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Before I start this post, lemme just give you a link to an army. Read the first post  :

http://cpgoldteam.wordpress.com/

My response: ROFLMAO

Ok, there is some noobish army named “CP Gold Team” who thinks that a 3 man army can beat an army with 190 *and counting* active soldiers. I don’t mean to sound rude, but they have no clue what they are up against. Their “challenge” said this:

“They will get thier butt kicked again just because they commented on my last post about it! War at Walrus Nachos. Bring your allies! We can go on monday at 1:00 PST! Are you scared?”

First off, Walrus is a USRPF server. Second of all, if we brought allies, Walrus would be full 🙄 Third of all, LMAO. We will accept this small army challenge, but first, I am asking RPF, Can we use Walrus to own a noob army who challenged us there?

This is the information for their “challenge”. (The only reason I am recognizing this disturbance is because we take all threats seriously)

Date: April 27th (MONDAY)

Times:(I did not make these times, blame the noobs. Their leader isn’t in school yet so he does not know that some people have school 😛 )

1 PM PST

2 PM Mountain Standard Time

3 PM Central Standard Time

4 PM Eastern Standard Time

9 PM UK

Location: Walrus, Snow Forts

Reward: 2 Medals, and we get to show the 158th largest army in Club Penguin what the 2nd largest army in Club Penguin is made up of 🙄

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Comment if you can or can not be there! I expect to see over 190 comments, since on our active post we got 195 comments 😯 ! I’m also expecting 30 Nachos there, since only UK and EST Nachos will be able to make it because of the poorly scheduling by this “Gold Team,”

***Person1233***

161 Responses

  1. I can make it 😛

  2. FIRST!!!

  3. LOL

  4. sECOND COMMENT

  5. person we should hold a meeting tomorrow and discuss something like battles nachotv medals how the nachos have been doing stuff like tht

  6. I CAN MAKE IT

  7. I CAN MAKE IT

  8. Hello! I am not here to talk about going or not (cuz I not a Nacho member) HA HA but I am just here to say HEY!!! so… “hey!” LOL anyways what up Nachos??? UGH now I want some cheese sauce to dip my Nachos in and eat them… I went to a baseball game and had Nachos with cheese sauce! YUMMY LOL sorry for eating you guys… (most of you taste good though…)

    …Mrpengiewin

  9. i don’t think I can make it(sorry) I will probably still be in school. 😦

  10. Hey Person can i help i am going to evetually join the Nachos anyway and it said bring your allies and isn’t ACP an ally to you nachoz

  11. this sucks. its at 2 pm.(for me) i wish i could be there to kick their butt, but i can’t make it.

  12. FIRST OF ALL, HA U CAN’T WIN TEAM GOLD WILL KICK YO ***. SECOND OF ALL, YO FAKE *** ARMY WON’T STAND A F*****’ CHANCE! AND THIRD OF ALL YOU ALL SUCK! DID U SEE WHAT WE DID TO ACP WHEN THEY CAME TO WALRUS? DONT BE STUPID AND MESS WITH US! IN PLUS I BET U WROTE ALL DEM FAKE COMMENTS BCUZ YO ARMY IS RASIN SMALL! SO IF I WERE DUMB AND DIRTY LIKE YOU I WOULDN’T HAVE TALKED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

    ~ Spice Ice116

    Person: Rethink what you just said when you see this pic of the Nacho army at it’s smallest: http://nachosofclubpenguin.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fjordts3.png

  13. I am probably gonna get ohme around almost 5ish so yea.

  14. im pretty sure i can make it

    and rofl

    them n00bs otta be taught a lesson, ya hear? 8)

  15. Sorry person i cant make it 😥 1pm PST is 4 AM oh well take pics for me to see!

  16. Those a-holes… they can’t even make reasonable times.

  17. the gold team is just bogus. I can’t make it, but i know for a FACT that the Nachos will win. And I don’t give a crap about the Gold army. So there.

  18. I am pretty sure I can come. This will be fun a war to own some nooby meat puppets! Lol they are just like what FACP used to be like. Acting all big and strong when they are tiny hah they are gonna get KILLED!

    @Too Smarterkid116

    1. I have never heard of Team Gold so they must be as small as heck

    2. I see tons of gramaticall errors in your comment

    3. Of all we are NOT the size of a raisin we have TONS of active troops

    4. You have the quick wited and short tempered mind of an eight year old judging by your comment

    5. Your pic looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old XD!

    ~Zzztops Nacho Head General~

  19. DUDE I FOUND THE LEADER OF THE CP GOLD TEAM AND WE GOT IN TO A FIGHT ABOUT WHOS WAR IS BETTER AND I WON. I WAS ADVERTISING THIS SITE AND HE CAME IN AND ADVERTISED HIS SITE SO IT WAS WAR.

  20. Lol, i can probably make it person. I might be a little late because of the n00bish times though.
    I expect we will have like 15 nachos to start with, there because of the times. The people on the west coast probably cant make it.

    P.S. Wow dude, just wow. Calling us names, saying could beat us. Your a 3 man army 🙄 This will be a great practice battle for us 😛

    ~Tom44~

  21. I can’t make it

  22. im not sure if i can be there. My time is central so i will have to run home from school.

  23. I live in Central Time and can make it cuz I get back from skool at 2:40. PM (12:40) PST we really need another order 67 if so CPRA is definstely in! Time to kick ass! I know CPRA got wasted by IW and IW started recording when we all left. But don’t think were peferic only 6 ppl came but 14 others who tried to come couldn’t we had a bad day. Go to BJ’s site there leaders mom is a bitch.

  24. i cant make it too early
    ~Rugrat

  25. psh nachos dont think your the best. ACP will rock your world! by the way thanks for the nachos lol jk :p

  26. I might come, but I might just sit there and watch them get pwned and rboadcast it coz it will be so damn FUNNY.

  27. Hey , the CPSO will take them out 1 on 1!

  28. idk if i can make it ill try

  29. Omg! How can any of you guys be expected to show up!? 1 PM Pst!?!?! How the hell is anyone supposed to make it?!

  30. Hey Person can u add my army to ur blogroll the Tostada Army

    tostadasofcp.wordpress.com

    **GPH136**

  31. LOL ROFL i cant belive that the gold team think they can beat us. I left lots of nast comments on every blog on there site and i just cant stop LAUGHING ITS SO FRICKING FUNNY LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ

    P.S gold team you will never win, Your just anouther noobish army who thinks there good

    PP.S You are just a worthlest wast of time for the nachos. I bet you will run to your mommy when the battle starts lolz

  32. I might, I would be up at 6 in the morning, but it’s a school day so there isn’t much chance.

  33. @Smarterkid. Do you honestly believe that you could have more intelligence than us? Compare our two comments, and see who has the superior spelling, grammar, etc. If you really believe that we are fake, go get a life, rather than attempt to spread your ridiculous propaganda across the internet. Are you like eight years old or something? Anyway, I guess I’m done ranting about a guy severely lacking any form of a brain and his hypocrisy. And it seems blatantly obvious that he cannot get across any form of point without having to resort to pathetic cussing and intimidation with no hope of succeeding, which is another factor in being a highly unproductive member of society. I’m not sure that any person who was actually born human could fail to realise that a pathetic army with serious problems with underestimating could even stand a chance…

  34. hey,
    i cant make it.but wish u best of luck to win!

    PS. stick with luvkyboytoon’s moto:we rule gold drool

  35. Ill be there!

  36. I can’t make it because I get home from school, have lots of homework, then have to go out.

  37. I’m there 🙂

  38. Sorry person I can’t make it cuz I have school 😦

    And btw, I’m active

  39. I can be there probably.

  40. im ready to kick some azz we should nuke them

  41. I cant make it.

  42. I’ll probably make it, my CP account is Jelsevier

  43. Ill be there to Watch. 😀

  44. Ill try to make it… and when did they beat us?-.-

  45. im going on a three day feild trip for school
    i wont be able to come

    p.s: im getting owen55467 to maybe go on my penguin to go to there for me

    -nachos die with there sombreros on

    p.s:i hope we win!

  46. i can make it kinda ill be a little late because of school.

  47. ❗ This just in 😮 ! The Gold’s Team Leader is 4 years old, so he is not aware that anyone has school 😮 ❗

  48. EVERYONE OF THE NACHOZ! COMMENT NEGATIVE STUFF ON THE CPGOLD TEAM’S SITE!

  49. OK PERSON BUT HOW DID HE EVEN MAKE A WRODPRESS PAGE?

    Person: Good point XD

  50. those guys need to think right… they have 3 ppl. they r probley going to show up with bots. WELL even that wont beat us!
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ~Candyboy8 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 !!!

  51. I’ll be there, but i might be 30 min late. Because i go to this noobish kids house with very strict parents.-.- Sooooooooooo yeah probaly gonna come

  52. holy shi* person your right ❗ ❗

  53. Ok, i have no idea if you know this already, but just incase… remember that party you guys trashed yesterday at AquaBlue10’s igloo? Well… HE’S HAVING ANOTHER ONE TODAY! SAME PLACE, SAME TIME, SAME SERVER! ONLY IT’S TODAY! SOO IF YOUR GONNA TRASH IT, LET US KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. there is 50% chance i can make because it starts as soon as i get home from school

  55. Per kick his @$$ for me…..

  56. ill try to get there

  57. im happy cause monday is a pa day in ontario

  58. we can take them i’ll try to be there

  59. oh wait i have school at that time i’m active but sorry i wish i didn’t have school tommorow

  60. They are NOOOBS but i dont think i can make it 😦 school tomoz

  61. ROFLMAO PERSON! I probably can make it, but I might be a little late.

  62. Yeah, I can’t make it. I come home at exactly four, and I have to eat and stuff before I get straight to the computer… What we’re those n00bs thinking making a battle at that time…

  63. i can come

  64. i will be there to show them what we are made of 🙂 we wil kick scensored

  65. i probably can make it

  66. Another n00b army going is going to be CURSHED be us, Oh And Person I might be able to make it since My shcool gets out 2:45 and I am Central Time zone, I will just me sorta late if I can, Now lets kick another stupid n00b army, and the sad part is they said “Are You Scared” ROFL LMAO LOL, I can’t WAIT to see their army just be GONE after the war, since their n00bs will be crying to mommy and joining the Nachos, and the n00bish Leader will just be “B-b-but Dora said I was Un-beatable!” and if you read underneath the Nachos Are Stupid (I don’t think so, It’s just that’s the name of the post) it says they are relaxing from kicking ACP’s Butt and Nacho’s butt, but we didn’t know they existied until now

  67. Also, Person, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Get this on you tube to show everyone how the Nachos can kick everyone’s butt expet ACP’s (Well, THEY are the biggest army) and from that video we will get like 10 recruits!

  68. I cant make cuz the 3 year old dosent know about school 🙄

  69. lemme teach him grammar newest post title : how stupid the nachos are : the real grammar for that post : how stupid are the 4 year old goldteam noobs : i rest my case

  70. i cant go cuz my school ends at 2:30, and my mom picks me up from ASP at like 4:45-5:00. (im in the eastern time zone)

  71. (my school day ends at 2:30)

  72. I might be there.

  73. i can make it too :p

  74. Soz-i-cant-make-it

    Got-school-and-ill-wont-wake-up-tommoz-if-i-go-bed-late

    (I-get-grouchy >.<)

  75. Can’t come, don’t get home till 5.

  76. I can’t come, I am SO sorry person, aka, linkin, and shaq, I will see if I can leave school early :p

  77. 5 central time, that is.

  78. I searched for “victory”,nothing was found :p

  79. I searched for “victory” on their website, nothing was found :p

  80. I hate stupid nub armies like this. Want me to take care of them?

  81. Heck yeah I can make it! I wanna pwn some N00BS!

  82. Ugh… 4:00 PM on a Monday? If my parents are in a good mood, maybe I can make it…

  83. He probably has his mommy help him XD.

    I’ll be there.

  84. To teamgolds leader: When I was your age little boy I didn’t know what any of the words you are saying now meant, you must have realy bad parents.

  85. I’m might make it. It depends. The post date says Monday April 27, but it’s Saturday the 26th. I will probably make it. 😉

  86. I’m on the west coast. Is this site east coast time?

    Person: Well, the website isn’t eastern time 😕 I don’t know what time zone the comments are in XD

  87. LOL WE’RE GOING TO PWN THEM 😆

  88. srry i may not be able to make it. School.

  89. Person, can I join them and spy on them for no reason 😆

  90. maybe

  91. i cant make it Im still in school

  92. I can make it!!!

  93. Can’t make it I get out of school at 3cst I can probly make it around 3:15 cst

  94. I can probably make it =)

  95. I can’t WAIT for tomorrow to go to their site and read across the top “WE WON11!1!!111!!!1!!11!!!1” lmao…

  96. P.S. what is “Rasin”?

  97. i can’t make it cuz i have someting at that time

  98. Ill try. i dont have school that day.
    ~arrrgh1~
    ps. LOL

  99. ill be there

  100. Hi, I am a NACHO but I cant help thinking you are being a tiny bit rude???????
    My army started off with 5 members we were absoloutly tiny, we attacked a few of your soldiers and then you put a post on your site saying ‘red noobs annoying’ with a picture of us and your massive army!
    We realised we had been total idiots and we stopped attacking and some of us even joined (me and like 3 others), I remember the embarassment pain and anger the statement about us being noobs caused, I bet quite a few of there members have read this post and they will feel angry.
    Sorry for saying to much but I felt it needed saying , oh and also please can you somehow add my armies site to your blog roll?
    Its………….

    http://cpthefightingirish.piczo.com

  101. i can probably make it i mean can you blame me i got school! but ill try the best i could 🙂

  102. i can make it

  103. This army was rude to us, so we return the favor 😀 Also, armies like this need to be taught that there are some armies that if you mess with them, you gonna get owned 😯

  104. man i got extended day i probably be late :O

  105. ill be there

  106. I can make it and we will dominate them!!

  107. Im going out to eat so i wont make it.

  108. I can make it

  109. Sorry. I can’t make it. I have a job. I am also still in school till 3:30 Central.

  110. golds is a VERY small army and we will own u goldies and if they LIE about us losing….another war is comin.

  111. i am really sorry i cant come (but somehow im mercilessly a little late then yea.)

  112. whaaat? how can he not even be in school yet?!? THATS SO N00BISH!

  113. forget what i said about not coming sorry i didn’t check before but it’ll be 4:00 when i get on club penguin so i’ll come i promise this time

  114. OH WE’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S ARMY IS RAISIN SMALL!
    AND WE’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S ARMY IS FAKE ***!!
    AND WE’LL SHOW YOU WHOS ARMY SUCKS MISTER smarterkid!
    AND UR NOT SMARTER THAN ANYONE!!!!!
    *mutters* “Little 4 year old son of a*LOUD NOISE COVERS*!!!”
    Ur army is a turtle without a shell.
    Or should I say, A TURDLE!
    (Nachos This is not to you guys if u think it is and u fire me… I had nothing anyway)

  115. sorry I cant make it those noobs plan a war at 1:00! they are such a*******!
    PS
    how can a preschool type or make a wordpress page?!

  116. Wow the tiny stinky little 4 year old thinks he can scare us with fake cussing…
    That’s so n00bish.

  117. oh… he meant “raisin” the 4 year old probably planned teh battle @ 1:00 so teh nachos couldnt be as strong as they could be. scared n00b. Smarterkid116, you are a spoon!

  118. im gonna get them back one day for setting the times in a n00bish way. What retard doesn’t know that some people are still gonna be in school???????????

  119. Of course, go slaghter them.

    /\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\ (RPF Leadership Intern*****)

  120. smarterkid116 is just a dinky 4 year old with a jealous attitude. We on the other hand are gonna kick butt even though i won’t probably be there to fight in it (i blame the cp gold team a.k.a the “n00b team”

  121. ROFLMAO, ya I’ll be there 8D

  122. Ehh… IDK if I can make it I will be home but I will probably have homework. I’m sorry.

  123. *actually I won’t be there because I’ll be at schoola t 1:00 Pm, der der der nice timing golds team

  124. There leaders are un-educated noobs!

  125. ill be there

    ~~~~~squattyblue~~~~~

  126. i seriously doubt ill make it. i dont get out of school until 3:15 and it takes us about 20 minutes to get home

  127. i wont be there because i get out of school at 3:09 and take the bus.I get out of the bus at 3:54 and then walk home and get there at 4:06. And i cant go on the computer because you need a password to get in. So thats why i cant come sorry

  128. I can probably make it, as i will be here(4 o clock) so u can count on me. By the way, gold army, or watever ur name is, on comment # 35, u called smartkid hyporcitical, even though u guys are the BIGGEST HYPOCRITES I’ve EVER SEEN. And that’s saying something, because i know tons of hypocrits, but u top the list. U guys call us small, yet counting troops, we are THE SECOND, COUNT IT SECOND BIGGEST ARMY OF ALL! AND OUR ALLIE( ACP ) IS # ONE! AND HOW BIG ARE U GUYS? THREE MEN!? SERIOUSLY? COMMON! IF U TRIED TO FIGHT, WE WOULD COVER U AND SWARM UR WHOLE THREE MAN ARMY BY ACCIDENT! SO WE WILL BE THERE. L o L
    A loyal nacho solier,
    Zayer
    P.S. we know ur going to lie and put up posts saying u won, but everyone will know who really won, before the fight even started. Have a nice day.

  129. wow umm well ya i’m head of the IECP and I know that my army is consdiered small well i consider it that but it’s more then 3 people lol.you’ll pwn them quick and easy so umm good luck to you i guess although i don’t approve of you guys trying to “conquer” club penguin instead of protecting it from armies with a tyranny government but it’s yours and gold teams business not mine so ya.

  130. i posted so many bad comments on their site and they deleted them!

  131. Ur funny Person!

  132. I can make it…Yay 4 Home schooling!

  133. I can’t make it because there noobs and school!

  134. im comin

  135. I think i can make it

    -tryeuwqiop

  136. ill be there

  137. person i must tell you something i went to there website and i posted something right under yours and they edited it!!!!!!!!!! And it is now against the nachos.
    They are lying crooks!!!! Lets crush them!

  138. waddle5897 thinks he can make it (srry wadlle5897 likes talking in 3rd person…)

  139. um can the R.P.F help u guys considering it’s our server?

  140. 1 PM PST?!?! No wonder they scheduled it at that time, they’re too chicken! A lot of troops are from the West Coast, so they deliberately put it at that time – inconvenient for the West Coast Soldiers, more disillusioned bragging rights for them. Again, they’ve got to be too chicken if they schedule the “war” at that time so very few Nachos can come. 🙄
    Also, “Team Golds”??? Dude, stop trying to freebie’ing copy the Golds. You make up that name just to make yourselves sound larger than you really are. (Wow, that was perverted 😳 )
    You guys are a gotdang 3 man army, and yet you say all these huge armies, (ACP, Nachos, RPF) are your rivals? Wow, you are SO screwed if they declare an all out war on you. And Walrus? Oh dear Gosh, you are so screwed when RPF goes on THEIR server and kick YOUR Arches for claiming THEIR server to be yours. You guys suck, “Team Golds”, and you know it. If you give up now, maybe all CP Amries will cut you guys some slack and only obliterate your army instead of anihallating you army and wipe your existence off the face of the Earth.
    TotalN00B, Loyal Nachos Sgt./ACP Brigadier General/MRW Lietenant

  141. yeah I can come. . .

  142. UGH! i get out at 2:30 PM PST. (i live in pst time)

    UGHZ!

  143. all i can say is.FAT NO LIFE NOOB NOOB NOOB.what time will that be in in South Australian time.Plz plz plz plz tell me because i might make it.

  144. i cant make it

  145. HELLO SILLIES!!!!

  146. 150 comments 😯

  147. I’ll be there

  148. Can’t make it, school ends 3:00 😦

    Lmao, the same thing happened with RFW, LVAS (which is now like dead) wants to invade Rocky Road, same times -_-

  149. i can make it i want to get a medal 🙂 so i can come

  150. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!

  151. I can’t make it 😥 ’cause i’m in school. Those n00bs must be in preschool or 2 or 3 year olds lol

  152. I will be there!

  153. I will defintley make it because I’m home sick and if I wasn’t, I would still make it because I use Eastern. LONG LIVE NACHOZ!!!!!!!!

    ~Monsterfully~

  154. I can make it now

  155. Briggadear Genreal of CPW, reporting. I have seen the Golds website and it says bring some allies! On behalf of CPW, we are happy to help you! We have always been good allies and I think it’s get to know each army a bit better! (We should have a party before the battle!)
    Mc Queen809, Briggadear Genreal, CPW. http://www.hidude45.wordpress.com

  156. i was there W00T!

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  158. I was there…We won(as usual)! LETS GO NACHOS!! OH YEAH!

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