Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Summer has always been a great time for the Nacho Empire. We will always be known for our two great summer golden ages, in the years of 2009 and 2013! We have the chance to do it again this year! All we need to do is recruit. However, I would like to know when YOUR summer starts! Vote on the poll so we can see when we will become a super power again!
Keep up the recruiting! Soon, we will start having late night party events on busy servers, and we will also start chat raiding! We will rise even further Nachos! 😀 Remember to vote!
We Don’t March to The Beat of The Drums, We Hear Maracas!
We are in the process of waking. Though this past week was definitely far from optimal, with many of us suffering from a number of connectivity issues, you all have already shown a tremendous amount of progress as summer vacation begins to open its doors. We’ve made significant leaps through our collective efforts so far, but it is of utmost important that we strive to keep this momentum going. Everybody needs to continue recruiting, attending events, and contributing to a fun and positive atmosphere on our chat; we can certainly reach the top once again, but only if we are all working towards it together as a team.
Please try to attend as many events as you can this week.
~Beeky
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Aunt Arctic’s power and influence makes Rupert Murdoch look tame. Not only is the agony aunt Club Penguin’s sole journalist, she is the director of its only spy organisation. The prospect of a penguin having complete control over the entirety of the intelligence agencies and the media is perhaps the scariest prospect in existence. This is a complete disaster for civil liberties upon the island. It is up to each and every member of Club Penguin to fight for their freedom. There is no doubt of Aunt Arctic’s rule of tyranny, the filters are proof enough that freedom of speech is unwelcome upon the island. Armies are the last bastion of penguin’s freedom of expression.
A pressing issue concerning Aunt Arctic is her name itself. Asides from it implying that she is each and every penguins Aunt -raising questions over the problem of inbreeding on the island- the word ‘Arctic’ shouldn’t even be uttered in an Antarctic environment.
Penguins do not live in the Arctic, nor do they venture there, and by example of Herbert – Club Penguin’s number 1 villain- it is evident that the Arctic is the biggest threat that the Antarctic faces. Forget global warming, the (literal) polar opposite of the Antarctic is a threat to the the very survival of Club Penguin. And yet here, the most powerful and influential figure in Club Penguin openly supports the Arctic with her name. How can someone in a position of such authority in our world be allowed to carry on with such heinous views? The community cannot continue to allow Aunt Arctic, an enemy of Club Penguin to continue to operate further within her position. We must fight back. Man the streets, man the barricades, man your weapons. The citizens of Club Penguin must fight against the great dictator and be rid of her for once and for all.
Club Penguin responded to an email I sent them about the issue;
The title says it all, the glorious Nacho Empire will advance to the semi finals in the Spring Smackdown! It was a victory by decision (3-1) that the Nachos won this battle. We had an average of 28-29 and more or less a max of 32+ Good job Nachos, that’s what I like to see! Remember how we said “Promos” for the event, well they will be out A.S.A.P. Also, Good job to DCP! It was a really fun battle. Combined, we filled the room! The Nachos had a whopping 2 lockouts *wary*
Pictures from a lot of different people below.
Dash Edit: Thank you Bayleef for getting a video of the battle today. It looks awesome!
Great news everyone! We are back on CPAC. The Nachos have improved 4 spots from last week, going from 2nd on SMAP to 8th on CPAC. Nice work everyone. Let’s keep improving. We’ll be at the top again in no time.
-Dashing Snow/Brass Ass Dash, Current Nacho Leader
We win yet another battle! Today we had a scheduled practice battle with Army Republic. They were a no-show and therefore, the Nachos win. Club Penguin was down again today, so many of us still could not log on. However, we still managed to get great, improving sizes-maxing 19 and averaging 17. Way to go Nachos! Keep up the great work and I hope to see you all tomorrow for the Spring Smackdown tournament vs. the Doritos at 2:00 PM EST, 1:00 PM CST, 12:00 PM MST, 11:00 AM PST, and 7:00 PM GMT! Prizes will be rewarded!
-Dashing Snow/Brass Ass Dash, Current Nacho Leader
Tomorrow is the beginning of a new week. A new stage in the life of an army that, while aging, continues to show its amazing durability and potential. Put the last four months completely behind you; there is absolutely no reason to ever look back at them. It’s history, and it will never be changed. The Top 10 is no longer relevant to our cause, and regaining a spot is not among our priorities right now, nor will it be for quite some time. The only thing that we all must be focusing on right now is improving us. Once we’ve successfully improved ourselves, we can then extend our focus to other things.
We will need all hands on deck for our slate of events this week, which will culminate with our tournament battle against RPF on Sunday. Additionally, starting today, we urge you to comment on as many future posts as you can. It boosts our site activity and is a great way for communicating with your fellow troops, or us, directly when you aren’t on chat.
The rise begins now, Nachos. Let’s make a bold statement this week.
~Beeky
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I have noticed that the army’s overall color has changed over the past few years. Some like the classic orange and some like the bold red. Which color do YOU prefer that the Nachos be? Vote now! (No pressure!)
-Dashing Snow/Brass Ass Dash, Current Nacho Leader
FINALLY Club Penguin is working again and we had a successful event. Today’s event was meant to be a practice battle with the Marines, but they didn’t show. Therefore, we automatically win the battle! Nice job nachos! We maxed and averaged 13. And in honor of the “good ol’ days”, I decided not to use a read-more tag. (What a badass I am)
Keep up the good work Nachos!
-Dashing Snow/Brass Ass Dash, Current Nacho Leader
Today we had a US practice battle with the Golds and we won! Club Penguin was still down today, but we tried to work our way around it by logging on using our phones. Yes, unfortunately this is what it’s coming down to. We managed to max 9 and average 8. Read on for pictures!
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