Today we had an epic training session. Sorry for such a short post but :

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I asked the Club Penguin Sun Troopers for a Practice battle. They agreed, and so we will be having a battle on Saturday!

What?: Practice Battle

When?: Saturday, Febuary 6th

Who?: The CPST

Where?: Mountain (server)

Time?: 3 EST. 2 CST. 12 PST. 1 MST. 8 UK.

I expect a good turnout. This army is big, but we are way bigger. This will serve as one of our trainings of the week.

“Live free or don’t at all”

~Tomb147

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Woton’s Edit: The “Wuss of the Year Award” is now not only being shared with Shab, but also with Boomer, who decided to call a “tie” a “win for the ACP” since “you don’t fight a server defense battle to win, you fight to not lose.” Apperantly, the ACP doesn’t focus on winning nowadays, but instead their new goal – not losing. Most likely, they won’t be able to be keeping that goal anytime soon.

❗ Invasion Over. Success Rate: 84% ❗

At 18:00 hours PM EST (6:00 PM EST), Nachos will begin marching onwards to ICEBREAKER, then afterwards, SNOW FORT.

Before this happens, I’d like to take the time to say something to ACP. You are a pretty nice group of people, but this is a time of war. After every year (07, 08, 09) armies have declared war on you. Why? Because you’re monstrous. Your army name gets you too many recruits, which is why at the end of the year, armies declare war on you in an attempt to trim you down. That’s why this happens every year.

Before this battle, I would like to say good luck ACP. May the best side win. Many of the things I have said regarding ACP, are engulfed by my rage in war. A lot of things you’ve said, also, have crossed the line <_<. This is a warning to ACP though. If the alliance loses, we will not stop. We are under oath and a pact, to NOT drop out of this war until our goal is completed. Our goal? Even I won’t know until it happens. Once again, good luck, and drive home safely.

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RESULTS:

This invasion is something CP armies really needed. One of the most epic battles in quite a while, if you ask me. A video is currently being uploaded, but here are some pictures I was able to get.

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During today’s battle, you will see ACP in an unorganized clump, do clovers, and attempt an unorganized circle. Try not to laugh when you see this is the best they can do, but pity them. Their troops have learning disabilities, and can’t perform a simple tactic. It’s quite sad that their leaders don’t know this, and don’t attempt to help them.

Us on the other hand, do fake retreats, war faces, fake charges, double-line charges, ball explosion(NEW), line-surrounding, wall crushings, and sunny-side up charges. With our decent numbers, we have an excellent shot at winning as well.

Look they are not as advanced in military tactics as we are, standing around doing nothingand  holding their breath is a challenge for them. So do not be distracted by them, for they can not help it. Keep active, follow orders and watch them run. When orders are not giving, I want Nachos to be pressing E + 9, aka… WAR FACES.

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Do NOT forget about the Invasion of the DRACP. Info is on the side –>

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Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2010. We are in a time of turmoil, and sides are clashing all around us. No longer will we stand up to the wrath of the ACP.  We have sat here, allowing them to slowly ruin our fun. It is time to laugh in the faces of our enemies, put fear behind us. We are the Nacho Army:

AND WE NEVER GIVE UP!

The year 2010 is just waiting for us. We will rise from our depression. And now, I will tell you why:

In November of 2009, me and a bunch of Nachos were fed up with the leadership of Akabob22 and Jayson23. I talked to Boomer 20 and Iceyfeet1234 and arranged a rebellion. Well, long  story short, we got ACP and IW to help us remove them from power, and now we have more troops, better leaders, and all around a better army!

What will 2010 bring:

1. New tactics. We, I do admit, use the same tactics a lot. 2010 will bring new tactics, new games we can play, and more fun things.
2. More wars. After this ACP war, the Nachos have grown daring, and we will be starting more wars in the future. Watch out armies, here comes the Nachos.
3. HARD WORK. You guys may not like it, but if we’re to be the best of the best, we need to work hard. Training/Recruiting sessions weekly. Maybe TWO fun sessions [Streaking, Raiding] a week. We will be working on lines [BIG IMPROVEMENT NEEDED]. We will be working on reaction time [MUCH BETTER]. We will be working on running through rooms following someone [For those special occasions]. And most of all, we will be working on DIVISION tactics. [Wait? We have divisions? Go to the ranks page and look for your name and color]
4. FUN!

Anyway, I’ve probably bored you with this post…

The only thing I want you guys to know, is that you are the Nachos. Don’t listen to racist remarks, everyone is always the same. We, the soldiers of the Nacho Army, are like brothers and sisters. We never give up, we never will give up, and we will NEVER STOP FIGHTING! Treat your fellow soldiers nicely, and they will treat you right. If you have any questions/suggestions, please feel free to PC χυηкησωηχ|ℓaѕт-ѕтaη∂|ηa¢нσ.ℓєa∂єя|♥вℓazєℓ♥ on chat whenever he is online!

There is 1 thing I won’t give up. Being a Nacho. Live strong, fight well.

~Gamer

Woton’z Edit: Hey! Yes, I’m still just hanging around the Nachos and will be continuing to do some work here, as long as making sure some of those things below happen. Anyways, 2010 is a new year and it’s a new challenge for us. Lately, we’ve been getting great results at our battles and we need to make sure we do something with that size! I’m going to be talking with the leaders about doing some boring stuff that we really need to do(recruiting and training), but also some fun stuff. Remember when armies used to have PB’s with themselves (like red and blue divisions)? I’ll try to set something up like that soon! Also, we won “Funniest Army of the Year” from the CPA Central Club Penguin Army Awards! Congrats everyone!

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