Fluffy Edit: I wish you the best in life, Dash. I remember during my noob days seeing you as a WV leader. I was an asshole to you during the WV-Nacho War back in December. My feelings toward you changed when you became a Nacho again. I’ve learned that you should never judge a book by its cover. Peace out, Brass Ass Dash.

Hey Nachos,

Today I say goodbye to a place that I call home.

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Hola fellow Nachos, we had a legends cup but unfortunately we did not win we lost it was a super close battle but in the end, we did very well only losing with a 2-1 vote on to the real reason why i posted this post (WARY) i wanted to say that we were, on rise out of the blue and i wish for this motivation to keep up okay bye for now ~jt

and this is the cpac top 10 recommended pic(WARY)any pic is okay tho…

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Today, soldiers of the Nacho Empire fought the Pretzel Army in the Legend Cup VI. After 20 minutes of vigorous fighting, it was the Pretzels who came out on top. The battle was really fun and it shows that you can achieve great things after hard work.

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOW<<<<<<<<<<<<<

LOG ON CP NOW!!! SERVER: KLONDIKE

REPORT TO CHAT NOW FOR BATTLE ORDERS

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

Legends Cup VI

>>>>>>MANDATORY<<<<<<

❗ Nachos vs. Pretzels ❗

When: Saturday, August 1st

Server: Klondike || Room: TBA

➡ 8:30 PM UK

➡ 3:30 PM EST

➡ 2:30 PM CST

➡ 1:30 PM MST

➡ 12:30 PM PST

➡ 1:30 AM IST[Sunday]

|| Goal: 35+ Nachos||

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LOGGING ON NOW!

REPORT TO CHAT FOR ORDERS

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Hola Nachos!!

Welcome to our “Nacho Bowl” – this is a post that will be published every Sunday on our site, in order to update the troops on events and exciting things that have taken place in this great army! I Zek have taken this opportunity and bring it back!

As summer is ending for some of our troops, back to school may take a blow to the army but with the Legends Cup starting this week for us, we have a special article just about the Legends Cup!! Our Ask the Leader column has just started so dont forget to check that out!!

The Troop of the Week is awarded to  the troop who has been the most active, friendly, helpful and overall a jolly person! 

Due to the fact that there are so many amazing troops in the army, it can be quite difficult to only choose one for this prize. A new troop will be chosen each week so don’t be upset if you haven’t gotten it this week as you’re always in with a chance next time!

So after much, much consideration, the troop of the week is….

EpicKitty102

Congrats EpicKitty. You’ve proven yourself to be a true Nacho this week by showing courage, determination and strength throughout any events that have taken place. You’re friendly to absolutely everyone and always try your best at events. Thank you for being a golden troop! It’s people like you who make this army strong.

The Legends Cup is definitely the most important Cup of the year. When an army wins, they are with the big names such as ACP, IW and even us! So without further or do, to the article:

FJORD, Nacho Parliamentary buildings-  The Legends cup is inching ever so slightly and as  the big names are going to start playing their first matches, lets dive into the history and see who are the big names and the contenders for this year Legend Cup!!

This Legends Cup is actually the the sixth one, combining with CPAC’s sixth year being the no.1 and one of the only CP Army Major News Site.  It started as a little competition then becoming one of the largest known cups in CP Army history. For every leader, failure is not an option. Normally the big names will contend to see who is the champion and the one who wins is seen as a big army with lots of guts. It is bassically the world cup of CP Armies!

This year we have seen a slight change! SMAP armies in the top 16 contend with each other with the  winners then battling the main top 10. The winners of the sweet sixteen will then head into the quarters, then the semis and finally the grand finale!

Well as always since 2013, the Biggest contender is the Ice Warriors. Winning last years and last last years Legends Cup, they are are being carefully watched by the next big name, the RPF. Since there re-boot this summer, the RPF have gone from 0 to hero taking fourth place in CPAC’s top 10. The mighty RPF is led by Elmikey, former DW Leader and original RPF leader. Another strange Big name is the Cobras. Just recently made, it looks like this SMAP army is quoted by zing “the SMAP Superpower”. With the huge attendance for an SMAP army in events, i looks like this snake is ready to pounce on the mouse! It is led by Brigade, a very famous person in the CP Army community.

We will be back, after the ads:

Welcome back.

So Nachos also have a chance for winning. You never know. We nearly won against IW last year and now we have supposedly doubled, this little pug can turn into a great Dane. But we need everyone at our hand. Bring your sisters, your cousins, your shoes, your pet dog, your druggist, anyone, to attend this biggest chance to give Nachos a big push.

-Zεƙɾօო

Nachos have definitely proven themselves worthy of a contender this week with the great size’s of the AUSIA and also good sizes for the UK and US divisions as well. Having all three divisions work in harmony is  marvel and as some of us are going back to school, we need to keep our nose up and fly in an upwards direction!

To check the CPAC Top 10, please click HERE.

Welcome to the Competition section. This is the section where you will have a chance to win a gift every week . Last week we had some great entries so lets see the results!

The pokemon was……….

The lucky winner who was placed in the sorting hat was……..

caramelkat

Congrats Caramelkat!! you can collect your prize from Zekrom within this week. Zekrom will be around 5:00am PST- 7:00am PST.

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Now for this weeks Pokemon…

You Have Up Until next week to guess who’s the winner. All the right contestants will then be placed into a sorting hat!

Dear Dash,

If you ever had to choose between drinking a tuna smoothie or going on cam while being drunk (and doing some crazy things, which would you do?

Dash: Hmm, go on cam, while being drunk cus tuna is nasty.

Dear Puckley,

Which other owner would u share a lemon with?

Puckley:Tough Question! i wouldnt mind sharing it with any of them honesttly, but ive seen beeky eyeing it lately and would be glad to share it with them.

Why u like lemons so much??

Puckley:  Who doesnt like lemons?? nothing is better than a nice bowl of lemons on a rainyday and a glass of fresh lemonade for a hot summer day.

Dear Beeky,

IF YOU HAD A CHANCE TO WRITE A POEM TO ANY OTHER LEADER WHO IT WOULD BE AND HOW WOULD IT GO??

Beeky: In all ways u comfort me,
          The way you hold me near,
          The way you know just what to do,
          To chase away every fear.
          To Dash.

Can you hug me?

Beeky: Sure zek 😀

• Next issue will have a column called “Ask The Leaders”. If you would like to ask the leader a question, please feel free to comment down below!!
•  The Legends Cup is up and running. Our first battle is tommorow so don’t forget to checkout the timings. The timings can be found HERE.
• If anyone would like to Publish a comic strip for the Nacho Bowl please contact Zekrom for more details.
• If there is any owner who would like to promote someone, please notify the leaders for this weeks promotions.

Viva Los Nachos,

Zekrom Rules, Nacho AUS Leader.

Philippians 2:3 Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.

1Corinthians 9:24-27  Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it.  Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we van imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified.

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Found us on Club Penguin? Well You’re in the Right Place!

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Click HERE to officially join the Nacho army!

Keep reading to know when the next battle is.

Hola Nachos. It’s that time of the year again, when we will fight for the title of the oldest Tournament! We reached the Finals the past 2 years, so it won’t be a surprise doing it this year also. This is the Round 2, which we will face an army similar in sizes to us. The Pretzels. It will be a tough battle but with the right tactics and formations as well as being fast, we can easily pull off the victory! This will also be a first impression of what is coming later on in the tournament. If we win, we will most probably face off the RPF, so we need to put our best. Succeeding that needs 3 things: Recruit, Autotype and Practise. We need to get our old self back, before it’s too late. The Nachos is a 30+ army, not 10-20. As of writing this, i’m spamming phrases on cp. Owners, Mods, even members have to do those 3 things. Let’s do this Nachos!

P.S. : My post may be awuful because I hate writing, but no one posted it so I had to post it cause only 2 fricking days left.

>>>>>>>>>> TODAY <<<<<<<<<<

Legends Cup VI

>>>>>>MANDATORY<<<<<<

❗ Nachos vs. Pretzels ❗

When: Saturday, August 1st

Server: Klondike || Room: TBA

➡ 8:30 PM UK

➡ 3:30 PM EST

➡ 2:30 PM CST

➡ 1:30 PM MST

➡ 12:30 PM PST

➡ 1:30 AM IST[Sunday]

|| Goal: 35+ Nachos||

❗ BE SURE TO BE ON CHAT 10 MINUTES EARLY BEFORE BATTLE:!:

If your side of  the map is red the battle will be at 12:30 PM

If your side of the map is blue the battle will be at 1:30 PM 

If your side of the map is green the battle  will be at 2:30 PM

If your side of the map is yellow the battle will be at 3:30 PM

Prizes if you attend this battle:

• Promotions(after the tournament ends, either we lose or win it)
• Prizes

Prizes if you attend the Finals(if we make it till there):

• I’ll post my disgusting face on site 😮 (only if we win the whole tournament)
• Cool giveaways
• Temporary moderator rank on chat for the members and owner for moderators.

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Hola Nachos,

Today, we had a practice event for the Tournament battle tomorrow. We did GREAT, maxing 11 and averaging 10. This is a sign that we are on a rise. We had perfect tactics as well as cool formations! Thanks to minecrafito for the pictures! We unfortunately only have 2 pics, cause others didn’t take any 😦 . All in all, it was a great event today Nachos. Keep it up!

Note to AUSIA troops: There is 1 reason that you are called as AUSIA. You live at places where you are suitable to attend AUSIA events. You have no excuse not to attend. If you won’t attend an event, inform us. I hear some saying “I was sleeping” and “It was too early”. This is unexeptable.   I am GMT +2 and I can attend all AUSIA events. YOU people that are GMT +3-7 MUST be able to attend. I won’t listen to excuses. If you can’t attend, SAY IT. Today at the event, 4/5 were US. WHERE IS THE AUSIA? Oh, and, remember, The promotions post is coming soon, but it won’t have only promotions, demotions are coming too. So, idc what you are gonna do, ATTEND EVENTS.

Viva Los Nachos!

~Legofan Cy, AUSIA General

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