. . . and the plot thickens . . .
The Nacho Armed Forces are here today to establish what is the best for all the armies of Club Penguin. Whether the best for all armies of Club Penguin is achieved by discussion, or war, we provide either/or to ensure safety for the armies who wish good for all of Club Penguin armies. Obviously, the ACP [Army of Club Penguin] is the largest, most wide spread, and arguably the most hated army on the face of Club Penguin, all for numerous reasons. Their leadership by Boomer20 is strong, but lacks basic principles. The first, is going to war. Seeking peace is the first to do in REAL LIFE. Immediately seeking peace in virtual armies creates a bore for everyone. Peace = Boring. War = Fun. Learn that philosophy Boomer, ACP is tired of no war, and the Nachos declaring war will finally bring some fun to your army.
The ACP leadership is composed of two “unique” people who have overstayed their welcome in the ACP. Abercrombe29 and Shaboomboom. I can’t remember a time being on ACP chat without seeing Shab being cocky about something, or Aber getting *censored* about another thing. Shaboomboom and Abercrombe cause the conflicts you see on ACP chat. Fort57 may cause some, but Abercrombe and Shab are the main factors that cause your conflicts. YES, we are getting involved with ACP business. You know why? Because the Co-leaders of ACP affect every other army. Chats are used as a fast communication, small army leader asks Aber to be an ally, gives the link. Small army leader then guested and banned for advertising and being annoying by Aber. Mhmm, you just got yourself an enemy. Shab and Aber threaten the ACP’s overall well-being. ACP’s overall well-being believe it or not, affects every army, and can create chaos.
The reason this war was flamed so fast like this was because Aber had guested me for no reason whatsoever on ACP chat. I decided to PM her to speak my mind, after her guesting me, calling her a “Filthy *censored* .” I found myself banned forever. Sooo, I made a post saying all Nachos to Breeze, Snow Forts to protest 😛 I was unbanned and membered, given some crap about me being inappropriate on main chat, then guested and banned forever. This un-fair treatment was because ACP does not respect my authority over the Nacho Army. Those slimes see the Nachos as pitiful? I will show them what we are made of, and together we can accomplish the firing of Shaboomboom and Abercrombe29 from their positions, with a long war. The army that survives through the fire and the flames will be victorious. Meaning if you are not loyal to the Nachos, it’s time to start being loyal to us. Because we will win this war. This war campaign is now sponsored by Peptol Bismolⓒ . Woo! ACP will need Peptol Bismolⓒ, because they’re going to be seeing A LOT of Nachos 😛
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Nacho Strategy
1. Boycott ACP Chat: Don’t go on ACP chat at all! Don’t contribute to their numbers in anyway whatsoever. You’re obviously going to be guested and banned on ACP chat, so don’t bother staying on.
2. Ignore the ACP: Whenever you see a post dissing the Nachos in anyway, turn the other cheek. I don’t want Nachos putting something disrespectful that will put the whole army to blame for that one comment. Think about what you are going to say before you say it. Ignore whatever the ACP says, because 90% of what they say is garbage
3. STOP CURSING: Yes, Nacho chat can be filled with curses and pervertedness. This needs to stop to get the faith of more allies on our side. Crude behavior on chat may make some of our closest allies feel we deserve being crushed. Pervertedness needs to go to the “Horny Hour” chat
4. Own: Yes, OWN. That is the main part of our strategy. Getting on Club Penguin and invading the ACP’s servers 24/7. In order to win a war with the largest army in Club Penguin, endurance must be achieved. This means you may have to spend 4 hours of your life sitting in front of a computer screen. In that case, if you know a battle is coming up, don’t come on at all that day until battle time. That way, you can stay on a bit longer. Also, only listen to the leaders, owner ranks, and mod ranks on chat. That is the main way we can own. 40 Nachos > 90 ACP. 60 Nachos = 150 ACP.
5. Stay strong: This war may very well last 3-4 months. Staying strong is key. If we do not stay strong and begin to fall apart, the war will be futile, and our army will be crushed. As long as you stay strong, the Nacho Empire will hold and our goals will be accomplished, bringing peace and safety once again. This war will bring a new era into the Nacho Armed Forces.
6. The Capital: Taking the capital is not the first on our list. We take their capital early in the war, they’ll take White House early in the war. It is futile, aim for the smaller servers
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The First Strike
The Invasion of Snow Fort
The first strike against the DRACP will be on Snow Fort. If we lose the invasion, oh well. Because the invasion will still have the opportunity of convincing the citizens of Snow Fort that ACP is a wicked army. Instead of “NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS” spam charges, our charges will be sayings about ACP’s corruption. Oh, it WILL BE FUN! Make sure you mark your calendars 😉
Date: May 2nd (SATURDAY)
Time: One hour long battle
11:00 AM Penguin Standard Time
12:00 PM Mountain Standard Time
1:00 PM Central Standard Time
2:00 PM Eastern Standard Time
7:00 PM United Kingdom Time
(Please be intelligent enough to figure the rest out for your own)
Location: Snow Fort(All Over) [NACHOS MEET AT SNOW FORTS]
Reward: 4 Medals (I’m updating medals tomorrow night for all events)
Goal: To convince the citizens of Snow Fort that the ACP is a wicked army. The winner does not matter 😛
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The decision of war was made by the 98% of the Nacho population agreeing to it, and 4/4 Nacho leaders agreeing to it. Allies are appreciated, and will be generously given ACP servers, with the Nacho protection coming with it. Before taking the ACP’s side, just remember, Shab is so far in the closet that he’s having adventures in Narnia. Yes, I said it.
***Person1233***
Edit: Thank you *********(You know who you are) for your work in spying on the ACP 😀 I appreciate you siding with the Nachos over the ACP!
Filed under: The Nacho Army |
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
At 11:15 PM Eastern Standard Time, war is official with the ACP.
1st!!!!!!! YESHHHH WAR WAR
RPF is with you, time to own.
YEAH BABY!
hi and yes I can come
what wut, lol why did I say hi
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NACHOS PUT ON YOUR GAME FACES!!!!
ITS SHOW TIME.
Rly? I just put the cat tanks back in the garage and now I have to take all 550 of them out? 😐 The decisions I make…
LOL
i will make the first strike
and shaq im creating the ultra-super-awesome-pwneriffic-acp-getting-ultra-pwned-catank-EVER!
In my opinion Nachos are the strongest army in cp. We all know acp’s 1/3 bigger but all ACP does is either spread all over a room or make circles knowing that makes it easy to counter them. Also Nachos have good leadership and tactics. I know Nachos can take ACP but your gonna need help patroling ACP’s servers once u Invade them. CPRA can help lookout for ACP and I’m sure UMA will help to. So if u want us to help protect servers contact me sometime on chat.
I’ve got a plan meet me on chat for the plan.
yes! I think I can make it!
acp,golds,noobs,noobs,noobs,noobs,cp gold team,noobs
nachos,uma,most other armies with a smart leader,cat tank 33.0 (ultra-super-awesome-pwneriffic-acp-getting-ultra-pwned-catank-EVER! edition)
I got a great plan ACP will be pissed :D!
Can’t go <_<
i can make it
plus i heard from the amigo army about the ban bomb ban bomb:people banning one person then another if we could we probably could do it but proably not cause whats the point :s
You have the EPA’s (Elite Penguin Army) full support we will be fighting alongside you in all ACP battles, the ACP is going to get what they deserve, a can of whoop-ass. Oh and can you add us to your ally list.
Thanks
-Kiwi
so every nacho battle allies come?
Better get the UMA noobs trained (wary)
we’re having a post asking the people if they want to help acp or nachos
sorry for double comment
what server?
i can make it!!
We should just declare war on them two, just like how we did to Oagal (and succeeded, I should add…)
Person great idea. At least someone has the ba**s to get rid of ACP (No offence to your leadership Boomer, I hate ACP because of O… yer that guys leadership).
BEST OF LUCK NACHOS!
– Lpg 123
i hope ‘gold team’ does not show up beacause it will make the watta ever thing lame
OK person, i have no clue how to figure american time to south australian time.Anyone in the nachos plz plz plz tell me it will be in SOUTH AUSTRALIAN TIME.plzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think we got RPF and UMA to support us.
First, before the battle we have to take the rebels of their servers so they can go on our side.
🙄
🙄
only one word: FINALY!
CPC IS WITH U! OUR SITE IS clupenguincrewarmy.wordpress.com
You see what I meen now Person! Peace=Boring in CP!! When was the last MAJOR war that lasted a LONG time between two major armys?! I would say about a year ago! I can not wait!!
Not argueing with the first paragraph because war is fun 😀 but uhh how would u like it if ACP came to a war with nachoz because they dont like you? or think your leadership is bad? Acp is already trying to improove themselves and this is kinda gonna make it harder. Boomer isnt going to fire shab and aber. Hes not. EVER. Trust me I always check these two big army sites to check whats going on and he never will do that.
Person: Then this is going to be a long war 😆
This is very weird ur proably going to disagree with me but why would we have a war when you want to “help” ACP by getting rid of shab and aber but by “helping”ACP your also declaring war on it?
I’m sorry about my last post, it was my brother. Anyway I completely support you.
R.P.F is still trying to decide which one to side with but it seems that you guys are winnin
I don’t know which one I should choose. Nachoz or ACP. I really want to help! So, for my dedication, I will fight for you, I hope acp doesn’t get mad…..
as soon as acp is dead then there will be total peace with major armies. im gonna try to get TL with you guys heres their site. http://www.november83.wordpress.com
I AM OFFICIALLY QUITTING NACHOS I LIKE ACP BETTER AND NACHOS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!
R.P.F is still trying to decide between ACP,u guys,or neutral but so far Nachos r winning
srry bout the spam i forgot that i alrdy posted
RFW is with ya, no der, I think Golds should go down too 😡
I’m thinking you’re going to have an ally in the RPF… but that stupid “stop cursing” rule is a turnoff for me. The stop cursing rule is something ACP thought up, and it’s probably one of the dumbest ideas ever. It takes away the right of freedom of press!
“Darn” right! get ready for DEATH ACP!
wait i can’t make the first strike
vacation from april 30th to may 8th (don’t think im inactive)
which server is it on???
This time, lets not stop the war until our goal is acomplished.
YA LONG WAR!!!! and i don’t go to there chat cuz the never member me i have asked and asked the don’t even respond its like the think I’m not on ACP I’m a darn Warrant Officer and the don’t member me but i quit ACP I’m with nachos now so ill be there. I’m off all armys that are with ACP.
Hey,
I dont know if I can make it because I have a war against Golds with RFW,then yours.AND the time clashes,so I will try.And ACP haven’t posted about the war!!!!
Yes this is gonna be like the real wars in like 2007 that were cool.also this basically the only competetion we still hav on cp! we kick everyone else’s butt sooooooo easily.
Show time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING MY ARMY IS ACP COZ WE HAVE SIMILAR UNIFORM AND I AM A NACHO SO YEAH, IM REALY ANGRY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm…I think you have a typo on the PST time(unless you have typos on all the others) you said 11:00PM, wouldn’t it be AM?
Oh yeah, forgot to add this, if it’s AM I’m pretty sure I can make it, but PM, nope.
yes!!! war!!!!i hate ACP!!!!!! lets KILL them!!!!! 😈
I LOVE YOU! *reads the Shab part* Oh, can we talk about this a bit?
WTF! YOU DECLARED WAR JUST BECAUSE YOU FIND US BORING?!?!?!?!!? well you asked for it…
hmmmm…. ummm…. well cps in dire need of a war,so I support this battle.
P.S need a scientist for the nachos? i would gladly help you be one
can i join? but sorry I can’t make it Saturday because I have a swim meet so it’s not my fault… i have to be there. but I might.
IM SORRY NACHOS!!!!!!! i have A birthday party that time… ill try to help though, its not just that ONE day, is it? please im really sorry… Please keep me… nachos r the best army ever in cp! please dont kick me! im sorry
YES FINALLY THE ACP WILL FALL!!! NACHOS YOU HAVE COMPLETE SUPPORT FROM THE IRISH EMPIRE OF CLUB PENGUIN I 100% PROMISE YOU THIS.
IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHERE IRISH EMPIRE WILL BE WE’LL BE WITH YOU GUYS IN SNOW FORT JUST BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PENGUINS IN GREEN THAT MAYBE WEARING A NINJA MASK,GREEN BELT,OR LEPRECHAUN SUIT IF IT SEEMS TO CLOSE TO THE ACP I’LL JUST TELL THEM TO SWITCH TO EITHER NACHOS COLORS OR WEAR DARK GREEN WITH A RED FACEPAINT.
hey, the invasion, is it at a server snow forts or just the room snowforts at any server?…
Also, its about time we give em’ the **** they deserve! By the way, person, whats the nachos flag?
A loyal soldier
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OK LOOK FOR PENGUINS IN DARK GREEN WEARING IRISH HATS AND RED FACEPAINT!THEY ARE MOST LIKELY IRISH EMPIRE!YOU HAVE NOT JUST IRISH EMPIRE’S SUPPORT BUT MINE AS WELL AND THE REASON WHY IN NO SAY THIS ON CHAT WAS BECAUSE SOMEONE BANNED ME ON IT FOREVER =(.NACHOS+IRISH EMPIRE=DOWNFALL OF ACP! YA LET’S DO THIS!
I have been waiting since order 67. One Word.
FINNALY!
w00t
i think it’s cool i can finally fight in a war as a nacho but i have a friend from acp but if we have a war here then i’ll do what you say
Yo bring it! I could take all of ya at once, armed only with some crispbread!
nachos
you dissapoint me
posting your info we have many spies in your army
infact i think a high rank is a spy oh yes we do we acp are on your chat somewhre we know everything so be warned
Person: Even if you know ANYTHING, you can not stop us.
Person, PLEASE Don’t do this, Or else I have to choose between the Nachos and ACP, I agree about the Abe thing, But Shab is dragged down with Abe! I don’t want to quit the Nachos, but ACP is what started my army carer, So If you go to war, I AM NOT GOING TO BE HELPING THE NACHOS. Please do not fire me, as soon as the war is over I will repay everything I did (Yes, Even the Cat Tank Insurance…) But I am really stuck here, I might just stay out of it, I might, I might, I might… I still want you to know, I am not quiting the Nachos, I just want to help the Army that started me off, PLEASE JUST THINK, Why not complain to Boomer about Abe, Becuase I wouldn’t mine if she fired, Since she just bans people for saying Aber, Whats Wrong, Now Person Please think this through!~Very Confused Tigers Class =(
Ownage time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theyre gonna die!!! 😈
Really good idea Person, armies were getting kind of dull
i’m ready to beat ACP
sweet!ill be there no matter what
let go BEAST MODE ON THE ACP THAT HOW THE NACHOS DO IT!
ACP is mostly 6-year-old noobs, so this should be easy.
Tancho, no one freaking cares. You can fight for whatever army you want, just stop bothering us. For as long as I can remember you just keep trying to make us feel bad about firing you. YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED.
ACP is gonna own you. (Even though I am a ACP I really want Shab to be fired cause he yells at people for no reason and breaks chat rules)
FRW will SO help you. Shab and Aber are both dumb *censored*. The only reson I liked ACP was because Oagal is gone. Shab+Aber=Oagal all over again.
The Acp needs new leader ship, not the old political ways that boomer has been supporting. It is time for new leader ship in the ACP!
Person, we have lost a nacho who is joining acp against us.
I am afraid we will lose too many soldiers in this fight.
I think that this is a bad military strategy.
In world war 2(Real life) when the Japanese made war,
they lost citizens and money. The citizens did not want war,
and war was depressing. Losing soldiers is too much a cost
for a military strategist like yourself. I am becoming inactive
until the war is over. Edit if you agree or disagree.
If you want me to be active, I will keep on going, but I have to
work on my army. It is the squidzoids. Don’t think its silly!
Meet me on the nacho chat without parental blocks immediately.
FORGET WHAT I SAID!
I CANT GET TO IT. ITS A BEEP CONNECTION PROBLEM!!
Little Jj101 that is real life…..this is virtual armies.
Well, now it’s war. Meh, I don’t really care. Good luck to both sides, have fun, and KEEP IT FAIR! 😀
Yea, I’m in this army but I’m fighting for ACP. Prepare to get your (censored) kicked.
And yea, I censored that xD
okay listen, I’m working for the acp and nachos, the acp wants peace, but u keep fighting us
just kidding
oh and by the way, thanks for this war. it realy does = fun, ha
P.S.
THE ACP WILL WIN!!!!
YEZZZIR, also, Pringle made a GREAT point on this post http://www.fwarmy.com/the-truth/
hey i got banned from the chat, and im not just a acp, im a nacho too!!!!
good reason, bad army choice though
we r gonna pull out a 6 pack on whip *censored*
AT 11:15 PM EST,THE BEGINNING OF THE DOWN FALL OF THE ACP WILL COME INTO PLACE!
We must launch all arrmies with us and destroy acp
lol war is fun
yay
Omg 100th comment 😮
Omg 100th comment :o….
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALY THANK U SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LONG LIVE NACHOS MARK UR CALENDERS BOYS CAUSE ITS TIME TO KICK ACP @$$
I WENT ON WHITE HOUSE A LITTLE AFTER THE WAR TO FIND SOME NACHOS TRYING TO CAPTURE SOME ACP ROUGES.WE HELPED THEM AND IT WAS JUST PURE OWNAGE.ACP DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM OR IN THIS CASE WHO HIT THEM.I’M TELLING YOU IRISH EMPIRE+NACHOS=THE DOWNFALL OF ACP!
JOIN US AT http://WWW.IRISH-EMPIRE.WEBS.COM WE’RE ALLIED WITH NACHOS!
JOIN US AT Irish-Empire.webs.com
We’re allied with the Nachos!!!!!!!!!
Omg. Snow Fort will explode!!!
wait a minute wat server? ( sorry I havent been active in a few days. I have been busy with homework and stuff.)
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