Edit: If you aren’t there, I am going to put this http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/chrisrixon/sm/un.swf?r=1 outside your bathroom window… XD
Person Here!
Lmao, that noob “Im Andreas” is really getting funny in Blizzard. He claims that Nachos are quitting the Nachos and joining the black to freedom! We’ve destroyed this GANG every time we faced them in unscheduled battles going on throughout the day, yet this “Im Andreas” noob is saying it’s the Nacho downfall! The Nacho site has gotten 13,000 hits and 600+ Google Searches within the past 2 days. Thanks Im Andreas π
Anyway, it’s getting to be very annoying because he thinks he’s winning π It’s time that we show him that you can’t defeat the Nachos by getting a bunch of noobs together for the stupidest reason I ever heard. I’m making a SCHEDULED battle so that the Nachos can kick Im Andreas’s sorry ass and show him it takes a lot more than a noob to get the Nachos out of our original server. Here is the information for the ass-kicking!
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Date: February 24th (Tuesday)
Time: (Ugh, I’m insanely sorry to the European people, hopefully I’ll be able to schedule something during the weekend…)
7:00- 7:30 PM EST
6:00- 6:30 PM Central
5:00-5:30 PM Mountain
4:00-4:30 PM PST
12:00-12:30 AM UK (Don’t even bother… Sorry I can’t make times European Appropriate π )
Location: Blizzard, Snow Forts! (If it’s full… then… CRAP! π ) (Also be on Nacho Chat)
Reward: 3 Medals!
Reason: To end these noobs
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When the Nachos win, I mean… if the Nachos win, your gang will have to stop this insolence on the server. If your GANG wins,Β the Nachos will have to find another server. Is that a deal? It is? GOOD! You have absolutely no reason to do this, citizens of Blizzard.
Now to respond to comments I have seen on Blizzard, flaming the Nachos:
“NACHOS R EVIL!”
M’kay.. Since 8 year old noobs are impossible to argue with, I really shouldn’t even respond to that with a dignified response, but I will anyway. When you say “EVIL,” you don’t happen to mean destroying the army that has had Blizzard for over 2 years and has never oppressed their citizens in any way? Because that is what you are doing,Β and is what I would call EVIL. I’d also call your little group, terrorists. Terrorists is an individual who uses violence, terror, and intimidation to achieve a result. Your GANG is using violence and terror to try and exterminate a fun and loving CP army, which I feel is unacceptable. You are trying to intimidate this army by leaving threatening comments and it’s time you’ve stopped. Terrorism in Club Penguin armies is ridiculous.
“WE WERE HERE LONGER WE WIN”
ROFL. Excuse me for laughing, but don’t blame me. Just because you are in one place longer, doesn’t mean you are the better amy. It means that you have no life and spend your entire day in front of a computer screen getting over excited about pixels that form together to look like penguins. Lets say its 40 Nachos vs Im Andreas. We destroy you in 15 mins, then we leave because one person isn’t a threat, and you’d be dead if this was real warfare. Imagine you claiming you won because we left, you know, that has to be the definition of a noob.
“THE CITIZENS OF BLIZZARD ARE DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE!”
Ok, Independence from what π The only thing we’ve done is stop hacking on Blizzard, and act against armies thatΒ endanger the overall welfare of the server. We don’t opress the people in Blizzard. We don’t insult them and force them to work for the Nachos. We let our citizens go their separate ways. You’re basically declaring your independence from one of the greatest armies in Club Penguin that has done no wrong to you. Yeah, that definitely makes a lot of sense.
Once I see more, I’ll definitely post them and respond π
Comment if you can make this war, I am looking forward to see you guys there π
***Person1233***
PS: WWV was called off because it was just too moronic and stupid.
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FIRST
im a big kid now
aww man second.. i can probably come
enough BS from these n00bs, seriously
Great Post.
I’ll be there π . Those annoying 6 year olds that want attention… believe me, I have had that problem in this house… before, not now
I might be there at the battle.
lol, I like your respones to these noobs. xD. They are Terrotists!
Rofl, I mean “terrorists” not terroTists.
how fun will dis be
oh ya ill be there
I might be able to make it.
I’ll be there, but I’ll be on CATERPIE because Matt 2k5 got banned…
I may be able to make it also
Boo Im ANDREAS NOOBS GO NACHOS! ALSO IF U CAN U COULD MAKE A VIDEO OF IT CALLED “BLIZZARD ATTACKS”
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i really wanted to come ={ stupid uk time!!!!
WHY CANT THE TIME BE THE SAME EVERYWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to the war xD can’t wait to pwn n00bs, I’ve met so many like Andreas… heh heh…..
12:00-12:30 AM UK (Donβt even botherβ¦ Sorry I canβt make times European Appropriate )
… ok i cant be there obviously because of the time π
I should be able to make it.
a Majority of the people that go on blizzard probably dont even know the nachos own the server there is nothing to declare independence from anyway….. OK SO I RAN SOMEONE OVER WITH A CAT TANK i didnt mean to and he’ll live… probably
THIS NOOBISH STUFF GETS ME SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might not be able 2 come because its a school day.
M’kay, Nacho205, that last part, was pretty funny(in my opinion) but, let’s face it!!! EVERYONE RUNS OVER SOMEONE WITH A CAT TANK! I ran over 500 ACP sitting in a line in 5 rooms in a ROW with a cat tank before. It didn’t hurt, they were just like dominos!!! (lol) π π SO you see, cat tanks are meant for lazers and running over ppl. Have a nice day. (P.S I think he will die because of the weight, but if that cat ate nachos that day, there is a pretty good chance he will live. Oh and also, if it was an innocent bay bee(or anyone for that matter) I will crush you like a… oops sorry! Have a nice day.)
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NOT MY IDEA π Ok maybe it is… but i was crazy and I had hot sauce that day. I go a little crazy when I eat Hot sauce with my Nachos- I mean my nachos π .
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NOT MY IDEA π Ok maybe it is… but i was crazy and I had hot sauce that day. I go a little crazy when I eat Hot sauce with my Nachos- I mean my nachos π
srry if u get 2
WOW! I have to come to this war. We need to, aparently, win back Blizzard. It won’tbe too hard tho, us nachos are like da bomb!!!! LOL!!!!!! GO NACHOS!!!!! CYA TUESDAY!!! π
ive noticed the nachos havent been using tactics enough (besides charge) we tried a line but it was terrible we should have a drill sometime soon
The Nachos rock why are these 6 year olds even fighting we have given them everything so I think it’s just wrong but LETS KICK THESE LOSERS BUTS
Heres a suggestion you could get allies to fight Im Andreas army or whoever your fighting just get lots of allies like ACP and a few other large & medium armies the could really smoke the army that your fighting if theres no allies aloud you can tell all your soilders to come to this war and thats its a suggestion peace out Mrchatterbox ACP Warrent Officer~~~ or a different rank
we dont need allies to beat em
Hey I think that Nachos will crush the rebbellion with ease. It wont be to hard. All you have to do is show up. (not kidding)
Have fun crushing the rebbellion,
~Nasa7
Nice post and i might come i have a book report. NO ONE,i mean NO ONE can distroy the nachos .We will never die never die out.
thepowers was aka Rca123456 kk
Chat doesn’t work!?!?
person since this is not evin against a army or any thing we should try a new thing like spliting in a group of four group one should be lead puy Z person man group two puckly group three terrking group 4 akabob22 that would be cool like all groups fighting in different spots in blizzard then joining all together when we reach the snow forts then we finish them off with one charge! nachos rule from Lieutenant king kinz 10!
Person, I Don’t Wanna Be N00bish But If The Citizens of Blizzard Don’t Want You On There, It’s Best You Listen
Person1233: It’s one person who is spreading lies. It’s only the black noobs who listen to anyone.
hey i was wondering where you ask for an army to be your ally?
my website is http://www.cowboysfan13.wordpress.com
That guy sounds like me when I first started Vice hahahah
Lol I might come and join the fun even though I’m not in the Nachos
i might be able to come as long as blizzard isnt full
Ok, this is my first time to this blog and I checked your whos among us thing and it said people were on from China, Japan, India, and other non english speaking places. How is that possible?
Person1233: Beats me π
Hey person. I am there see me I am 2spratmite2.
Hi im ghafari 4 i am spratmites brother.I am coming!
sorry guys i got banned i cant come
Hey Person I’m on CP right now and the Noobs didn’t even show up! So we won!
P.S ur Z Person Man right? cuz if u are u added me to ur buddy list π .
SCARY PIC!!! I WAS THERE SO DO NOT POST IT IT SCARY O_O Scram!!! Oh hi, that was Beuty, she is a coward of such strange things, unlike me…
Haha, nice post. I will try to make it.
I wasnt there because blizzard was full so i geuss ill have that thing stairing at me π
i want Z person man to add me