Nacho Army of Club Penguin

❗ Location of battle changed to Server: SNOW FORT:!:

Aloha! After defeating WW in an honorable match, we will go on to face ACP and NW in the Semi-Finals. This will be one of the greatest battles known to CP armies, and we get to be apart of it! I know I’ve said this a lot of times, but Pie and I know that we could  win this tourney. Winning this will do so much for us like, Becoming number 1, getting tons of recruits, 2 promotion days in 1 month (Just for that month), a trophy, and an lolwut invasion. You must make it because we ARE the strongest army on CP, but people just don;t realize that, so we need to show them that.

Some or most of you will probably make up a lame excuse on how you need to do your homework or I lost connection. You see, it doesn’t work like that, you aren’t in this army for that, this is a CP army where inactivity is unacceptable. “NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS”, that’s what I want to see, not someone who doesn’t have faith in us. Just because ACP can get 60+ at events doesn’t mean we can’t get 100+ at this battle. We have 100+ active people in the Nachos, it would make me feel so great if you all came? This is our time to shine! Nachos forever, my friends.

Army of Club Penguin Vs Night Warriors Vs Nachos

Where: Snow Fort, TOWN

When: Sunday, August 15

Times:

• 12 PM PST
• 1 PM MST
• 2 PM CST
• 3 PM EST
• 8 PM UK

Judging Panel:

• Flipper
• Saiyaman
• Sofia011

Special rules for this battle due to 3 different armies taking part. These rules ONLY apply to the battle between ACP Nachos and Night Warriors

• 7 rooms will be allowed to be used. They will be the Beach, Dock, Town, Stadium, Snow Forts, Plaza and Forest:

• If there is no conclusive winner, 10 minutes overtime will be played. Another 10 minutes will be played if there is still no winner. After this time, the judging panel will make their decision.
• If it becomes clear two armies are ganging up on one army, it will result in disqualification.

Comment if you can make it! Also, comment on what you want to do next week. If you idea is good, that’s what we will be doing.

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

Pie edit: Guys, this is why we fight in Club Penguin Armies. To have fun, to beat people, and to show that we are the strongest army in club penguin. Tomorrow will be one of the biggest days of the tournament, as 3 great armies who have worked pretty hard face off against eachother. Every single army that will fight tomorrow deserves to win. But unfortunitly not every army can win. Only one can win. It would be great to be that one army. Nobody expects those goofballs who call themselves the Nachos to win this tournament. We are the odd army out. But we are a special army. We are a bunch of guys and girls who go on CP and have fun. Be loose. Don’t stress tomorrow. This is all for fun and a poorly drawn trophy.

It really isn’t that hard to mach any of these armies. Heck, if we can get 50 – 60 on CP tomorrow, we could win. We  have the greatest tactics Club Penguin has ever seen. We need to show these armies that if you want to mess with the Nacho Empire, you’re gonna pay. Hey, someone has to pay. And I’ll tell you this right now, that army aint us.

Tomorrow will be a living hell. Armies will be on CP early and recruiting. Knowing ACP, they’ll be on 4 hours early. So how about we get on CP 1 hour and 15 minutes early? At 1:45, log on to CP, get your fat nice ass to the town, and recruit like you have never recruited before. This will be a key area to control tomorrow. If we can capture the town, we can easily take an advantage.

Remeber guys, play smart, and have fun.

“I couldn’t think of anything more enjoyable, then making 1000 Club Penguin Soldiers shut up.”

~*Pie1530*

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Person Edit – The Watex Warriors claim that they won this battle because they were “winning for 17 minutes,” but then lost for the last 13 minutes. I’d like to explain to them, that you were not winning for 17 minutes. You were alone in the Snow Forts dancing by yourselves waiting for us to meet you there. However, you nearly made the room full, which made it impossible for the Nachos’ forces to meet you there! The Nachos had more or even the same amount of troops that you had on in the Snow Forts, while we were at the Plaza/Town.

In addition, even if you were winning for 17 minutes, and lost for the last 13 minutes, you still would have lost. Why? Battles are fought until the end. If your army can’t keep up with the Nachos’ capabilities, then I’m sorry to say that you deserved to lose that battle. I hope you reconsider your faulty logic, and stop blaming us for your incapabilities.

Maxing out at 40, the Nachos battled it out with the Watex Warriors on Snow Fort today. We had our troops in the Town, WW had their troops in the Snow Forts. The problem occurred when we tried charging the Snow Forts, and we could only get 10 to 15 troops in. We moved back to the town, recruited, and then to the Plaza. After around 18 minutes, WW FINALLY left the Snow Forts to charge us in the Plaza, which we defended with amazement. Both of our armies together were 70 or more at the peak, so  one army needed to receive a major blow so both armies could fight.

When the WW retreated back to the Snow Forts from their loss in the Plaza, we immediately charged the Snow Forts before all of their troops got ready. With a cake bomb, we dismantled them for several minutes, and made a chat bar line. We held our ground steadily until the end of the battle! This comeback is what gave us our victory today over the Watex Warriors!

Now for some pictures:

^ Nachos recruit before the battle.

^ Recruiting before the battle.

^ Nachos charge the Snow Forts, but most can’t get in because it’s full. (Note: the pic of WW chat, I couldn’t resist. They put their chat on their first post and that was the first thing I saw while on their site 😛 )

^ Nachos regroup to the Plaza and see some bots, we wait for WW.

^ I compare both army sizes, Nachos have a few more troops.

^ WW attempts to charge the Plaza.

^ the same thing that happened to us in our charge, happens to WW. They are overwhelmed because they could not fit.

^ Nachos see the opportunity to charge the Forts doing cake bombs. LET THEM EAT CAKE!

^ Nachos make a chatbar line. NACHOS: 27, WW: 17

^ Nachos perform a DOOM bomb.

^Doom bomb, once again.

^ Nachos go back to previous chat bar position. NACHOS: 32, WW: 21

^ Final minutes of battle, WW spams WAFFLE bombs while Nachos do various bombs while changing mid-emote.

^ WW takes the Nacho’s previous position while the Nachos make a line at the top. NACHOS: 37, WW: 20

^ Battle over. Nachos win. NACHOS: 30ish WW: 18

Comment if you had the pleasure of fighting today.

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Aka here.

I’ve got a request from one of the mod-ranked Nachos (Dashing Snow) to post this for you guys. Here you go:

Fellow Nachos,

This army is not about:
Blacks, Mexicans, Whites, Chuck Norris. 
…Or any racist term used. This army is about one thing- and one thing only. The Nachos.

We are orange and strong with our sombreros covering our heads. All we need is something called “confidence.” I know I have it. Do you? I’ve been hearing a lot of “ZOMG ITS ACP!! WE CAN’T BEAT THEM!!!11!!” I’m exasperated.  So what if ACP kicks our ass in a war? So what? If we try, that’s all that counts.

Chat Activeness: 

 Gah, Everyday I go on chat; it’s the same people over and over. Where’s everyone else?  Lately, I think some of you are forgetting the Nachos are just for fun. A silly Club Penguin game. However, even if it’s just a game, you should still be consistently active. You can have all those dim-witted excuses you want to not make events, but I’m tired of hearing them over and over from the same people. It’s not just me. The other troops, (Mods, Members, noobs) can’t take it either. When owners schedule events, and no owners show up, it’s up to the mods to take over YOUR event. You schedule it, you should make it.

Common excuses heard:

• “I can’t get on CP. My dad won’t let me.”
• “I’m going on vacation.”
• “I have homework.”  Alright, then why are you on chat?
• “My penguin is banned.” Then make a new one.
• “I can’t get on. There is a storm here.”  So why are you on the computer?

All used before. What’s next? An alien zapped away your computer?

Meanwhile while people don’t get on CP, I’ve seen lazy owners. I won’t point fingers, but I know certain owners that deserve a demotion.

Ads, you may want Cooper to remain a 3ic, but the rest of us want him gone. He’s constantly non-active, and hasn’t done anything to this army. The last time I heard from him was about a month ago. It was a post saying, “I’m going on vacation.” That’s it. That one sentence. It was quickly removed by a fellow owner.

 Anyways, we also have a chat problem caused recently. Noobs.
Noobs, please remember these rules:

• No Caps. Caps are annoying, it shows screaming.
• Don’t spy on other armies. Really, spying is pointless.
• Don’t be rude to other nachos.
• No Spamming.
• Stop leading Nachos to certain servers. Some of them aren’t even ours. We own: Fjord, White House, Blizzard, Mountain, Caribou, Aurora, and Berg.

Over the years, The Nachos have dealt with several noobs. Mods, can you realize that without noobs, we wouldn’t be here right now? Since eight year old noobs are impossible to negotiate with, you should explain carefully why they are about to be banned or guested. If they come on again after they are banned, they will do the same bad thing over. Make decisions wisely.

Members and Noobs, please don’t just listen to the leaders. Sometimes the leaders aren’t there, so that’s why we have 2ics and 3ics there to take over. If no owners are on, you listen to the mods.
 

Horny Hour/Cussing:

As much as we love horny hour, we should lay it down a little. We are losing valuable recruits. I have seen people quit because of disturbing things on chat. Stop.
The cussing should also be laid down. I think it’s fine if you cuss one bad word once in a while, but repetitively, over and over, it’s annoying. Nobody needs that.

Owners:

 Owners, if you are reading this you are probably thinking, “Dash isn’t the boss of me. AHAHAH.” Well, I’m not. I can always have my own opinion though. I really suggest spending more time adding people to the ranks other than being horny on chat. I wake up finding several members complaining they aren’t added to the site yet. It’s pretty annoying. If you actually did a little each day it wouldn’t be bad.

Now guys, I’m sorry this was so negative. I didn’t mean to put it that way. xD I just wanted to bring this up loud and clear from a mod’s point of view. Doing something about this.

We do have a lot of positives. We are getting bigger each and every day in reality. We recently made an “X” and a “oval” during the Mass Recruiting, which made lots of recruits 😀 Sure we may not be like 2007, but we improved a lot from 2009 to now.

Keep it up and we’ll be even BIGGER.

~Dashing Snow, Nacho Mod.
Btw- Sorry my “speech” is so long. D:

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Pie here,

There has been some talk about  our servers lately, so I thought it would be best to bring the discussion to the public.

The number of servers in an army is an important factor in how you work. Major armies tend to have more servers, while smaller armies usually only have a few. A few years ago, the Nacho Empire had over 30 servers. During our rise though, we only had 3 or 4 servers. After that, we decided to expand a bit, adding about 5 or6 servers. People have commented about the number of servers we have, with many different opinions. Now it is your time to decide. Should we expand, cut down, or stay the same? You can vote on the following poll:

Personaly, I think that we should cut down, as it gives us less servers to protect and more publicity on those 3 or 4 servers. You can vote for whatever you want to happen, and on Sunday the 15th, an anouncment will be made.

~*Pie1530*

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I understand, you guys have freedom of speech when you go outside and talk to friends and such, but do you realize that Nachoarmy chat is a worldwide chat? I mean if you make fun of somebody that isn’t freedom of speech that’s just being cruel and insulting a person. When you start talking in a disgusting way about something that isn’t freedom of speech that’s you trying to act cool and think you can say anything about something. Well sorry to say this, but since nachoarmy chat is a worldwide chat we have to keep what you say about something in pc or to yourself. If you don’t have nothing nice to say why do you say it?

Now if I hear another excuse like Freedom of speech you will still be kicked, banned, guested, or even gagged. I don’t want nachoarmy chat to become a bunch of irritating monkeys because they think freedom of speech still runs on a worldwide chat. So if you have something to say about something take it to pc to your friends online or even me I will gladly answer.

-Cobra

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Contains Language

Keeping with my traditional way of thinking, I’ve noticed a trend here. People tend to view me in one of two groups:

1. AkaBob22, the Co-Leader of the Nachos whose best friends are Jayson and Cobra, his love for all things anime can be found everytime when he logs on and logs off of chat. He has some cool catchphrases and is a great leader in battle, when he applies himself. He has four (going on five) years of experience in Club Penguin and Club Penguin Armies, and is still going strong. He has a larger ego than most people in the army, but that is what makes him a leader and not a follower. Overall a personality that I enjoy being around.
2. Aka, the stupid faggot who comes on chat and spams youtube links and thinks he’s like some sort of boss. I mean, seriously now, this guy thinks he is some sort of God! He has a horrible style of leading, and the Nachos were much better without him. He is too fucking strict on the rules and is like a chat nazi of sorts. He abuses his powers and never thinks of anyone but himself in the end. Not to meantion he leads some secretive cult of sorts called “KSF” and is some kind of skulky backstabber. He may think himself big as of now, but one day he will be overthrown. For good.

Note: There is no “grey” or “neutral” for me. You are either plain black, or plain white.

I’m getting the feeling that the latter group is starting to get aggresive on the first group, so therefore I’m going to make a post setting some things straight.

I am Aka. I refuse to be degraded into something I’m not by a couple people’s (not meantioning names here) stupid, idiotic opinions of me. I love anime and all of it’s cutesy implications, I love being in the Nachos, and love my friends in the KSF, but more importantly, I love being myself. I will argue with you anytime of the day, and probably anywhere as well, just as long as it’s in pc. There is absolutley no need to start arguements on main chat and make other people suffer through your insaneous bullshit just because you feel the need to “convert everyone against Aka, and make him look like a Hitler of sorts, just so I can get what I want out of that Nachos.”

Now, I hope you realise I am not angry, mad, depressed, or anything of that sort. I always enjoy a challenge, and y’all trying to get rid of me by every means possible is a great challenge. However, I’m not going to let everyone else on Nacho chat be subject to your thoughts and emotions. From now on, if you have a complaint against me, you and I can talk about it in pc. I’ll just let you know that I am a stubborn person, and I don’t plan on letting myself change. For your sake, for the Nachos sake, for the KSF’s sake, for anyone.

Please, say your hate speech in the comments. I’d love to read it.

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Hola! Wolfie here, and by the look of the title, youre probably wondering “new changes? Is this gonna be bad?” Well, these aren’t major changes that affect the army, I’m talking about changes to what many people call “noobs”.

Now noobs actually have a definiton on the urban dictionary, so lets take a look:

Noob:

Noob
1. A noob is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Many of them may have been playing the game for a while, but still suck at it. They usually have no hope.
2. Noobs generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Often they will accuse the skilled people of hacking.  (remind you of acp much?)
3. This word is an insult in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
4. This term is often confused with the term “newb,” and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves, or somebody who is good but is just mean (and has a lot of pride for being skilled).

NOWS NOOBZ AREZZ USUALLYS SEENS TALKZZINGS LIKEZZ THIS!!!!SHIFT!!!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!

Typically, noobs are relatively annoying and just don’t seem to take a hint, but just seem to continue being annoying.

So, these are the new noob rules. Hope you enjoy 🙂

1. If I or any owner sees a noob or anyone thats not an owner talking in CAPS, you will get kicked/ then banned.

2. Its really annoying seeing a noob say “everyone go to this server”. This is why we have ranks. Owners or mods if there arent any owners on are the only people who should be saying to go on a certain server.

3.  I don’t expect to see anyone, unless its a joke,  say “ZOMG ACP OR SOME OTHER ARMY IS INVADING THIS SERVER WE NEED BACKUP!!!!!!”. If its really important, then tell an owner about it, and let them make the decisions.

4. And this is what bugs me the most. I don’t want to see anyone thats not a mod or an owner (aka members) leading! Another reason we have ranks. Unless an owner lets a member give an order, you shouldnt be giving an order.

Now, youre probably saying “jesus christ this guy is trying to make members look like were nothing”. But I’m pretty sure if you were in my spot ( which will happen in the future probably) then you would find it annoying to see noobs breaking these rules. I dont hate members, in fact, If  everything goes well, I’ll do a little something every now and then for members 🙂

-Keep Pwning~    Wolfie1215

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Hey Nachos,

Since we have made it so far in the tournament, we need to train for the quarterfinals, we need to work on our tactics and numbers. I’ve been seeing great numbers lately, so I expect 35+ at the next few battles. And yes, I may make the battle, or I’ll be a little late. Here is the info.

WHEN: Friday, August 13th, 2010

WHERE: Caribou, town.

TIMES:

8:00 PM UK

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

Comment if you can make it!

Pie1530

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Fjord is currently in CODE ORANGE.

A noob army named SWAT was spotted in numbers of 5 to 10, and ACP is in numbers of 4 to 6. Patrolling every 20 minutes is necessary.

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VICTORY! Good job Nachos.

Nachos Vs Watex Warriors

Date: August 14th, 2010 [Saturday]

Location: ❗ SNOW FORT ❗, TOWN

Times:

• 12 PM PST
• 1 PM MST
• 2 PM CST
• 3 PM EST
• 8 PM UK

A reminder of the rules:

1. Each battle will last 30 minutes.
2. Each battle will take place in the Snow Forts, Town, and Plaza. If any fighting occurs outside of this area, it will not be counted towards the results.
3. No joke bombs. Joke bombs suck. Seriously.
4. No bots, no cheating, no spying, etc.
5. No allies.

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT.

(make sure to wear red during this battle)

Ads: We have made it pretty far in this tourney and we won’t give up yet! WW have been on a rise lately, don’t think they are easy to beat. Treat this battle like it’s a battle against ACP for the championship. I know we will make it to the finals, but the only way to win is showing up to it. Make me proud.

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