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Terr- I get it now akabob picks ltshaqcena then when person or linkin retires they pick whoever they want to.

Aka-Oops, I thought you were actually going to do it. My bad. 🙂

Nyg edit:

Firstm I admire how you handled my complaint. I didn’t MEAN to say I won’t let you become leader, I was just stating my opinion. Aka, how the heck dare you say ” Shaq shouldn’t have to suffer for YOUR mistakes.” Could you be anymore, rude and arrogant. You have many BLINDED decisions, so I didn’t want you to screw up yet again.

133 edit>(I go by 133 when I make edits and fyi, I’m shaq) Now I’ve been reading your edits and our comments on this post and feel like it’s time to make my side of the situation. You say I have no experience, Nyg even though I have been in the Nachos for a little over a year and I have attended chat meetings plenty of times. I also successfully took Snowy River from FGR back in the nachos vs. FGR war (That was a very short invasion and I know I can do better than that).  I’m Just going to handle this like a Leader… I Understand what you are trying to say. I’ll take this into consideration and I’ll do the best as i can as leader.

Aka-Sorry Nyg, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline your offer to change my mind.
1. We are having NO election.
2. YOU will not be choosing who gets to become leader next. Shaq shouldn’t have to suffer for YOUR mistakes.
3. Shaq has alot of experiance. You just view how long someone has been in the Nachos as experiance. May I remind you I was Sergeant, the second to lowest rank in the Nachos, sent in a speech and became Co-Leader. Look where I am now. I’ve lead you guys through countless battles, victories, and beyond, and all I’d asked from you is loyalty and respect. Now you need to let me do what is best for the Nachos and allow Shaq to be the leader. I have yet to see anyone other than you complain about my decision. Hell, even Puckley didn’t say anything to me! So I think it’s time you let Shaq be leader and stop bugging me over this issue.

Nyg edit:I know how much Puck means to Person.” What does that supposed to mean? Don’t let your feud with Person get in the way of this. Haha, a wise person once told me-Shadow2446-you gotta do the best for the Nachos. Sry, Shaq your cool and a good nacho, but you won’t be able to fulfill the role of leader correctly right now…you have no experience! Aka must not be blinded enough to see that.

Aka-Well Nyg, I would have done Puckley, but I know how much Puck means to Person, and I decided to be nice to Person and let him have the honors to Puckley 🙂 . So Shaq was it. I really would like it if we did not do an election, because you guys know how big of a fan I am with tradition. It would just throw everything out of whack.

Nyg edit: I will miss you Aka, but making Shaq leader? Shaq is an amazing guy, but this is going a little too fast. Heck, he just became Co Leader a few weeks. Last time we rushed someone into being leader was me, and look how I turned out lol. I honestly think Puck deserves it the most…or we can have an election and get the Nachos people involved. Anyone agree?

EDIT: Thanks to King Kinz and all of his begging and the rest of you begging me to stay, I have set up a compromise. A POLL.

The poll will be closed Friday around 5:00pm EST, so get voting.

http://www.luckypolls.com/index.php?act=08&id=16227

Aka here.

I have decided to retire early. Why, do you ask? Well, it’s mainly due to the fact that the most people ever say to me anymore is “Hola Aka” or something to that affect. I really wish it was the old days, where I was the only leader, and people looked up to me. Oh well. Beggers can’t be choosers, now can they?

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Andrew Ryan, BioShock

Man, has this quote helped me in so many ways. The way I view it was that if I kept obeying what everyone else would do, I would become the slave and have no chance at my picturesque life here. So I decided to make my choices, to make that speech, to try to be the best leader I could ever be, and in the end my choices made me. I fought at least 100 battles on CP, and over XAT/WordPress, a couple million. Sure, I’ll admit, I have lost a few (trying to make myself seem larger than everyone else, fighting the majority instead of the minority), but in the end, I think I have accomplished all I could here in my almost 3 years of being a Nacho. I fought for what I thought was right for myself and the Empire, and I think I achieved just that.

I’m not going to type out my history again due to the fact that you can see it in the CLH page.

Things I’m going to do before I retire:

-Demote myself to a lower rank which I made up, “Former General”

-Say thank you to each and everyone of you that I see.

-Give Shaq the keys to the playlist.

-Say everything that I’ve been holding back for all of these years.

-Make a lucky someone the new Leader.

And now for the best part of the speech!

WHAT I THINK OF THESE PEOPLE:

Zippy500-Well Zippy, it’s been a long one. But I hope now that I have gained the respect to hang out with you at your lunchroom table at the retirement home XP. But seriously now. You helped me in alot of ways, and I will never forget you for that, sir.

Person1233-I’m sorry Person, but you might be a bit dissapointed after this. You were a great friend toward me, and I thank you for that. But I’ll never understand why/how you were the better leader than I. I often feel depressed when I look back on the times we all lead this army, you, Linkin, and I. Mainly due to the fact that you took my job from me. I always hated it when I would ask “Do you know who the leaders are around here?” 95% of the people I would ask would say Person, which made me a bit angry every time I hear it. Maybe someday when we are both retired we can put aside our differences, but until then, have a good time leading the Nachos, and make them the best army you can in the time you have left. Power in the Hat.

Shadow2446-Well, apart from Zippy, you were the person who gave me the most advice on just about EVERYTHING on how to lead the army. Although some of it I didn’t follow (which I regret), alot of it I did, and you had alot of influence on how I lead. So thank you for all of the support.

Puckley-Damn, you are one (if not THE best) best C-L’s I’ve ever had. Sure, you worked with Person half the time, but what you did for us was simply amazing. Defending your lemon against FGR was one of the funnest times I had xp. Anyway, you are a really great friend and I can’t wait to see you lead the Nachos in the near future. Be blessed in your endeavors.

Jayson23-Wow. I can remember lot’s of times being with you, even though sometimes I didn’t know who you were. From ACP to Nachos, you stalked me. But hey, I’m glad you did 🙂 .

JAYSON IS SPY!

-Heavyweapons Guy

“Liquid Snake”-Well, I’m going to miss you a bit too, believe it or not. I tried showing you how to be a leader, and I hope you will follow my advice and be leader one day and not post stupid pictures of people picking their noses, xp. Have a good one.

Shaqcena-Sorry, I don’t remember your whole name 😆 Anyway, you were definatly one of the cooler people here in the Nachos, the way you took charge of the army when I thought you should, and the way you liked almost all of my favorite bands. I know for sure you will be leading in the future. Since your such a good Ambassador, I have a surprise for you when you read more of this post. 😉

Nyg-Same as Shaq. You were amazing. Hope to be talking to you in the near future. Thanks for all the help with leading and agreeing with me. It made me feel like an actual leader.

“The Fledgeling Phoniex”-Hey Dona-I mean, Linkin 😆 Even though you were inactive almost the whole time I was with the Nachos, you have been a true friend by taking the bullets for me and defending me at times of need. And that is friendship at it’s best.

Oagalthorp-Well, we all knew I was going to put you in here. In the beggining of my leadership, I  believed you were one of the most evil and despicable people in CP. The way you treated me in ACP, the way you had no disregard for the Nachos, the way you publically insult me. However, I believe I look at you in a new light (though I still don’t think ACP is the best/largest/official army in Club Penguin). You, along with Shadow, have given me tips on how to lead (through your posts) and cheered me up when I’m down, and have someone to rub their nose in when Nachos pwn ACP. I hope you have a good time believing in your Jesus Christ or whatever, and have fun in retirement.

Smeeble-All this time of being with you on the chat, and I still know relativley little about you. Thank you for being a loyal Nacho (even though you retired more than most), and maybe sometime Frog, Rca/Gitter, Opa, you, and I can all get together and talk about my sexy body XD. But seriously, consider it. Speaking of Frog…

Missfrog4-You were probably one of the best people in the Nachos. Hell, you have to be to have my phone number 🙄 But you cheered my up and had me falling out of my chair laughing so many times that I feel sore thinking about it. Your definetly going to have to meet Christine and I sometime. Hey, you got my number. Call me anytime you’d like and I’ll attempt to talk to you.

NOTE: If anyone in this list wants my number also, just ask me for it on the chat.

Batista(UMA)-One of the few great army leaders on CP. I hope UMA becomes the awesome army it was with PM. Have good days, old friend.

King Kinz 10-Thanks for the memberships man. It made CP fun again. Plus, you were one of the few that looked up to me as a leader.

Commando717(RPF)-The Commda movies were awesome. Thanks for putting me in The Last Stand, though I wish I was impaled by a flamethrower instead of being crushed. Have a fun time doing whatever it is you do (being a nut case XD).

Nachos of Club Penguin-You all are the future of my hopes and dreams, don’t ever forget that. As Zippy said before me, I’m leaving your fate in some of my most trusted friends hands. Don’t do drugs, don’t anger the All-Mighty Nanner-Puss, be abstinent (glares at Frog), and, most importantly, die with your sombreos’ on.

Non-Nachos-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JOIN ALREADY!

-New Leader-

After much thought and process of elmination stuff, I singled out the best person to take my place would be…..  Myself

Lthshaqcena

I know, I know, people are going to angry because I didn’t pick a Co-Leader. Whatever! I chose Shaq because:

A. Puckley was going to be picked by Person, and I know he wouldn’t have it any other way 🙄

B. Shaq just shares alot of leadership traits that I did when I was a Co-Leader, and I want to see them develop into a great leader.

-Closing Speech-

(This part is the part I want on the news 🙂 )

Welp, I guess this is it former comrades and and supposed haters. I am finally leaving. I hope that you all had a great time while I was your leader, as it has been for me. Through all the blood, sweat, and tears, this experiance as being leader of The Nachos of Club Penguin (the soon to be conquerors of CP :p) has been one of the single most gratifying experiances in my life. I wish you all best of luck in the future forevermore.  War has changed, but you all can be different by resisting the change to preseve the past. Even though I may be retired, I will try to make it to every meeting, and you can ALWAYS pc me for advice and support. I guess this is the part where I will say something really memorable, so I’ll end it with this note:

Nachos, till’ I Die.

=Retired General AkaBob22=

P.S-Can I be an editor or something to that effect on this site still? It would be most appreciated.

 

63 Responses

  1. “But I’ll never understand why/how you were the better leader than I”
    ok first off person actually got on cp to lead battles while you arent allowed to get on, Person gets on 7 days a week and you get on once every two weeks. Person makes almost every single post, person handles foreign affairs, person schedules practice battles and drills. Did that answer your question

    Aka-Gee Terr, I expected better out of you.
    (I’m not going to hold back the language)

    #1: I am allowed to get on. I didn’t get on before because I had no membership, and almost EVERY battle or whatever would be full. I’ve said that many times, so stop being an ignorant bastard.

    #2: I’ve gotten on every single fucking day that I could, number one. And number two, YOU are the one who hasn’t been on that much! You NEVER came on chat when you had your PS3 working, and now that it’s broke, you come on whining about it and daydreaming when you’ll get a new one. So go back to your PS3 and play with Flarry or whatever. It just makes you less of a Co-Leader here. Terr- My ps3 has been back for over a month…..

    #3: I’m not Person. I can’t stay online for 12 hours a day, and being one of the first people to comment on a new post, and you know that.

    #4: Do you KNOW what happens when I try to handle any foreign affairs? Two days ago I went to that ACP-RG meeting, and everyone ignored me, dumbass! They all sat there and read off names of “who is in RG” while Person was being an asshole and making cock-jokes! Plus, who wasn’t there? YOU.

    #5: Refer to number 1. I’m not going to make promises ik I won’t keep.

    #6: No, it didn’t. It just proves to me that one of my friends doesn’t have the respect.

  2. 1st comment! And, Aka, why did you retire, I never wanted you to leave 😥
    ~Time689~

  3. 😮 😮 😮

  4. Can I have ur number baybay? Im sad!

  5. aw it’s sad your leaving early 😦

  6. i never met u and i regret that

  7. Shaq just shares alot of leadership traits that I did when I was a Co-Leader, and I want to see them develop into a great leader.
    What are those traits? Not attending battles and barely getting on chat?

  8. Wow Terr that was nice…omg waaaa Aka I’ll miss you 😦 😦

  9. ak you are one of Those people how are cool andi know you Hate Me Probably but You are cool

  10. Bye Aka. I wish I got to know you better because you’ve been around longer than almost everyone else left, and you truly are the “Master of War”. I wish you the best of luck with the rest of your life, and I hope we can continue to strengthen ACP and the Nachos’ alliance. Don’t forget we have the same birthday 😉

    Boomer

  11. Person, here’s your RG list (you can delete this when you finish, it doesn’t need to be approved)

    Lieutenant Apocolypse66
    Officer Oberst543 (Quit)- Skip him
    Major General Nielsenkc – That’s a big one…
    Person: Niel is still a Major General? Holy sh**…
    Officer Blitz567
    Officer Mix1011
    Captain M3adow Sue (Not ranked in RG, but submitted Join comment)
    Sergeant Edge126
    Officer Kansas234
    Lieutenant Trooper7890
    Sergeant Jjdj235 (Listed as Blueswill in your ranks)
    Trooper Poliwinkle

  12. welcome to retirment island aka we have free burritos etc but watch out cause ogal is building a sentry near the buffet table (WARY) hope to see you in TF2 bobert
    ~Jayson23~

  13. shaq went from ambassador to leader in like 2 weeks O_O

  14. Wow, one of the three major leaders retires, and this is how we treat him? What a great army. 🙄

  15. and beetween hell and aka its a new sentance….. i never put periods anyway lol

  16. Person!! Irish people are attacking Fjord!! its war and this time they get fjord if they win

  17. 😦 Bye AKA, We’ll miss you really freakin’ much! sooo…. bye. 😦 I’ll miss ya.

  18. Well Aka we had our ups and downs and I’ll miss you I have to admit. I think Shaq would be the best choice also. Well good bye Aka hopefully we can be friends now. Later
    Man so
    Long

  19. and other leader (whoop i messed up)

  20. bye Aka, I will miss you. You were a great leader, and always had something to cheer us up when chuck noris fails. [ is that even possible?……]

  21. Bye AKA Person is the better leader cuz he’s way more active. He’s always at battles and on chat but you were a great leader AKA!

  22. the chat is f***** up right now

  23. Wow, two retired leaders in a week I think o.O

  24. see ya aka and i think shaq was a exelent choice goodbye

    Redblast1000,when the going gets tough the tough get cheese

  25. 😆 Nice attempt to get my name right, I’ll give you that. We’ll all miss you as a leader and a nacho and I guess you will also be living with Shadow in his retirement home.

  26. actualy i think ltshaquenca was recently changed to a co leader maybe im wrong though

  27. i overreacted, i was mad that you would retire, i’ll miss you aka.

  28. goodbye aka we never realy became freinds in fact im not 100% sure you know who the crap I am but atleast we didnt hate eachother :/

  29. i understand agent

  30. Well how am I going to fit this all in? Man Aka I am going to miss you to tell you the truth this army would not be the same with out you! Not alot of people in this army repected you though you were a great person Aka. Now about those peple not respecting you….. First of all Terr I know you can be an ass sometimes and I fully understand that but damnit open your eyes Akabob is leaving the building and all you give him is a box of insults damn Terr I hope thats your last words you want to say to Aka I really do. And Greenarms just your name makes me want too vomit you dont know crap about Aka because you are not in the Nachos dont judge a man until you know who he really is not what you hear. Aka I hope you come on the chat because I still have much to talk to ya about. Also Aka one last thing your a great person dont let anyone else say nay to that you led this army well and I hope you do as well in life. Well so long pal and keep up the great work!

    P.S Bioshock rules and nice quote!

    ~Zzztops nacho head gen~

  31. Oops sorrey Terr didnt see ya said sorrey lol

  32. I hope you don’t leave!

  33. You guys can’t even deal with a decision can you? you all have to be confused and start a huge commotion that Aka picked me to be leader and not Puck. Nyg, you barely did anything while you were a leader. the only thing you rly did was achieve the number for most posts made and make the amendments. Now someone who has been in the nachos for less than 5 months starts acting up and wants a poll even after Aka said he was going to retire and he WAS NOT GOING TO COME BACK. Aka retired and all you can think of is “OMG… Shaq is leader?! I wanted Puckley to be leader even though he has been inactive the past few days!” 🙄 Have some damn respect, our leader has retired!

  34. Haha, Aka I hope u know you have a great legacy!

  35. ok Akabob im going to miss u you alwaysed talked to me on chat on pc u always were nice to me u were a great leader and poeple like (GREENARMY)got to shut the hell up give some respect to the former leader and wut the heck person and Akabob are the same age so shut up AKABOB DID ALOT OF STUFF FOR THIS ARMY HE DID SO MUCH WHEN ME AND U WERE NOT AROUND. akabob u really earnd the tittle of MASTER AT WAR good luck in ur future king kinz

  36. im sorry to see you go aka I’ve never really met you but i know you were a great leader im sorry it came to this. 😥

  37. Yeah! I miss the good old days too! Where I criticized Akabob for being stupid! Thanks for mentioning me Aka. Have fun being retired, its truly a blast, nobody can do anything about what you say now. XD

    – Commando717

    Fight The Good Fight

  38. Bye aka!:(

  39. Bye, Akabob I always thought you were a good leader!
    I think there should be no VOTING!!! Hell with that!!
    We vote too much. If you were leader how would you like
    the person who succeeds you getting told no he can’t be it.
    Or even Shaq. has anybody ever thought of him??
    I mean, If you became a leader than got that all taken away
    from you getting told No! You cant. we dont want you too.
    even though you might think he is not ready that shows
    That you don’t trust him to do a good job.
    Honestly, Shaq. will make one hell of a leader.

    Aka bob… Don’t leave!!!
    The Nachos Luv you!!!!

    <3,
    Meadow sue

  40. Ill miss ya Aka 😥 cya man!

    p.s. I should be in the record book… Record: Making a famous saying; WWBD=What Would Bawb Do

    😆

    ~Fussion

  41. Why is everyone retiring???

    WHY WHY WHY, DELILAH XD

    I wish I was on there, wait, I dont know anybody or anything here, why would I be?
    Because I am king Mega Jupaness noobster!!

  42. r u gonna b active?

  43. AkaBob,
    You probibly dont know me, im pie1530, and i think your the best leader there could be! It dosn’t mater how much time you spend on club penguin or chat (i cant go on chat XD) or if your at EVERY BATTLE(not being meat to person, u rock too dude)! The real thing is if your a nacho in the heart. you really shouldn’t leave. if i had to chose between me leaving or you leaving i would leave.(i aint retiring) I think it is wrong that your leaving. you ARE the nacho. If you leave its like breaking a nacho in half. its ruind! Done. over with. When i retire i will thank you, for making this nacho a whole one.

    i know this is from ogals retirement but, I SALUTE YOU!
    Pie1530

  44. Well Aka, ill miss you too. You were a GREAT Leader. Even better during the ACP – Nacho Conflict when you were Co-Leader I belive.

    And all of this non-sense about Shaq and Puck, get over it. Respect Aka’s desicion.

    I wish you luck in life.

    -Linkin

  45. Btw, this goes to Greenarms. Do you have no respect? Aka has done 10 times more stuff in this army than you ever will. You don’t know ANYTHING about Aka. Show respect, a good man just retired.

  46. yea what Linkin said xD!

  47. Um exscuse me,
    i just created an army called The Club Penguin Crew Army, can we be your allies? im a nacho (officer to be exact) and can alot of people reading this go to clubpenguincrewarmy.wordpress.com/join and join? that would be AWSOME! thanks
    pie1530

  48. guys you shouldnt have begged him to stay. if he feels like its time to leave the nachos then just let him leave

  49. Active, but Puckley should be leader 8-).

  50. what's this do?

  51. I’m sorry I never got to meet you Aka D: , You sounded like you were a awesome leader.Say hi to Oagal Zippy and Jedi at the retirmeny home for me XP

  52. retirement*

  53. dang
    aka is gonig and he could of been the best leaders i had
    that stinks because i really wanted to meet him
    if you can akabob
    dont retire because the people will probaalbly be nice enough to not call you holy aka
    dont leave
    littlebob63

  54. It’s definitely not going to be the same around here without you, Aka. I just want to say thanks for everything you have done for the Nachos. Thanks for being a great friend to me and to everyone else. You had great leadership skills. I wish I would have came around a bit sooner so I could I seen you at your work when you were active as a Co-Leader in the Nachos. I’ll miss you Aka, everyone one of us will. I wish you the best of luck in life and in whatever you decide to do.
    Good-Bye! 😦
    *Salutes*
    ~Nacho Co-Leader~
    ~Puckley~

  55. 133 Is ltshaquenca 😮 all this time i had no idea who those edits were from

  56. that whole poll thing is ridiculous Aka wants to retire SO LET HIM :X

  57. i coulda swore that :X made a face maybe its 😡

  58. wait a minute whos the new co-leader

  59. I think we have a new record for the record book here 🙄 most edits in one post

  60. AKA its Drselden,I know i didnt really know you good but, I do know that you were a great leader and I and all the other nachos will miss you…..

  61. Wowee, this month is full of sudden retirements 😦 First Ankita and now you?!?!?!? Well Aka, you’re one hell of a guy and we’ll all miss you =[ Afro Power! }]i[{ (<That is a butterfly.)

    ~~~Fox~~~

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