Linkin Edit: We are going to enter a free for all battle! 😮 Here are the details from the UMA site.
When: November 8th
Time: 2:00 Centeral 3:00 Eastern 1:00 Mountian 12:00 Paccific
Where: Sherbert, All over.
Get ready Nachos, there will be 15 Armies plus in this battle royal.
Okay, this is Nyg13. I may have become an unpopular or infamous figure in the Nachos now, but let’s clear things up.
- I never tried to delet the site
- I de-admined the leaders because I thought that was the right thing at the time( I appolgized and will admin them again if needed)
- I am not controlling or trying to control the Nachos
- Jojo and I see what we have done, so we are getting the Nachos back on their feet so their leaders can take over.
- We are making the Nachos more, so the people have a say. In Aka’s reign the high senate choose everything, they(we) even got Person demoted
- We will not choose the leaders, we will have an election so finally the people will get to pick their leaders, and we will keep it that way.
- Person may come back 🙂 ( I am back 😎 )
I am just helping to get the Nachos back on their feet, then I will probably leave. So if you hate me, just help to get Nachos back to power so you can vote me off or something. I am also truly sorry for what the “Civil War” has caused you the Nacho people, I will make this right. Nachos have more heart than we ever imagined.Also if you want me out right now you an vote for that too, by leaving a comment!
Keep Marching on Nachos
Nyg13
Person’s Fantastic Edit: I realized that I was mentally retarded to quit the army that I started as, and has built me up. My reasons weren’t good enough for me to quit, and I’m sorry for giving some Nachos a scare. I am coming back to the Nachos, if I get a lower rank, it doesn’t really matter, because I just love to be in this fantastic army.
Akabob’s Inactiveness: I got a call from Akabob and he said he was going to be grounded for the next 2 weeks so expect him to be inactive for the next 2 weeks. I appreciate him letting us know about his inactiveness before becoming inactive.
JoJoFishy~~~YAY PERSON CAME BACK *HUGS. OK Guys so I’ve Made a pic showing you the layout of the new government plan. This is only the rough draft and the first one thought up of. So if you dont like it dont worry we will keep making them and editing them til they are perfect.
The picture shows power from top to bottom. Leaders on top. Troops on bottom. This is the government AND the RANKS all in one. And something I didn’t put on the edit, Each general will control 2 of our 6 servers. One will control both embassys. TELL US IF YOU LIKE THIS PLAN OF GOVERNMENT ON COMMENTS AND BY THE WAY ANYONE CAN RUN FOR ANY OF THESE POSITIONS, except trooper for obvious reasons
Terr: IF its not broken dont fix it
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
Ya know how the nachos and CPR share fjord, well the “PSA” is showing up and being hostile.
admin them if needed?
what do u think?
theyre not gonna be admins?
genuine post
i want u out right now
Those are basically the main reasons what we are discussing in high senate. all ideas seem like another improvement.
1st
Join the UPSA (United Penguin Soldiers Army) at:
http://unitedpenguinsoldiersarmy.wordpress.com
High ranks are being offered!
Can I please be in the elections? XD
GUYS! CHECK OUT MY SITE! IF U DON’T KNOW IT THEN IT IS fireballice.wordpress.com
~Fireball Ice 😉
P.S. Sorry if I put my site on here 😉
YES! YES! YES! YES! PERSON HAS COME BACK! (Just in time, I was going to go on a murder/sex/suicide) I JUST KNEW IT! WOOOOOOOOOT! YES! THANKS FOR COMING TO YOUR SCENES PERSON!
I am going to go streak yelling “person in back with the nachos!”
Check out the UMA post:
this is a OPEN ARMY BATTLE,yes ANY army can participate.cool huh?
date:november 8th
time:2:00 central 3:00 eastern 1:00 mountain time 12:00 pacific
server:sherbet
room:everywhere!lol
ok army leaders if you want to participate put on your site.
World War I
The first sign of Porno lesbians were during the Color Wars. These started as long as most people can remember. This is world War 1. Many of the armies were disorganized. The biggest army was Gay. The first Red army leader was Porn. With an organized army and a strong leader with many Low life soldiers, this army raised to the top. It had many foes, but conquered them with great leadership. With great armies comes trust, but with trust comes trustworthiness, trustworthiness can not always bring friendship and loyalty. The Red leader was overthrown, but the shits still remained powerful for a little while. Then they began falling apart and eventually they fell with the other color armies. During the middle of this war, The Pirates rose. Lead by Condom dude, the Pirates were huge, they nearly controlled every server. The Raping Ship, Beach, Dock, and Ski Village would all be full of Prostitutes. Until one day, where all of the armies banned together to stop the Pirates. The UMA ended up Having a raping party their site. In the end, the Pirates were defeated and CP armies continued to the next era of shit balls.
Chapter 2
World War II My mom the gayass
After the Masterbation which lasted till January 2007, armies like UMA, Nachos, and ACP were forming, but the Roman and Viking Crap just begun. This is known as WHen Oagel and shadow has a threesome with Jojo. This lasted a few months, but eventually both of the armies slowly went away. Regarding the ACP, UMA, and Nachos, they were not by far the bigger of the armies after the color wars. CPM (Club Penguin Masterbators) grew to an amazing number. Many said that the leader Sf1998 was really Gay and only ranked 4 members. The CPM had numerous accounts of trying to overthrow their leader. Eventually the leader got overthrown and the Gay lesbians collapsed. This happened during World War II. Another army that was big was the CPAF (Club Penguin Air Force). With their leader Dbpenguin, many troops are still loyal to this day. They had many people who joined, but this army fell apart when Dbpenguin (Dani) had to go to summer camp. The replacement leader slowly let the CPAF fall.
Chapter 3
World War III
The UMA (Underground Mafias Army) rose to it’s highest right after My mom used a tampon. With a great leader in Pinkmafias they became a Raping army. They had so many troops, they had to split the army in half. With this there was a Redtube UMA and a Rick rolled UMA. The Nachos were an army started as far as most can remember. Tom Wolf, was the 2nd leader of the Craps. He gained many troops and had a ton of Tampons. The Nachos were one of the biggest around WW III. The ACP (Army of Club Penguin) was slowly gaining respect in this army world of CP. With an intelligent leader they grew more and more popular. Oagalthorp found out that the UMA hacked, but they only hacked coins back then. Still Oagalthrop found that to be wrong and went to war with UMA. On the ACP side was CPM and CPAF. The UMA had the Nachos. At first, the UMA were kicking ACP’s butt. Then in early May the unthinkable happened, the UMA had a rebellion. This rebellion was led by Commando717. Commando was a really high rank in the Blue UMA. He called his rebellion RPF (Rebel Penguin Federation). This rebellion started off slow and small, but gained more and more members every day. First they took over one of UMA’s bases in Tuxedo. Successful, they invaded Mammoth. Then Oagalthorp sent a letter to RPF asking for an alliance to help defeat UMA. The RPF accepted and the UMA were defeated. Soon after the end of World War III, Pinkmafias was banned and made a new penguin Uma Pm. He soon quit for a year and made a plan to come back in a year.
Chapter 4
Peace
After the World War III, there was an era of peace. The wars decreased and peace between armies was at its highest point. A few accomplishments were made during this era. ANTA (Army National Treaty Agreement) was made, but failed a short time afterword. This era almost ended, almost without having a threesome. Almost.
Chapter 5
Nations
After World War III, the Dude i raped my mom had an idea of creating a nation. So the ACP had the 1st page on the Lesbians homepage. The RPF had the 2nd. The Nachos had the third page. Soon after, the Nachos invaded Canada Prostitutes under their 2nd in Command Adam sandler. They conquered Canada. Now they have the biggest Nation with 38 Servers. There is the FCA (Federal Commonwealth of Australia). This had given the PRA (Peoples Republic Army), the Rebels Army, and the Spartans the Australian Servers. At the moment, smaller sized armies are controlling Brittan Servers.
Chapter 6
GPR War
After WW III, all of the armies had an alliance. GPRSA (Gu Gu Pengu’s Really smelly asses) broke this alliance by using slave labor and hammering the USA with insults. So RPF, ACP, UMA, and Golds went to war with GPR. Most of the GPR didn’t show up. In the end, Gu Gu Pengu surrendered and faded away. It was fairly quite after that until sometime in December Pink Mafias returned with his friend Lectriclew.
Chapter 7
Nachos/UMA ACP War
They took back control of UMA. Ben franklin got his old penguin by serving his ban and was now known as Dude i raped my mom. The UMA broke the treaty with ACP and almost caused a World War! The Nachos sided with UMA so they could keep their land in Canada. The ACP was alone. Eventually the ACP was considered the winner, since the UMA and Nachos signed a treaty with ACP. Then Pink and Comp quit, only to come back the next day, but then shortly quit again to play W.O.W.
Chapter 8
Nachos ACP War
The Nachos and ACP went to war, because of name calling and fighting between leaders andsoldiers of each army. The Nachos Second in Command Akabob22, had made posts on http://zippy500nachos.wordpress.comsaying how Oagalthrop was a horrible Masterbater and how all of the ACP were stupid. Oagalthrop had Raped Akabob with his hands on his back back. The Nachos took this offensive and went to war with ACP, again. This war lasted a few weeks. In the end, the Nachos and ACP made an alliance.
Chapter 9
Leader’s retire
In March, Oagalthorp announced his retirement. The CPArmy World was shocked when they found out that the most famous leader of the most famous army retired. Fort57 was left the Leader of ACP, with TomY being the President of the SFFOCP (Shitty Fuck faces of club penguin). Commando717, the creator of RPF also Masterbated. He left (me) Kg 007 in charge of the army and the nation. This meant that two brothers led the biggest alliance in CP. Also, Dream Golds a former member of the Dementors led by Johanwillfir had started up the Dementors again. There comeback was a huge supprise to CP. They even won the Tampon Army tournament, which included the best eight armies in CP during that time.
*Shit dad asses made this Army History and should be given full credit if you copy it*
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Is Akabob always grounded. Y=I think that is his excuse for being lazy.
ok ok i dont hate nyg neither no nacho i hate! i just want the nachos to be like thye were before!
i dont liek that idea jojo
Ill frun for Head of Staff Please (SMIRK)
Can I be made admin again, please?
http://krazyhumor.wordpress.com/
best comedy site ever
It is hard to understand. And trust me, I’m not stupid.
Ugh (D) Now RBAA can’t participate because then I’d have to face the Nachos… Great
No you don’t if you just stay away from us, then you won’t have to XD
How do I run for Head of Staff?
lol i wanna run for…General
okay im ready for war! and welcome back person right?anyway im running for general
wow
nyg plz stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur like one of my best friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz stay