http://armycensus.wordpress.com/2010/01/17/i-am-disappoint/

As of January 16th, 2009;

There Are Only 226 COMPETENT People in CP Armies.

Why do I say competent? Because only a competent troop had the ability to look on their army’s website, see that they were required to comment on the Army Census, then leave their comment. I deleted around 18 comments, mostly consisting of ACPnoobs, who just said “hi,” “active,” or “comment.” Incompetent comments like this were deleted, and did nothing to improve the accuracy of the army census. Because of this, instead of active people in Club Penguin Armies, the army census turned into the amount of competent soldiers in Club Penguin armies.

But, an incompetent soldier isn’t a soldier at all! They’re just a rebellious mass of psychotic animals who should not be considered soldiers at all. Also, according to this census, ACP only has 71 soldiers, and the Nachos have 68.

PS: Thank you for ACP for completely screwing up this census up by ignoring me and “not participating,” in this.

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The plan is to have 3 recruitment’s in a series of 1 week. We will do this for a month to test it. Our hits have been low and we have gotten less active. Well as the leader of nachos I am going to do something about this. I know you guys want to have new comrades fighting along with you so here’s your chance:

This week recruiting:

Sunday, January 16, 2010

Times:

3:00 EST.

2:00 CST.

1:00 MST.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2010

Times:

6:00 EST.

5:00 CST.

4:00 MST.

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Friday, January 21, 2010

Times:

6:00 EST.

5:00 CST.

4:00 MST.

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Now that you know the plan, I will now tell you my part of the idea. The more times you come to these recruiting better chance you have of getting a promo. If you have any ideas to get are hits up please tell me then in a comment! If we like the idea we will post it and we will see if it works out.

PS:…Gamer need to talk to you soon.

-general king

This post made sexy by Tomb.

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Hola Nachos!  Yes, it’s me Puckley!  No, I’m not coming back to the Nachos, but I’m just helping out with a few things around the site, like making a few new pages.  If you haven’t seen the new pages, check them out!  They are pretty cool.  I will talk more about a new page later on in this post.  Right now, I have bigger topic to talk about.

For 3 years in a row, Club Penguin has held the Winter Fiesta.  Will there be a fourth?  I think not, sadly.  Club Penguin has already come out with their January Catalog… with no sombrero or poncho.  Club Penguin always has the sombrero or poncho in this catalog.  Also, the Winter Fiesta last year wasn’t a big hit in Club Penguin.  It was for us though, like always.  Then that brings the question of maybe they are going to replace it with a different this year?  With the 2010 Winter Olympics occuring this year.  I believe Club Penguin will have a party, like they had with the Summer Olympics.  The Summer Olympics party was a huge hit, so I would think the same with a Winter Olympics party.  Maybe there is still hope for the Winter Fiesta though.  Last year, it occured late in January.  You just never know… especially with Club Penguin.

Now… if the Winter Fiesta doesn’t happen this year.  I bet many will say, “Well, the Nachos are going to fall.”  Wrong.  Those people are right about we usually do get bigger and gain most of our recruits during that time, but this year we are going to get all those recruits without the Winter Fiesta (assuming the Winter Fiesta doesn’t occur).  Our plan, if the party doesn’t happen, is just to recruit on Club Penguin, websites (ads.), chats, and most importantly wars.  You gain the most recruits during wars.  =)

Other Stuff:

• There will be a new page soon.  This page will be “About” the history of the Nachos of Club Penguin.  Everything is done on the page, except for the entire history of the Nachos, which is very very long.  I’m about halfway done, so be patient.  Hopefully it’ll be done soon.
• Maybe we can have the first annual Cheese vs. Salsa battle soon.  Make sure to check out that page!
• We are still Neutral with the ACP.  https://nachoarmy.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/neutralism/
• The results are unknown about the division practice battle.  Comment if you know what happened.
• On the chat page, you will now find the most recent post and the next scheduled event!

As an advisor for the time being… I have a few tips to the leaders:

• Fix up the site.  Make it look pretty.  Mostly the widgets on the side.  They are all messy and outdated.
• Recruit more.  Follow the plan in place of the Winter Fiesta… also meaning get in a war.
• When scheduling events, schedule 2 events.  One for the Westeners, and two for the Nachos over seas.
• Get the medal system going again.

A few tips to the soldiers:

• Make sure to comment on EVERY post.  It will increase your chance of getting a promotion. 
• ALWAYS listen when the highest gives a command.  You must follow it.
• Try to come on chat every day or every other day.
• Don’t annoy the leaders.

-Never Give Up

-Puckley

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The Nacho Army have gone neutral in this war.

I realized something after this ‘ACP isn’t existent anymore’ thing started.

We just ignored the largest Club Penguin Army.

The army that helped rid the Nachos of their dictators.

The army that causes all wars.

But also, the army that ENDS all wars…

I do admit that I hate ACP. I think they are too large to be an army, BUT… They can also help us.

Me and Dryvit spoke and ACP will be helping us at a recruiting session in the near future.

ACP are no longer enemies, nor is the alliance. We will be invading an army in the near future

– Live Hard, Die Young

~Gamer~

Sorreh for editing this… but, I just wanted everybody to know this.. it is pretty cool!

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-Copied from the RPF site-

Heres the deal, the Alliance is going to ignore this thing called “ACP” for one week. Nothing ACP does matters, ACP does not exist, ACP is not a thing.

Well actually this is what an ACP is, TECHNICALLY. So this is what ACP is for now on.

-Tomb147

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Person’s Edit: Guys, you need to start making events a lot more UK friendly. Every single event is at like 10 PM their time ._.

We will have a Practice battle with divisions! WOOT! This will be an awesome battle, each division gets there own chat as well!

Saturday, January 17th

Times:

6:00 PST

6:00 PM MST

4:00 CST

5:00 EST

10:00 PM UK

I expect everyone here for this event. If you do not know your rank, or division leader check the ranks page or CLICK HERE.

If you do not attend, it will seriously hurt your chances for a promotion (even though it is like a month away) , but if you can really not come, leave a comment why and please have a legit excuse.

~general king

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Aloha guyz! The Tacos were recently on our server Fjord because some noobs challenged them…We started attacking them so now they want a pb with us. I want everyone to be there to watch our victory dance XD. Info:

Times:

4:00 PST

5 PM MST

6:00 CST

7:00 EST

12:00 AM UK (figure out the rest on your own)

Server: Fjord, Snow forts

When: January 11th (Monday)

Why: To show what we can do.

MAKE SURE YOU COME!

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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Nachos! Gamer told me to make this at Midnight! The NEW NACHO 3iC!!! WOO! Okay! With 105 votes the New nacho 3ic. IS…………

Dashing Snow!

Yo, Dawgs and Dawgettes.

Kay, King Kinz asked me to put the poll up for the next 3ic! OMFG!

The, People that are in the runnings for 3ic are -enter drum roll here-

Billy, Jayson,50 cent and, Dashing Snow! I wish all of these nachos luck and, look forward to seeing my fellow 3ic and maybe the next nacho leader!! 😉 Good luck all of you!

For all of you voting.. I would think before you vote! ask, them what their goals as 3ic are and, don’t vote just because he is your friend. Vote for the person you think deserve it. . Anyway, I am rambling. GOOD LUCK Billy, Jayson 50 cent and Dashing! I am excited to see who my fellow rankie will be :]

POLL ENDS January 11, 2010 (Monday)



note: this is a nacho only poll. If we find out you have had other armies voting for you and/or you multi-vote the person you are voting for.. or if theperson running multi-votes he then will be taken out of the poll. This will start taking affect as of: Friday January 8 2010 at 9:36 Mountain time.

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Hits have been low, stop fighting, we need to recruit.

Date: January 8, 2009

Times:

5 PM UK and all other Time Zones that are not EST, CST, MST, or PST. (1)

5 PM Eastern Standard Time (EST) (2)

4 PM Central Standard Time (CST) (2)

5 PM Mountain Standard Time (MST)(3)

4 PM Penguin/Pacific Standard Time (PST)(3)

Location: Fjord, Town

NOTE: The numbers stand for which recruiting session you are in. Recruiting sessions 1, 2, and 3 take place at different times, depending on your time zone!  Just go according to your time zone. If you are in (1), please convert according to UK time.

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EDIT: All people in any army are required to comment on the Club Penguin Army Census.

Ever want to make CP citizens just go “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!” Well now you can! The Nachos are holding a 9 minute streak invasion of Snow Fort. It’s all in good fun *shifty eyes* Meaning we aren’t invading to claim, just to have some fun, and streak.. Also note, this won’t be lead. Meaning this is all on your own. The schedule is as shown (TIMES ARE IN PST):

JANUARY 4TH, 2010:

3:00 PM PST – Log on and spam Snow Fort, Beach screaming “HERE COMES THE NACHOS.”

3:01 PM PST – Charge Snow Fort, Dock spamming “CAT TANK” and Frenzy that for a while.

3:03 PM PST – Charge Snow Fort, Town spamming “GO NACHOS!” and frenzy that, as you watch citizens freak out.

3:04 PM PST – Charge Snow Fort, Snow Forts doing the wink face, frenzy that.

3:05 PM PST- Charge Snow Fort, Plaza spamming ” LOL” and frenzy this message for about a minute.

3:06 pm PST- Charge Snow Fort, Forest spamming “Here comes the Nachos.”

3:07 PM PST –Charge the Cove and spam “NACHO NACHO NACHO NACHO NACHO NACHO.” Frenzy this for 2 minutes, then log off when teh clock strikes 3:09 PM PST.

NOTE: WE GO BY THIS CLOCK: nachoarmy.com/clock

Also note, the reason we’re doing it on Snow Fort is because Fjord is used to weird things like this.

Ps……. color war soon to come Navy vs. AF vs. Army ~ king kinz 10

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