Hello,

The Doritos raided Fjord today, as their first act of war. Even though raids are pointless, they still felt that they had to raid us. Fighting first took place in the Boiler Room, where each army was just about equal in size. After fighting in the Boiler Room, the DCP retreated to the Ice Berg where we soon followed. The battle commenced after a skirmish in then Stadium. Overall, I really don’t think there can be a winner in a raid, so we’ll just call it a tie.

There might be 15 Nachos in this picture, I don’t know.

These jokes are not even funny.

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Comment if you made it!

-Talex

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Wednesday 11th of March

DEFENCE OF SLEET [USA]

8PM EST

7PM CST

6PM MST

5PM PST

12AM GMT

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Today the Doritos have declared war on us in an attempt to kill the army. I very much expect everyone to do all they can to make DCP f*** off.

They actually possess the most pathetic and down right moronic leaders I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting in this community [Yes, that’s aimed at you in particular Mustapha]. Expect to read the most cringy, unfunny, English-butchering and baseless posts you’ve ever read if you visit their site. I’m not even exaggerating here. I’ve fought against so many different armies, many of whom write flame posts, but DCP’s are by far the worst.

I genuinely look forward to seeing whatever nonsense they can come up with this time, remember that last war where they tried to frame us for multilogging and failed? Lol. If any Doritos are reading this post, if you get one thing out of it other than understanding I and many other Nachos dislike you intently please let it be this, keep the war clean and don’t utilise unorthodox tactics, it makes you look bad. It’s bad enough that you’re declaring war on the 10th placed army when you’re 3rd at least don’t give evidence of how pathetic you’re being by using underhanded methods in an attempt to win. [No doubt that you’ll ignore this.]

Now Nachos, we might not be in the best of states. In fact, we’re in a pretty bad state, but this is not the worst situation we’ve ever been in, and we’ve pulled through times far worse than this. Let’s us not let some very low quality copy of the Nachos defeat us. We have what it takes to rise up and make DCP realise that they’ve made a mistake. I know we do. I’ve seen it happen countless times.

If you care about the Nachos, even a little, you’ll do all you can to help us raise to great heights again. The stakes are against us my friends, but I’m certain we can reverse them. To all Nachos, past and present, go out and bring us victory.

Viva los Nachos!

“I don’t march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas”- Shadow2446

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

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Hola!

With our great victory over LT [even if they didn’t show up :lol:] we had some more owner changes after a meeting. Darkman decided to retire, thank you to him for everything he’s done for the Nachos, I’ll miss you mate.

The owner changes are as follows;

• Fluffy will move up to the rank of Field Marshall [2ic] to directly replace Darkman.
• Talex will move up to the rank of General [3ic] to replace Fluffy’s vacancy.
• Zek [Tootal] has been promoted to General to give him further capabilities in leading our AUSIA Division.

If you have any questions or concerns about these changes, please speak to a leader.

Keep  up the good work everyone.

Thank you,

~Chrisi Blule

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I’m Sorry for leaving without an explanation, It’s just something that’s gotta be done. I won’t be back. Keep on fighting Nachos, I know you guys will rise to the top again, I believe in you all.

I love you guys ❤ Goodbye.

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Hola Nachos,

After a few weeks of deciding with leaders whether we need a youtube channel, I made ‘Nacho World TM”. I have already uploaded a video and I am thinking of live streaming the event today with my voice (I will try to sound a bit softer this time round from my Main Channel). It probably be 1.5 hours long so it might take 15 minutes to become a video. Please subscribe so we can get noticed!!

Video:

Channel link:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTTWupf-wsq3wHAnJsE0KNw

Viva Los Nachos,

Zekrom rules, Nacho 4ic and Nacho AUS leader

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Yes.

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It’s not about when you ever fall or ever rise, it is about what you do with it, not giving up when you have fallen nor being overconfident in your success’s – Zekrom Rules, Nacho 4ic and Nacho AUS Leader.

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