Dear Nacho friends,

We had a special invasion today. One that will lead to war with out targeted army: Ice Warriors. Before the event started the leaders were very secretive on the server, room and who we were invading. This was to keep anyone outside of the nacho army from sending bots or otherwise attempting to stop our plans. Unfortunately the bots managed to find us. However we did not let that stop us. This event took place on the server Zipline. It started in the EPF Command room then continued at the Berg. Afterwards the event concluded in the town.We maxed 18 and averaged 15

Here’s the only pics we got:

COMMENT IT YOU MADE IT!

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Why are we invading them? To invade them.

** ❗ FRIDAY ❗ **

VERY IMPORTANT EVENT

Invasion of Sub Zero [US]

Date: Friday, December 19th

Server: Sub Zero

Time:

8:00PM EST

7:00PM CST

6:00PM MST

5:00PM PST

1:00AM UK

||GOAL: 18+||

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Hey Nachos! Okay, so the Nachos Ownership want to make sure we know all of our active troops and Important details about them so please fill in this form:

Name:

Rank:

Division (US, UK or AUS):

Is Nachos The First Army You Joined:

What Other Armies Are You In? 

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Gliding o’er all, through all,

Through nature, time, and space,

As a ship on the waters advancing,

The voyage of the soul, not life alone-

Death, many deaths I’ll sing.

-Walt Whitman

War is never wanted. War is inevitable; a necessary evil. Today, two days after the victory over the Water Vikings, I speak to you.

War has begun! A great crusade for a bright Nacho future has been launched! The Ice Warriors shall be our adversary! I call you all to arms! The Empire’s future is at great risk.

I, Chancellor Shiver li Nachonnnia, have given the Ice Warriors multiple offers for peace. I wished to extend my hand to them in friendship! They denied my advances, proving their malicious intents. They have proven they do not sit on the same side as us.

The Holy Nachonnian Empire hereby declares a state of war between the Empire and the Ice Warriors.

They will be promptly invaded. They have resolved to oppose us as part of their Grand Alliance. We shall not bow to ACP’s alliance attacks once more.  This could have been clean! They could have avoided conflict, buy stand in our path, blocking our future! Today, I proclaim to the Ice Warriors; the entire Nacho Army stands against you! They shall answer us! Every journey begins with a single step. This is the first step. We shall fight, and we shall struggle, and in the end, the future shall be ours! All hail Nachonnia!

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Raid [US]

Date: Thursday, December 18th

Server: TBD

Time:

7:00PM EST

6:00PM CST

5:00PM MST

4:00PM PST

12:00AM UK

||GOAL: 20+||

Hello,

It’s time to get back to work. Following this raid, we will announce our next target, and they will become our primary focus for the upcoming week. Though our success in war is ultimately dependent on how consistently well we can perform down the stretch, it will help to make a dominant first impression, so try to attend this raid. Let’s make our statement.

~Beeky

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Their wave couldn’t rise to where we soar.

Hello,

As of December 16h, 2014, the Water Vikings have surrendered the war to the Holy Nachonnian Empire. Only a few short days ago, WV gave us three options to maintain peace: merge, give them nearly all of our servers, or become a colony under them. They also offered us a fourth option. Though it didn’t really involve keeping peace.

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Hey Nachos its me 3rd in command Baseball1043! Today we beat the snot out of the Water Vikings in our invasion of cabin.Cabin now has a Nacho flag raising over it high and proud! But like normal bots raided our battle so we had to go into one of the Water Viking’s Igloo’s too fight… We maxed around 20 and averaged 15.Anyway here are some pictures from the invasion we just had.(WARNING There is ALOT of pictures in the post.)

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Hey Nachos! UK Leader Zing King To here. Now, I am pleased to announce that we have just successfully defeated the Water Vikings in a UK Invasion. Their server of Christmas now has a huge Nachonnia flag right in the middle.  We maxed 16 and squashed the Water Vikings like the little gremlin smurfs that they are.

Aww has Bepboy done a poopy?

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 The Nachos have claimed Great White

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We logged onto Sparkle, Town for our Invasion of Sparkle event, and this was kind of a weird event, since WV had bots put in place in our event, I did not get many good pics, and the max we got was about 16, and the average was about was 14-15.

Well done to all the Nachos that did come to the event though!

Here are some of the pics that I got:

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