Months have passed since the last time Nachos and ACP fought in a real war. But the time has come, Nachos. The ACP has ridiculed us, put us down. No group of Nachos are EVER safe from ACP on ANY server. We go to Fjord, 5 ACP noobs there ready. White House, Blizzard . . . even worse. They look like ACP, they say they are ACP, they are ACP. ACP needs to be taught a fu**ing lesson. Moreover, Boomer, needs to be taught a lesson. This war will help you learn the lesson, control YOUR FU**ING TROOPS!
The Nachos hereby declare war on the ACP(Army of Club Penguin)
Get ready for a war the ACP will never forget. ACP will be sucked dry of every ounce of pride they ever had, and will be crushed by this fantastic army. This is only possible, by you. . . The troops that make this army possible. The troops in this army make me so proud to be a Nacho, and now, we will be proud to be a Nacho while kicking the ACP’s a$$! Our first attack, Invade the DRACP.
***This invasion has been planned and approved by the leaders over the past 6 days***
Here is the invasion schedule:
April 2nd(Thursday)
Server: Breeze
Time:
7:00-7:30 PM EST (4 PM PST) (12 AM Uk…)
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Server: Ice Berg
Time:
7:35-7:50 PM EST (4:35 PM PST) (12:35 AM Uk…)
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Server: Ice Breaker
Time:
7:55-8:15 PM EST (4:55 PM PST) (12:55 AM Uk…)
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April 3rd (Friday)
Server: Ice Cold
Time:
3:00-3:30 PM EST (12 PM PST) (8 AM Uk…)
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Server: Ice Cube
Time:
6:30-7:30 PM EST (3:30 PM PST) (11 AM Uk…)
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Server: Iceland
Time:
8:00-9:00 PM EST (5 PM PST) (1 AM Uk…)
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April 4th (Saturday)
Server:Klondike
Time:
11:00 AM-12:00 PM EST (8 AM PST) (4 PM Uk…)
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Server: Icicle
Time:
3:00-4:00 PM EST (12 PM PST) (8 PM Uk…)
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Server: Marshmallow
Time:
6:00-7:00 PM EST (3 PM PST) (11 AM Uk…)
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April 5th (Sunday)
Server: Snow Fort
Time:
2:00-3:00 PM EST (11 AM PST) (7 PM Uk…)
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Server: Snow Globe
Time:
4:00-5:00 PM EST (1 PM PST) (9 PM Uk…)
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Those who show outstanding work during these invasions will be rewarded with medals. I am going to make this clear, there is a good chance we will lose some of these invasions. The invasions are not to take the servers, we are not greedy. The invasions are to weaken the ACP, as they lose these invasions against an army called the “Nachos,” their troop morale will drop dramatically. Many ACP are already fleeing to the stable Nacho Empire, because unlike the ACP, there has only been one threat of civil war in the Nachos. (back in November, but was stopped when I decided to quit) Boomer, you are a good guy, but your army is a pile of sh**. I don’t want this “diplomacy” crap, this is Club Penguin armies, we fight, and it just so happens that the Nachos will be kicking your ass all this week. Have a nice day 😉
Also, we do not care if you decide to help us in this war, because we don’t want it to be 5 Major Armies vs ACP 🙄 Let us do this on our own.
***Person1233***
PS: April Fools.
Filed under: The Nacho Army |
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
Hope no one takes offense 😐 XD
lol this is hilarious
lol April fools, NO WAR XD
I was shocked… then came the bottom 😆
lmao PS: April fools xD
O.o I knew you were going to do something… But nobody belived me.
LMAO XD Nice one Person (Hey guys I knew he was going to do this for a week now, thats why I didn’t have one XD)
– Commando717
Fight The Good Fight
Ima ACP soldier and I was furious until I saw the bottom!!! Hilario!!!
That’s probably the best one I’ve seen so far…
Sigh… no matter how much I try, I just can’t like the nachos. I know that saying I hate you RPF rules and blah blah in caps lock won’t help, so let me just say this-any army with a party food as their name seriouly is just NOT cool.
Nobody wants to help you anyway. 🙄
AWESOME!!! The time has come!!! Nacho leaders I’m in no matter what even if I’m not an official nacho!
FINALY!
oh just red the bottom! LOL!
YA!!!1 WAR!!111
Yeah Person…. I bet that offended a LOT of troops because of rogue ACP….
ROFL APRIL FOOLS
Finally..MRW will be invading the KCP empire. Oh, and I have been waiting 🙄
Another thing I have to say to Akabob and Shaq is Shaq please keep me in the nachos cuz if ya let me go now then u let me go forever and um being a great nacho and I haven’t bribed or asked for promos to anyone I mean I’ve improved even Zzztops thought so even ask him. Also Akabob just let me back in I mean like u told me on the phone” tancho I was just like u one time but I got to the top with a speech I made for Zippy, well Aka I gotta tell ya something nachos ain’t 10 people active anymore, we are talking hundreds and hundreds of troops but I will make a speech why I should be a nacho commander. Akabob u have said to me u would love to have me back also but u were the one who prevented it fro
happening!! Just think Aka
LMFAO im like what the hell what persondo this time:0. then I read the bottom and im like OH MY FREAKIN GOD nice person.
Redblast1000,when the goin gets tough the tough get cheese
Notice the date xD
April 1st 2006 not 2009 xDD
Nice job Person.
I thought Person was going to say he quit and write a big retirement speech, cuz that’s Personish. Oh wait, declaring war on ACP is more Personish, lolz. Nice one!
lol good one person!!!
Woah I really thought there was gonna be a war,lmao
war !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i always wanted to do that!
wait i for got its april first F*** no war i like acp though
bring it on, perverts.
Boomer’s not gonna like this…
lol 😆
aw, damn…
Youve got a point though. Last time ACP mentioned IW were being suspicous Noobs were attacking us on Mammoth for a week. 🙄
Odd, you had it all planned out and everything!
I can expect that some nachos are going to be reading this TOMMORROW and then actualy follow the orders….. and why is it always a joke against ACP?
I spent so much time on this post when it was just gonna be an April Fools Day Post XD!
Lol. Remember me Person? Well no hard feelings. Anyway, Why dont u attack acp? I was so excited until the end…lol.
YOu got me until the bottom! You r good. I am not easily tricked. Until you get serious like this. And those N00bs who think this was real? LOLZ. Read the “april foolz” part! (Oh yeah and I totally messed up… I was on blizard and some ACP n00bs attacked and I got REALEY owned there were like 15
and I uh joined ACP…)
APRIL FOOLS FOR THINGS IN PARENTHESES!
Knowing ACP, they won’t bother to read the bottom and will start attacking us. 🙄
is there a war or not ? is it really an April fool joke or not 😐
person how long have been planning this april fools joke, but anyways good one,and i hope acp reads the bottom
YES FINNALLY WE GO TO WAR WITH ACP 😀 IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! You got me really excited!!!!!!!!!!! crys
i Red The Bottom Nice tRick Person 😉
Why does it say “April 1st, 2006?
damnit, i wanted war. WHAT THE HELL!?
~ bonez15404
do we still get medals if we show up at thos places?
nice…and for the ppl that didnt get it, THERE IS NO WAR! READ THE BOTTOM! (aka:tancho) and xbox001, if u hate us, then y do u repeatly check our site? if u hate us, leave us alone and get on wif ur life.
LOL APRIL FOOLS *Puts a “kick me” sign on persons back* I didnt do anythig, so why you looking at me like that….. (think) (swt)
Ok. Im giving out 500 xats. Whoever pcs me and says “Your the one who commented on the nacho site as Guess who, Gimme my xats now” Whoever guesses right, gets 500 xats. Ok so PC me if you think you know who this is and youll get 500 xats…. Maybe… Maybe not…(wary)
OMG that was a good one!!!! I was completly convinced for a while! That actually offended me, I hate to call to cancel 3 parties, all my soccer practices and a date! You ruined my social life with that. Now I have nothing to do until MONDAY!!!!!! You suck!!!
-april fools!!!!! heehee
I have to agree with everything Tat20s just said.
ROFL PERSON, JUST ROFL! that was a great joke, honestly I was about to leave a “OH IT IS ON PERSON!BLAH BLAH” Comment until I read April Fools Rofl Rofl Rofl, anyways YOU SUCK PERSON I WANT THE NACHOS DEAD! (April Fools TO YOU person)
Good I hate ACP… UMA should help even though it is not needed but we should kick it old school, UMA NACHOS AND IW V.S. ACP. That would be SWEET!
Did we make an Allience with ACP? Cause the ninjas HATE ACP and my friend is a Ninja 😦
THE NACHOS ARE NOT AT WAR WITH ACP!! READ THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN POST!!
Some people are complete morons.
Sorry, I lost my temper.
you spent all that time to write that just to say april fools while still convincing people that it’s on
tiz a joke guys
I still think the whole WW merging into ACP was much better. Because i knew this was fake the second i saw it, but ours fooled so many people-wwarmy.com
WW and ACP was a better joke 🙂 . But I like how you put “P.S. April Fools” really small at the bottom 🙂
The only reason you think it was a better joke was because you saw the WW one first and you expected this one 😛
hehe, u scared me 🙄
FINALLY!!!! ive always wanted to fight those green fidgets whose boss
i didnt even see the april fools at the bottom
p.s.- it cost me about 20 seconds of my life(still funny XD)
hahahhahha original. but knowing the acp they wonr read the bottom and start attacking nachos 😛
True true……
Actually, and I saw Commando’s post
Rofl. You really got me. That was hillarious!!!! Knowing Acp they wont read bottom 🙄 lol good joke tho.
to bad i was ready to beat the F***ing s**t our of them
oh april fools…. A-hole you freaked me out for a second! XD
~Rocknroll63
I know it’s a “joke” just saying my friend is really P.O’ed at me cause of ACP >.>
-Ninjas hate ACP and I once had a battle to help them Before I joined the nachos… On the bright side of my life…. I may not quit Nachos-
Good one XD I was so excited till the bottom!!!!
can you please promote my website i am against acp !!!! please promote it i need more hits and its filled with cheats and more please help a guy out !!!!
http://www.berry675.wordpress.com
Damnit I really thought we were going to war :ono:
DANG i wish it wasent a april fools joke if theres on army i hate its the acp
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i was on ice cold and i found no one! good 1!!!
Haha. I am the one who told you to do this as a joke, Person…
person u crack me up u foo