Aka here.
Reading other armies sites (leisure purposes), and I come across SSACP’s second newest post. It had “Aka” in it, so I said to myself “OH EM GEE A POWST ABUOT MEEEEEEE” and decided to look about it.
Considering it was from Mazachster, I knew it was going to be a completley untrue statement about me/The Nachos, but I decided to read it anyway. Apparently, Maz got made at me for pointing out that his army had performed a CANBA. My definition of CANBA:
“From what I see on the pcitures of the SSACP site, UMA busted their asses to defend their server, which they did. But what SSACP did is now known as the “Cheap-Ass No Balls Attack”, or CANBA, which is have 1 guy at the battle the whole time fighting, and since that person has no life, just sit there until the enemies (UMA in this case) proved their point that they pwned the other team and leave, and then the small army gets the impression that the large army retreated (which they didn’t), and say they won the battle, hence the name “Cheap Ass No Balls Attack”.
UMA never “ditched”, they just left after seeing there was only 1 pathetic soldier fighting them. One person doesn’t make a war.”
So I thought that was the end of that. But knowing Mazachster (who is an Oagal suck-up), he had to make a big arguement over something like this. This is what he said in reply to my message: (I’ll say things below his messages.)
“Basically Aka makes a reference about us having only 1 guy fighting. Does this picture look like we only have 1 guy?
http://ssacpsecretspyagencyofclubpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ssacp41.jpg?w=510&h=236
We have 8 soldiers in this picture. Uh Aka, I’m pretty sure 8 is a little more than 1. Did you know that?
Aka-First of all, you need a uniform if you want to call yourself an army, SSACP. I retract my earlier statement, for now I see 1 additional person, Cooltiger. If you know me so well, Maz, then you should know I’m not going to go through your ranks to search for who is the enemy in the battle. I tend to judge by uniform, which you do not have.
And yes, the UMA did retreat:
http://ssacpsecretspyagencyofclubpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ssacp171.jpg?w=510&h=256
They’re all yelling “UMA COVE!” And similar phrases. If running away from battle like this is not retreating, then what is it? Obviously when they run away from us like this, they are retreating.
Aka-*Buzzer noise* WRONG
You obviously do not know anything since your time away from ACP. UMA went to the cove because they no longer recognised your presence in the area. They aren’t going to fire on 2 people, you and Cooltiger, because you are an insignifigant force vs UMA. Aka 2, Maz, 0.
And again, there was more than one person there Aka. You have to actually look at the pictures. I know you’re pretty lazy, but you can at least try next time.“
Aka-And I did look at the pictures. See? I was right all along. 🙂
So that ends yet another arguement. But then again, Maz has the balls to call me stupid names, like that I have no leadership over this army or whatever. No offense to Linkin (maybe it’s even a good thing), but he has the least leadership over the army. Maybe Maz should have shot himself and spared us of his existence. And then Maz also has the balls to not invite me to a meeting on ArmyCentral. Eh, he didn’t invite me because he didn’t want to listen to the truth. Oh well, less stuff I have to deal with. I got to be at my Dad’s on Saturday anyway.
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I take it very offensive 😦 xD Lol… jk, and your right… I have the least power in this army because im inactive alot, but the reason im inactive is because I got put in a different part of school where I got school from 2 pm to 5 pm and they always give us homework. So… yeah…
Linkin man can u forgive me I think ur the best leader even if you are inactive
3 also reporting Active with UPERCASE!
i enjoyed reading this post
Hey, I enjoyed reading this post too. Check out my Hitchhiker Inspired post about SSACP, on the rpf site.
resisting urge to swear
resisting urge to swear
grrrrrrrrrrr *calms down*
SSACP should be called C R A P!
hohjio8 u r a NOOOOOOOOB
wow 8 people thats massive and way better than 1 you actualy have a chance with 8 people agains uma 😕
Ok, I like SSACP, but i like nachos, but…Aka was right. By far.
Point 1: Both of you are wrong. There are 5 SSACP in uniform. Cooltiger, Kanichiwaa (that was my spare), Madacher (lol), Han Solo12, and some other penguin i can’t see his name. Machezter, those other two guys weren’t in uniform! so…yeah. Actually its 0-0 now.
Point 2: Both of you are wrong AGAIN! UMA definetly is running away, but I’m not sure that was an order. If it was an order, they would be moving properly, but if it was not, that would be retreat. So…I give aka half credit. 1/2-0
Point 3: It’s pretty obvious that Aka looked at the pictures if he put them on the site XD. I’m probably gonna be fired from SSACP, but it’s kinda the truth.
Being an Oagal suckup is better than leading an army in the nude.
Pfft Maz, you know nothing about leading an army in the nude 8) There is an awesome breeze.
Lol Person
Well maz “sometimes even the president of the United States must stand naked”
Lets teach maz that if you don’t watch your tongue, you will spark war!
Guys what’s SSACP?
HOHJIO I HATE U WITH EVERYTHING INSIDE ME UR AN IDIOT, WHOS A SUCKUP AND ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF U PISS ME OFF SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! ::MAD::
can cpua be allies it may be small heres the link http://lolol77.wordpress.com there it is
eh, maz has no balls…
how is that offensive? LOL if u ask me it isn’t he he!!
HEY AKA U SAID COLONEL NOT CAPTAIN!!!!!! Change it back!!!
Terr: he demoted you and akabob orders us you dont order him
Will you at least change it
Back? Terr: you dont understand how annoying you are
Terr I’m sorry but in the post he said colonel NOT captain that’s not fair
Come on man u know it just change it and I will stop
Ya and why don’t u follow his orders and put me as a colonel not a freken captain why don’t u follow his orders huh? I know u did it please change it back
Hohjio. You don’t get promos by acting. You be a freaking normal soldier! It takes time! Seriously, do you think I got to ACP major by closing my eyes, not going anywhere, and begging. You WORK!!!
Terr: well said
Rofl
AKA I see 5 soliders in SSACP uniform. I know the uniform because im in SSACP. And SSACP does have a uniform.