Hi all,

DCP was surprisingly large today, and though they had us by a good five troops or so for most of the battle, they unfortunately fail to realize that sitting in one formation and doing emotes at a moderate pace does not denote a victory. And I’m not exaggerating on this either – we were in the berg for 20 minutes, and they didn’t change formations once. However by now, we should all know that’s DCP’s primary strategy when they have big sizes, so this shouldn’t come off to any of us as unexpected. On the flip side, our tactics were up to a high standard once again, and we completely crushed them with a wide range of bombs and a narrower (yet expanding) range of formations. We maxed 35 in the battle room, and had a chat size of 42 throughout the battle. 

DCP charged both rooms 10 seconds early, (and are currently denying it, I might add) so we did end up having quite a few people locked out at one point, but thankfully, that didn’t really matter much. DCP will obviously claim victory and start unintelligently insulting us as per usual, but I urge you to take everything they say with a grain of salt. They can do all the talking they feel is necessary, we’ll just keep on doing what we do best.

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Hola Nachos!

Today, Our US/UK Divisions logged onto Cabin (1 bar server) To defend it from the DCP. This was a successful event as we managed to max a size of 30 Nachos, and average a size of 27 Troops. This event lasted for 15 minutes, until the Doritos logged off early and admitted defeat – Another Nacho Victory 😀 

Our tactics and size were good on Club Penguin, considering that this event was an hour earlier than what we usually have scheduled. Thank you to all the Troops who attended – If we work together like this for the entire week, I have no doubt in my mind that We can win the Legend’s Cup battle this weekend!

Chrisi Blule will add pictures once he’s done googling Blue ❤ 

Chrisi: I appologise for the quality of my pictures being bad (in terms of people doing tactics), it was my first time using Lightshot, and I really don’t like it, I’m just gonna stick with MS Paint, ty.

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Hola Nachos!

Before I begin writing about anything else, I’d like to take a moment to give thanks and to let you all know what exactly has happened in this army over the past few months.

Our Greatest Victory Is NOT In Never Falling, But In Rising Each Time We Do

Over the past four months, beginning in mid April, the Nacho Army had been going through it’s most difficult time in its history. Our sizes were low, we slacked off with recruiting, and everyone was tired after multiple wars in a row. Once we dropped to “S.M.A.P”, the entire army community laughed at us and many stated, “The Nachos will never recover from this”.

They couldn’t have been more wrong.

One thing I’ve noticed during my time of being in this army is that we never lose hope. No matter how difficult a task seemed to be, or how high a mountain there was to climb, we trusted and believed in each other – relying on one another and knowing we could do anything.

Thank you to each and every troop in this army for their hard work, dedication and team work over the past few months. Those qualities are the ones that has kept us going. Even in our darkest hours – it was YOU who never gave up. Each day, you would log on full of cheerfulness, full of hope, full of ideas and full of plans for the army. You gave us all something to look forward to, something to believe in. This is a gratitude that can’t ever be paid.

That is one of the greatest things about this army.

Most importantly, I’d like to mention the work that has been put in over the past three weeks. The tasks you have done over this period of  time has made this army strong again – your recruiting, your constant belief, and your friendship. I cannot stress enough how much of a positive impact that it’s had in the Nachos.

 It’s Time To Go One Step Further.

You, the troops, are an inspiration, This army and the entire community is lucky to have people like yourselves rising through the ranks. Without you, we would be nothing  – which is why we believe that you DESERVE something to show for it.

Nacho’s Legend’s Cup 2014: 

As most of you know by now, our Legend’s Cup Battle against the Dark Warriors is quickly approaching, With the battle taking place this Sunday. This battle is by far our most important event of the year so far:

 We need as many troops as possible to attend.

I believe that we can win this Battle, Nachos. Heck, I believe that we can win this ENTIRE Tournament. We have something that NO OTHER army has – we’re a family. We stick together through thick and thin and we BELIEVE in ourselves. Other people are casting us off – they don’t think that the Nachos can have an impact in this Tournament. I’ll tell you what, they under-estimate us.

Now IS the time to  prove this community wrong, once again.

We are the Great Nacho Empire, Back to Back March Madness Winners, Biggest Army of 2013, Funniest Army of 2013. We are also the STRONGEST Army. We are considered “The Underdogs” of this tournament, Nachos. CPAC were shocked by our tactics and our size in our previous Battle against Chaos. Let’s shock them again. Now IS our time, and 2014 IS and still WILL be our year. We’ve done an outstanding job getting back on top, rising above everything and above all and remaining true to this army. Can we go one step further?

Due to the fact that this is indeed the “Legend’s Cup,” we will be revisited by some of our own Legends for this event such as Joker, Puckley, Shadow, Tanman, Chrisi Blule, along with some others that will be a paying visit.

Let’s do them proud Nachos, prove to them that we are continuing their legacy. Let’s prove to EVERYONE that we are still the Nachos of our Golden Age, that we still have the best troops this community has  ever seen, that we have incredible tactics as WELL as size,  and that we CAN beat the Dark Warriors, no matter how much people doubt us.

Nobody’s words has ever gotten to us before, let’s not let their doubt get to use now. As long as WE believe that we can win, We can do it.

The Nacho Army can do ANYTHING we set our minds on:

>>>Legend’s Cup Battle vs Dark Warriors<<<

[All Divisions]

Date: Sunday, August 10th, 2014

Server: Klondike || Room: Ice Berg

Times:

11:30 AM PST

12:30 PM MST

1:30 PM CST

2:30 PM EST

7:30 PM GMT

PROMOS IF WE REACH 50+

Sombreros Together, Nachos Forever.

 – Beeky, Weazelkid, Laoise, Nacho Army Leaders.

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If anybody, and I mean anybody PC’s you asking to join their army, tell an owner immediately, and put that person on ignore.

Thank you for your cooperation.

~Beeky

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Hola Nachos! Today we Logged on to rocky road and succesfully defended it form the doritos, the battle was confusing as everyone was wearing orange, but it went well, we maxed 28 and averaged 20, not the greatest but everyone did the tactics. The Doritos wont hear the end of this one. GREAT JOB TODAY NACHOS!

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**Video to be posted soon if Danny gets off his lazy butt**

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Video of our AUSIA Nachos defending Alaska from the Doritos:

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Before I begin, take a look at this, it’s hilarious. >HERE<

Ok, DCP.

I’d like to point out that’d I would probably make the “Ok, DCP.” part of this post regardless of whether we were at war with them, because it is the kind of thing that is ridiculously annoying; lying to potential recruits.

I’m not even going to make this long, because the general gist of what I would say can be seen in my “Ok, LT” post >here<.

But take a look at their description.

Yes. “1st”.

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And Their Awful Memes

Ok, so let’s take a look at one of those wonderful meme posts that DCP keep making, even though they’re so hard to look at, because they are both a butchery of the English language, memes, and my brain.

Clearly, being DCP, they need considerable help locating items on our website, so here is a a quick guide to locating our golden ages.

DCP, no one is saying that this is a Golden Age yet, what we are saying, is that if we continue to improve at the rate we are, then it most certainly will be. I’d also like to apologise if I’ve offended anyone by not denoting their time in the Nachos as a “Golden Age”… pls don’t eat me 😦

 It’s “you’re”.

And I do believe our troops enjoy the Nachos, ty.

Yes, Beeky is clearly not a Nacho leader;

Clearly.

(And there’s also the fact that Beeky is a really good leader, no matter what nonsense your army spouts.)

Please, do not subject the army community to more of this brain torture. Honestly, this is the worst use of memes that I have ever seen in CP Armies, (well, asides RPF’s last yeah -shivers-), and memes are usually used pretty badly in CP Armies. Stop, they weren’t funny, they weren’t interesting, please, do yourself a favour, just stop.

Edit: In the time that it has taken me to write this post, Mustapha has made a post that says this;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH M8?

Are you just a pathological liar who can’t bare to criticise your troops (which would make you a lousy leader), or are you extremely deluded? The best part is the part where they expect everything to be better because “the legends returned”, basically this is DCP admitting that their leadership was poor, and needed revamping. But now they have 6 leaders. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what kind of army has 6 leaders? Seriously, if you have 6 leaders, your army genuinely has leadership issues, and there is no way it’s an actual functional army. Oh my god, you guys are hilarious. Thank you for filling the void that RPF left ever since we haven’t been at war with them. Now, if you’d excuse me, I’m going to go laugh myself to death, au revoir.

-Chrisi Blule

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Hi all,

When I said that this would need to be the best performance we’ve had all year, you guys obviously didn’t take it lightly. This was literally the best event I’ve been to in a very, very long time. Unfortunately, we didn’t have much a chance to really fight Chaos since their size was low, but we were still able to pull of some spectacular tactics. Everything we’ve practiced over the past few weeks were shown in full-effect here,  and they were all, for the most part, exquisitely executed and candy for the eyes. However, I do remember that when doing the waterfall/rake combination tactic, there were some people who stood rather idle in the piles, which somewhat brought down its effectiveness, though complaining about that is pretty much just nitpicking as this point.

In addition, we maxed 40 in the battle room, and had about five or six people locked out – that’s awesome. We haven’t broken 40 in almost four months now, so getting that size really did feel nice. As it stands right now, we’ll be facing DW sometime next weekend. That’s going to be a pretty difficult battle, and we’re going to have to perform even better than we did today if we want to win that one, but I know we can do it. All you have to do is show up and be responsive. That’s all we ask. Click “read more” for the pictures.

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Hola Nachos, today we logged on to invade misty we maxed 13 averaged 8 but our tactics were horrifying. half of our troops were AFK the entire event, this is unacceptable and must be worked on. Other than that DCP maxed 2 so we won either way, but it was certainly not a battle to remember.

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