i would love  to stay, but (insert title name here) School got me f’ed up this year

Farewell, ~Darkman

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Hello, today Nachos, we logged onto our beloved server of Fjord, to fight against the Ice Warriors, I was expecting yet another disappointing event, however, I was pleasantly surprised, we maxed 14, and had around 10-13 for most of the event. We first logged on at the Forts for pre-battle tactics, before bombing the Ice Warriors in the town, where we fought for awhile, IW then retreated to the Stadium, where we continued to attack them. This event was certainly a victory for the Nachos.  This event went well, considering our events over the past 2 weeks, and it proves that we will pull ourselves out of this slump, because we are arguably the greatest army to ever been a part of this community.

Size: 7/10: Now, under normal circumstances, this would be a poor size, but for the time being this is a pretty good size, and we’ll definitely expand upon it, so that we are getting 30+ troops consistently again, which is our biggest goal.

Tactics: 9/10: Very little to fault in the tactics, maybe just tighten things up a little bit; make sure you’re in the line, and always perform tactics as soon as they are given on Xat.

Thank you!

~Chrisi Blule

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Nachos,

I came on chat today to find that the only ones there for the UK event were Emily and I. Emily decided to recruit, which is awesome. I on the other hand decided to go to the event even if it was just gonna be me there. So I logged on to Fjord Town and was surprised to be greeted by Legofan Cy who wasn’t on chat, but still on cp. Later Wilson showed up followed by Beeky. This event started in the Town, then Lego and I went to the Forts and beach where we met Wil and Beeky. Thanks for coming you guys, I’m glad we at least tried even though we were very small. I really hope things will change soon for the good of The Nacho Army.

Pics of the event taken by Wilson and I:

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HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEN?

Darkman was last seen at La Cantina doing a dangerously large amount of high alcoholic shots. After that, he was kicked out of the Cantina and wandered off in a drunken stupor. He has not been seen since.

Max43810 was last seen having a poker game with multiple UK members of armies. “He just kept betting and betting and betting” Said Cassius Brutus, one of the attendants. “He lost 50,000 in a single go. He threw a fit and splashed his tea in my face” concerned poker player Daniel said. If you have seen him, contact the EU Division HQ.

Chrisi Blule was last seen at a the Premier League Game in Fjord. Chrisi was causing a ruckus in the crowd, and was kicked out by the staff, but he wouldn’t leave. The guards ended up beating him up and throwing him out, banning him from the stadium .There are reports Chrisi was last seen at the St. Puck Hospital, but those are rumors.

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If you have seen any of them? If so please, go to http://xat.com/nachoshq and contact an owner if you have seen them.

We need you ;-;

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Hola Nachos,

We logged onto Fjord [1 bar] today for a friendly battle with the Ice Warriors. This was a rematch of the Legends Cup final, in which both sides had outstanding sizes. That was not the case today, however. Our opponents had around 20, while we maxed 10. Our tactics were decent for the most part, but I expect improvement as we continue to rebuild.

Thanks to those who actually decided to attend today’s battle.

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Greetings Nachos, today we logged on for a USA PB with the Light Troops. I really don’t know what was going on with them, but the left. But, something as that does not stop the wonderful, glorious Nachos! We did some spot on tactics. Good job guys. Next time, everyone should try to attend, that would be gooooood. We are back on track. The long road to glory! Viva Los Nachos! Comment if you made it.

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Fun fact, I’ve been doing these since 2012, and I still haven’t reached a year’s worth of polls yet, oops.

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❗ Practice Battle [UK] ❗

Date: Friday, September 12th, 2014

 ❗ Practice Battle [US] ❗

Date: Friday, September 12th, 2014

Server: TBD|| Room: TBD

Times:

1:00AM UK

8:00PM EST

7:00PM CST

6:00PM MST

5:00PM PST

Hi all,

There’s no doubt that these past two weeks have been a great struggle for us, but to be completely honest with you, I’ve never felt so much life in this army in a dark time than I do right now. I know we can rise above adversity again; I’ve seen us do it plenty of times before, but this is really a team-effort. As some of you may know, we were in a pretty similar situation last year, and all we ever did during those months was watch ourselves burn, and ask why. We can’t afford to do that again, and I promise you that if we do, we won’t be living very far into the future. I know what I want for this army, and I’m willing to do what it takes to bring us back up to the top, but ultimately, it’s up to you and what you want to accomplish.

There’s no reason why we can’t start to turn things around this week – I know you haven’t all disappeared. I see so many different troops throughout the day, but it always seems like you guys can’t all converge at one time to go to an event. Just imagine what we could do if you did.

~Beeky

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