Aka here.
To all of the other army leaders out there, I think you don’t realize who I am. You probably have some rough idea of who I am, but it’s probably not the right picture. You see, I’m different than Person, Saint, Spacey, Kyle, etc. You see, CP Armies (in my view) are near total destruction. I lead one of the largest armies in Club Penguin, as does Saint with ACP. How come we are treated differently is because everyone is afraid of our massive amount of troops and our great strategists behind the scenes. Why armies smaller than us never take chances anymore is kinda funny, even though it shouldn’t be. You guys do remember that Nachos were one of the smallest armies in CP before too, y’know as you can plainly see in the War Pics section of this site.
Does everyone remember WWII? UMA vs ACP? Do you see how history has repeated itself, with different players? ACP is (obviously) still ACP, and Nachos are the new UMA. Now, think of all of the other armies in the culture known as CP Armies. Is this really the next “Golden Age” for them? Take RPF for example. No offense to RPF, but you guys are really just dying. Is this a Golden Age for them? What about Watex Warriors? They can’t even say their name in CP (WW or Watex); is this the Golden Age for them? The only two armies REALLY in a Golden Age right now are Nachos and ACP, and if this streak keeps going on, every army will die out BUT those two.
This whole Army Council thing is stupid too if you ask me. You saw what happend to The Alliance. It fell. History has a habit of repeating itself. Why do we have to BELONG to something if we are just allies in the first place? I’m just saying that history has a real good habit of repeating itself. I’m hoping the army leaders in the Army Council or whatever will read my second paragraph and get my point.
Anyway, back to Army Leaders not knowing about me. I am AkaBob22, an Indestructible Master of War. I am one of the few, maybe even the ONLY, old leader left in this whole CP Army thing. I joined CP Armies back in the ACP-Roman conflict, and most of you know the rest from there. You see, none of you people know what to do anymore. You have ALL taken the fun out of these armies (yes, I did a little bit too) by installing these needless politics into Club Penguin. It’s a game for God’s sake, not CNN. This Army Council is stupid, these alliances beween armies of greater or equl power for protection is stupid. All of these new army leaders have ruined all of the fun in all of these battles anymore. Back to the Army Council thing: Do we really need every single medium to major army in an alliance? If I were the supreme leader of all the armies, and if someone, say, wanted to fight the WW, I’d say let them. No one (sorry for the language) has the balls to fight their own battles anymore, y’know? If you guys really want the Golden Ages to come back, you need to just have fun with it. Go ahead, declare a war or two WITHOUT allies. Make some enemies. Hey, it’s how The Nachos got to how we are, anyway. The only 3 people left (that I know of) that have any sense left in this whole god forsaken cycle is Shadow, Trickster and myself. Everyone else is too obsessed in these stupid politics to let themselves have any war and lose. I’m going to be adding more to this post as the night goes on.
-The Gentleman
Person – Thank you for making this post. You probably just saved the Nachos in their leadership down the road from being pussies and staying away from war. This post really opened my eyes, and now I regret saying No to invading Tundra 😛
133 edit> Today, a well-known Nachos has retired. Here is his retirement post:
Hey guys, Bartbo29 here.
Most of the nachos know me. I joined as a soldier in July of 2008 (When I was an addict of course) And worked my way up to general.By this time, I had a lot of friends but I am losing activeness on chat(and having a life, lulz).I used to be on every day for 7 hours, and go to every war,practice battle,lineups etc.but I have to admit Club Penguin is getting boring. And I’m doing what I want to do… And I’m giving my rank to Kjbulldogs1
These are somethings I want to say about people:
Shaq: Thanks for being a great friend. You showed me all around nachos, all our enemies and everything.
Puck:The nicest person in nachos. You were there when I made a fool of myself, needed help,or needed an owner to ban a mod (XD) you were a good friend.
Jayson: GIVIN ME WHISKEY
Rabo: Being a total perv, and getting me kicked off nachos.
Kj Bulldogs: Giving me all the cp secrets -.-
Now, Ill be on nachos like once a month.
AKA, BY GENTLEMAN.
-Bartbo29
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Great post that does make sence alot.
ya it really is only ACP and Nachos, everyone is dead or dying and will be dead, and now Nachos and ACP are draining the last of the noobs out of Clubpenguin. When ACP sees these post they will probally want to kill us and they will try but fail. Beacuse as weve seen even they are dying… We will be the last people standing…..and eventually we will all die. Then just like Star Wars, a long time later, FOLLOWERS, not a speicies of Nachos, will rise again and the reing of Nachos will be without us…
But maybe that wont happen. But it probally will…
True that…
Nice post (lol) ::lol:: 😆
yeah the golds have admitted that the acp and nachos are huge and all the others(including them)are either really small or gone. it’s sad to think of the other armys falling like that it would be pointless to only have two armys that were not allies and fought all the time. then what would we really accomplish like that and sorry if i spelled alot of that wrong.
i completely agree with u aka (and I’m agreeing because ima kiss ass)
Nice post aka it’s true it’s all true.Armies hardly even do practice battles alone anymore.The fact that the Nachos and ACP are so big is from experience and from knowing that they’ll have security and rights to enter servers without fear of spam and computer crashes.What i’m trying to say is that I think this has happened because ACP and Nachos own so many servers that some people have no choice but to join or else they get spammed by sayings like ACP is army of club penguin (Note:they are anti-club penguin :XD ) and nachos say nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos! a lot too so basically,unless they want their computer to crash,we practically made it so they have no choice but to join.Sure they could always switch servers,that is if their computer lets them but still I hope you and any other CP leader here sees my point.
Naruto238
2nd Nachos Lieutenant navy division
I agree 100%. Knowone wants to go to war anymore.
Very true Aka I agree 100%,
14nth comment woohoo thts kinda good…
Let’s have some fun this beat is stick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Dans le love game ❤ 😆
When i was leader of the FACP, I knew how to fight the Gold Age WAY! We just went to war with the Nachos for no good reason and invaded their practice! I know we used bots, but I think we were the last ones to have a Golden Age war! I mean, at the end it got ruined because soon after, the Nachos began to drive us in to the whole council and no bots ting. I mean before, I didn’t care, I just went to war, and it was funny because its a game, all I have to say is that I think wars should come back not for reasons, but JUST BECAUSE thats the reason we are here. I know I’m new to the whole army stuff, but I REALLY think that when I was a noob at this tuff, I had more fun then when I wasn’t! And I think that the noobs are the ones that have the fun now, all we do is talk politics and thats not fun at all!
I agree we can bring back the golden ages if armies start to become Monacharies and only keep maybe 2 allies for example UMA and Ice Warriors so lets screw allies and politics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you are absoulutley right. I joined CP in January 07 and I was around for alot of wars. The only fun wars I was ever in was the ACP VS UMA war and the ACP vs Nachos. I think the CP armies have somewhat cancer that they will never recover from. This started when Oagal and Zippy retired and it is going to end soon. If you look at it there is no armie declaring war on big armies anymore for no reason and back when I lead the CPRA thats what we used to always do. Like organising raids on ACP meetings and then getting crushed and saying we won. I’m sorry if I annoyed anyone but it was just fun that way. Then Fort came and brought all these stupid politics into armies. Like I think armies were way better when the leaders were’nt retireing every two weeks. During this summer I went away for eight weeks and by the time I got back the ACP had gone trough 3 leaders. In my opinion the ACP is goign to die in atleast two months and the NACHOS MIGHT LIVE FOR ANOTHER TWO YEARS. Now some leaders of small armies will say that they dont declare war on the bigger armies beacuse the have ”common sense”. Its a game for crying out loud. Common sense is not needed in a virtual world, savce that for real life. If you dont declare war on big armies, you dont get noticed, and therefor you will never grow. But beacuse the minority do this and not the majority I am quitting CP at the end of the month. Its been a good ride altough my one regret is that I didnt join the Nachos and I joined ACP instead. Like I said, you dont need to use common sense in virtual worlds
Cccorbally
(PS. If you could post this on the site I would be gratefull)
you got that 1 part wrong. Acp Nachos and Red Rebelz will stad forever.
3 ppl not 2
i agree aka we haven’t had a single awsome war without rules since i joined the nachos i am so sick of rules i’ll follow yours but anything else..no
True! But UMA might grow back, Team Gold is Growing Back
Ahem.I was from the color wars and old school UMA. And yes, I was in the Battle Of Breeze,Etc. I have seen it all. Now all of you noobs just go on and chat and act goodie-two-shoes. Back in the color wars,etc.,There were wars ALL the time. everyday,battles lasting for hours. So, Quit being little pussys and get n chat and make up some shitty alliance and break it! Seriously, Rpf used tp be huge, now most consider them as “Small”,”Noobish” Etc. So, How about another pwnfest with Acp? Lets even try to invade mammoth!
well i agree so that is why ppl should not only join the two best armies in cp,but join a few smaller armies as well.
just to let u all know,ppl who are dieing to have the marracas,ponchos and,sombreros well they are in the new cp treasure book.i know that the toys suck crap but it is cheaper than buying a membership.
akabob u rule and i think we should declare war against ACP to make a full example of what were made of and show the fun in our army (may also make our army large as in taking troops with fun).
plz replie
-nachos die with there sombrearos on
Well if it was RRCP vs Nachos, It would be no contest. whats the point. Nachos are the unstopable force and the eremovable Object. Whats the point Aka
~Korei3~
Aka- The point is that the Nachos originally had to go through those odds with ACP before, and look where we are now. It showed the small army had the guts to stand up to the largest force in CP.
OMG Oink!
do i get 1 medal now?
I believe I should say OMG Oink!
wow
I agree with you AKA we need to go back to the good ol fashion battles when a leader says, “Hey wanna have a battle.” Not, “YOU *Insert pointless thing here* SO NOW IMA GET MY ALLIES AND BEAT THE SH*T OUTA YOU!” Who cares its f*cking game. O_O
Yes Aka! We need a war! We don’t want these retarded politics! Politics are ruining cp warfare! We don’t need no crappy council to make advanced laws! Sure we NEED basic laws for battle but we don’t need anything advanced. I want fun back in CP warfare!
~Zzztops Nacho Co-Leader~
ROFL! I love the the URL XD.
love the post. good job, and I agree 100%. Go on, and show ’em everything. Lay it out flat.
ROFL! The URL is awesome, xD “A Personal Fu*k You To Every Army Out There” 😆
Your Right. When Romans and Vikings fought I had a blast. After rediscovering armies I was shocked. They seemed so boring. SO… as Leader of the Club Penguin Rangers, I Declare WAR on the Nachos…
Person: As a leader of the Nachos, I declare all of your servers to be in flames by 12 PM tomorrow 😀
but there r still new armies being created so they mite live while our old armies die but nachos and acp will never die, but idk about golds and team golds cuz i dont think they r dying but if we beat thm badly then they will probably die but as of now they r not
WE NEED WAR!!!!!
ROFL LOOK AT THE URL!
Also, I think that these two armies that are in the “Golden Age” should split up. My army is NOT in the Golden Age. Not even CLOSE. We hardly get any recruits, and when we do, they never are active. I also agree.
A reply to Person: Flames are pretty 😀
lol i just noticed that URL, that’s freakin awesome!
anyways, damn aka, what a post. I think we all agree with ya though. The point of armies isn’t to make politics, it’s to have endless battles, and that no matter how many you win, you won’t officially “rule” CP. I mean seriously, even if U win a war, wat good does it do. You never can win guys. You never can win.
A loyal second lieutenant,
Zayer
You have a point aka I agree with you, these politics are just an ecsuse for all these little armys to get help when they need it from other big armys. For example this whole golds thingthey made ACP feel said so that they would help “DEFEND THEM.” As they call it. I dont know it just seems alittle scetchy to me.
wars-20,000$
Chances-10,000$
possiblity-100$
Fun?-Priceless
any the whole polotics stuff is probly the fault of owning servers and ogal’s fault.
~Jayson23~
Are you trying to say my army of 25 should not be worried about size and attack a bigger army ?
So I could attack a big army then?
Please answer…..
Aka, awesome post it was quite interesting , lol!
history does not repeat itself it is the people who reapete it
-Voltaire
Great Post Aka!
OMG oink!
i hope the other armys can get back up and grow and be great armys again
Yeah we need someone like The Joker in Dark Knight. A leader of choas. Someone who fights just for the sake of fighting. Someone that can mess with everyones heads. That would be fun. PURE EVIL!
Don’t invade Tundra now…
omg oink
Heres what i say about this: War is only fun in a video game. And we should enjoy the fun. But still, a little revenge and rage now and then wouldnt hurt. I joined the Nachos for 2 reasons
1.To have fun battling other armies with not too much hatred
2.(Its not important but ill say it anyway)I wanted to ask Person if he wanted to be in this movie i wanna make on CP
One more thing:I hope none of u ppl really join the military just because of this. Cause i bet none of u want real ppl firing real bullets at u.
-Cool_Metallica_dude(Nacho chat)
u guys are right,the only descent army we only face anymore is acp and they are just cheaters and noobs who always claim they win everything
50th comment!
😦 i though we were good friends aka
Now can we invade Tundra so it’s a more fun battle RPF, WW and BB vs. Nachos? Thanks aka just like Person said you just saved the Nachos.
Yes, you are SO right,even if i didnt join you, i have had my eyes on this army for awhile.
who is in control of Tundra now???
Great post Aka.
Aka that’s awesome. Wait, does this mean we can go to war with WHOEVER we want?
Sorry I didn’t get to read it all, cause I read Woton’s long and very good post.
aka honestly this is probsly the best post ive ever seen you make
CPR IS ABOUT TO INVADE YOU GUYS IM FOREAL CPR IS ABOUT TO INVADE U NOT PLAYING I DONT KNOW WHAT SERVER BUT I JUST know there going to invade
Person: Holy crap when was the last time you were on O.O
adios bartbo.i wasnt the closest to u in the nachoz but its always sad to see EXPERIENCED and cool nachoz leave
Good thinking, AKA!
Don’t turn into ACP 2.0! XD
Great Post Aka
Bye Bart 😦
I’ll miss you. Thanks for everything you have done for the Nachos and myself. You were a great Nacho soldier and a great friend. Good luck in life and in whatever you decide to do. I hope to see you around every once in a while.
Bye Bart!
*Salutes*
Your friend,
~Puckley~
Adios Bart,
You were an awesome friend Bart. With you and Rabo gone I don’t really have friends in Nachos.:(
You’re friend, Redblast1000 *gives last bottle of Smirnoff :)*