Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Notable Tournament Championships
Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII
Here are the best pictures from March 9th [Sunday] to March 15th [Saturday]. This is mainly for the use of any news sites that arrange Top 10 armies, but you can look through the pictures if you want Nachos!
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Good evening,
Quite a bit earlier today, we had to deal with an increasingly hostile DCP as we duked it out on Fjord (one bar server). Our size for a SATURDAY event was widely disappointing, and highly unacceptable, and we were only able to reach 20, with an average of 18. Do not let it happen again, or there will be consequences. On the flip-side, our tactics were pretty well-done, and I know that we can carry in that same intensity into tomorrow’s battle. It’s almost time to pierce through the frozen heart, and I hope that you accompany me on another leg of this journey towards total victory.
The carnage continues,
~Beeky
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Hola Nachos,
It’s your leader Danny here preparing you for one of the biggest battles of the year. I received this inspiration for a post by one of my good friends (Pie1530) when I was looking through the archives on the site. I understand some of you may already know these helpful tips but this is mainly directed to the newer soldiers. The tips I’m about to give you will help us to win battles, wars, and tournaments such as the one we are currently in.
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SUMMIT – A tragedy has struck the Doritos of Club Penguin as a number of troops have committed mass suicide during today’s battle against the Nachos. The ultimate reason remains unclear, but multiple reports seem to confirm that it was a result of the pressure and extreme abuse from DCP dictator, Mustapha10. According to the reports, DCP failed to achieve sizes to the expectation of their dictator, and the troops were threatened “to spend a day with Elmikey.” Mustapha10 declined to comment on the situation and reports, and simply responded with “Fuck off, faggots.” This marks the third scandal this month involving the DCP dictator.
This is a developing story.
~Puckley, This.Is.A.Joke.News. Reporter
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Hola Nachos!
Today at 4:00PM PST the grand Nacho Army logged in for the well anticipated Invasion of Ice Breaker, against the Lightning Strikers.
The Lightning Strikers decided to get some help from Redemption Force and Ice Hounds to defend their server. Even with all of their combined efforts, they could not compare to our size and tactics and surrendered in the end.
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Hola Nachos,
I wish to inform you that we have a very important Defense today. I am requiring all soldiers in this army to come and attend this battle to the best of their ability to defend the motherland. We have to show our dominance of Fjord. We need to show which army in the community is one of the largest and most tactical armies in all of Club Penguin. I can tell you that the Doritos are no where near that. DCP believes that they can just come onto OUR land with no consent and receive no retaliation? Well Nachos, it’s time to show them that this was a dumb decision.
~ Danny
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Howdy Nachos!
Another successful invasion of Cabin! Maxed around 12. Although the Nachos did pretty well, our tactics were a little on a the sad side, but nothing we can’t fix. I hope to see more and more Nachos on as events pass so keep on recruiting guys! Reminder: The Nachos have a Semi-Final Tournament Battle this coming Sunday (March 16th 2014)! We need every Nacho, so please be there!
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Hola Nachos,
Nachos we have successfully invaded the server Antarctic. Yeah I know, it’s a safe-chat server but hey, it’s another server that has been added to our empire. We have just begun expanding the Nacho Empire and many servers will be added to our glorious army weekly. Today we maxed 18 on Club Penguin with some outstanding tactics. We had a rough start at the beginning of the event but as time went on, we gained some size. This was pretty decent for a weekday event and I could not have asked for anything better.
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Edict of the Nacho Emperor concerning recruitment and promotion opportunities. Please read this post.
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Operation Pxyis, Leg I
Result: Decisive Nacho victory
Read on for a detailed summary of the battle.
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