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Yeah, this is real. Today I officially hang up my sombrero. I know many of you didn’t expect me to retire this early but I really have no choice. I am going into 9th grade and I am getting busier each week. The last two weeks I’ve been able to be on chats for about maybe 2 hours. I managed to make Pucks last battle but that’s it. I just don’t seem to have time anymore and I am slowly losing interest. I am just not the same person I used to be. I will not be returning to armies like most do, I am done. I have served for this army for 2 1/2 years, 30 months, 912 days, 1313280 minutes, and 78796800 seconds. I do not regret any of those years,months,days,minutes,or seconds. I will never forget you guys and I love you all.
How did I find Nachos? Well it started one cold February day in 2009. I had been chilling with a group of friends that I had known for a while and two of my friends named “Quince” aka “Q” and “Bellybelly1” aka “Belly” were talking about something called the “Nacho Army”. Curious, I asked “What is the Nacho Army?” they then explained it to me and brought me to the Nacho site where I joined and was enrolled as a Private(lowest rank). I went on chat for the first time to see tons of screaming and people yelling commands. At the time I was very shy and didn’t talk. I was then banned for being something called “ACP”. I remembered that name from somewhere and then remembered the big green group I had fought for in 2007 against a huge black and red army. I then pc’d the leader Person assuring that I was a Nacho soldier and was un-banned shortly. I attended most events for 2-3 months and was promoted to a mid member rank. Then the great legend Person1233 retired and I went sort of inactive but still in the army for a month or two. I then started getting active again under the leadership of Akabob and Jayson. I still remember the days with them as leaders was like a concentration camp(NAH JK XD). I was always being banned from ban fests and kicked for reasons such as “Derp”. Nachos were on the verge of dying and it was not a fun time.. Then 50 Cent 254 informed me of a rebellion about to take place against the two and I joined. Eventually Akabob and Jayson were overthrown and Videogamer57 and Kingkinz10 took over. Those were the best most successful months for me as a Nacho. I was promoted to mod and then eventually Gamer and King retired.. After their retirement I was kind of sad or lonely for a while because King had been one of my great friends. I then got over it and focused on Nachos. I was a mod for about 2 months when I got into my first election for 3rd In Command in May of 2010. I was up against Joker,and Aka. I lost to Joker by a good 20 votes but I wasn’t ready for it I thought to myself and shook it off. I then was entered in another 3ic election in June of 2010 and won! I did my things as owner and was eventually promoted to 2ic in July and finally in late July 2010 I was elected temporary leader for my one of my good friends Billy Mays. I took the offer and started leading alongside Ads354. Everything was going smooth until I tried overthrowing Ads with my friend 50 Cent. Worst decision ever don’t do it XD. I was fired and then rejoined a couple of weeks later after Ads retired and I was leader once again along with 50 Cent and Billy Mays. Eventually we had an owner meeting where I stepped down from leader and let Ads be leader. Ads led for about a month then retired in November 2010 where I became leader. I was leading the army alone and was determined to bring Nachos from getting 15 to getting 40. We were going great and entering January got over 40 recruits in 1 day. To this day I still do not know why and how that happened but it did. We were getting about 40-50 at battles consistently during January and February then in March we went to war with ACP with our brothers the NW. The beginning was great, ACP even asked for a surrender at one point but we declined(Yet again another bad decision) and ACP came back on us with the help of their creator Oagal and ended up winning. April, May, and June we were doing okay but then once we hit July of this year we started our rise. We were getting a consistent 30-40 and were having daily raids of the ACP and winning. There then was an incident and a big understanding and our fun war with ACP got turned into real war. We then scheduled an invasion of Breeze the ACP capital which would be Pucks last battle and also my last battle I just didn’t know at the time. We went out and did the best I’ve seen this army do since the Fiesta with Person1233 getting over 65 on CP and defeating the almighty ACP on their home capital. I thank this army for all its done for me. I will never forget you guys. I love you all.
I made a video of my greatest moments of being Nacho leader..
My friends throughout the years:
(No particular Order)
Puckley – Dude, you are my best friend. I joined when you were a co-leader in 2009 and didn’t really know you. Then I saw you on Fjord one day and got you to rejoin as a mod and you did and we became best friends. We are the best leading combo there ever was ;). I only wish we could have led together longer. Keep in touch with me.
50 Cent 254- You have been one of my BFF’s for the longest time. We met in 09 when I was a n00b and still are good friends. You kind of are a fag sometimes I’m not gonna lie but your still really cool sometimes. Good luck in life.
Wolfie1215-Another BFF. You are funny and great to talk to. Me and you led Water Warriors together and that’s when we first became great friends haha.
Person1233- Yeah everyone mentions you in their retirements xD. I looked up to you like any other n00b when you were leader. We also became great friends. I dreamed of becoming as good of a leader as you but I never really got there. Thanks for helping me with your tips though and I’ll still be waiting for that add-on Facebook ;). Keep in touch with me.
Zayer- You were my apprentice. I remember you from n00b days to when you were a 3ic. I miss you D:.
King Kinz- You got me mod and we were like BFF’s while you were leader. I’ll never forget Chobots XD.
Ads- One of my best friends still today. We have been through a lot even hating each others guts at times. You were and are an awesome leader and always will be.
Shadow– Really layed back chill guy. You became one of my best friends and I really look up to you and respect you for what you did for this army.
Tomb- Best Graphics maker ever. Your graphics make my eyes horny :O.
Oberst- Best advisor I had. Gave me some great battle plans and tips. You were one of my best friends keep in touch with me.
Linkin- You’re cool and have a really deep voice O_O.
Joker- Great at Graphics. Really funny. We have known each other forever it seems and always were the same rank. You were one of my best friends.. Get my number so we can keep in contact :O. I LOVE YOU!
Fido+Edd+J Boy-You 3 were my golden troops. Dont ever give up. All 3 of you are capable of leading this army to points never reached. Don’t retire or anything because you were the best 3 troops I ever had. I love you all.
Matt- You were a cool guy.
Dash-You live like really close to me :O. You’re really cool and could lead this army to awesomeness also.
Pwn-You’re a cool guy. Remember to stay active!
Shed- You’re funny lol.
Alessa- ❤ :D. Lol we had some great times on Tinychat and I plan on having many more soon (;. We became great friends when I was 3ic and you were a n00b.
Hockey-You’re cool.
Billy Mays- You are the biggest pervert xD. We were best friends as noobs and still are.
Coop-You’re pretty funny and cool.
Hades- You are the GREATEST.NACHO.EVER.TAN I bow down to you and worship you daily.-Hades One of my great friends,Just because you didn’t get your chance now doesn’t mean you won’t later. You are one of my best friends and my Black Ops buddy :D.
Belly Belly1-I doubt you are reading this but you lead me to CP armies I thank you for that.
Quince(Q)-Also lead me to CP armies. You may be reading this. Thanks for everything.
Aka-Derp
Edgwe- Awesome soldier. I miss you :(.
Icyboy/Brett- One of my best friends. I don’t see you around much anymore but we still text sometimes. You are really cool.
Gamer- You’re awesome. I remember you as leader.
Tuck- 😀
TheKid- You are awesome. You also live like really close to me :O. Lol
Folay- Lol I remember you back as 3ic. We used to be good friends and still are pretty good friends today.
Nosoe- You are a great soldier. Dont go inactive on me please. You could turn out to be one of the best Nacho leaders ever. Keep it up.
Lootking- You are one of my good friends stay active in Nachos :D.
Qwerty- I never can type you name right xD.
Ralph- You are a good soldier. Keep up the good work. Ignore the mods that don’t like you. They’re just haters ;D.
Red998-You also are a great soldier. Dont ever quit this army :O.
Khimo- You funny :P.
Alex- You’re a cool funny guy also
Bam- I love you(no homo)
Bobcatboy- You are the coolest person ever. Lol hopefully you get ACP leader again someday.
Mchappy-Yeah we went to war. “Why does love always feel like a battlefield!?!” xD
Flipper- You joined Nachos for like 2 days than quit because we went to war with ACP xD.
Freddy- MY SON 😀
Slider- Best ACP mod EVER. Good luck as owner in ACP.
Vendetta-Me and you have been to hell and back together through the war with ACP. Good luck in life!
Vince- Same as Vendetta we became great friends. Good luck with NW!
Gill- We became great friends during the ACP war too. Good luck with IW
Wg-Awesome guy. Good luck with UMA
Teh Pie- Same as Wg.Good luck with UMA.
SaW- While you helped us in the war we became good friends. Good luck with DW.
Donut- You’re funny and cool.
Flurrz- You’re very cool. Good luck with Ninjas and IW!
Molly- Funnay :D.
Glace- Good luck with UMA.
Rainbow- You are a great soldier with a bright future.
Time- Good luck with Nachos as owner! You are a great guy. [SPREAD THE CEEJAY!]
Danny- You are a good soldier and really funny!
Ark- You are hilarious.
Ioio- You are pretty cool. Good luck with LT!
Reddavis- You’re a great soldier.
Hpea- Billys cousin. Farkin hilarious.
Camperjohn- A great soldier stay active in Nachos!
Spiderguy– Me and you became great friends. Good luck with that CPPS and in armies!
Crazybule- Good luck in armies! :D.
Kenneth1000- Duuude we were really good friends until that whole war thing -cough-. Thanks for being a good friend.
Shaboomboom- Great guy. Thanks for being there for me in my times of need you are definitely the coolest man from ACP I know.
Hurricane- In your short time in Nachos you made a huge impact and we became best friends and still are. Thanks for everything.
Fox- ❤
Medz- ❤
Ian- I just met you a few days ago when I found out you were Persons friend irl and we’re already great friends! 😀
Twitch- I doubt you’re reading this but I’ll just show you through Facebook (;. We had great times on Tinychat with me you and Alessa.
Ganger- We never talked a lot but when we did you were really cool and nice.
Carly- My ginger buddy <3. Good luck in Nachos and thanks for being a great friend/stalker..? O_O
Patrick- You have great potential to be a Nacho legend keep up the good work and thanks for always being a great friend!
Dj Dan Diaz- You are one of my best Nacho troops. Keep up the good work and you’ll be a mod in no time!
Tat- I’ve known you since 2009 and we’ve been pretty good friends through the years. Good luck in Nachos!
Funkiki- Good luck with Ninjas and IW!
Poch- Me and you became good friends through Ninjas and Nachos I will also be retiring from Ninjas unfortunately :(. I will still remain making videos for the CP Times.
Pringle- I remember you back when you were a Nacho. Good luck with Ninjas!
Iceyfeet- Man you are still leading IW O_O. I remember you back as a n00b when I tried joining IW but never got a rank-wary-.
Mann- You are a great Nacho soldier keep up the good work!
Guitar- Good friend. I still remember when you webcammed me. Stay active in Nachos!
Hbk- Good soldier!
Nicksman- Good soldier!
Yoyo- Good soldier!
Darksonic– Keep up the good work you’ll be mod soon!
Pie- Good luck with Nachos I gave you leader for a reason don’t disappoint me!
Talex- Good luck as 3ic!
Ias- Boner
Gemkiddie- Terrific soldier.
Simon- Terrific Soldier
Buritodaily- Good friend!
Harv- Singing contest 😉
Cheeze Nacho- You were and still are one of the best troops in this army. Just remember to not steal our troops for your other armies ;).
Vick44- Bro, me and you goo wayyyyy back. I knew you as a n00b and you were one of my first friends in Nachos. Thanks for being such a good friend!
(If I forgot you I am sorry but this post was like 2400 + words long and my brain is already fried)
Nacho Army- Never Give Up. We May Be In A Tough Time But We Can Pull Out Of This We Always Do. I Love You All And Will Never Forget You.
Other armies I would like to thank-
Night Warriors
Underground Mafias Army
Army Of Clubpenguin
Ice Warriors
Ninjas
Light Troops
Golden Troops
Anyone else who helped us in the past
-Accomplishments-
Maxed 70 at a battle
Got 30 recruits in 1 day 50 recruits in two
Led the Nacho Army
Made Friends
Beat ACP in multiple battles
Started a world war-wary-
Shocked the army world with this post
Had sex -wary-
Got an apprentice
Made a full complete circle in the Snowforts,Ice Berg,Town,and Forest,Mountain, Dojo, Ice Rink, Cove, Town, Beacon, AND Beach
Took Breeze from ACP(TWICE)
Got into the Hall Of Fame
Led for over a year
Made an impact
Retirement Song
This song really kind of explains me right now. Me = Chris Brown -wary- Nachos = The girl
Funny Pictures
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Now to celebrate everything I did for this army since im just so awesome(lol) I am throwing a party. EVERYONE IS INVITED!
❗ Tan’s Retirement Party ❗
When: Thursday, August 4th
Server: Fjord
Room: Forest
Time:
➡ 3:00 Eastern(EST)
➡ 2:00 Central(CST)
➡ 1:00 Mountain(MST)
➡ 12:00 Western/Pacific(PST)
➡ 8:00 United Kingdom(UK)
EVERYONE IS INVITED TELL YOUR FRIENDS LETS TRY TO GET 100 PEOPLE FROM ALL ARMIES THERE!
Now back to dramatic posting -wary-
As I begin to wrap up this post I think about all the great times we had, I’ll never forget you guys. I started out as a blazing fire but now end as ashes floating in the air. So as I end this post just remember… I’ll always remember you, you have made me a better tougher person and changed me in a better way. Thank you for everything.
So as I wrap this up just remember those words..
For the final time
~Stay Cheezy
-TanMan626
P.S
NACHOS FOREVER!
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
You used the same sayings on the friends list.
and goodbye):
Possibly longer than Puck’s :O. Anyways, I’ll miss you Tan. Maybe I’ll run to your house sometime. Won’t that be cool? 😛 You were a great leader and don’t forget to come back and visit us often.
~Love Dashy ❤ (no homo)
And sorry but i might not make the celebration. did you forget about camps
Herp Derp.
BAI BAI TAN!!!
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I’ma try to make the party. I’ma miss you tan. 😥
Aww, by Tan D: It was an honour serving under your leadership It was great fighting battles under your reign, you’ll be truly missed ):
Bye tan 😦
Bai Tan D=
😦 Goodbye Tan
😦 Bye Tan 2 leaders have retired Joker’s problay going to be soon I hope he isnt.
😦 I love you tan.
Bye tan, I am gonna miss you very much. You were always a great friend to me. On the first day I pced you about not being able to come to an event, I thought you were awesome. I will also never forget my 3 days of modmenship either xD. Well Tan, your leaving cp warfare and you are moving into life. I hope you have a great journey through life and have great times. We will all miss you BYE TAN 😦
Bye Tan! As I said last night, you were an awesome leader. Btw you mentioned me twice. *shifty*
Bye, have a good life!
Until next time, brave soldier.
WHAT A BRAVE MAN GOING IN THE LINE OF DUTY LIKE THAT, WHY WHY WH-WH-WHYYY?
Bye Tan
P.S. i will come to your party!
Tan, you’ve been a great friend, there whenever I’ve been bored at night and throughout it all one of the easiest enemy leaders I’ve ever met. You ignored that I used to be ACP leader and instead regarded me as an experienced soldier and didn’t let any conflict between ACP or Nachos get in the way.
Good luck in 9th grade and high school overall. Hopefully I’ll be able to make your party. If not, see ya on chat or talk to you on facebook.
Bye Tan you were the first leader I had and you were a great one.Thanks for all the times you’ve helped me :). I will make the event :). It’ll be sad too see you leave 😦
TanMan Ima miss you O’l Pow!And exsccuse my language,but you were a god damn great leader since I even joined Nachos.And my dream is to be like you when I make it to 1ic.But when I read your biography paragraphs,I said man that’s alot of work to get to 1ic or just Owner line.And I wish you luck Tan. : ) !!!Alright enjoy the rest of your happy life bye bro!
Gah. I can’t come to the party.
Anyway, sory for being an ass. Thanks for forgiving me.
We are still good friends Tan. We could have lead an army together. I hope you will still visit chat.
Goodbye Tanner D: I hope to see you around bud. I’ll miss you, Tanner & Hurri forever ❤
You were my first real leader Tan. I will salute you forever!!
I will miss you Tan! i hope i will see you every ounce in a while! i rember all the times you gagged me, kicked me and banned me for no reason, GOOD TIMES 🙂
Lol sorry about that xD
You are the best Nacho Leader alongside the great one, Person1233. Ever since we’ve been friends and talked, I’ve grown very fond of you. Your a really cool, nice, authentic person and you will get far in life if you work for it. Good luck, man.
Remove me from the ranks I have to quit club penguin army’s my name is simon6789
BYEEEEEEEEEE TANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😥
Good bye Tan even though I became inactive in Nachos 😦
Adi os amigo
OMFG. WHY I AINT ON THAT LIST. SOME TROOPS THAT YOU ALMOST NEVER TALK TO AND IGNORE ARE ON THAT. AND I’M NOT? IS THIS THE RESPECT I GET FOR BEING IN THIS ARMIES FOR MONTHS? WOW. JUST WOW!!!
Sorry like I said I have hundreds of friends and I couldn’t think of everyone. I’ll add you tomorrow sorry 😦
its tomorrow bitch. XD jk
Bye Tan ):
Good Bye. Btw. I think this is the longest post I have ever read.
Long live the Natchoes.
bye tan. hope your futere is cheesey and i will never forget you and puckley and joker. (cries) we will miss you and never forget how great of a lader you are. infact your the one that made me want to become a nacho.
and alwase remember, stay cheese,
Nicksman
oh and sorry for the bad spelling. bye tan i will be at the party hopefully! bye and stay cheese
Hey, I’m in this post.
good bye bro. ill miss you.
Bye Tan thx 4 being the best
Sorry.. I don’t know what to say… I remember you being an ordinary guy that rarely anyone noticed, who knew you’d cone out to be duch an epic leader? I’m going to miss you bro.
I remember you as a mod back in the day, you were the quiet one, you acted a lot like Puckley before, but now, you were a Nacho Leader, an EPIC Nacho Leader. Everyone has to leave, it’s hard to understand what you’re doing when you’re nervous. I’m looking forward to the party, enjoy yourself with Puckley in Retirement Island! 😀
I will miss you Tan, you were one of the best leaders I have ever seen! I hope you get along good in your life ahead of ya! BTW thanks for telling me I will be a Nacho legend 😆
-gives life supply of lemons-
~Patrick2143
=,( 1st puck,now this! im sooo gonna miss u!you were a great leader
you the one that made me wanna join! i hope i can be as great a leader as u! but most of all,just remember no one can be as good a leader as u and puck! 😉
😦 OmG Tan, I’ll miss ya bro ❤
OmG I almost cired from your post bro, miss ya forever ❤
Thx for the nice comment about me 🙂
I will really miss you Tan
Forget me tan?
Gag sorry vick I’ll add you tomorrow I made this really late and forgot some it’s hard to remember everyone 😦
I meant gah not gag
Wow. U are going into ninth grade and u still play cp? LOL! Epic Fail!
Plus, by “Icyboy/Brett, do u mean brett1601???
when u leave can i be an elite general i am brett1601
i will never forget u, tan. I cannot go to your party because i go to camp. so sorry. goodbye, Tanman.
~ Brett1601
i am sorry i called u an epic fail. i will miss u
Someone finally put me in their friends list in a retirement post. Thanks for being a great leader and friend Tan. I’ll still see you on youtube and if you wanna give out facebooks,skype,whatever, you know where to find me ;). But I thought you were a sophmore or junior in high school not a high school freshman.
Good job Tan on keeping the Nachos alive and well. 😛
Have a GREAT life and remember to visit once in awhile. 🙂
GOD BLESS YOU.
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Ill miss you tan :(. We have each others gametag so maybe we can stay in touch there (KeybladeHearts8)
i will miss u very much tan man i wish u could stay longer but i understand as u get older you loose intrest and cp ive been there done that but i got in it again maybe u will get back again but by ur article u probably wont i know you will be missed look just to let you know all these nachos here are there for you 24 7 no matter what you will always be a nacho forever and ever and ever i really hope you have a good time in high school but visit us on weekends and breaks come on chat please