Aka Edit-Just wanted to let you all know that Hohjiho8 has been demoted. Yes Hohjiho, your dedicated and all, but the only thing your dedicated to doing is asking Person, Terr, and I that you desperatly need a promotion. I’m going to end every arguement that you’ve put forth to me (even after you got promoted to Major, you asked me to promote you to Major General) right now:
“Well, I’m only going to be with the Nachos for oh so long…”
Good. Less time I have to listen to you whine about wanting a promotion.
“But I haven’t gotten a promotion in forever…..”
Dude. You got promoted to Major back in January. Don’t talk to me like I’m 4.
“I want to be remembered for something in the Nachos…”
I guess you’ll have to settle as being remembered as the whiny kid who always begged his superiors for promotions when he didn’t deserve them.
“I’m really dedicated….”
Right. Like I said earlier.
Let this be a lesson to you Hohjiho, and never ask the demotion man for a promotion.
Major Hohjiho is now Colonel Hohjiho.
Important Edit: Its Person, SOMEBODY is messing with our poll! At 9:10 PM, the poll had 276 votes, and at 9:13, it then had 367 votes 😕 And the option “Help UMA” was in the lead, then “Stay Neutral” was in the lead. The order has also been switching around so “Stay Neutral” option would be in favor instead of the “Help UMA” option. I’m not sure what is happening, but it’s gotta stop!
Hola, Person here!
If you check any other site besides the Nacho site, you probably know about the SSACP and UMA conflict. I’m not going to go into detail, but its over Mittens, which UMA claimed as their own when SSACP was inactive. Before we make a decision on to stay neutral or get involved, I would like the Nachos opinion I asked Explosion if Nachos could help and he said yes, so we will either help or stay neutral. Here is a poll on what the Nachos wanna do so I can get an idea of if you want another war:
I didn’t put Help SSACP because why the hell would we do that? UMA are good allies to us and “the day the Nachos betray the UMA is the day Oagalthorp kills Chuck Norris!”
***Person1233***
Aka Edit: Listen, Person. I know your upset with the poll and the World War and everything; I am too. But I can’t just allow you to deny what everyone else in the Nachos want. So here is my compromise:
1. Nachos will not make posts on the war or whatever.
2. If your hell-bent on fighting some SSACP, wear the UMA uniform, but add a sombreo. The sombreo is just to let veryone know that you are a Nacho and that you will support UMA.
3. Non-members will have to find some way to adapt, sorry.
Again Person, I know your upset, but we can’t just blow the poll away. This is what Nachos want, so let’s see how they assist others in wars not directly related to us.
=Aka=
Nyg edit: Haha, some of my Democracy Ideology is rubbing of on you guys. It is very good to have a poll to see what the Nachos think.Only if it is an extreme dire situation the senate would have to be called to make the decision regadless. Nachos, I just wanna let you guys know is that is this YOUR army…so we won’t do things you don’t wanna do. Your leaders are doing a great job to make it that way.
Person’s Edit: I removed my edit, letting the Nachos decide what they want to do is the best way to see if we are going to go to war. Let the results of the poll lead us to a decision! Unless we settle with Aka’s compromise, maybe it IS best not to officially enter this war.
Terr edit: I will not retire or take a long leave due to the fact my ps3 Paul died a week ago. RIP 2007-2009 Im high on life right now. I agree with akabob on going to war because SSACP are lying cheating penguins. it is obvious that uma won
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
1st comment! Help NO ONE!
Hey Person, sorry I havn’t been active. I’ll be active in RBAA and Nachos from now on!
HELP UMA
I mean, c’mon. You have to think about the cost and benefits. We pwn SSACP, one less army to worry about. We sit around and do nothing, and we are going to be at least 1% more disliked around armies.
FAMOUS ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN WANTS TO BE ALLY. COME ON.
Hopefully Oagal gets him soon XD. I don’t want SSACP to die like FGR.
Well that reminds me, I did see oagalthorp kill Chuck Norris the other day :-S. JK!!!!
um ssacp isnt really an army. i was hoping it would be the main spy agency for anta when that gets back up. Terr: if SSACP really isnt an army why the h*ll does if have servers and why is it participating in a war then? im sorry but if ANTA comes back Acp is going to be the only one in it. We already have the Alliance and it is working perfectly fine. Dont fix whats broken
BOOOOO make it a comment poll for Nachos only, a bunch of SSACP and ACP are probabaly putting neutral, and even IF UMA is saying help it would be 2 on 1, not very fair(HMM).
Lets stay neutrel!
Dear Person
I checked the united troopers website and they gave standings of the top ten army. and get what we are number 1. isn’t that awesome?
, Orange Onion ( cp name lol)
ssacp isnt even a army,their just spys for acp….
If we want a big war I say we help UMA!
Jack, I don’t understand. Doesn’t UMA think they can take SSACP by themselves?
Terr: Uma already beat the **** out of ssacp and they can do it again
i say lets help uma cuz there allies plus if they mess with ssacp wont acp come after them
Person go on AIM there’s something you need to know and it has to do with what a leader of nachos said to me about u
I voted help the UMA.
hey nachos! remember me? You guys used to fight our army (club penguin marines) but we ended. 😦
maybe u’ll remember dude1t or SF1998
Personally, I think that SSACP is a bunch of retards who like to contradict themselves, and be hypocrites.
It’s alrite person just keep doing ur thing and we will be fine! Your the best leader in nacho history remember that! Nachos don’t have problems with showing up for wars I mean we got tons and tons of people who are in nachos! We are the best army in club penguin history by far!
I agree Completely. They lied about winning because they couldn’t take losing. Babies
help UMA
moo
Hello,some of you might remember me,I am shivertoe2,I left a while back,but now im coming back,so any author,please make a post of my return,thank you.Shiver
Hmmm is dis a bad omen?
Reporting active!
Huh, thats odd. How come the “Help UMA” and “Stay Neutral” things switched around from 2 days before yesterday, and then again yesterday to match the “Help UMA” with the bigger percentage? Anyway “Stay Neutral” is still winning right now, 202 to 164.
– Commando717
Fight The Good Fight
Person: That really is suspicious and I’ll look into it. What’s also suspicious, is the neutral vote just got 85 votes in the past 10 mins…
Hey now Austin, we don’t want Oagal to kill Chuck Norris, do we? If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
mazachster said
February 1, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Jack, I don’t understand. Doesn’t UMA think they can take SSACP by themselves?
Terr: Uma already beat the **** out of ssacp and they can do it again
Terr, I disagree. According to pictures I have seen, SSACP clearly won after UMA ditched, so they didn’t beat the **** out of SSACP to me, but my opinion won’t matter. Just because of alliances doesn’t mean they beat the **** out of them lol.
Aka-Here, let me clarify what Terr said (which makes plenty of sense, if you saw the FGR war).
From what I see on the pcitures of the SSACP site, UMA busted their asses to defend their server, which they did. But what SSACP did is now known as the “Cheap-Ass No Balls Attack”, or CANBA, which is have 1 guy at the battle the whole time fighting, and since that person has no life, just sit there until the enemies (UMA in this case) proved their point that they pwned the other team and leave, and then the small army gets the impression that the large army retreated (which they didn’t), and say they won the battle, hence the name “Cheap Ass No Balls Attack”.
UMA never “ditched”, they just left after seeing there was only 1 pathetic soldier fighting them. One person doesn’t make a war.
can non members wear mini sombreros
Go ahead, don’t approve this comment. I could care less. You know I’m right. I’ll probably just end up posting this anyway.
Aka-?
We know YOUR right? Don’t be putting words in our mouths.
Thanks for editing my comment and clearing that up, Aka.
ok if u delete dis its fine but i finally became co leada of meh first army but we need ppl we had like 15 active once but now we have 4…… ok just join plz
http://uaaclubpenguin.wordpress.com/ that is teh site
Person could u please go on AIM chat I just need to tell ya something
please person I just want to tell u something someone said about u!! Trust me u will wanna hear this
Person can u please edit and answer me?
Aka ur full of crap! Nyg gave me that promo cuz he said I deserved it! I mean half the majors ain’t even active now you had one then you just took him away! That was smart NOT! I mean all you guys hate me I get on chat say hola and no one ever says hi back and you all could care less about me. I thought nachos was about love and caring for each other! You guys treat me like junk especially the leaders the only guys that like me are shaq and Crowl those guys are awesome!!! Put those guys in the HOF! But I don’t get why you hateme please explain why
Aka-
1. Nyg can’t give you a promotion. Only Person or I can.
2. I wonder why they never say hola back…. 🙄
3. We care about each other all right. We care about people who don’t start spreading crackhead rumors that a leader would rebel against another. Read your other comment for what else I said.
4. Those guys WILL probably be going into the HOF someday.
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Linkin- To number 1.. I thought I was Leader too. o.o
Person there’s something you should know I am being a very loyal nacho by doing this so here it goes. When I was on chat this past weekend I was talking to akabob and we were in deep conversation about where we lived and all of a sudden he told me he wanted you gone and outta nachos for good! I asked him why and he didn’t say! I have proof of this and I have 4 witnesses who saw this proof! I will not say the names unless you ask me them because they told me not to just to cover up their identity!
Aka-Your the one who’s full of crap. First of all, what would I gain by ridding the Nachos of Person? Nachos would go into another big despression and I would be hated.
Your just angry because I demoted you. You have no witnesses, but the witnesses you will probably give are Florida, Crowl, and that Bulldog kid or whatever. These people are all your good friends, so of course they are going to freaking side with you. You are trying to destroy the Nachos by spreading this fucking rumor, and I’m about to fire you from the Nachos for this. Stop talking about things you don’t know about and accept your new rank. Dumbass.
Please edit these comments
Aka-How about you go to the chat and face me like a man and stop hiding behind your wall of lies and excuses.
Hohjio, please shut your bazooka. I counted at least 35 comments from him DESPERATE for a promotion. One he tried to get someone demoted and once he commented like 10 times in a row saying, “EDIT OR PROMOTE ME PLZ!” and about 30 said, “Do we get promos for this?” or “I thought we got promos for this.” It was annoying and I didn’t count even all of his comments i got so sick of it! Terr has said things, and one said he would be fired if he kept it up. I am not trying to be secret, I just don’t want to draw attention to my real identity. This IS a Nacho Soldier though. Don’t demote me if you figure out who I am, I just don’t want to make people feel bad. It’s annoying though!
Aka-Thanks for standing up for me. I know who you are, but I won’t reveal your name.
Hohjio, no one says hola because you act so desperate. I just counted five desperate comments on this post in a row. 🙄 You’ll get a promo when everyone else does.
I can’t go on chat ska becuz I got the iPhone dumbass!!!! And if you left nachos would be better because they wouldn’t have a nerd like you running the show
Aka-A nerd like me, eh? Are you suggesting I have no life but here? Because if you are, you have a WHOLE ‘nother arguement coming down your way, which you will lose.
Yeah. An iPhone. Woo. How about you go play your basketball and I’ll “run the show” around here.
U just admitted in that edit you said u wanted to be rid of person I do have witnesses I got a whole bunch of them which route do ya wanna take my way or the highway it’s ur choice I got
Proof people have seen it I don’t got anything to worry about u will see it next time I’m on chat
Aka-Here you go again, making lies. I have nothing against Person, due to him being one of my friends. Hell, the other day I had an hour long phone call with him about current events around here, so why would I want to rid myself of such a friend? Sure, he can get on my nerves sometimes (like acting like he is the only leader), but we are one of the best pairs of friends that I’ve met on the chat.
Lies. You have none.
I think I’ll take the detour marked “Fire Hohjiho”
Why the hell is Hohjio’s IP Address different everytime he makes a comment 😐
sad day 😦
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Guys, c’mon, stop flaming eachother. Hoh, you’re now colonel, whether you like it or not.
Hohjio, you have the worst lies ive EVER seen. Lol, I remember when I brought you back… You told me you changed, you didn’t change for shit. Your still the same asshole who keeps saying “Oh I was Major before so please give me a promo.” You say YOUR the only 1 active… I HAVE ATLEAST 10, other troops that are wayyyyy more active than you. Watch your ass Hohjio, because soon you WILL be fired if you keep up with these bullshit lies.
hohjio why are you so desperate for a promotion Im a Colonel (one rank below you) and im happy with my rank. even when I was just a trooper I was happy to just be a nacho
Sorry guys my bad it’s over with and I will try to get better
Oh my Aka, he deleted my whole comment except the last part because he knew I was right. This is going to be posted, along with that old picture just to prove how crap of a leader Aka is.
Person: How are you sure it was Akabob in the first place? Maybe I didn’t want lies to corrupt people who read the SHIT you posted.
hey im sorry i got to change this crap im doing is overwith! i wanna be friends with all of you guys im happy wwith being the rank i am! i dont know why i have been asking i really dont please forgive me all you guys make a post and tel people i have changed and wont ask for promos any more! i was being stupid and i am very sorry please edit all leaders please edit this!!! thanks this is overwith sorry guys please forgive me thanks
ill be ur friend maybe idk
guys i just want you to edit that comment just to forgive me. i want to know that you forgive me and that we can now move on because this is done and overwith. please please edit all leaders including person,linkin and akabob im really sorry aka your a pretty cool guy i hope we can have a relatioship and be friends. person you are a pretty cool guy and i would also like to be friends with you. linkin i would like to keep a good friendship with you as well you are a unique and well minded leader. please guys if you would just edit this comment and just plainly say i forgive you hohjio. that will help me stop asking for promos and it will show you guys actually care about me. again im very sorry about this and i hope you forgive me because im done asking for promos and i mean this! if i ask for another promo you can just fire me because i would deserve it! but you can bet i wont because nachos are my life theres no way in hell i will ask for another promo ever again. i know that for sure because nachos is the best thing rite now for me and i wont let it go i cant. im in study hall rite now at school i got to go lol. but please forgive me. i really care about nachos or i wouldnt be on rite now in school apologizing!! lol thanks member please edit forgiving me!
Wow Hohjio you suck up. You always come to me and say “I really deserve a promo” when promo day was last week!! Hohjio you are the most hated Nacho and can’t expected to be promoted every day because you stay up late! Look Hohjio we don’t like you here! Go back to the Oagal club where you belong!
~We’re Strong, Army Strong~
Testing Testing Testing
No Crowl shut up I know I’m supposed to be here I said I would stop so I will and I am why can’t u guys just forgive me? I mean I said I was sorry
Leaders please comment I’m sorry just say I forgive u hohjio and this is overwith
I guess I’m forgiven Terr: ur an ass
Terr I want a friendship for good!!! I’m done asking for promos that shit is over!!!!!! I don’t get what more ya want from me I said I was sorry and I said I would stop I loved it in the old days like when I first joined I want it to be that way forever bcuz I will be in nachos forever even after I become leader which is along time from now LOL but
I’m done ok?
Aka-You said that last time. Your last supporter (Linkin) is now gone. I have no idea why you still come here if everyone hates you or whatever. I strongly doubt that you will be leader after this, just to let you know. Maybe you should AT LEAST take a break from Nachos. It’s obvious you need to cool down before your back here.
Aka I get where ur coming from man but I am a nacho for life and I think u get where I’m coming from. It doesn’t matter to me now what rank I am as long as I got u guys supporting me and on my side. Is linkin retiring? But aka can we be friends? Like really close friends? That’s what I really came in nachos to find
Hey! I got a new post at my sight! fireballice.wordpress.com And, comment a good time. Please post this Person or AKA or someone! I can’t go on chat no more and my life sucks! Just give me something good!
~Fireball Ice
Aka will u please be
My friend!? That would be awesome or terr person or linkin linkins pretty cool I just wanna fit in and the only way I can is with ur help thanks
I’m sorry aka for bugging you. I’m sorry linkin for all the bad things I’ve done to you and sorry person
Hohjio8 man, just shut up. And you’re so called way of being a loyal Nacho is being a suckup so you can turn Person against Aka then there will be a big fight. Do you actually think Person would side with you over Akabob22???? r u really that stupid? Oh and btw I saw ur myspace just to let ya know u aint a gangsta
*gasp* AKA FIGURED OUT WHO I WAS? Lol, it was my IP right? AND the consecutive times. I just wanted to make my point without making anyone mad at me.. (lol stupid thing to do…)
lol bam
lol bam
Bammerca or whatever the hell ur name is! Stfu go suck a fat one! What do u do for nachos? I never see u logged into cp!!! Shot I’ve seen troopers do more work than u!!
And terr I want a friendship with u but idk if it’s possible bcuz u have lied to me so many damn times!!! It’s ur choice do u wanna be friends or not?? I’m willing to be friends Terr: i would lick micheal jacksons shit before im friend with you….and thats saying something
Nachos, this could be my possible last comment on any Clubpenguin army sites. I have relized over the past month on how I really have no life and there’s better things to do than go on Clubpenguin. I will either retire later this month or on April 22,2009. Well, here’s my retireiment post aka comment:
July 29,2007
I was at 1997jan7th’s house and Missfrog4 was over and she told us about Clubpenguin. I asked her if she could make me an account and she made the penguin “Crowl38” Since that day I’ve found an awsome interence. On a Thurday after school 8 months later, 1997jan7th told me about the Clubpenguin armies(Nachos) and then I joined as a Trooper on March 18,2008. Ever since that day my Clubpenguin life changed. My very first war was Nachos vs ACP Oagalthorps last battle. On April 22,2008 I was at 1997jan7th’s house again and we made the army “Lavaknights”. That didn’t go so well xD. Everyone called us noobs and then everyone hated us including Nachos. That all was a nightmare until September 5,2008. Aqua Warriors and Lavaknights vs RPF(This was when RPF was in their slump) We defeated them and got tundra and ever since then the armies that I’ve lead have been active. Lavaknights and Aqua Warriors made an alliance called “ALAS” but that didn’t go very far. LVAS was made after ALAS and that is still going on. It is kind of a cool story for me. I was just a Nacho soldier who was very hated and now I’m a Bridgadier General who most Nachos know. Well, first Oagal(lol happy),then Zippy,Jayson23,Edman2299 and now I’m retiring. I will miss you all so dearly but this is what’s best. Like I said earier, my decision will be final by Monday or/definetly on April 22,2008. Farewell Nachos!
Crowl no please don’t leave man!!! Ur like my best cp friend ever please don’t go
Terr why can’t we be friends I’m goingnto change for sure this time please man
Sad day for the site! I try to be at wars more now cause I’m afraid for bein demoted to nothingness. Now THAT would be a sad day. Always loyal! 🙂
I highly think we should help UMA. I’m always up for it! It’s just sad that i missed that last war:( My stupid brothers kept hogging the CPU. Im sooooooooooooo sorry Person!!!! ill make it up! Cross my heart and hope to WIN THE NEXT WAR!!! Go Nschos!!!!!!!!!!
Guess what! I got some ppl to join!!!!!!!! I cant wait!!!!!!!!! 😀
Oh noes! Ur winning! NACHOS SUCK ACP PWNS