pm EST
• 6:00pm CST
• 5:00pm MST
• 4:00pm PST

-Aka

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