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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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107 Responses

  1. Srry i did not come.. i was busy helping at baseball tryouts.

  2. i didnt go

  3. 1st comment! also i made it

    -Green Luck77

  4. I made it!! Am I still in nachos?

  5. I made it

  6. i made it at the very beginning, but because of weather conditions, i was forced to shut down my comp

  7. I MADE IT AND I LOVE IT!!

  8. i did not go beacause a forgot.

  9. I MADE IT ! HAD A LOT OF FUN

  10. I’m gonna go hang myself I’m too depressed. PS tell Fussion when he gets better he was always my best friend and I will miss him very much

    133 edit> Don’t say that… you won’t hang yourself because it is the easy way out of your problems and suicide is a mortal sin.

  11. I know shaq but everyone in nachos hate me and don’t care about me. I always get nagged on!! Why can’t I be a nacho? Makes no sense to me that’s why I’m taking my own life, I’m not kidding

    It’s just a game… how can someone be so hooked onto an army that plays on a crappy children game fighting in organized snowball fights? it’s pretty much a BS reason to kill yourself.

  12. If no one likes me or cares about me, why stay alive? I tried my best at being a nacho and apparently it wasn’t good enough F my life! F me!

  13. Why can’t I be a nacho!!!!!! I hate myself!! Why why why

  14. That’s how much I care! Why won’t u take me back!!! Plz!!! Save my life!!! Please that’s all I ask! I’ll shut the f*ck up!

  15. It’s either u make me a major general in the nachos or I blow my brains out all over the coffee table. Please don’t make me shoot or hang myself. I still haven’t chosen how I’m gonna end my life. Any suggestions?

  16. Ok well I will be watching out

  17. Please tell me I’m back in!! If I didn’t care I wouldn’t be making all these comments!!!!!! Please
    tell me I’m back in

  18. I made it. 🙂 🙂

  19. Please Person, please Linkin, please Ltshaqcena, please Akabob

  20. Thinks of Tancho: *Issues* 😕
    ~Policeman558. . . .

  21. Nachos I care!

  22. You need to GET a Life. Go to school. Get an Edemacashun, and Stop thinking that this is a real life thing 😕 Either that or try a therapist. It worked for me in 1st and Kindergarten.
    ~Policeman558. . .

  23. My Tooth hurts 😐

  24. I was there.

  25. Tancho you f***ing idiot, Nobody cares about you. Okay? And your not gonna fkin hang yourself over a club penguin army refusing to let you re-join. thats BS and you know it, we all know it, thats just another reason for us to hate you.

  26. Bye nachos

  27. U guys are the ones who have f***ing issues!! I can’t stay in a club penguin kids army that’s gay

    Tancho, you don’t need us. Honestly, dont kill yourself either! You told me you were one of the top basket ball players in the nation, go on and make a career out of that. Maybe I’ll see you in the NBA one day, and will be saying “fu** why did we fire him…”

  28. I made it!!!!!!!! Oh by the way guys, im not using reflex anymore, so if you can take the reflex out of my name on the rankings\ medals page. its dashing snow to you! (the reason is because i like dashing snow better and reflex is banned anyways * forever* XD)

  29. i was there! Yay! 3 medals

  30. i made part of it

  31. DAMN I MISSED IT 😡

  32. I was there!

    ~time689~

  33. i made it

  34. Well I probably will make it to the NBA but I need to have a childhood also and u guys I want to be apart of it. I’m asking u now if I can be rehired?

  35. I guess not:(

  36. I made IT!!!!

  37. Unfortunately Tancho, the members of the Nacho Armed Forces have voted, and the results of the poll were for you to be fired. We’ve rehired you 5 times before, enough is enough 😐

  38. Tancho said
    April 21, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    U guys are the ones who have f***ing issues!! I can’t stay in a club penguin kids army that’s gay

    Tancho you were saying were having issues for playing a kids game.You have issues killing yourslef over a 7 yr old kids game

  39. oh and i made it

  40. I never did anything tht was so bad, I must be that bad of a person then. People in the low ranks don’t even know me but voted yes bcuz I was ranked higher than they were. I’m getting out my dads shotgun and you know the rest….. Well bye person I always thought u were cool

    Person: Honestly Tancho, committing suicide 😐 You’re going to burn in hell for all of eternity if you kill yourself. It isn’t worth it.

  41. sorry i couldnt make it.
    ~Rugrat

  42. Person please can I just be rehired? I swear if I say the word promotion u can fire me forever and I mean forever. Please I need help and support I mean my best friend could die

  43. dude your going to kill you self over a game? that’s not right dude 😐 and you not going to get back in by making person feel bad cuz its not working 😐

    and i did not make it 😦

  44. PERSON I EMAILED CP AND THEY EMAILED BACK.THIS IS WHAT THEY SAID.

    Hi there, Thank you for writing in on behalf of your friend, however, I cannot discuss accounts that do not belong to you. If you have any further questions, concerns or ideas regarding Club Penguin just let me know. I am happy to help! Sincerely, Anthony Club Penguin Support «»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«»«» ORIGINAL MESSAGE – do not edit below this line.

    this is mine

    Dear Club Penguin

    I am writing to you about a very good friend of mine on Club Penguin called Person1233. He tried to go on as his penguin Person1233 and he was found that his penguin was banned forever. He didn’t have anything to do with his ban and he claims someone hacked his account. I believe his story as he is a famous penguin and a lot of other penguins are jealous and hack him. Please un-ban Person1233 as he misses him very much.

  45. you might have to email them.

  46. you have a chance of getting person1233.LOL this all came out of boredom XD

  47. after the patrol we did a fight

  48. I’m most likely quitting Nachos within 2 weeks.

  49. Made it!

  50. I come to every single war/event so I was there

  51. I’m sorry I wasn’t there I had softball practice. Also I record Nacho events a lot! I recorded the Fjord Invasion and I also recorded Bat’s Last Battle. Also, xD you were Billabub the gay penguin xDDDDDDDDDD

  52. I made it that was EPIC as EPIC DUCK!(dont ask).

  53. i wuz there!

  54. lets have a poll saying which way should Tancho kill himself, i say he lights himself with a match and jumps off a high building so he looks like a meteor

    Person: That’s just mean Terr XD

  55. Terr u should be fired u ducking dick! At least Person is nice and a decent dude, ur just a pure loser tht plays ps3 all day

  56. I was there for the last half of it.

  57. Well, Person i was there, but i screwed up.
    I said “Person!!!!!!!!” but then i realized i didn’t have to leave.
    I think i should lose a medal or two or three for that.
    All respects given,
    Little Jj101

  58. I made it! YAY IMA GONNA BE ON YOUTUBE!!!!!

  59. Tancho, DUDE! WHAT R U THINKING!!!! LIFE IS ALWAYS WORTH IT! DONT END IT!! ITS ONLY THE BEGINNING!
    Seriously… I mean come on!! Its a fun game, but dont end your life over it!
    I hardly know you but (you should stop cussing if you live) I mean why?????
    Dude you have a family, the nachos and your REAL family! You cant just QUIT them like you can in a game!
    Dont do it, man.
    ITS NEVER WORTH IT TO KILL YOURSELF!!

  60. I made it by 7:52 and untill it was over.

  61. i came to it and loved it! but how can u make angry face using keys?

  62. after the patrol all of u guys left so only a couple nachos were there. and a rogue army came
    to fight us. we slightly managed to beat them. beside that. all was good!

  63. i was there we did AWSOME

  64. I was there

    ~Cahickey~

  65. oops my last comment i spelled my name wrong 😳

  66. IM MISSING EVERY BATTLE GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

  67. I learned new emotes! ❗ ❓ 👿 💡 ➡

  68. I made the very beginning of it.

  69. thats awsome

  70. Just letting you know, I am doing medals at this moment!

  71. i WAS THERE.

    -tryeuwqiop

  72. Tancho ENOUGH already!!!!!!!!! Stop bugging us.

    no offence

  73. ok tancho all i can say is u r a dumba** u dont no sh** just shut up stop crying like a baby and pretending to kill urself cuz u r a kiss up u r retarded for even saying ur gonna kill urself after making all those comments and saying u were gonna kill urself than do it no one cares and dude y should we be jealous of u cuz u got fired 5 times its just an online game go hang out with ur friends or something have a life clubpenuin is just clubpenguin damn u got issues oh yea the nachos made the decision now ur fired i came to the practice battle or watev its called

    ~~Lost In Thought

  74. Guys, tancho and terrking, fighting wont solve anything!( i know, fighting is all about what nachos do, but its just for fun!) So seriously! TANCHO, THE NACHOS ARE ONE ARMY OUT OF WHAT, FIFTY? SO I DONT MEAN TO BE RUDE BUT SERIOUSLY JOIN ANOTHER ARMY! I mean, nachos are great, and personally, i think best, but seriously, go to ACP, or REBEL PENGUIN ect ect. PLUS WE ALL KNOW U WONT COMMIT SUICIDE. UR JUST TRYING TO MAKE US FEEL BAD. JUST think outside the box. Is being in a computer army, where there are hundreds of other armies, really THAT IMPORTANT?!!!!!! You shouldnt’ve disobeyed and instead u should’ve followed the rules and been a NICE CLEAN NACHO CITIZEN! Not to mention, lets say u do commit suicide. What will that solve? U either A. go to he** and Burn and be in total pain, B. fail and instead end up mortally injuring urself and living in pain, not even able to do anything about it, which will be even worse, because u wont even be able to come on here and complain, u will just sit in a hospital bed and wonder “why” C. Not only will u die, but u wont be able to try and get in the NBA! SO u will be sitting in hell, burning, or sitting in a hospital bed, thinking ” If i tried, would i have made it?” Guess what, like the old saying goes-U NEVER KNOW until U TRY! So don’t even consider killing urself! BECAUSE THINGS WILL ALWAYS GET BETTER, it just depends on what u choose.

  75. TANCHO TANCHO TANCHO TANCHO READ ABOVE COMMENT! PLEASE READ ABOVE COMMENT! U NEED TO READ ABOVE COMMENT!

  76. Lmao comment #61

  77. I was there. Nice video 😎

  78. I was there!!!!!! I’m on youtube yayy!

  79. Tancho Your Just. . .Just. . . Pathetic. How OLD are you to even do this. Last night I went to bed thinking about this dumba*s decition. If you get fired, GET OVER IT. Ok? If you have been fired and so your DONE. GOT IT. If ya got fired ya fired. Just go to ACP and if ya get fired from thee go to UMA. Then to more armies. If ya can’t do that. Try making your OWN army. *duh* THEN IF THAT FAILS, JUST BE A NORMAL PENGUIN! MAKE VIDS! MAKE IDEAS FOR THE CP TEAM! And if your just THAT PATHETIC, Then dude, your just sad. So Get a life and to know that there is SO much to do without the Nachos. I mean, if you think about it, You can do Numurous things with the Nachos. So I want you to think about that k?
    ~Policeman558
    P.S. I didnt make it. . . 😦

  80. Tancho, give it up. Please. Your fired from the nachos and no matter how much you beg, you are not getting back in. So go join ACP or something.

  81. i made it!!!!!!! that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. I made it but it was only for like 5 minutes 😦

  83. i saw myself!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -Green Luck77

  84. I forgot to mention i made it

  85. thanks
    a loyal soldier
    Zayer

  86. Person why the heck do i have 5 medals? i only was supposed to get three minus the screw up.

  87. WOOT! I saw my self in the video!!!! Who made the video? Who ever did has REALLY good video making skills. I was there.

  88. Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

  89. I made it but I had to go to sleep like 2 mins after the start >.<

    OMG,people in that video are like bots there so damn good! Thats the unique thing about nachos. Disciplined troops 😀

  90. i made it

  91. M3adow sue was there!! Woo! 🙂

    I am not even going to comment on Tancho….
    If I did it would become a novel. -_-
    I like comment 61! *giggles*

  92. the last patrol rocks

  93. I wish I could of came, but I missed it XD! I’ll get it next time.

  94. I wont be able to come to anything until they finish remoldling my house.

  95. i made it. OMG SO MUCH PEOPLE

  96. I made it!!It was awesome!!

  97. I came too the partol
    TTobyTobe
    PS sorry that I am late for telling you

  98. I made it! it was super cool!!!

  99. i made it

  100. guys swearing means suspension,so no more swearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  101. i waz there

  102. i made it to the batlle

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