Nacho Army of Club Penguin

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With a lot of recruits, means a lot of new people who really don’t know much about the Nacho Army rules. Here are some tips/rules for this army:

• ONLY listen to the mod and owner ranks on chat. If you are a member, and are saying something like “NINJAS ATTACKING ME AT MAMMOTH,” nobody is going to listen to you. You should PM a mod/owner rank first, so they can give an order to head to Mammoth to control the Ninja-noobs.
• Remember, ALL NINJAS ON MAMMOTH ARE NOOBS. They don’t matter
• Mammoth is a neutral server. Neutral meaning, no army can invade and claim it as their own. Every army owns it, and no army owns it. Does that make sense?
• Don’t go to random servers and start wars. (Don’t go to Parka, Breeze, Sub Zero, Alaska, Mittens, or other Major Army capitals)
• Don’t constantly ask the leaders questions. Do your best to not act noobish. Meaning, you need to start capitalizing the first letter in your sentences on chat. That makes you look more like a mature troop, and I tend to read people who type like this “Hola, whats up?” Instead of “HAI GUYZ!” -_-
• We aren’t constantly at war. Asking “when’s the next war,” is a question usually none of us can answer 😐 No one knows when the next war will be, unless something happens and the Nacho Armed Forces go to war with another army. Scheduled wars are the most fun part, unscheduled battles are a bore for most of us older Nachos. With scheduled wars, we use our 3 divisions to invade the other army like crazy, until they cave in. Wars will be scheduled, meaning there will be posts on our site about it. Asking “whens the next war,” shows you are an ill-informed Nacho.
• ACP = Allies! A lot of new recruits don’t get that 😕 The ACP that attack you are rogues, and are nearly uncontrollable, due to being 6 years old. The best thing to do is to PM me saying that an ACP rogue attacked you, so I can go to ACP chat, and get them to listen to me, to control rogues.
• Religion isn’t a topic advised to be discussed on chat. I’m a religious person myself, so don’t mention religion or I’ll have to go all out o.O
• Respect everybody, and you’ll get respect. Respectful soldiers are more noticed by *me* and are more likely to get promos if I remember you were respectful.
• If you get bored, just log off and do something productive. When you come on later there will probably be something to do.
• Person’s Kid2 on the ranks… is… Some idiot *glares*
• Don’t ask Person questions during battles
  

Aka’s Guide to being a Good Nacho:

• FOLLOW THE CHAT RULES. I am a stickler for the rules on the chat, so if I don’t see you following them, then you will not be a friend of mine.
• When I give out an order on CP, I would wish you follow it. We have 4 leaders here, and Person isn’t the only…erm…person who knows how to lead a battle. Seriously. This is a big problem.
• If you have a question, don’t bother pc’ing the other leaders. I will ALWAYS put somebody’s PC in higher priority than Main chat (since your all just breaking the rules on it anyway :roll:) No stupid PC’s please.
• Don’t ask for me to promote people. I often don’t promote people, since I am usually in charge of demotions.
• Unlike Person, I tend to like fighting any army that wishes. SO YOU GUYS NEED TO HELP US MAKE MORE ENEMIES! More War=More Recruits for us, and the other army gets less for losing.
• Do not ask us to take more servers, especially the new Mexican servers. This reason being that if we would try to recruit on those servers, they wouldn’t understand us, no matter how Mexican/Spanish we look.
• Terms I use that you may not understand immediatly:

1. “M’kay” This is just a differentiation on “Okay”
2. “________ IS A SPY!” It’s a joke Jayson, Linkin, and myserlf all use, since we play the best game ever, TF2.

• DO NOT INSULT MY PLAYLIST. I absolutly HATE IT when people say this. If you don’t like it, turn it off. Nyg, Shaqcena, and myself (as far as I know) like the playlist, and I’m fine with that.
• NANNER-PUS OWNS CAT TANK.
• If you are questioning my experiance about leading this army, don’t. I know what I’m doing.

Well, that’s all I can really think of at the moment. Thank you for your patience.

Following this information will ensure an excellent Nacho experience. Enjoy your experience with the Nacho Army.

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