Hola Nachos!

The Club Penguin Times is preparing for the holiday season in a fun way with a lot of benefits! For the first 25 days in December, they will be giving all sorts of things through a contest each day leading up to Christmas. They will be giving away Coin Codes, Card-Jitsu Codes, Innocent Smoothie Codes, a CP Magazine Code, and FIVE 1 month membership cards! Also, on December 25, there will be a mega giveaway where a ton of prizes will be handed out!

The first contest starts today, so if you want to win some prizes click >>HERE<< to go to the CPT website! Also, go to this link here: http://www.clubpenguintimes.com/2012/11/27/cp-times-25-days-of-giveaways/ to find out the full details of all the giveaways.

If you want to get a membership for your penguin, now is the time!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we had a tactics session on Fjord! Despite the late notice, we were still absolutely amazing! We may have even reached 40+ Nachos at one point! All the leaders are very proud of all of you! However, we cannot stop here, Nachos. We must continue to improve and maintain what we have gained. How great would it be to reach 40+ Nachos at every event? We can do it too, Nachos, but we just need the contributions of every single one of you. The time is now, Nachos.

Once again, Nachos, excellent job today! Thank you to all who came! All who came will receive 15 medals!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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➡ TODAY

Nachos vs. Ice Warriors

***PROMOTION EVENT***

Date: Sunday, December 2nd [TODAY]

Server: Fjord, Snow Forts

Time:

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 8:00 pm GMT

Opponent: Ice Warriors

|| 30+ EXPECTED ||

• 20 Nachos – 3 medals
• 25 Nachos – 5 medals
• 30 Nachos – 10 medals
• 35 Nachos – 15 medals
• 40+ Nachos – 20 medals

Promotions will be released after the event.

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT! (2 MEDALS)

Hola Nachos!

We are having a practice battle against the Ice Warriors this Sunday! This is a very important battle because the IW are a very good army, and we must perform to the best of capabilities! I expect to see at least 30 Nachos there at the battle, so I want you to try as hard as you can to attend this event! We will need all of our troops there if we want to do well! Lastly, if you attend this event, your chance of a promotion is very likely – just a hint! The time is now, Nachos!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Tactics Session – TODAY

Date: TODAY

Server: Fjord (most likely)

Time:

➡ 9:00 pm EST

➡ 8:00 pm CST

➡ 7:00 pm MST

➡ 6:00 pm PST

GMT Excused

Make sure to attend! We will try new and different tactics! Also, if you have an idea for a tactic feel free to mention it! We may even try it at the event!

Hola Nachos!

Sorry for the late notice, but we needed to schedule an event for today as we have only had 1 or 2 events this week. It’s been a couple days since our last event, so everyone should be fresh and ready to go! See you then!

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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❗ LOG ON TO KLONDIKE, ICE RINK. BATTLE IS NOW ❗

Nachos vs. Ninjas

Date: Sunday, December 9th

Server: Klondike, Stadium

Time:

➡ 12:00 PM PST,

➡ 1:00 PM MST,

➡ 2:00 PM CST,

➡ 3:00 PM EST,

➡ 8:00 PM UK

Aloha! Recently, the Nachos have agreed to entering the CPAC Christmas Chaos Tournament. We are very familiar with this tourney seeing how we won it last year under the leadership of Ads, Ads, and Ads. Just kidding, it was Ads, Hurricane, and Chrisi. It was a very fun tournament and we did extremely well. I know we can win it again this time so let’s kick some monkey ass. We will be facing the Ninjas in the first round, a tough opponent so let’s so them what we’re made of!

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!

~I Am Bored, Ads354~

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Hola Nachos!

This is Yoangelyo with a post on our past war with the Black Alliance. (BA)

We, the Fruit Alliance are made up of Nachos, Ice Warriors, ArmyRepublic, Metal Warriors, Doritos, and ACP (Army of CP) (and yes, we were fighting alongside ACP too) The Fruit Alliance were battling the Black Alliance which are made up of SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics), Light Troops, Shadow Troops, Pirates, and UMA (Underground Mafia Army). I will be writing about the Nacho part in the war not the other armies parts.

Nachos started battling SWAT November 11^th on server Blizzard.

Towards the beginning of the war, Ganger 20 (Swat leader) posted a screenshot on the SWAT’S website with me telling people to log on to what I thought was an event where we were helping IceWarriors. Iceyfeet PC’d me saying Ice Warriors were having an event with Pirates. He said IceWarriors were green for the event and Pirates were black. (I don’t remember the reason he said why) So I logged everyone in. After I logged people in, I said “I believe we’re helping Ice Warriors.” Then. Iceyfeet PM’d me saying “lolno, that’s ACP.” Then in PC he said to me, “Wait, don’t say anything in main for a minute.” Ganger was in there so I didn’t know if he was hacking it or what. So as I wasn’t saying anything, Ganger took the shot. Not a big deal in the end, they were just trying to scare us. Swat fail.

On the 10^th, Shiver cleverly hid an event schedule in a post titled ‘My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.’ The event was scheduled on a picture of Rainbow Dash. The event was scheduled at 12:00AM EST on November 11^th on Mammoth. It WAS a 24 hour notice, SWAT just never bothered to load the pictures (or probably even bothered to look at the post at all.) The invasion was successful with 8 Nachos to 0 SWAT.

After the invasion, there were quite a few retirements across the Black Alliance armies. First, on the 12^th, Waterkid100 announced he was retiring the Pirates. 2 days after Waterkid, (The 14^th) Pain of LightTroops announced he was he was retiring Light Troops. Another 2 days after Pain, (the 16^th) both Cul of SWAT and Skipper of UMA announced they were retiring also. (See a pattern? Every 2 days a retirement.)

Swat announced they were surrendering the war to us on the 15^th. (The day before Cul retired) But, unless they coughed up Breeze and stopped claiming ownership to Fjord, we;d keep invading them.

The war with SWAT officially ended on the 26^th.

Part 2 of the war was with Light Troops which didn’t actually last to long so I have really nothing to write about it.

Nachos, in this whole war we owned and prevailed. Awesome job.

Viva Los Nachos!

~Yoangelyo

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*CARD JITSU IS NOW FULL*

*FIND FOUR IS NOW FULL*

*SNOWBALL FIGHT IS NOW FULL*

*SLED RACE IS NOW FULL*

Yep, it’s that time again, Nacho games time! :O The war is officially over, and it is pretty much December, so, let the sign ups begin! Continue reading →

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Today, Nachos, we lost one of our great soldiers, Samurai Fire. Sam was an incredible soldier who was definitely one the best troops that we had in the Nachos. He was definitely a great all-around person and leader, and it was a pleasure to know him. Unfortunately, his time in the Nachos has been cut short, but he hopes to return to the Nachos one day. Until then, Sam, on behalf of all the Nachos, we thank you for everything that you’ve done for us, and we wish you the best of luck in all that you do! We’ll see you again soon, Sam!

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In our first event in our rebuilding session of this month, we did very good. We maxed 25, averaged 20 with less than 24 hour notice. Great, job and remember, we have an event tomorrow at the same time this one on White House. Great job today, everyone who comes will receive 3 medals for their hard work!

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“The mind needs books, like a sword needs a whetstone”

  ~Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

Welcome to the Second Annual Nacho Story Competition.

This is a test of writing creativity, and general talent in the story making business. As you know, there is a story page on this site [ https://nachoarmy.wordpress.com/nacho-story-book/] the page offers a wide range of Nacho Stories, and now YOU have the chance to have your story placed on that page, as well as some other cool stuff.

Here are the rules/specification [read these to avoid disqualification!]:

1. You may write about anything, but it MUST be Nachos related [You can make it real life, you don’t have to make it all Club Penguin, as long as it involves the Nachos]
2. You MUST have good SPAG[Spelling, punctiation, and grammar] . Any stories with insanely bad SPAG will be DQ’ed. I’m not here to translate nonsense.
3. You must NOT be called Talex831.
4. You must include ANYTHING My Little Pony related. (Shiver Edit: DAMMIT) You WILL be instantly DQ’ed.
5. You should try to keep language clean. Any cuss words MUST be censored [Due to WP’s Terms and Conditions] For example; F@!#.
6. YOUR STORY MUST BE AT LEAST 350 WORDS. THE BEST STORIES WILL BE AT LEAST 600!!!!!

This year, you will have four story themes to choose from:

1. Nacho School.
2. Specialist Nacho Task Force [A bit unoriginal these days, but I enjoy the different ways this is played out]
3. A medieval Nacho Story
4. A Nacho War [VERY unoriginal]

This year the stories will be marked out of 60, by me and a couple of other people:

20 marks: Available for creativity

20 marks: Available for structure, and language.

10 marks: For entertainment.

5 marks: For using the correct tenses, and maintaining a single viewpoint throughout (For example, don’t switch from 3rd person to 1st person mid story) Tip: DO NOT USE A FIRST PERSON STRUCTURE!

5 marks: For SPAG Score 0 on this, and you will be DQ’ed.

How to submit your stories?

Your stories SHOULD be submitted to Chrisiblule@gmail.com [You can do this by a. Writing the story in an email, and sending it to me, or by writing it in Microsoft Word, and sending it to me. YOU MUST NOT SEND IT ANY OTHER FORMAT OR I WILL NOT OPEN IT!]

In your story you MUST:

• Provide your name
• A title
• And your theme

If you can not send it in an email to me, then you should make it in a comment >>>here<<<. You MUST notify me on chat if you submit it there.

I strongly advise sending it to me in an email however.

YOU HAVE UNTIL THE 5TH OF DECEMBER 2012 TO SUBMIT YOUR STORY.

Prizes:

1st Place. A chat promotion for 3 weeks, possibly xats (not many, I don’t have loads) and your story in the Nacho Story Book. And a place forever in the Hall of Winners.

2nd Place: A chat promotion for 2 weeks, and your story in the Nacho Story Book.

3rd Place: A chat promotion for 1 week, and your story in the Nacho Story Book.

Any other worth candidate: 2 day chat promotion, and your story in the Nacho Story Book.

~

Please have fun when writing your stories!

“May the odds ever be in your favour” [The Hunger Games.]

~Chrisi Blule

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