Pie Edit: Screw the 5 paragraph rule. You can have any story, it can’t be like this though, “There were these guys called the Nachos and the nuked ACP and they all died THE END”
Hello
The Nacho Army is not known for having contests. But, since nothing is really going on, I decided that we should have a story contest. This will be your chance to express your feelings about war, drama, and things that happen in this army/other armies. I would suggest writing a story about war, due to the fact that we are an army and we like war stories. Here are the rules.
- Must have atleast 5 chapters
- Must not have excessive language (Words like damn and hell are allowed)
- All submissions are to be commented on THIS POST
- Contest will end on March 13th (5 days)
You also have a chance to get some rewards for good stories. The owner ranks will chose the top 5 stories. Here are the rewards.
5th AND 4th PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page.
3rd PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page, and will be posted in an exclusive post
2nd PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page, will be posted in an exclusive post, and person will get position on chat higher than theirs now for 1 day (Ex. Members will get Mod, Mods will get Owners, Owner will stay owners (WARY))
1ST PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page, will be posted in an exclusive post, and person will get position on chat higher than theirs now for 1 day, and story will possibly turn into a Nacho Army Movie.
Now, here is the form that you need to fill out in order to have your story in the running:
Name:
Date:
Rank:
Story title:
Story:
Ex:
Name: Pie1530
Date: 3/8.10
Rank: 3ic
Story title: Dry’s Bio
Story: One day there was a guy named Dryvit and he was leader of ACP and when he saw the epicness of the Nachos, he craped himself. (Add 5 more paragraphs) THE END
So, if you want the oppertunity of being Mod or Owner on chat and want your story made into a movie, comment your story on this post!
~*Pie1530*
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
I love my example =O
rofl nice xD
lol acp leaders crap themselves XD
wait 5 chapters, or 5 paragraphs?
Pie edit: Paragraphs I guess…
Name talex831 rank private story name the great war. One day the nacho declared war on acp iw delcare war on acp. Day1 the frist fight 30 nachos line up to fight 100 acp on the nacho base was at the forts the acp base was cove. Three cat tanks charge the acp line there where to many acp. The acp tanks shot the cat tanks the nachos jumped onley some escaped. They where Ads,Talex,bob and joe. They where knocked out untill some acp came and captured them they woke up in jail. They where lock up tight then a gaurs came but just in time bob grabed his keys then talex knocked him out. They still had to get out of the camp they found some suppys and took them there where some guns they took. They looked out side they shot the guard and snuck a away. Day2 they camped in the forest for the night in the morning the heard acp troops looking for them so they got moveing they heard gun shits they looked and saw an iw acp battle they ran thought the battle doging bullets they made it to the plaza then some acp guys surrouned them Ads talex Joe and bob got there guns out Ads pull out a smoke bomb and threw it they got away and made it back to base they got back everyone thought the were dead. Day3 the nachos invaded the plaza with iw then the forest. Day 4 acp attack hard they onley hade 20 troops nachos had 25 then ads talex and bob where sent to kill dryvit they snuck throught the camp and saw dryvit craping him self so talex shot him they went back to camp. Day5 acp surrederd after dryvit died nachos and iw won. The nachos had a party at the night club. Tt
I should have made It about bacon
Name:Zoo889
Date:08/03/2010
Rank:Fired due to inactive before
Story title: Acp Is Dead
Story:
One day at Nacho Base,
Gamer got Blackmailed by someone by the name of ACPWARRANT123.
He decided to just kill Acpwarrant123.
But when he looked ACCPWARRANT123 up.
It just said HA HA GAMER NO GETTING INFO ABOUT ME!
Thats when Gamer got furious!
He Summoned The Nacho God Nacho and sacrificed his Sombrero.
Then he challenged ACP to a War.
They of course agreed.
~Preparing for the war
Gamer got Ads to Buy 10000 more Cat Tanks
He even Gave each Nacho a bazooka!
Im too tired to do rest so adios
1.77 Hockey
2. Major General (me thinks)
3.march 8th 2010
4.Jonnys rise to fame
5. One day a little boy named jonny went to go play on his new favorite game, Club penguin…. i mean uhhhhh yeah club penguin, to go hang out with his new buddy rapist666. Now rapist always said odd thing like “You touched my tra la la” or “Lets have FUN!” Jonny laughed all the time. Then the rapist got arrested while they were playing club penguin, and jonny cried that he couldn’t lose his virginity to some 85 year old creeper. Oh well.
Now a week or two after the rapist got arrested jonny ssaw some fags in green and some awesome dudes in mexican hat things. It was the acp and the nachos having a war. Now curious jonny went and searched up the ACP and joined. he got to know all the noobs well especially Ias, since he reminded him of the rapist.
~ONE MONTH LATER~
Jonny now hated the acp cuz he was never listened to so he joined their arch enemies…. THE NACHOS. Jonny started out as the lowest rank but worked his way up. He had many friends in the nachos but his best friend was ads since he reminded him of the 85 year old rapist except younger…. maybe 84 1/2. Jonny rose throughout the ranks and became a mod. He was very proud. But suddenly the Acp and Iw declared war on the nachos and OA. Jonny felt like crap after the way he got treated in the Acp so it was time for revenge.
The first battle was on one of acps servers ICEBREAKER. The cat tanks were loaded and jonny was the capitan of the airforce. Jonny decided to attack before the battle started and killed 30 acp noobs with a cheese bomb. Billybob came and frolicked in the cheese after. Jonny was disgusted. The battle began it went back and forth but the changing point in the match was when 77 Hockey got a headshot on Dry, which left the acp hopeless and they ran. The IW was then all alone and they surrendered. 50 had a beer. Pern then congratulated everyone but jonny knew the war was not over yet.
Jonny asked Pern if he could lead the next battle. Pern said some explict words since he was drunk but he also said yes. Jonny was Thrilled. in the next battle the nachos had to defend fjord. The Navy was drunk so they couldn’t come to this battle. Jonny knew they were at a handicap. The nachos fought off the acp as long as they could, but ads was dead and they lost fjord. Jonny was infuriated and shot shab in the balls. It was called a tie. Jonny called the Nacho special Ops team, Woj, Thex, Hockey, 50 and Pie. He wanted to go on an assasination mission with them. Woj, Thex, Hockey and Pie agreed, 50 was still drunk. So they went out to the acps base in Snow forts.
50 somehow got to drive the plane while drunk and crashed into the pizza parlor. They got their guns and moved on. when they finally saw the base they thought up a plan. Woj would go streaking to distract the guards and the others would sneak in. Inside 50 would set up a bar to get them all drunk and then we would kill ’em. Then we got to the room where the leaders were and all hell broke loose. Guns were firing, woj was streaking, 50 was STILL drunk. It was hell. The Nachos killed everyone except Ias. Ias then shouted “I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE RAPIST ARRESTED YOU B*TCH JONNY” and he jumped out of the window onto a dead noob. Luckily the rapist was back, with a rifle. The rapist kicked Ias’s balls and shot him in the face. Jonny was amazed to see the rapist. The rapist said “It’s time” and raped jonny. Woj made it a 3-way while the others walked away.
Jonny ended up becoming the leader of the Nachos and making it to the hall of fame. 50 retired because he was to drunk to continue with the nachos. Woj became a pornstar. Pie and Thex became sucessful actors. The Acp disbanded after the war and all of them joined the nachos. Ias was buried under the ruins of the ACP HQ in snow forts. Hockey you ask? What became of this legend? He became leader of the Nachos before jonny and went into the hall of fame as the best leader EVAH and became a star QB in the NFL. Oh yeah and Pern still has no life and is still the advisor of the nachos at age 73.
THE END
that was long O_O
xDD
SEQUEL TIME
1.77 Hockey
2.Major General (me thinks)
3.march 8th 2010
4.A new foe
5. Jonny and his other leaders shad and his slut tuck were thinking about who to invade next ever since destroying the acp. Now the rapist was dead by now but he handed jonny a box before he died and said “this box is very special only open it when you need it” Jonny replied “What is it? A playboy magazine?” Regardless Jonny has never opened the box but, then suddenly drunk 50, who somehow got to co-leader, barged into the room saying “THERE IS AN ENEMY FORCE ON WHITE HOUSE THEY ARE DRESSED IN PINK WITH ORANGE GAY-ASS PUFFLES” Jonny then took his box and ran to the soldiers camp alerting them about the army shouting “CODE PINK WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS ON WHITE HOUSE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL, AND WHICHEVER IDIOT GAVE ME DECAF IS FIRED.”
The nachos then headed for white house only to see that the server is in ruins with the name “Orange dickfaces” everywhere. Jonny then thought about the rapist and remembered his words. He then opened the box and inside was a sticky condom. Jonny relentlessly shoved it in his pocket. Cpa Central had finally reported on the dickfaces whos sizes reached up to 450 soldiers at a time!
Jonny knew it would be tough.
The next morning Jonny talked to his troops saying “this is a time in our lifes where we have to show everybody who we are. We can’t stand down. We can’t give up. We can’t keep giving me a decaf. *coughBONEZcough* TUCK!!!!!!!! STOP GIVING ICEY A LAPDANCE BACK THERE!!” Tuck stopped immediatly. “9 AM WE DEPART FOR FJORD” jonny commanded.
They got to Fjord at 9:15 and saw that the Dickfaces just started to march in so everybody got their guns and tanks ready and waited for war. This was a bloody war bodies were flying everywhere. DC killed 3 Dickfaces before getting injured by a grenade. Jonny ws shouting orders every 10 seconds. Joker was killing everything in his path before getting sniped by a dickface sniper. The nachos held off the dickfaces for quite awhile and the dickfaces left. the nacho forces went from 200 to 50 in that day but killed over 300 dickfaces. Jonny called it a sucess but he knew he had to get his friends from the special ops.
Hockey was QB’ing USC to a National Championship in his Sophmore year. Woj had already been in 3 pornos. Pie and Thex had won 7 oscars combined already and 50 was still drunk. It was hard to get them all back but he did it. They decided to raid the dickface HQ in marshmellow but tuck demanded to go nude. She ended up having to wear a bikini. In Marshmellow the Iw and Uma were there trying to make a plan to get in, so the ops joined them. The UMA went in first to hopefully kill everybody then the iw would kill the survivors leaving the ops to get in. Inside the building the ops saw pictures of fallen armies they have destroyed including gw and HSA. Suddenly they got surprised by 10 Dickfaces so Woj and Tuck flash their boobs and the rest ran. Then they saw the leader…. Pink Mafias. Pink greeted them saying ” I have been waiting for you jonny. You are a special kind of leader. The kind that is better than all except hockey.” Jonny then said ” Pink, you are a muthaf*ckin’ biatch and you will never take over cp.” Surprisingly 20 Dickfaces jumped out of the wall and started shooting and the war broke out. The ops killed all of them except pink who excaped. Then jonny remembered the condom. So he threw the box the condom was in at pink and went down to him and put the condom on him and said, ” BE SAFE B*TCH” and shot him.
Everybodies lifes stayed the same except pie took a break from acting and became the Gov. of iowa and Thex became the VP of the USA and the president was none other than……50 Cent 254.
THE END…..?
LMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDD
THE THIRD STORY OF JONNYS HELLISH LIFE AS A NACHO LEADER
The search begins
Jonny had made a major discovery today, he found out ads wasn’t dead yet he was just really drunk and was sleeping. Jonny then invited him to become co-leader of the nachos, he accepted.Now that the backstory kind of shit is over time to get into the important stuff.
Now some guy named boomer brought back the acp. They were a fair size but they needed to get bigger. Jonny thought of helping his old foes but when boomer came back for help jonny spit in his face and put lemon juice in his eyes and said with a manly voice “NOOOOOOOO!!11SHIFT!111!!SHIFTSHIFT!1!!!” Boomer said jonny would regret it. Jonny said screw off while he was picking up his gun and boomer ran. That evening Jonny decided to go to mcdonalds with Ads, Joker, and Pie (the gov. of iowa). While joker was eating he/she saw a piece of paper in his burrito. He thought it was a recipt but it turned out to be…THE MAP TO THE GOLDEN TURD!!!!!!! When he showed jonny he relized that the X was in an acp server…. snow forts. So jonny planned a secret expedition to find the turd so the acp won’t notice.
Jonny shouted orders that night to the troops. “WE HAVE FOUND A MAP TO THE GOLDEN TURD AND IF WE FIND IT WE WILL BE THE BEST KNOWN ARMY EVAH! THE DOWNSIDE THOUGH IS THAT THE TURD IS ON ACPS SERVER SNOW FORT SO WE ARE PLANNING A SECRET INVASION TO FIND THE TURD. OK PRIVATES!” Then jonny saw 50 and 50 said “I’m joining the nachos again since in the white house i spilt beer on the carpet so i got kicked out.” Jonny then said laughing “same old 50.”
The next morning they set out for snow forts stopping through Sub zero, were they stayed at a holiday inn, Tuxedo, where they had some lobster and Halfpipe, where joker fell off a cliff trying to get his oreo back. He was ok…. i think. When they finally got to snow fort they dressed in their acp costumes and moved on following the maps directions. They were soon discovered by a noob and the noob told boomer and boomer ordered an attack and a battle broke out. Bullets were fired everywhere. People were dead. Pie and billy decided to go all chuck norris and killed about 40 acp soldiers. In the middle of the battle Jonny took the ops and went to look for the treasure. Boomer saw this and sent spies.
Now the ops (Hockey, Pie, Thex, Woj, 50 and jonny) went and searched everywhere but they finally got to the X they were at the gay ass dojo. Then the acp spies got to them with boomer leading them and he said “Jonny i told you you would regret that. So now we will kill you and your friends.”
adding on to comment above ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Right before jonny was about to reply to boomer Thex shouted “YOU LITTLE MUTHAF*CKIN @$$HOLE. I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA SHOVE YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ASS THROAT K B*TCH.” The acp and nachos were stunned at what thex said but suddenly a voice boomed from the top of the dojo saying “Password accepted” and a door opened and it looked like it was a door that has not been opened for years.
Boomer then challenged the ops to a battle to see who would get to go through the door. The battle began with 50 sniping the acp co-leader in the head. Boomer then ordered a charge which failed since thex had to fart out the chili he had last night. Jonny then with hockey got into the cattank they stored from their battle ages ago and killed all troops except a couple, including boomer. Pie killed the other troops which left boomers sorry ass all alone. Jonny went up to boomer to offer him help. Boomer got up and Jonny pushed him down a hill.
The ops went inside the door to find the old dojo. Everybody was shocked but there was no golden turd. Then woj found a note saying “the turd isn’t here my friends but here is another map to find its location.” The map pointed to the most iconic server in cp warfare. Mammoth. Pie then said “Does this fucking mean we have to go to mammoth where the noobs are?” Jonny replied “Yes, yes it does pie.” Pie responded “OH CRAP NOT AGAIN”
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THE NEXT BOOK
spoilerz: one of the ops die in the next book
OMG the swearing Password was the funniest
Book 4: The Time is now
Jonny now looked at the map with the ops while the rest of the nachos were having fun drinkin beer. The map had a mysterious writing on it that nobody could decipher.
Jonny was puzzled at the writing and so was the rest of the ops. He gave a speech to the troops about this map. “Now, we know where we have to go but we do not know what could be awaiting us when we got there.” Billy blurted out “Flarry Jerry?” Jonny stared at billy and replied ” Flarry talked to me the other day and he wanted me to say to you that your mom is not good at sex.” Billy was pissed. “Since we do not know what we are going to go through we are going to train like f’n hell.” Now while jonny was making the speech pern grabs the map from jonnys pocket and read the writing. He then shouted “WHY DOES IT SAY ON THE MAP THAT THE GOLDEN TURD IS GUARDED BY A 17 HEADED BEAST?” 50 asked pern “How in hell did you read that pern?” “Well i just spilt a beer on it and words came up.” In jonnys mind he thought pern was an ass for taking his beer.
The next morning Jonny led his troops on a 30 mile jog. Joker shouted “What are you doing to us are we on a f’n diet?” Next pie taught new recruits how to aim a gun. He got shot in the leg 15 times. Pie was taken to the NACHO F’N HOSPITAL. The troops were exhausted but then suddenly the HSA came in for an attack on the nacho base and a battle began on white house.
The HSA were growing and wanted to posess more land so they invaded the nachos. The HSA put up a great figth against the nachos but after a bloody 6 hours of fighting they left but after they left the leader whispered something to jonny. He said “if you value your life never look for the turd.” Jonny was shocked to hear this and said back “Screw off you asshole stop gettin into my damn ass buisness.”
Jonny wanted to get revenge on the HSA so he and the ops went to attack hsa’s base.
At the base they saw that HSA was already getting invaded by IMAF so the ops helped IMAF. When they killed everybody their leader was not to be found except they found a note “Going to Wal-mart be back in 30 minutes.” Jonny thought wal-mart was a crap shack so he just left.
Now Jonny went back to snow forts with the ops and found that the old dojo had been destroyed by the IW. Jonny was wondering how and why these armies knew about this stuff. He went to read the CPA CENTRAL newspaper when he saw something odd. Woton had posted about the finding of a treasure in the dojo. Jonny decided that he was gonna pay woton a “visit”. When he got to wotons house he saw it was in ruins. It appeared somebody already killed woton so he decided to not bother with that bastard.
Now back at the camp woj was walkin around thinkin about her next porno when suddenly a man in light purple jumped on woj and raped her. Woj was trying to get help but then he shot her in the face and killed her. Jonny just got back and he saw what happened and ran after the rapist. He shot his pistol that he had but never got anything off. The man jumped in a speedboat and crossed the icey nacho sea. But there was a note left behind. The note read “Jonny I know that you are the bastard reading this so listen up. I was the one that destroyed the dojo. I was the one that got HSA to attack you. I was the one that killed woton. I was the one that raped and killed woj. But especially i was the one that gave you that decaf. You will never catch me and i will be the one to get the turd and become rich. Signed Your loving and soon to be rich friend Joker.”
Jonny swore on his life to kill Joker and the first part was to head out to mammoth.
Coming out Thursday afternoon the fifth book: The war to end all wars.
HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME!
WTF xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD shit im dead xD
xDDDDDD i feel like your gonna make billy rape me and then i just die like that e_e xD
~Joker
They are looking for the golden crap? LOLZ.
ROFLMAO
Part 1 of Book 5. Part 2 comes tommorrow
Jonny announced on the speaker system “All soldiers to the cattank storage. It is time to depart for mammoth.” When all the troops were there Jonny annouced “The asshole that killed woj was joker and he is also going for the turd. To my knowledge the IW ACP IMAF UMA and GW are also hunting for the turd.” Billy then said “My tea is cold can you warm it up with your love?” Guitar then pointed a pistol at billys head and said “You gayass sack of skin if you say that again i will shoot you head and eat your eyes.” Billy remained quiet. Forever. (Editor’s note: Billy can you please do this in real life and STFU. Thank you and enjoy the rest of the book)
The nachos set off but before they left white house, Playa approached jonny and said “Can i have woj’s dead body to uhhh *coughrapecough* it?” Jonny shot playa. Now the nachos headed out for mammoth which was in the center of the cp world. When they went there they saw that the town was already in ruins so now they went to search for the turd but when they got to the forest all the armies were there and Boomer shouted to dudex “You ass you will never find the turd. We are the Army of cp so we’re the only worthy ones.” Jonny then said “Hey Boomer how was your fall after i pushed you down that cliff.” Boomer then ordered the acp to attack and the battle began.
PART 2 COMES TOMORROW.
Part 1 iz up dere ^^^^
This is part2
As the battle started the IMAF had an epic fail when a noob pulled the grenade pin on his grenade and didn’t throw it. This ended up killing all but 5 IMAF so they just left and went to subway. Now in the battle blake almost singlehandly killed all of GW until he slipped on a orange puffles crap and ads killed the rest. Blake cleaned his boots on a dead GW soldier. Now that the GW and IMAF were eliminated the Uma thought that they might all die at any second so they took a trip on U.S. airways back to mittens through a stop by marshmellow. This now left the 3 largest armies in cp in this battle. IW. NACHOS. ACP.
Now that there were only three armies in the battle boomer offered a deal. “I will give you both 5 servers if you leave right now.” Icey replied “Why in f’n hell would i want servers acp have. All the people there are noobs anyways. They dont know any damn army other than the acp.” Jonny said “Not over ads dead body.” Ads said “WHAT THE FUCK JONNY ARE YOU LIKE OFFERING ME UP?” Jonny whispered to ads “Yes but my ass is more important than yours.” “ok” Boomer said “if thats how you want it.”
50 ,still drunk, was flying the plane and dropped a cheese bomb onto the IW. Iw died because of this. Except icey since hes invincible so he just joined IMAF at subway. Now it was only acp and the nachos. Thex then came out and said to boomer “BOOMER YOU ASS YOU THINK YOU RULE OUR ASSES BUT YOU DONT. I’M THE ASS THATS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY.” Thex then killed boomer and the rest of the nachos started firing at the acp and killed ’em all. The nachos had again ridden the acp of this world. Now to look for the turd.
The map led them to the back of the mine shed and they found a message. It read “A penguin/human sacrifice is needed to move on.” Everybody stared at Rap. Rap trembling said “WHY IN HELL IS EVERYBODY STARING AT ME?” Jonny said “Its part of the damn story so die bitch.” and he shot rap. They put the sacrifice on the slab and a staircase opened going down in the underworld. Jonny ordered “Men, its time to face the devil.” Joker was in a tree nearby spying.
THE FINAL BOOK IS COMING MARCH 11TH 2010
HELLS TO THE YEAH BABY THATS AWSOME NOW ALL OF YOU CAN SCROOL DOWN LATER TODAY OR MABEY TOMARROW AND SEE MINE AND JOKERS STORY AND GUESS WHOS IN IT??!?!?!??!?!? YEP ITS JOHNNY
HELLS TO THE YEAH i loved this story and u all can scrool down later tonite or tomarrow and see mine and jokers story (blake and jokers journy to the center of cp) amazing right and guess who will be in it ?!!?!?!?!? u guessed right johnny 😀
You OWN!
Billy Mays
3/8.10
Rank:2ic
My CP autobio
One day in 06, my cousin came over to my house. He told me about this game called Club Penguin. I didn’t think I would like it at first and thought it would be boring. I then tried playing it and I liked it. I started with a penguin named Poltor. I was having a great time making new friends and stuff. I played with my cousin everyday at 7:30 we did noobish things but they were the fun stuff a lot of us did when we first started playing CP. We did things like Cops and Robbers. We started colors wars and had a lot of fun. Soon we would learn that there is more than just this stuff to do in Club Penguin.
In the Late 06 into 07 we were making a group called the summit protectors. At first we would keep the server Summit for robbers and people like that. We learned that there was an Army Of Clubpenguin from this ACP noob that made a training camp thing in his igloo. We started to try and get people to join the summit protectors. We learned that there could be more armies. The people that joined we come back everyday and we would sit in the coffee shop like it was our base. If any other armies came on we would start a battle. We never knew there were sites and chats.
Late 07 to end of 08 good times and the start of some bad ones. We now where having a lot of Igloo parties. We had a lot of good times but then we lost it all. We found out that Disney was going to take over Clubpenguin and I knew this was going to be really good or really bad. It turned out good at first. Then in the middle of 08 Poltor was hacked and banned forever. We tried to get him Unbanned but in the end we could not. This is where I made my new penguin Billy Mays. Then there was the last Winter Fiesta where I the Uniform. The Year had ended.
09 to now, Now it was time I found out about the Nachos. There my newly formed army was waiting around for something when we found a large mass of people calling themselves the Nachos we tried to fight them off and we thought we had beat them and they would never come back. We found the site one day and we raided the event on Fjord. I soon to join the Nachos it was a great time joining the Nachos. We had a lot of a events which I really liked. I had made my first 3 friends Jackiechan70, King Kinz10, Tan. I made a lot more friends when I came back to CP armies a few months later. I got a mod rank and there was a rebellion and I became highest mod and then finally. I started working harder and I became 3ic. I did a lot in that time like help lead a war in a lot of battles. Now here I am Billy Mays Nachos Co Leader.
Kk This Is The First Real Entry. With Full Chapters (Warning Will Be Long)
Name: Mjtmaster
Date: 3/8/10
Rank:Private
Story title: The Long Gone War Between ACP And Nachos (This Story Someone Wins. not A Tie)
Story:
Chapter 1:
Snow broke into tiny bits under my flipper feet as I swiftly made snowballs. Swarms of orange and yellow(Nachos) beside me and many green penguins (ACP) many feet away from me. As I threw the fresh made snowballs I was hit in the stomach by a snowball. I was very hungry and my stomach hurt so I howled with pain. After a few seconds I was ready to fight again. I threw snowballs very rapidly with all of my might. Another snowball came zooming for my face this time but I quickly dodged it and it hit the cold ground.
Chapter 2:
I was the only Nacho left standing. But Dryvit was the only one standing on the other side too. All the soldiers were hurt and were getting medical attention by the Nacho leaders. I quickly made a good enough snowball to be thrown at Dryvit. I threw it very quickly at Dryvit who was already making one to throw at me. It hit him squarely in the face. He had bruises on his face. His knees quickly gave up and he fell. He was knocked out.
Chapter 3: I was so shocked. I had defeated Dryvit in a 1 on 1 battle. He lay face down on the ground unconscious.
At that time many Nachos came running down at me. They had seen the unconscious Dryvit and were bursting with joy.
We had won the battle, but not the war. With this victory that leaves the ACP with 1 server left. The next battle was planned for tommorow. At 12:00 PM.
Chapter 4 (Tommorow 11:58) SOLDIERS GET YOUR ASS ON CLUB PENGUIN SNOW FORT TOWN Gamer said with aggression. It was almost time for the final battle. I immeditialy followed Gamer’s command. ACP Were already there and all of the Nachos were already there too. We all started to attack. ACP did the same 10 seconds later 5 ACP soldiers were already down and unconscious. It had started.
Chapter 5:
After many snowballs from the Nachos half of ACP were down. But no Nachos were down yet. I had made a pile of snowballs while my fellow Nachos fought. I had hundreds cause I had very fast hands. I took 2 and threw them at the ACP leaders. Shab and Dryvit down (I guess I’m a natural Nacho!). And all other leaders down. All ACP had left were their low-ranked noobs. Two seconds later, 3 noobs left. All the Nachos looked at each other. They all nodded like in a plan. They all made a quick snowball and threw it at the 3 noobs. They were down. They had won. The ACP were officially defeated. The Nachos had won the war and took all of ACP servers. And Mammoth! Nachos then became the number 1 strongest army.
~~The End
Story written by Cyclonedude9 AKA Mjtmaster
That’s my story! Hope you like it!
Name:Dashing Snow
Date: 3/8/10
Rank: Retired Rank xD
Story title: Why I retired…
Story:
Why did I retire? I’m a big fat dweeb. I watch Disney Channel’s playhous disney and I play Webkinz! My favorite show is Blues Clues and I like to eat baby food!
NONE OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE, in fact I hate all of those things. xD
Thats my stupid story. 5 SENTENCES long. Hey, its a five. *smirk*
This will never win. O.o Eh, I don’t care. 😛
can i write about the nachos vs evil robots
(we get machine guns and such 🙂 better then snowballs)
yea (SCN)y not? u see everyone else doing it xD
Name:mileygirl441
Date:3-8-10
Rank:ranger
Story title:epicness vs noobs
It was a nice day to go on nacho chat the sun was bright and it was a saturday.Finally the damn computer loads
and i was ready to talk to my nacho family on nacho chat.”GET ON CP OR I SHALL KICK YOU TILL YOU CANT SIT ANY MORE!”
screams ads the mighty.”Do we have to get on now?” Ads gave me the death stare.”ok ok im going.”
Acp were there making a fool of thier selfs being noobs and what not.”Nachos war faces on 3!”All eyes was on Ads
ready for the command to go.Evryone did the warfaces as told on ACP’S noobish clovers and comments.
An hour passed of j-bombs,warfaces,and other random things to kill ACP with.”When will this end!” i yelled
in agony.”Not until ACP admits we win”
Ads calmly said.”Omg Ads u no thats never gonna happen”i said.
“ACP wins!!111!” yelled random ACP noob on nacho chat.Ads-I have banned ACP rules reason:”bye bye go back to your little
cave”.Everyone laughed.
Another hour passed by of war.”OMG THIS IS MADNESS”yelled a noob.” i love war” another noob repiled.
i delt with how long this was going on and shut my mouth.More and more people came on nacho chat and were
told by Ads to get on cp or death will be a option…or a painful day with oragls mum.
Really nobody had a choice because they were both horrible punishments.Person came on and was really proud
on how well we were doing.
ACP started to lagg and not do anything.REally they were just sitting there letting the epic nachos kick
their noobish butts.”Go ahead and log off” said Ads.”FINALLY”.”Hey who wants to come dump orgals mom in the ocean?”
said Cobra.”i do i do” everyone yelled.”to the beach” yelled Tuck,Melissa,and joker.once again
the Epic Nachoz won a battle.
THE END
COBRA
3/8/10
rank:commander
The Acp and My Journal
Day 1
It was another cold and bitter on clubpenguin while the nachos were having a war against ACP.”GET THE HELL ON SNOW FORT!!!” yelled Billy and Ads in unison. Nachos arrived very slowly while ACP figured out what is and how to make a circle again for 30 minutes.
Day 5
We j-bombed, war faced, charged, and other damn good stuff while compared to ACP, they only knew how to use clovers and circles.
Acp make another circle and clover in line again while we destroy the circle outstandingly. Day 5 success.
Day 9, not tired. I looked at the supplies and see we didn’t use a trace of it. Afterwards I look at ACP’s supplies and see fat penguins panting then drinking Pepto Bismo and eating green eggs and ham. I laugh wondering where they get these things.
Day 11, What’s happening? The war ended hours ago, but ACP can’t read time so they stayed thinking its 8:00 A.M when its actually 4:00 P.M cst. So we ignored it knowing if we stayed they would only try to suffocate us with clovers and circles. Sorry, but the circle is so last year (roll).
Day 12, I look at ACP Database, homepages covered in ponies and sayings that say “give me the cockadoodledo”. I find a post saying they declared a tie since they can’t spell the words “Nachos are beast and pwned us”. So we ignored and claimed Snow Fort.
day***
Name:Yoyo1400
Date:9/3/10
Rank:private
Story title:The End
Story:
The massive war ended smoke was everywhere…
All the innocent crowded on rockhoppers ship,Cp was now forgotten,smoky,sticky island.
All Penguins expected the worst.
There was only 3 armies left Acp,Nachos And IW,
Through the smoke they were staring at each other
Gamer was looking at Boomer even though they could not see each other.
The smoke was fading Ice Warriors let of a war crie and dropped out like 200 armies did.
As a Private i could not get a better view of what will happen
“We can see Acp get ready to fire!”Yelled Gamer
The same thing reflected on the other side.
The Acp were getting ready while nachos got into there cat tanks
“Lowest to highest rank into order”Yelled Pie
I was standing out the front shivering.
Then guns were fireing Scar my best mate ran off into the fog of smoke that was remaining,I never saw him again….
After 24 hours the nachos were looking Excellent,Boomer Called Out a retreat but Nachos went off after them they all jumped into the cove and were never seen again,”Nachos have won”!Nachos Screamed!
Dry was scared at “the epicness of the Nachos” who refused to have a PB with us because you are “falling”.
dont say anything you got killed by a 85 year old rapist
lolwut
Hockey :p
Really good.
Name:Ciarnan
Date:8/3/2010
Rank:Staff Sergeant
Story title:xD
Story:
Boomer was in the shadows, he was the last ACP. (unfortunately)Iasgae was dead but many nachos remained.Boomer revealed himself but almost instantly got killed by Puckley. Puckley accidentaly used too many lemons and destroyed Club penguin.
Moral : Lemons destroy all – including ACP. 😀
lol il make 1
Name: JaySul
Date: 3/9/10
Rank: Ranger
Story:
The Great Cookie War
Chapter 1
The Beginning
It was a beautiful day. And Gamer was desperately craving cookies. So he decided to take a stroll down to the super market and grab some. He walked into to the air conditioned store and directed himself to the snacks aisle. Then he noticed the last box of cookies. He rushed over and snatched them. But another hand flew down onto the cookies at the same time. The two cookie grabbers narrowed their eyes at each other. Gamer saw the green shirt branded ACP and whispered “Shaboomboom.” And of course Gamer had on his Cat Tank shirt, so Shaboomboom whispered “Gamer. It’s on.” “Hell yeah.” replied Gamer.
Chapter 2
Gamer flew out of the supermarket towards his house, as did Shaboomboom. The cookies were left in a secretive location of the super market so no one would buy them. Sweating, Gamer burst through his door and jumped onto his computer. He gathered all his Nacho troops onto chat and made an epic speech. The Nachos were going crazy.
Chapter 3
The battle happened the next day. About 100 ACP penguins were gathered behind Shaboomboom in the bitter cold of Mammoth’s Town. All of a sudden, a Nacho appeared. It was Gamer. He gave Shaboomboom one last chance to surrender the goods. Of course he denied. “Very well.” Gamer said. And backed into the fog. *BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.* And out of the fog emerged over 150 marching Nachos. 198 ACP eyes widened in amazement. But Shaboomboom and Gamer both had a smirk on and a maniacal glint in their eyes. “ATTACK!” screamed Gamer.
Chapter 4
The battling went on for 40 days and 40 nights. Neither team wanted to quit. Nobody slept. They only ate snow. By the 40th night, the ACP had taken out over half of the Nachos. Things were looking bleak for the Nachos. But then Gamer saw Shaboomboom lounging in the Coffee Shop preparing a glass of milk for his victory. Gamer knew what he had to do. He shouted some orders into his radio and continued throwing snowballs. Then about ten minutes later- “RAWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!1!!” The ACP penguins looked up and then shat themselves. It was the unmistakeable cry of the Cat Tank. A mountainous form appeared in the fog. “RAWWWWRRRRR!!!!1!” the Cat Tank roared again. Before Cat Tank had the chance to bomb the crap outta them, the ACP ran screaming like little girls.
Chapter 5
Now at the Super Market, the Nachos were going crazy. They were jumping up and down and spraying orange soda all over each other. Then Gamer stood on top of the deli counter and raised the cookie box. “This is a great day for the Nacho Army.” he said. “Now eat Nachos, eat!” and he threw fist-fulls of cookies into the crowd.
Hiro 2
liutenint
title: WHOS YO DADDY
ounce there was ads pie in of course gamer.
they were great nacho leaders!
they were having a party!!
gamer said PARTY!!
ads said WOOOOOOOO
while pie ate pie
pie said THIS IS GOOD PIE MAN
and all the other nachos were having fun dancing!
all of a sudden ias says ATTACK!
Igloos walls burst open and acp comes in
ads and game AND pie all say ATTACK!
All of a sudden nachos jbomb and emote all over the place while acp trys snowballs (FAIL)
ads and gamer get a soda and pie hops in the cat tank!
Pie preses a button and all of a sudden cat tank says CAT TANK IS NOT AMUSED
Canons show up all over the place while ias pees his pants
ads says SHOOOOT While billy mays j bombs ias to china
EVERYONE SHOOTS all nachos cant mainly see anything but keep on doing what they can!
All of a sudden 3liutenint and 4 privates jump on two canons and jumps off!
Liutenints j bombing and privates emoteing!
dry says oh no AND 8 NACHOS BAM ON TOP OF HIM!
ads says WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN NACHOS WIN!!!!!!
Billy mays Boogies it down while ias is made into chop sticks and sushi
pie eats more pie and now it tastes better!
All nachos party it down and ads turned off the music!
everyone said HEY and ads and gamer all said at ounce close your eyes
Everyone closes there eyes and ads said think of this.
If we can deafeat acp off guard,
Imagine what we can accomplish in the future.
~Hiro 2~
omg…
you forgot the quotartion marks
Name:Cryipto149
Date:3/9/2010
Rank:Ranger
Story title: The Battle
Story: “LET’S GO!” Ads shouted.
“What’s going on?” I asked.
“ACP is Invading!” Rapidy answerd “We need to get in the Cat Tanks!”
They got in the Cat Tanks and rolled out towards Fjord.I got in a Fighter and flew towards the Forts I saw the ACP n00bs fall to the ground as the Cat Tanks rolled in
“There go our boys” Ads said.”Dive down and fire” He commanded
“Whoa,WHOA!That was TOO close!”Gamer said
“Sorry,Sir” A Private said
As you know the awsomeness of The Nachos,ACP retreded and we WON!
Name: Guitar48300
Date: 3/9/10
Rank: Staff Sergeant
Story Title: Nacho by heart
Characters:Guitar48300: Main hero
Quince:Guitar’s 1st nacho friend ever
Person1233:One of the nacho leaders
Rabo4:The one who does not give Guitar alot of respect
Linkin:One of the Nacho leaders
Billy:One of Guitar’s friends
Blake:One of Guitar’s friends
Joker:One of Guitar’s friends
Jenny:One of Guitar’s friends
Gamer:One of the Nacho leaders
Medz:The one who reports stuff the leaders dont know yet.
Dryvit:Someone Guitar kills
Saint:One of the ACP leaders
Boomer:One of the ACP leaders
Chapter 1: The New Nacho
The Nachos were enjoying themselves at their hideout. Then there was someone in the join room. Person, Rabo and Quince went to go greet the new person. Rabo says “Get lost we’re busy”. Person responds “Rabo. If we did that to all our new commers then we wouldnt be the Nachos”. “Hmph” responded Rabo. Quince asks ” So, you got a name?”. “It’s Guitar” the new guy responded. Person gave Guitar the privilage to be a part of The Nachos. While Guitar is chatting and making new friends Linkin says in private chat “Was it really that easy of a decisson?”. “This new guy looks like he is a ture Nacho by Heart” responded Person. By the end of that day Guitar had already made friends with Quince and had fun with the rest of them. And he was told about that it’s true that the Nachos and ACP dont usually get along
Chapter 2: Walrus’
About a couple weeks after Guitar joined a problem occured. The Nachos were hanging out. The Linkin says “Guys watch out for these bot penguins if you go on cp”. Then a couple hours later the Nachos wer ordered to go on cp and fight the bots. They went on and found them. there were only five at the time. They were saying “Nachos and ACP fail!”. The Nacho’s out-numbered those 5 bots and destroyed then with guns…chain guns I might say. Then out of nowhere there was an army of bots, calling themselves iatw. The nachos and ACP trouced to destroy the bots in the dock. Then Person suggeted to go to the snow forts and evacuate all penguin civilians. The penguins listened and got off cp just as the walruses came to the snow forts. The Nachos fought their hardest to defeat the Walruses, but then Quince got an idea. We should N bomb them. “Nuclear bomb?” asked Joker. ” No Nacho bomb, but it is a nuclear missle” said Quince. “Then why dont we call it the NNB” asked Joker. Everyone agreed that was a good name for it. “Well it doesnt matter, look” said Guitar. An ACP Nuke missle was coming down. The Nachos left and so did the ACP. Except a couple noobs who wouldnt listen to their leaders. And the Walrus’ were all destroyed.
Chapter 3: The Last Straw
It’s been 3 months since Guitar joined the nachos and Rabo still wont give him respect. One day he went on YouTube and found a comment in one of his Nacho videos. The comment said: ” U idiot ur not a real nacho”. He replyed with: “Then how come My name is Guitar48300? I bet ur not even a real nacho urself”. Rabo responded: “I was a Nacho, im Rabo and thanks for telling me ur name. Now next time I see u. Ill kill u”. That got Guitar a little nervous, so he went to the nacho owners and told them to make Rabo a member next time they see him. They said theyd wait to see whats going on. Days past and Rabo never came, until one day. Gitar tried to sneak past him, but got noticed. “Dont worry im not gonna kill u, theyll eventually do that to u anyway” said Rabo, “Who knows, maybe Im wrong. Dont know, but dont care anymore.”. And Rabo left the Nachos and never came back.
Chapter 4: Vacation
That’s right. The Nachos had a vacation day. Person went to Fiji, Quince was in Oahu and every one else did what they wanted. Guitar went to club penguin for a while he met one of his friends that were not in any club penguin army. They went to the cove for a bit. And then Guitar told his friend about the Nachos, but an ACP undercover dude heard him, and got backup. The ACP ambushed Guitar and his friend. Guitar got a forsefield badge out and a chain gun for him and his friend, and they killed all the ACP people who got in their way. The bodies were hacked and deleted by 2 surviving Walruses after Guitar and his friend left. And so Guitar went back to the hideout with his 4 friends that stayed at home on vacation.
Chapter 5: Death of a Friend
It was that time again. The Nachos and the ACP were fighting. Guitar and his 5 friends were in the same squadron during this war. Quince was the leader of the squadron. Quince had a plan: “Lets sneak into the ACP base and capture boomer himself” They thought it was a good plan, especially since Guitar learned a power in the nachos to summon any weapon at will. They snuck in undetected, cause the ACP couldnt afford security beams or cameras. They only spent money on cool weapons that they hardly even use cause they forgot they bought them after 2 days. Anyway, they saw the room boomer was in and they saw a nice cake too. “Mmm cake” said Joker. “Where? I dont…oh there it is.”said Quince. “Whats the plan Quince?” asked Guitar. “5 of us will kill Boomer’s guards while Billy grabs that cake” said Quince. “Hey I want to grab the cake!”said Joker. “We’re all gonna share it when we’re done”. said Quince. “I’m in.” said Jenny. They kicked the door down and killed the ACP guards, and Billy got the cake and ran off. “There’s no way outta this Boomer surrender now” said Blake. “Oh I dont think so” said Boomer. The 5 Nachos turned around and there were more ACP guards pointing guns at them. Then Boomer pulled out a gun and shot Quince. “Now do I need to take another life? Or are you gonna put your weapons down?” They dropped their weapons and then got captured.
Chapter 6: Escape
The war had ended, Gamer and Medz were in the nacho office. “Gamer, 15 Nachos were killed and 30 ACP members were killed, and now they have surrendered.” said Medz. “Very good” responded Gamer. “Also Billy, Joker, Guitar, Blake and Jenny have gone missing” said Medz. “Im back!” said Billy. “Want some cake?”. “No thanks Billy, what happened to your squadron?” asked Gamer. “I saw Quince get killed and the rest were captured” said Billy. “Then we must rescue them” said Gamer. “I change my mind I want a slice now” he said. Guitar was sitting in his cell when he thought “Ive waited long enough”. He then summoned a keyblade. A sword that can open any lock as well as kill. He unlocked his cell door and went to look for his friends. He passed by Blake’s cell and unlocked it. “Here, take it” Guitar said. It was another keyblade. They ran to find the others when some ACP guards blocked them. They both stabbed and sliced the ACP guards and Guitar threw one guard off the edge of the floor which was 8 stories high. They came across Jenny’s cell and unlocked that one too. Guitar gave her a claymore sword. The three of them ran and took an elevator. Then they ran down some stairs which blake got exhausted so they had to carry him down. Blake got back on his feet and they were still running while killing any ACP people who got in their way. Then they came to Joker’s cell. which the guard there had 2 chain guns and a giant body. They were all very scared. But they kept blocking his shots, then blake jumpped and stabed the guard in the head. After that they freed Joker and escaped the ACP’s prison. As they got out a Nacho helicopter came down and picked them up.
Chapter 7: Revenge
“Gamer i need to get to the ACP’s HQ and avenge Quince” said Guitar. “Very well, but Boomer is very strong, be careful” said Gamer. “Ill go with you” said Person. They went to the hideout. They killed all who got in the way, then came across warp holes. 1 was open and 2 werent. They went through the open one. There they found Dryvit. “Ive been waiting forever for this chance” he said. He had a sword on fire and turned into a Fire Ninja. Guitar and Person sword fought Dryvit then Person sliced Dryvit’s head off. “Easy” he said. They proceeded to the next warp hole and found Saint. He grabbed an Ice gun and turned into an Ice penguin(not IW). Guitar and Person got out flamethrowers and burned Saint to death. Finnally they encountered Boomer. Which he turned into a giant black demon! It made Person and Guitar look like cockroaches. They tried to use weapons but it didnt work. “Dont you see? Im invincible!” Boomer said. he was about to kill those 2 when a giant laser vaporized Boomer’s head. Blake was Outside with a Flying disk. “Where’d you get that?” asked Person. “It was parked in a No Parking zone.” said Blake. Person and Guitar boarded the machine and went to HQ. A week later there was another ACP war. “Let’s do this!” said Guitar. And the battle began.
THE END!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!! Especially when I saved the day 😀 pie I think this is a winner ok PIE OK OK Ok pick this one 😀 please atleast 2nd
nobody beats hockeys story of DOOM
Name:G Crocousci
Date: March 8
Rank: private
Story title:The time we pwned acp
Story: The nachos are fighting acp in a war and we were like “we r gonna pwn u” and they were like “no” and we were like “yes” and they were like “no” and we were like “yes”and they were like “no” and we were like “yes” and they were like “no” and we were like “yes and they were like “no” and we were like “yes and they were like “no” and we were like “yes and they were like “no” and we were like “yes” and then they were like “oh no u didnt” and we were like ” oh yes we did” and then they were like “oh no u didnt” and we were like ” oh yes we did” and then they were like “oh no u didnt” and we were like ” oh yes we did” and then they were like “oh no u didnt” and we were like ” oh yes we did” and then they were like “oh no u didnt” and we were like ” oh yes we did” and then they were like “oh no u didnt” and we were like ” oh yes we did” and then we pwned them
the end
lol, all talk no action
ACP loses AGAIN?!?!?!
Chaper 1 OMG!!
There was a load of ACP guys running towards the Nachos Base.”WE NEED THE CAT TANKS!” Said Bubbagum620 (me).We got in the Cat Tanks,other Nachos just grabbed guns and ran outside.
Chapter 2 Killer Nachos
They took the battle to the Snow Forts.We stayed in the Cat Tanks and kept killing them.5 of them were dead “WE ROCK!!” Said Gamer,while Cryipto was singing Lady Gaga,Gamer said “Get ahold of your self solider!” Cryipto responded “Yessir!
Chapter 3 Wow.
20 minutes later 10 more of them were dead,”Wow.” Said Gamer
I grabbed a nearby hockey stick and caught an ACP n00b I threw him towards the Clock Tower I was like “GOAL!!!!” 11 were down now!
Chapter 4 Revenge…from ACP?!
Then Boomer threw a grenade and was smart enough to aim correctly I said,”GET THE HELL DOWN!!!” The grende exploded and most of us died I had no choice but to call UMA (to the noobs of the nachos UMA is our allies) They came in quickly and 5 got killed of the UMA.
Chapter 5 Revenge from Nachos and UMA
Then an UMA dude shot like,half of the ACP with 1 clip OMG!!!! I was like “Wow.” again.
Chapter 6 NACHOS VICTORY!!!!
Then I threw a bomb and all of them died.We all high-fived each other,then we went back to Gamer’s igloo and partied like there was no tommorow OMG ACP WIL NEVER WIN
and I mean it THE END!!!
Epilouge: This was the perfect rematch battle,as I said before ACP will never win
and i mean it…AGAIN!!!
to the acp WE OWN YOU ALL
btw my rank is Ranger
I’m not a Nacho, but if i win put someone else as winner and just post mine, Ok?
Name:Spore Black
Date:3/9/10
Rank:Not even nacho
Story title:The War of history
Story: Chapter 1- The boredom of life becomes WAR!
Well one fine day on nacho chat Me and some Fine Nachos were just chatting about a war we won vs. ACP. We were saying:
Person:(I have made Spore Black a member)
Spore black (Black for short) : So…
ACP is awesome: Person and Black are Noobs!
Person: I have banned ACP is awesome for: BEING a DRUNK ACP Noob!
Everyone laughs
Pie: Well I’m sorry i’ve been silent
UGH I’M TIRED so i’m not finishing this…
Hiro 2
Liutenint
march 8th
nachos are having a party!
(dont ask why)
and they are having fun!
somone knocks on the door pie eats some pie and opens!
ITS ACP AND IAS!
Pie trys to yell ACP THE BIG NOOB PIECES OF CRAPPY SHIT but he has pie in his mouth again!
He runs to gamer and ads and points!
they say WHY DIDNT U TELL US SOONER PIE!
pie swallows his pie he says cause of the pie!
ads offers sandwiches to acp and they eat!
(half an hour later)
they start fighting BIG TIME!
J bombs cat tanks shooting everywhere!
*Cat Tank Is Not Amused*
and all of a sudden another knock!
Pie gets out his hockey stick and opens!
Standing there are omega and pern!
ads gos up to them and croses his arms.
WERE HAVE U BEEN he says
The bar you piece of (explit words please enjoy these comercials while we wait for pern to shut the *explit word* up)
Yahoo.com! The best place for bot makers to email you and find out your personal information!
A nacho says did perm finnally shut up!
and gamer says yes, FINALLY!
A little nacho private says to all the nachos WE NEED TO STAND UP AND LEAD ARESELVES INSTEAD OF ADS GAMER AND PIE!
one nacho tapes and ad to ads face another throws modern war fare 4 at gamers face gamer says OOOOO some shove pie in pies outh till he got so sick he put his face inside gamers mouth and made soup after the fact.
Acp was staring there and all of a sudden a new leader arose!
his name was blake a regular private everyone elected him leader cause he beat the (explit) out of gamer ads and pie and all of acp!
Especially pern and omega wich he went to there funeral for.
Talex831 rank private Name of story nachoz One day in a cp war some nacho troops where in a cat tank rideing in a invation of mamouth. All of a sudded a acp air plne droped a bomb on the tank just in time to troops jumped out they were Ads and Talex they ran from the site of the bombing. As they wherebwalking thought the woods they saw Dryvit craping him self. So Ads shot him and he died they cointineud to walk u till they saw a battle beetwen Gw and Iw. Capter 2 Then they ran thought the battle doging bullets then they finnaly got throught the battle the in the town there was a nacho base camp under attack by acp the camp was led by pie the nachos needed help so Talex and Ads spit up to help. Talex pulled out an M16
And shot five acp noobs then Ads went to find Pie the leader of the camp he was shooting acp noobs. Then talex got a sniper rifle but just then he saw the leader of the attack and shot him acp retreted then the nachos followed then and fineshed them off. The battle was over but Ads told talex to spy on acp. He found them at the dojo the cptured sensi! Talex returned to the camp and told everyone Capt. 3 the nachos attacked Talex,Ads,and Pie shot rockets out of a cat tank and freed sensi the nacho won!!!!!!!
And king and shadow…
and cobra and maire.
Name:Billy Mays
Date:Tues March 09th 2010
Rank:2ic
Story title:The Time War.
One day the Nachos were going around Fjord, when I broke off from the group because I see something in the forest. Joker and Cobra started following me from behind. There I found it the poncho that could travel time. I saw how I could use it to go back and watch the wars over again to see everything. I put it on and then Joker and Cobra see the light when I was about to jump into the past. Joker and Cobra dive after me because they didn’t know what I was doing. There we were, The day the Nachos were made I was aimming for WW1 but the pancho must of changed when they hit me. I think I shouldn’t mess around with the time line I say to myself. Then I think what if we join way back then. We could become famous leaders of the past and be legends but we might wreck the future. We join anyway.
A few more months pass by we took over after jamesbond1 retired, we got to work with Tom Wolf. We get the nachos to an almost major size. They were getting 30 people on. We did a lot a good things in the time line. We all think we can remake it so ACP was never around. We go back a week before ACP was made, We talk Oagal out of making ACP and we tell him to join the Nachos he didn’t thought. He doesn’t make ACP, so then we come back and we are famous leaders and the Nachos get 70 people to events and are doing really good. Things were great UMA was numeber 2 and IW was Numeber. There was a lot of fun and disney never owned CP life was great. 50 became a drunken hobo. Joker and Cobra ran a GFX company and I went to become a pitchmen and I sold some really great things.
Name=JOker
Date:3-9-10
rank:Field Marshall
Name of story:Nacho story ( i guess xD)
One ugly day Joker bought a Sombrero and Poncho =O. and he went to snow forts and he saw two armies fighting and one looked so Mexicanish =O I’m like Awesome I’m Mexican =O. and the other army looked gay I’m like nah I’m straight and the Mexicanish ones were Nachos =O and I Joined Nachos and went to their chat =O it was so awesome =O I Jizzed on My pants cuz it was so epic =O. Mostly are Horny Leader Z Personman =O im like ZOMG I am so gonna rape someone here =O.
And then z Joker made friends and one of them was z Billy Mays ZOMG (GOO) and Joker was going on his first battle ever and he was scared (SWT) but he killed over 10.000 ACP troops =O with a Ak-47. Then Billy Mays and Joker became best friends they became so close they dated for five mins =O. (im gonna skip Aka and Jays leadership=P) and King Kinz 10 became Leaders and I had a chance to go inside the Nacho Kingdom =O. I went to Kings room and it was royalty and I kissed his fooot and bowed down before king (XD) (he wishes) (WARY) and then he promised me a a night with the king (HELLO) (XD). Then I went to Gamers room =O he had every game system and Video game =O and we started killing some noobs on MW2.
Then when I was leaving the Nacho Kingdom and I saw this guy with a bunch of pies im like pie =D and hes like yes? And then no I said pie then he said I know what? And then I said I never called you then Pie slapped me =O and he said u dumb F*** my name is pie. I Said Oh my bad what kind of pie is it it’s Pubic Hair pie! =D and im like awesome save me a piece =D and he said ok.
then I went out side and some one bit me on the leg and I’m like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SON OF A B***** gah WTF is wrong with you? And he said oh sorry I’m a cobra and my name is cobra (NOD) I’m like I’m Joker nice to meet u they shook hands then they here two girls screaming coming from Snow forts then me and Cobra jumped in the Joker Mobile and Cobra put on the Batman theme and started singing along then Joker said WTF?!?!?! IS WRONG WIT U! I’m Joker and your putting the bat man theme WTF is wrong with and cobra said Sorry and I said no GTFO then cobra said but and then I said just stuff you got one more chance then Joker and Cobra hurried to snow forts when they got their they saw a bunch of ACP noobs surrounding two girls. Then Cobra and Joker fought the noobs =O but most of them were just Fucking each other so it was easy and Joker threw laughing gas and shot him with an Ak-47 and Cobra bit them like a cobra.
Then the two girls hugged Joker and cobra and thanked them and the two girl were Tucksy and Maire. Joker and Tucksy fell in love and married ,and Cobra and Maire fell in love and married. Then we were getting prepared for the Defense of Fjord and Battle ACP but before the battle began Billy, Joker, and Cobra had to come up with a new fruit to eat and we were thinking until we came up with the Cum lemon. People loved it! Mostly the Ladies (wary).
Then Joker, Billy, Cobra and the rest of the Nacho troops got their Cat tanks Loaded and got their Cock Guns and their Ak’47’s M134’s and all their guns. Nachos went in to war so far ACP has lost 165165413210651631 troops and Nachos lost 1,000 troops (wary).then the Nachos got off their Cat Tanks and Blake1421comes out with his Bazooka and Joker comes too and they kill over 500 more ACP n00bs (wary) and then Nachos troops were falling Dramatically and they needed to get ACP so then Jenny started stripping for ACP and they were distracted and Nachos got them with Cat Tanks (Sorry Jenny xD) and then NACHOS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Billy, Cobra , and Joker knew they were coming back then they saw this bunch of ACP and 3 Nachos soldiers along then Billy Cobra, and Joker got a smoke and put it up their mouth and got out their Ak-47 and said “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!” and shot all the n00bs and their was no more ACP for a while and Nachos Billy and Cobra became leaders! And then they had a party with Pizza, noodles and for the people who were horny were watching P**** and well Tucksy and Joker lived happily ever after so did Cobra and Maire Billy became a pedophile and he raped 3 little kids and went to jail (sorry xD) Jenny became a famous singer, Gamer died with his Video games , Pie became the owner of the world famous Pie EVAH!. And king gave Joker his night with him (HELLO) (trust me it was good) (XD) jk and as for Hockey he knew this story would beat his and well he knew he could only do one thing to stop me o yea he had to get rid of me so he raped me t death.
Z END
and as for Bonez him and Joker became life long freind they both actually died at the same day (cry2) life long freinds (it didnt fit in the first =P)
Fuck u joker. 1.) u didn’t say me and Jenny were together, or lived happily ever after. 2.) I only had 1 small part 3.) Jenny never striped (d)
O_O
its story time not news time take a joke
XP
Name: 4996dexter
Date: Wednesday 10th March 2010
Rank: Marshal
Story title: Transylvania Trek
CHAPTER ONE : THE MYSTERY BEGINS
As soon as the phone rang I knew I was in trouble. I always know when trouble’s brewing, because the blue rat who lives inside my head starts to shiver with fear. When the phone rang he shivered so much that my eyeballs started juggling up and down.
“What’s wrong?” I asked, picking up the phone and shaking my head to stop the blue rat from shivering. I listened carefully. It was Moss Biskin, who I knew from when I had to kill a zombie who was eating school kids in Brussels. He said he was in Transylvania, looking for vampires (Moss is always looking for something or other), and he’d found —
The phone went dead before he could finish. “Moss?” I asked, giving it a shake in case it was only faulty wiring. There was no answer. “This is bad,” I said to the blue rat. “Tell me about it!” he squeaked. “I think you should pretend you never got that phone call.” “You know I can’t do that,” I said. “I know,” the blue rat sighed, then crawled out my left ear and slid down my shoulder to the floor. “Sorry, Sam, but I can’t go with you this time. It’s too dangerous. I don’t think you’ll come back.” Then he ran away down a hole. I didn’t blame him. I knew he had a wife and forty-six ratlings to think about.
CHAPTER TWO : ON THE WINGS OF DANGER
I knew it was going to be a rocky flight when I saw the stewardesses wearing parachutes. They pretended it was just for a test, but I knew better. When the plane started shaking halfway to Transylvania, and they jumped out the door, leaving me and the other passengers behind, I wasn’t the least bit surprised.
“Calm down!” I shouted when everyone started screaming. “I’ll take care of this. Sit down and don’t say anything. And don’t move about, in case you rock the plane too much.”
When everyone was sitting, I ran to the front of the plane and burst down the door. There was a creature inside who would have scared a lesser mortal to death. He was huge, with two big wings and dark green fangs. I didn’t know who he was, but there was something familiar about him. “Let’s see you get out of this one, Grest!” the creature grunted, ripping off the plane’s steering wheel and throwing it at me. I ducked out of the way of the wheel, but when I stood up again the creature had leapt through the window and went flying away with his wings.
If the blue rat was with me, I could have sent him down the hole left by the steering wheel and he could have put the wires back together and drove the plane from in there. But I was all alone. Of course I could have jumped out and used the mini parachute I always carry in the heel of my left shoe, but there were the other passengers to think about. So I ripped off the entire front buttons and levers cover and grabbed the wires myself. It wasn’t easy but I managed to land the plane in a very big pond just down the road from Dracula’s castle. When I’d got everyone else out, the plane sank and I jumped ashore.
I had arrived in Transylania!!!
CHAPTER THREE : “COUNT DRACULA, I PRESUME”
Dracula’s castle had been abandoned for years but I wasn’t fooled. I knew the vampire was there. Who else could have caused the brave and daring Moss Biskin so much fear? Going up the mountain, I tried to get to the castle before the sun went down, but I’d forgot to put my watch forward, so I got the time wrong, and it sank down behind the castle just as I got to the big front door.
I stood there for ages, not sure what to do next. I knew I should run away until morning, when the sun came back up. But Moss Biskin was in danger and needed my help. So, even though I knew I was maybe signing my death warrant, I pushed the door open and went in.
There were cobwebs all over the place, big and huge, white and sticky. I didn’t see the spiders but I could hear them rubbing their legs together and hissing as I went past.
“We meet again!” the creature from the plane shouted, leaping out behind me when I got to a tall balcony and locking his arms around me. “Now I’ll kill you at last, for murdering my brother!” Now I knew why he looked familiar. I’d killed his brother, the Monster From Mongolia, a couple of months before. “You won’t kill me any more than your brother did,” I laughed, grabbing him by his fangs and throwing him over the edge of the balcony. “Noooooo!” he screamed as he fell, but it was no good. He landed hard on the floor and broke his back, then the spiders came down and ate him alive while he was sreaming. It was horrible but he deserved it.
“Vell done, Meester Grest,” Dracula said. Turning quickly, I saw that he was standing in front of me, smiling nastily. “You are a vorthy opponent. Such a peety I have to kill you.” Saying that, he pressed a switch and the floor beneath me disappeared. I dropped into a pit full of poisonous cobra snakes.
CHAPTER FOUR : A NARROW ESCAPE
I would have been a goner, except I know how to charm snakes and always carry a flute in my bag. Pulling it out, I started to play, and soon all the snakes were asleep. Dracula saw this and cursed down at me. He threw big rocks down on me, trying to kill me, but all he did was wake and anger the cobras, who slithered up and attacked him. He ran away from them, screaming as they bit his legs and bum. I laughed and started after him.
That was when my real enemy leapt forward and showed himself.
CHAPTER FIVE : THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL
I realised too late that Dracula was only a decoy. He wasn’t what Moss Biskin had rang to tell me about. It was a werewolf who was killing all the people. He was a giant, hairy werewolf, with big claws and long teeth. He leapt on me and dragged me to the ground while I was still laughing at Dracula being bitten by the snakes. I screamed and tried to push him off but he was too strong.
The werewolf howled in my face. I’m not afraid of anything in this world — except werewolves! I can’t stand them! Trying hard not to cry, I punched the werewolf and ran away, but he was too quick and caught me. Rolling me over, he clawed a big hole in my belly, then stuck his jaws down to suck all my guts out. I knew I was in big trouble and I knew I couldn’t escape. Was this the end of the intrepid Samuel Z. Grest?!?
CHAPTER SIX : RESCUED FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT
No, it wasn’t! At the last minute, as the werewolf started to suck, something jumped on his shoulder and bit his ears. He screamed and fell away from me. Sitting up, I saw the last thing in the world I had expected to see — the blue rat who lives inside my head!! “Hello Sam,” he said, smiling. “You didn’t think I’d really let you come here by yourself, did you? I’ve been following you all along, waiting for the werewolf to make his move.” “Have you killed him?” I asked, because the werewolf was lying very still now on the floor. “No,” the blue rat said. “I put special ointment on my teeth when I bit him. It will make him better.”
I watched as the werewolf’s hairs began to vanish. After a while, he turned back into a human and I realised who he was. “Moss Biskin!” I shouted happily, helping him sit back up. “What’s happening?” Moss Biskin asked, shaking his head stupidly. The blue rat and I laughed at his funny expression, then took him down the mountain, dragged up the plane from the bottom of the pond, and flew back home, where we told Moss Biskin all about it over three cups of tea and a plate of warm rat biscuits.
THE END
I wrote this in english when we had to write a horror story, but it has nothing to do with nachos or cp armies and its not 5 paragraphs.
Hey Pie. Me and Ltshaqcena made the story page… and I made the first story, I don’t want to write it all out, just look at the first story on the story page
Name:Nachozman124
Date:3/10/10
Rank:private
Story title:The Ultimate Showdown
Story: The most epicness showed when it was the Ultimate Showdown between Acp vs. The Nachos.
I wasn’t informed about the war before Billy came storming in. ” Backup at Dojo.” He said. “im coming.” i said. I jumped into my wardrobe and changed and came out. I looked down “ahhhh!” I screamed. I was wearing girl clothes. So i jumped back in and got my uniform on and trotted out the door.
As i entered the Dojo it was a mad house, Clover Emotes everywhere. More fellow Nachos came in to help. Suddenly we were controlling the playing field. War faces, sun emotes, and Pie screaming ” MOO MOO MOO MOO!”
Tomb told us to move to the snow fort. He commanded ” J-bomb them!” We tried but failed. Ads said ” Not very effective.”Well sun bomb them!” Tomb bellowed. We spammed the emote just like he said and we when stopped they were gone. “Were’d they go?” I said. ” Who knows,” Gamer said. “You do.” i joked.
We found Acp at the forest trying to make a line. Zzztops said “Don’t let them form that line!” We spammed a j-bomb over them and it didn’t look like they formed a line. We Kept it up till Zz told up to stop. They attempted a line again. I was the first to make a move. I charged up and down there line with war faces. Everyone else followed.Then Acp just gave up.
” WE WON!” Nachos declared.
THE END.
kingkinz10
today(hehe)
rank: bottom biotch
story tittle: Me My Self and I
once apon a time there was a kid named Robby(me) who was so cool that every one loved him the end
Name: Rapidy
Date: 3/10/10
Rank: Brigadier General
Story title: Mutant Reigndeer
Story:
Thomas opened his eyes. He looked around, but nothing seemed familiar. The place he was in seemed like an elevator shaft and he could hear the hum of the gears shifting and moving high above. It seemed like he was in there for hours, but he knew better than to think that. He knew he’d only been moving for about ten minutes. After a few more seconds the elevator came to a stop, and the steel door in front of Thomas opened.
“Ah, you’re hear,” stated a firm, deep voice behind a desk and an office chair.
“Who are you?” Asked Thomas, confused.
“Who am I? Its me, your superior. You address me as Gamer,” replied the voice.
“What? Where am I?” Thomas asked.
“Oh my God, you’ve been wiped. I-I thought ACP was joking about that technology. Assistant! Call the EMS!” Yelled Gamer.
A few hours earlier…
“Okay buds, we only have a limited amount of time to get this done. A research lab in the DRACP claims to have a cure for cancer. But, our spies have found that this “cure” actually creates a cancer. DRACP is releasing the “cure” tomorrow at noon. They are producing the cancer on a production line in a warehouse near the lab it was created. Your mission is to destroy all the research studies of the cancer, and stop the production line and destroy any evidence. We will be arriving at an abandoned ACP fort in eta 5 minutes. The fort is at the edge of the ACP No-Fly zone, if we pass that ACP will shoot us down. The fort will be untraceable and it will be the extraction point.” After 5 minutes, the helicopter lands at the fort.
“Move out!” yelled the commander.
Mutant reindeer fell from the sky and gave Nachos a ride to ACP’s lab. Then the reindeer ate all the ACP and the cancers and Thomas was messing around with a memory wipe weapon and wiped his memory.
MUTANT REINDEER FTW!
You’re story is missing something… I can’t put my finger on it… Oh wait, I remember. ME.
omg i totally mforgot 😮 oh wait …… no i didnt. jk srry rap
forgot about my name at the end let me help you spell it C-o-b-r-a cobra ^.^
Twiggy 55
March 10 2010
not on ranks yet 🙂
Once upon a time, there were these leprechauns. They were tired of being called leprechauns, so they came together and made an army. They called themselves the ACP. They werent taken seriously by anyone ( who would? their initiation was chugging down some pepto bismol 🙂 )
One day the Acp saw a group of these awesome people called Nachos. They were ashamed of being so less awesome. So they began telling themselves they were better. Obviously no one believed them, because they were, of course, leprechauns.
One day i walked into the pizza parlor and they were huddled around a table drinking some cherry pepto bismol. Although they seemed to be enjoying themselves, they seemed depressed. So i went over and asked them ” why are you guys so depressed?” They all looked up and said “because we cant seem to get anyone to join our army. We say were awesome and nachos stink. But no one believes us *sigh*.”
Then i said ” Maybe its because you’re just some pepto chugging noobs that can’t seem to accept nachos are better.”
They all looked at me, shocked. “Hey you can’t say that!” So they leprechauns made a circle around me and prepared to attack. Just as they were about to attack, their stomach grumbled. Theyre unhealthy addiction to pepto caused them worse indigestion.
Moral- Acp (leprechauns)shouldnt pick a fight with a nacho, especially for the stupid reason of being bored.
Moral #2 (directed to ACP)- Drinking large quantities of pepto can have bad side effects on a leprechaun’s stomach.
The title is ” The Nacho and the group of leprechauns that could not accept the fact that nachos are better”
Name: Theflame3334
date: 11 of march 2010
rank: ranger
story title: The call of war.
story:
CHAPTER 1. The news…
It was a cold, winter night, when every soilder was in the nacho base at Fjord… Person1233 was cleaning his gun and he says: man, today was a wicked battle! another soilder says: yeah! we totaly wooped ACP! person1233 smiled and said: yeah… but we lost some of our friends 😦 everyone stoped the conversastion as soon as the nacho reporter slamed the door open with a scared face and he said: GUYS! I GOT BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS! person1233 says: WHATS THE BAD NEWS? the reporter says: THE ACP ARE PLANNING A ATACK ON US! person says: so? we beet them once so we can beat them again xD. Thats not all of the bad news! in some way they made UMA against us and there going into fight together! a soilder says: DAMN! where done for! Person1233 said: well maybe we are! but, im not going down that easly! everyone gather at the training port tomorow at dawn! all soilders say with pride: SIR YES SIR!
CHAPTER 2. Training
At dawn, every privet, ranger, general and everyone where here. person1233 got on stage and said: guys! insted of training, im putting some of you into a extream mission, but olny 5 of you can go, and i mean the best 5! so where gonna do some gun training! everyone got on the curse and began… hours have past, and everyone was done, but the best time had sling, charaz, hawk, columbus and matt… person gave them gold medels, and toled them to follow him. they went into his office and toled them: Guys, you had the best time, im proud of you! sling said: so, what mission do we have? person toled them shocking stuff about the mission… hawk asked: so let me get this strate… your saying, that first we need to gat into the acp base, destroy all there explosive wepons, eliminate every soilder in there sleep, and then take all there wepons? person1233. Thats right! now… where counting on you! you start at midnight!
CHAPTER 3. mission “Impossible”
at nightfall, all 6 men where there, sling, charaz, hawk, columbus, matt and person1233. person said: The acp base is 2 milles to the north from here, it should be a 5 minut ride. i suspect that there will be some soilders gourding it, so take them out with a sniper! matt asked: but we dont have a ride. person said: here, i found this warthog at the halo 3 studio :p
Hawk said, OK LET HIT THE RODE! Once they all got to the base of the acp, they saw 2 soilders gaurding the doors. Columbus said: i think this is the part that we take them out with the sniper. columbus gets out the sniper and aims at 1 of them. hawk says: wait! dont you see theres a camra there? i think 3 of us should shoot the camra, and the 2 soilders. matt said: ok on the count of three, two, one! FIRE! everyone shoot and the gaurds died. sling said: wow, that was easy, know lets get to the hideout! the 5 soilders walk down the hill and open the door. the door leaded to the bedroom and all the acp where asleep. slick wanted to shoot them all with anger, but hawk said: if we wipe out 1, then the rest will wake up, will be done for! we need to find another way…
CHAPTER 4. Mad scientist
slick said: ok, will take em out later… lets just go to the door on the right.the group agreed. once theye opend the door, one acp soilder woke up, and started to run at the group with a gun. the group said: what are we gonna do? if we shoot, will have more on our back! hawk walked up to the guy, and stabbed him with a knife. then he said: uhh know we can move on? im getting hungry. everyone laughed quietly. and then opened the door. what they saw was unbeleavable! they saw zombies in capsuls. sling said: it appers that the acp wanted to make zombies, and then unlease the virus that the zombies have on our empire, that way they H01WA virus would spred and kill us all…hawk said: and theres millions of capsuls. but then mat said: wheres culumbus? everyone looked on the floor, and columbus was dead, a mad scientsit was laughing with a knife in his hand and then he said: HAHAHAHAHAHA! foolish nacho, you had such a long speach that you let me kill that man without a problem! sling got mad, run at the scientist and shooted him in the heart. then the scientist with his last breath and power, said: he, he.. now, feel the rath, of my zombies… then he pressed a red button, and died. matt asked: what was the red button for anyway?
CHAPTER 5. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
The capsuls started shaking, and then zombies started comming out! sling said one thing olny: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone started runing faster then a train in china, but then they found the nuclear wepon room. the opend the door quickly, and then locked the door. hawk said what are we gonna do now? matt said: one guy needs to stay behind to blow up all the bombs here, that way this base will be destroyed! for a minut there was silence, but then zombies started to bang on the door saying MOOANNNNNNN!
Sling said: ill do it. someone has to do it. matt, hawk and charaz hugged sling for the last time. sling said: GO! GO NOW! everyone left the room, and sling was there, he planted the time bomb to 5:00 minuts, he connected everything, and then, zombies punched out the door, eating sling… when the remaining 3 ran out the base, some zombues where still chasing them, caraz and matt couldent go any further, so they stoped, hawk kepd running and said: GUYS! HURRY! WE OLNY HAVE 30 SECONDS LEFT! they where breaving fast, and then they said: you, go on… leave us… hawk did as he was toled, and ran. then the explosion began….
CHAPTER 6. ka boom
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CHAPTER 7. last one standing
Hawk was the olny one left on that wasitland, without his buddies, he said: so… this is the end, the end where i am the olny one left, the end that i compleated my task and lost my friends… he sighed, grab his shotgun and ran to the warthog… and drove away. once he got to the nacho base, person1233 asked: wheres the rest? hawk put his head down and said: dead.
person said: well, i think everythings done, so we start the war tomorow! when nacho soilders started to march to the battefield, the saw a big amount of acp soilders, well, zombie soilders. hawk said: AWWW YEAH!!!!!! LETS GET THI SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!!!
We dont march to the beat of drums… we hear maracas!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🙂
but i survived right? right?
Name: Hardy Storm
Date: March 11 2010
Rank. 2nd Lieutenant
Title: Person’s Story
One day, a penguin was born. His parents were JUST about to name him, when a cow threw a brick at their heads. This lead Person to say his first word: MOO. His parents decided to name him PersonWhoJustSaidMoo, since they were still loopy from the brick. They took PersonWhoJustSaidMoo home. He kept saying MOO, so his parents bought him a cat. They were, of course, still crazy from the brick. Somehow, PersonWhoJustSaidMoo turned the cat into a tank. This lead to his second two words: CAT TANK! He then ran over his parents. He then said his next… how many words this is: Cat Tank is not amused!
PersonWhoJustSaidMoo started school when he was 3. He met Boomer. He opened his lunch box. There were Nachos in there. Boomer had an ACP in his lunch box. They decided to make Club Penguin armies after their lunches.
After they made the armies, PersonWhoJustSaidMoo threw some nachos at Boomer. Boomer ate the nachos. This made PersonWhoJustSaidMoo REALLY mad. So he ran him over with a cat tank. This lead them and their armies to be enemies.
PersonWhoJustSaidMoo decided to shorten his name to Person. Not because it was too long, because he thought the Person part didn’t fit him. Did I mention that when his parents were hit by a brick, the brick hit HIM too?
Person hired some leaders, and took on ACP. ACP nuked the Nachos. The only thing that was damaged, was Person’s cat tank. The only mark was a tiny scratch. Yet, the ACP stated that they “owned the Nachos, and were the best army in the universe!” So, the Nachos and the ENTIRE universe went to war with ACP. ACP said that barely ANYBODY in ACP died. Yeah, if you call all the noobs. Which is everybody.
Person soon retired. He was now an adviser. But most of the time, you could find him in his igloo in White House, surrounded by HOOKERS :D.
The Epic End.
Theres no chapters. Sorry :(. You gotta admit its pretty epic though.
This is nothing against ACP or Nono.
It was 3 days before the Nacho invasion of ACP server Blizzard and EVERYONE was getting ready. Members were training, Mods were teaching and owners where strategizing. Except for 2 owners and a mod. Gamer, Tomb, and 50 were in a conference room. “It just does not make sense” said Gamer “ One ACP killed for a owner and a mod.” “This is not any ACP” said 50. “It’s ACP 2ic Nono .” “ Two troops is not enough to take down the protection of Nono” Replied Gamer. “ 3 actually” said Tomb speaking for the first time.” “Vick will be with us.” Gamer just sat there for a moment. Then got out of his chair and looked out the window. “ah Tomb.” Gamer said. “ You think to much of Vick what is he now a sergeant?” Asked Gamer. “Staff.” Tomb replied blankly.” “Why would you need Vick?” “He is a good sniper.” Said Tomb. “How good?” Asked Gamer squinting. “Would you like to see him?” asked 50. Gamer sighed “Why not?”
So Tomb, Gamer, and 50 went down to the sniping ground. Where as everyone else, were getting ready for the invasion. When they got there the confronted the 4th sniper division leader Benag. “ Major Benag” said Tomb. “ We would like to see sergeant Vick shoot a little sniping. “Sure” said Benag. “Hey Vick get over here!” Benag yelled. “Sir” replied Vick. “Gamer, Tomb and 50 here would like to see your sniping.” “Um…. Ok.” said Vick looking nervous. “I want Vick to shoot at 50 yards, 75, and 100.” Said Gamer. So s Nacho Privet set up 3 targets at the told locations. Vick got in position, aimed an fired. Then shot another 2 times. The Privet then ran of to get the targets. When he came back he showed the 3 targets. The first target was just off the center. The second was in the inner circle and the last was in the outer circle. “Alright. For the job I need you to do you will do fine.” said Gamer.
When they got back to HQ they ran into Joker in the hallway. “ Got that map I asked for, Joker?” Asked Gamer. “ yup.” Said Joker. When we got in the conference room we all sat down. “Ok. This is your mission is simple. Kill Nono.” said Gamer. “ You, Tomb and 50 will dress up as 3 GW refugees. Then you are actually going to JION the ACP. Then they will send you to defend Blizzard. Nono will be there find him and kill him and kill him. Any questions, I thought not. You will be sent to the base to guard Nono. Find your own weapons and kill him but try not to die… that includes you Vick.” Said Gamer. “Alright so when are we going to go?” asked Vick. “ In about 5 minutes.” Said Gamer. So they went down to the docking area. Got dressed up as GW refugees. Given fake code names. 50’s was Tnec05. Vick’s was 44kciv, and Tomb’s 741hebmot.
So when Vick, Tomb, and 50 got to the server 50 they signed up as new ACP recruits. “Alright well privet Kciv you will be sniper guard. If any one comes close to the door snipe them down. Privet 05 you will be main entrance guard. Don’t let any one through. And that leaves you privet Bmot. You will be one of Nono’s body guard’s. Give your life if you have too. So they all got where they were supposed to be. Gamer told them that he would tell Vick over the mic. When to give the signal to the others. Hours past finally the time had come. “ It is time” Vick heard gamer say over the mic. Vick gave the message to 50 and Tomb. They we going to meet in front of the base. First Vick had to get rid of the snipers. Bang! Bang! Bang! Then Vick ran down the stairs and met up with Tomb and 50.
When they all got there Tomb said “alright lets do it.” So they opened up the doors and went into the main base. There were ACP running around trying to get to places and they did not even notice us walk in. “noobs.” 50 whispered. We ran like everyone else pretending like they had to go somewhere too, when we were trying to find Nono. “ Attention. Retreat! The Nachos are about to take over retreat!.” Said a ACP. The started to run and fined Nono. Then running down a hall we saw him with 7 body guards. They took a turn and where out side. They ran out got there guns out and shot the body guards. “Crap.” Said Nono. “Great so what, are you going to shoot tomb. Lets see who do we have here. Tomb, 50, and….” looking at Vick. “My name is Staff Sergeant Vick44.” Said Vick. “ Strange how Tomb would bring such an inexperienced NOOB!” Before Vick could say anything Tomb punched Nono in the face. “Funny how you should be calling people noobs when your whole army is full of them!” Said Tomb. “Alright stand him up lets finish this.” said 50. So 50 got Nono up held his arms behind his back. Tomb Got ready to aim. And Vick just stood to the side. “Any last words?” Asked Tomb. “Yes.” Said Nono “You Fail.” In the same second Vick was shot in the eye, and 50 was shot in the left leg and middle finger. They were both set flying to the ground. 50 was unconscious. Vick one eye was blinking.
“ Well now” said Nono. “ I believe the tables are turned.” Said Nono. “Get him.” He told the 3 ACP that shot Vick and 50. One of them held to up. Another gave Nono a hand gun. Tomb just stood there motionless. “ I wont ask you for any last words.” Said Nono. And then Vick fell unconscious. The last thing he heard was a gun shot.
Back at Nacho base Everyone was celebrating, except for Gamer. “Vick do you come in.” Asked Gamer through the mic. No answer. “50 do you come in.” No answer. “Tomb do you come in.” No Answer.” “ Joker get some troops.” Said gamer. “Yes Sir.” Said Joker. “ We need to go to that ACP base and find them.” So Joker and about 20 other troops went to the base. The searched almost everywhere. Joker and Tman. Where walking down that same hall way. “Sir they are not at this base.” Said Tman. “Wait a minute.” Said Joker looking out the door. When he saw them he yelled “Medic!”
Vick woke up in the Emergency room. In the room was Ads, Joker, Gamer and himself and 50 in beds. “Well. You lost an eye. So you are going to have to where-” Said Gamer “Where is Tomb.” Asked Vick. Trying to change the subject Ads Said “ 50 lost a finger, got shot in the leg and has a twisted ankle. So he will also be down for a while. Your lucky they did not kill you. They were afraid we were coming.” “ Where is Tomb?” Asked Vick. Joker looked like he was about the throw up. Gamer was looking down and 50 looked at his bullet scar. Vick was getting angry “Where is Tomb!” He yelled. “He is dead said gamer. Tomb is dead.
Name:Vickk
Date:3/11/10
Rank: Lt.
Story title: Operation: No Nono
to be continued… maybe
Damn….
Name: Jmax09
Date: March 11 2010
Rank. Private
Title: The End
Chapter 1
I felt the cold, harsh wind blow on my weathered face. The atmosphere was quiet, a little too quiet. To make a long story short my name is Jmax. I have been a Sergiant for years now; I fight for the Nacho Empire.
The Army of Club Penguin started a conflict between us in my early years. I was just 8 when they took over my little village. They killed my father, who was a general in The Nachos, in the war between ACP and Nachos. He just couldn’t take the pain and agony; there was too much. When I was 17 me mum was engulfed with our house in flames after a bomb attack.
Ever since my father died, I fought this war through and I intend to follow it to the end. Back to the present. The abandoned town of Blizzard was overflowing with men of all ages wearing sombreros. We all thought it was too quiet….
“Where is everyone?” Billy Mays asks. “Did they finally give up, or are they waiting for the right mo…….” He was suddenly cut off by gun fire. Billy falls to the cold, wet ground. “Billy!” Me and others gasped. We hoisted him into an old Coffee Shop, our hands getting slavered in Billy’s blood. We check him, and it was not good.
Chapter 2
“Fi…..nish tthissss fiigghhh….tttttt………..” Billy spoke horsley. “Weeee nneeeddd peeeaacceeeee………” He stopped, and faces the ceiling. “Billy, don’t go!” I cried. But it was too late, his eyes closed, and his face went pale. He was dead.
“We are finishing this fight! NOW!” I screamed. Pie and Person followed me as I went out into the battlefield, while AKAbob and Zippy carried Billy out the back entrance. Yes a lot of retired, and fired, people are joining this war! We need people to help us in this one!
The moment we step onto the soggy ‘Welcome!’ mat, we knew we were in a lot of trouble. Half the men were already down, and the rest were outnumbered. “Retreat! Save yourselves!” Zippy shouts. As soon as he says that, more gunshots sound. The rest of the men were gone! I was outraged, and as I went to go tell Zippy we should run……
Zippy was dead. Gunshots into his back must have cracked his spine or something. He was laying limp on the floor, AKA was sobbing with me. The original leader, the one who was inspired with The Nachos, was gone.
Chapter 3
After 3 months of countless recruiting and training, we were in great numbers again. We travel back to Blizzard only to find The Ice Warriors, Tacos, Fire Warriors, and the UMA tried defending us. The turnout wasn’t so good if you know what I mean.
We start to patrol the dusty streets. Looks like the only penguin activity here was only the wars. We finally found a replacement leader! Gamer has agreed to help us in our warfare. Me and Gamer travel down the road in a Nacho Bullet Proof Van.
“Nice huh? We Nacho leaders get the good stuff!” Gamer said. I disagree so much though. We regular joes get a lot, not good stuff, but a lot of it. “So do we have a battle plan? I ask.
“Yes! First we will have the navy blast out the shipyards and surrounding ACP naval ships. They we will have the air force come in. Lastly the solders come in…..” He said.
I was glad we finally have a plan. This will be the END of the war! Hours later, the war begins as planned. But when we get to the solders, things don’t turn out good.
Chapter 4
All the solders were fighting as hard as they could. There were many ACP solders dead on the ground, and a lot of Nachos too. “Oh no………….” Gamer said. I thought he was talking about the fight, but then I look out the windshield.
It is all a blank from here. I wake up in a hospital van, lying on a torn up mattress and trying to make out what was going on outside. Next thing that happened was the back door opened, but it was no doctor.
I took in some breath. It was countless ACP solders, who were climbing into the back of the van. When I saw them getting nearer, I rolled off the mattress and out of sight. I couldn’t see anything that would help, until I found the weapon storage compartment.
I quickly took out a gun, loaded it up, and crawled near where the solders were. “ When we shot down Person, he told us that a wounded solder was in this van! But where is he?” A voice cried out.
At that moment I couldn’t wait any longer, so I clicked the gun. The solder that was talking dropped down to the floor of the car. I got a glimpse of who I shot before I made a run for the door. As I walk out the door an explosion filled the barren battlefield. Apparently a high-powered grenade blew up most of the ACP army, and their weapon vans.
“I am ready to fight! No more of me hiding when a friend of mine gets shot down, I will end this war! I ran to Pie and the other solders, who followed us to the ACP Hideout.
Chapter 5
We walked through an abandoned street corner. As we keep walking we spot what we are looking for! The ACP hideout was not very clever, as it has a sign that says ACP ONLY!!!! >_<
It was a run-down Pizza Parlor. We infiltrate the building by sneaking through the pipe system. But apparently we made a wrong turn and ended up in a Boiler Room. “This is just PERFECT!” Pie spits out.
I wasn’t listening to Pie’s rants, because a weird sound got my attention. It was like a loud whistle being blown right in front of my ears. Seconds later the boiler explodes. I went crazy at the sight of this one.
Pie was lying on the floor on fire……. Well I just knew this was going to happen! Me and the ALIVE solders go back into the pipes. Moments later we appear in a kitchen-like room with blueprints for explosives on the wall and battle plans, and such.
“Nice place to hide all your secrets, ACP!” I muttered. But I guess the alarm system was voice sensitive, and my voice it doesn’t like. Seconds later, many solders fill the room, following the current leader Shaboomboom.
“Well, well, well! Fancy meeting you here, Jmax!” Shaboomboom says. My eyes twitched. I could either do it or not, so I did. I reached into my pocket, and pulled out a remote. Because what I didn’t tell you was that I stuck a mini explosion on Shaboomboom when he went into the van that time.
I press the red button. Everything went white for a while. I woke up back in Mammoth, on a hospital bed. At that moment someone walked through the door. It was Pie!
“Am I dreaming?” I said. “Nope! I was saved by a passing solder, who told me all about how the remaining ACP solders surrendered and how we on…………” I interrupted just then. “Wait a minute! We won! The bomb idea actually worked!” I said. “Yes!”
I was happy now that things are the way they are supposed to be! The war is over, the villages are safe, and that I didn’t die. Just then Zippy came in………
The End.
Name: Cobra
date: 11 of march 2010
rank: commander
story title: The Day that time laughed at the person who laughed at him for laughing at him 😀
story:
One time their lived a boy named, Joker. He met a guy who was selling Oxi Clean and liked touching Joker in ways Joker didn’t like, named Billy. Joker went out to play with Billy and Billy suggested a dark alley in the nightclub. When they got there Billy locked the door, turn the lights off, and pulled Joker under the covers to see his new……Glow in the Dark Watch made by Billy Mays ^.^.
Afterward, Joker figured out Billy was a 62 year old pedophile and didn’t know what pedophile means so he continued playing with Billy. Then one day, while joker was sucking a lollypop and Billy took pics of joker sucking it, Joker saw Mexicans with sombreros on. They chanted join the nachos, so Joker joined the nachos and months later Billy joined and started getting closer to Joker.
Then while Joker was polishing his My Little Pony collection, he heard on the news Billy died at age 66 D:. He ran and saw Billy wasn’t there to play with him anymore. Joker became physco
and started putting strawberry lip balm on his lips and started licking his lips when he talked.
Well Joker found Billy printing out pics of Joker changing and ran to him and tackled him. Joker thought it was a impostor and threw laughing gas at him. Well Joker figured out it was the real Billy because he didn’t laugh but used Oxi Clean to spray away the gas.
The End.
My story
Title:How ACP are n00bs(no offense just a joke)
-Drum roll etc.-
Wehnever I type in noob in my address bar,ACP chat and site comes up.
😯 Well,better get a new domain
xD
I walked home, thinking about the war. Armies big and small, all pairing together to fight one another over a few miles of snow. I was only 15, so I was too young to join the army. Yet somehow I had ended in this crazy game. I didn’t want to fight because people get killed in war. Too many people. I didn’t want to be one of those people. Maybe when I was older, but whenever the thought popped in my head about joining up, I kept seeing those soldiers, sitting motionless. Looking up at me, pleading for the help I couldn’t give them. I quickly picked up my pace and made it home, safe. For now.
Four Months Previous
I sat at home, throwing snowballs at my friends. We were running around, pretending to be in the different cp armies. Me, darthman, and jtzink were IW. benag and jay were ACP, and finally zzztops and cooper were Nachos. Me and my friends had three people on our team since we were the youngest. Snowballs flew everywhere, and people yelled out tactics like “MAKE A LINE!” and “JOKE BOMB” like in the real war. Even though you couldn’t exactly do that with only two people. But who cared, we were having fun, and that’s all that mattered. Jtzink threw one up pretty high. “Holy crap” is what he said, and that’s exactly what I thought. It kept going, until eventually it started to curve, coming back down much faster. We both ducked behind a tree, pretending it was a bomb. I whistled as it got lower and lower, making the sound a bomb makes just before it hits. Just as it hit, there was a loud bang, followed by a BOOM. We looked around, only to see a giant mushroom cloud. Everyone knew that the snowball couldn’t have made that explosion. We did know what could. We’d been hearing it for months. “GET INSIDE NOW!” Person 1233 yelled out. He had been watching us, making sure we were safe when he heard the explosion also. He was old enough to be in the war, and he was planning to join soon, so he knew that sound pretty well. We all ran for the “safe house” or igloo, and dove inside as the explosions got louder, and came closer. Some of us had been too far back, so we had to run a long ways to get to the igloo. As we neared the yard, penguins dove into the igloo, the ground shook, the bombs only a few seconds away before they got to us. I looked over my shoulder, trying to see how much time we had left. I found out soon enough- none. ACP planes were flying over head, their deep engines drowning out every ones voices. Now the bombs were so close, they knocked me right off my feet. I ducked my head down, and hoped for the best. An explosion close by blew snow everywhere. I looked up to the igloo. Person shouted at us, as some penguins tried to make it to the door. They never did. Soon the snow from other bombs covered everything, with pieces of debris flying everywhere. As the snow accumulated around us, my vision was blocked, and eventually I couldn’t see anything. I couldn’t even hear anything, as the snow completely covered me, and then the booms became more distant until…
I struggled for air, trying to shovel my way out of the covering of snow that had engulfed me. As I got closer to the top, I could hear voices. I was about to jump out, let everyone know I was ok, when I heard a sound that made me stop- gun shots. Quick clicks and occasional explosions were all around. I slowly shoved the rest of the snow out of my way, and looked around. The planes were gone, but a new menace was here. The soldiers. Seas of blue, green, and yellow were all around me. I looked for the igloo that had protected my friends. What remained was a few blocks of ice, and a pocket mark from where a rocket had hit. I didn’t see any body parts, which could’ve been a good thing. That meant they had hopefully made it out alive. I didn’t know which army I should head for, but I knew that the two biggest were Nachos/ACP, so I headed for a smaller group of soldiers, who I hadn’t heard of before. They were wearing red and black(UMA), seeming to help out the nachos, even with their smaller numbers. I dove inside a snow trench just as a wave of bullets skimmed past my head. A small penguin looked over at me-
“Who the hell are you?”
“Zayer, but I’m not supposed to be here.”
“Which army you in?”
“None!”
“oh boy”
Next thing I knew, there was a crash, and an explosion. It didn’t come too close to us, but the debris and other scraps of metal it exploded into came right for us. I had enough time to duck down. Sadly, the soldier I was talking to didn’t. Fragments of metal hit him square in the chest. He staggered and fell backwards, barely breathing. I caught him, and hoisted him up.
“Get to the officers quarters- they’ll help you…”
Then, he went limp, the injuries taking affect. I felt a lump in my throat, and I tried to see if he was alive. Nothing. I set him down, and ran. I didn’t know where I was going, and I didn’t care- I had to get out of here.
Chapter 2
As I ran, I bumped into something, or rather someone. I looked up to see a penguin with a HUGE hat. I soon realized it was a nacho. Then I realized, as I looked around, there were tons of nachos, flooding the UMA trenches. I started to run, but the nacho caught me.
“Where you going soldier?”
“I’m, i i …”
“Put on your uniform and lets go”
“You don’t understand, I’m, well I’m not-”
“a soldier? You don’t belong here?”
“yeah”
“Too bad, you do now. Here’s a sombrero, and a poncho. Put it on, then follow us.”
I put on the uniform, feeling like a Mexican. Oh well I thought. At least I’m fighting for one of the good guys, right? Then I remembered what the dying soldier had told me. I followed the nachos, looking for the guys in charge.
“Yes, ACP is joke bombing with real bombs, UMA is being reinforced by us, and IW is just firing at whoever comes closer.”
I had walked into a tent, that turned out to be the officers quarters. I walked in, and immediately two guards pointed their bayonets at me. I stopped, as everyone turned to look at me. I recognized some of the faces as army leaders. Also, by all the medals and other insignia on their Uniforms.
“Who are you nacho?” The IW leader asked me
“I’m Zayer, and I’m not a nacho, I’m-”
“Sure you are! you’re wearing the uniform and everything.”
“No, you don’t understand, I don’t belong here. I’m a civilian, and me my friends were outside having fun when those planes bombed us.”
The officers looked at each other, trying to think what to do.
“Well, you’ll have to stay here now, there’s a battle going on if you didn’t notice kid. Go to the base, stay there until we say so, got it?”
I nodded my head, and walked out the tent. I wandered around, looking for the base until a couple of nachos pointed me in the right direction. I finally got in, found an empty cot, and fell asleep do the distant booms and gun chatter of war.
Chapter 3
A long, whining siren woke me up. I looked around, my eyes bleary. Nachos and other mixed recruits were running around. I got up and tried asking some penguins what was going on. I found a penguin named king kinz
“ACP captured the RPF defenses, and are now expanding to the UMA front! We have to get there and stop them before that happens!” He threw me a piece of crumpled up paper, then ran to find his platoon. I uncrumpled the paper and found out it was a map. Here’s what it looked like-
I was on the border of the Nacho territory, and UMA. A battle was coming, and I didn’t want to be a part of it. I felt something thrust into my flippers. I looked down to see an SM-16(snowball m16). I looked up, and a soldier from the armory handed me a few clips of ammo, then ran off to give other soldiers some weapons. I tried to explain to him that I wasn’t a soldier, but I realized I was still wearing the nacho uniform, and I didn’t have anything else. Plus, the gun was protection if I needed it. I ran to the hangar of the base, where me and 10 or so other guys hopped in a jeep, and headed out to fight off the rapidly growing ACP empire. As I talked to some guys on the jeep, I soon learned that ACP had also taken over not only RPF, but ww as well (as you can see on my map). We were headed for the UMA border, to help reinforce them since they were such good allies. IW would be staging a secondary attack to re-invade WWs’ land, and IMAF would go with them. This would split up ACP forces and hopefully make them easier to defeat (divide and conquer). There was only one problem. The noobz land territory. They weren’t an army really, just a huge collection of really small armies of 20 guys or less. They could join up as one big army and help bring down UMA, but as the name implies, they were noobz. Also, what if ACP invaded the neutral armies land. Then we would be screwed. We couldn’t think about that. We just had to keep our minds on the goal at hand. I decided I would stay in the trenches or bunkers, whatever you call them, and wait until the battle finished.
Chapter 4
Cannons boomed as huge snow bombs and joke bombs exploded over head. Occasionally, rogue acp or noobz would run out and make a break for our convoy of jeeps. They didn’t have any real weapons except the occasional pistol of rifle. We had no choice but to shoot them dead in their tracks. I was sad. They were usually my age, maybe a little older. They didn’t know any better, they were brought up on war. That wasn’t even the worst part. Dead, innocent penguins lay in the street. Battles that had sprung up in their town, and now they were being punished. Many of them lay on their backs, their empty faces staring at us. I quickly looked away, but not soon enough. I ran to the back of the truck and vomited. I felt sick. I didn’t understand how people could sign up for this. I put my head down, and waited for us to get there. The sooner this was over, the better.
Eventually, we started to hear the crackle of gun fire, and we knew we were here. We saw the convoy stopping up ahead, and we got ready to jump out. An explosion right next to us rocked the jeep. The back door emptied, and we all jumped out. Some guys, eager to get in battle, ran right around the edge of the jeep, and were hit by Snow machine guns and snow rifles. They staggered and fell backwards. I jumped out, then immediately ran under the jeep. I crawled towards the front. I peeked my head out to see soldiers running towards the snow forts, UMA and Nachos alike. Some got hit by snow balls, but for the most part, they were getting into the fort. I saw ACP reinforcements coming in from the side. I started to back under the jeep more, when something blocked my view. Two big boots. Then the flippers of that penguin grabbed me and pulled me out from under the jeep. I realized it was a UMA captain.
“GET MOVING NACHO” and with that he threw me towards the battle, and into the snow.
I looked up to see another nacho, laying right next to me, shakily firing his gun. He seemed kind of scared. Then again, so was I. He glanced out of the corner of his eye, and nearly shot me out of surprise.
“AHHHH!”
“WATCH IT!”
Then we stopped. I looked closer, and realized it was my friend, jtzink!
“Hey, where have you been?” He asked
“same place as you I suppose, with the nachos.”
“that’s cool”
A rocket screamed over head. “Maybe we should head for the forts”
“Good idea” he agreed. We ran for the forts, shooting at the ACP trying to attack the snow forts we had just re-captured. Soon more nachos and UMA guys started coming with us, helping us take them out. We eventually got the most of them, and ran inside the forts. I carefully set down my gun, and closed my eyes. I had shot a few ACP soldiers, and let me tell you, it didn’t feel good. My breath came out in shaky gasps. I tried to steady myself, knowing I would have to do it more. Jtzink helped me to my feet. An explosion over head got us back to the war. We ran to the top, to look out over the battle. When we got to the top, it was a horrible sight. Penguins lay everywhere. ACP, Nachos, UMA, all the same, all gone. Luckily, ACP was falling back. I helped fire the shots at them, but I tried not to hit too many guys.
Chapter 5
That night, as rockets lit up the sky, we tried to get some rest. Distant booms kept us awake, and the fear of the ACP coming back- you couldn’t be asleep. ACP had backed off of UMA lands, but they hadn’t stopped there. As I mentioned before, the other part of the attack was that IW would try to win back WW territory. It was going well until acp invaded IW from behind. Almost all the IW troops were gone fighting ACP with WW, so no one could defend it. They had managed to bomb the IW ports, sink what navy IW had in those ports, and take over some cities. The map has now changed to this-
Acp has now captured part of IW, IW captured part of the old WW, and ACP has invaded and taken over the used to be neutral iceberg. They will most likely set it up as their base of operations for their navy. This can’t be good. I still have to get back home- if home is still there. Hopefully the noobz will come onto our side and help us out. (Sarcasm here- thank goodness i’m not a soldier).
Well today, we over heard the alliance leaders talking, and we found out they have a dangerous plan. They are going to send out a huge aerial force. Half will take off from the nachos territory and bomb the iceberg ACP has taken over, and remind them that it’s neutral. Then the other half will take off from IW and bomb ACPs’ capital and other outlying cities. they say we have to end this war now. I hope this plan works.
There they go. We watched from our old nacho base as the planes took off, heading for the iceberg. Unless ACP has set up anti-aircraft guns in 2 days, they will be fine. This is totally secret, so ACP won’t know until it is too late. While this goes on, we get some well needed rest. I can’t sleep, so I thought about the war, and how soon it will end. It seemed like the alliance was winning, but the ACP empire had something the allies didn’t really have- a navy. That’s how they had gotten into the IW territory, and that’s how they invaded the iceberg. We may send out a boat or two to get supplies- they so rarely come back, as the ACP simply destroy them with superior size. We can only deliver supplies through the airplane system that fly overhead and drop them on us. It’s harder though, as the supplies don’t always hit their correct destination. Sometimes they can be up to a mile or two off course. If ACP uses this to their advantage, then this won’t turn out good.
Well, the airstrike by the alliance turned out to be a success. The capital of ACP was bombed, leaving it ruined. The iceberg was said to have been beaten so bad, that it flipped over! We’re happy with this success. Only 3 planes were lost in the fight, because a few ACP enemy planes were able to make it to the air and shoot down 2 bombers and an escort plane. Luckily, the enemy was compromised before any serious damage could be done. This is one step closer to ending the war! Sadly, Acp, with its losses, is pushing on. They are yet again attempting to capture the UMA territory, Uma has been building up its militia, bringing in recruits from all over to help protect the front lines. Nacho cat tanks roll around, showing ACP they are not afraid to fight. The rumor is that we’re going to get every single platoon we have, get a bunch of IMAF volunteers, and take any UMA that isn’t already fighting, and we are going to do everything we can to take back RPF territory, before ACP can use it against UMA. Acp most likely knows this, and is probably stacking their front lines with machine guns, anti aircraft guns, and all the men they have in reserve. Let’s hope this will work.
Chapter 6
The rumor was true. IMAF guys are coming in the nacho base, getting prepared to head out with us. Many new recruits are coming in also, so a lot of last minute training is going on. We are loading up on ammunition, and preparing the fighter jets/bombers for a long flight. They will be breaking up the ACP troops in RPF territory as much as possible, while dropping a few hundred penguin paratroopers into UMA territory to start attacking before we get there. I’ll write more when I can.
Well, we’re heading out. We’re in this truck called a Sd kfz 222. It basically a truck with armored plating, and it rises in the middle for the machine gun at the top. It seems safe, and is only a little slower than the average jeep. Not to mention, this can actually fire back at the enemy. Cool!
Well, we are almost at the battle. Again, I’m going to try and stay out of the action, but actually get some kills under my belt, just so I don’t seem like a total wimp(lol). I can hear the gun shots, and I see our planes over head. Must be time to fight.
The battle is over. I’ll explain to you what happened. Our planes flew over head, bombed where the ACP should’ve been, and we got out. We didn’t lose a single plane. Then, we dropped the paratroopers into Uma territory. We didn’t lose one single man nor plane again. When we got there, what should’ve been a huge battle, wasn’t. There wasn’t any gunfire at all. Turns out, the ACP weren’t even there! So our men cautiously walked into Old RPF territory, and didn’t see any sign of ACP. Too bad we let our guard down. We had figured that ACP never came, and that they didn’t even know we were coming. As we all started to relax, we got a call from one of our scouting planes that he spotted ACP troops everywhere, rushing towards where we were. I caught some of the conversation-
“This is Scout plane 23, reporting a friendly charge. Commence report? Over.”
“This is invasion force 1, awaiting enemy. Commence report.”
“Invasion force, there’s a few hundred ACP troops heading due south in your direction Over.”
“Anything to be worried about?”
“Affirmative. I can spot a dozen pepto bismol tanks, cannons, and a whole mess of green penguins. Over.”
“Anything else?”
BOOM. An explosion rocked the radio. Then, as our radio officer tried to contact the pilot, we all knew what happened. Within seconds, we got the order to ready for battle.
We had enough time to point our guns at the woods before they came. ACP, rogues and recruits alike, POURED into our front line. They had drawn us in, and now ambushed us. We were ordered to retreat, to split up there forces. Yet, acp was smart. They waited, making sure they stayed as one big group so that we were forced to attack them. Only when we got there, they were ready. Snow machine guns, snow mortars, pepto bismol tanks, all ready and lined up for battle. Luckily, our planes took out a few tanks/ enemy troops. Our cat tanks took care of the remaining tanks. Then we came in. We gave them all we had. Grenades, rockets, tanks, rifles, bayonets. You name it, we used it. The battle was dead even. Neither side would give in. Explosions rocked everywhere, as we tried to gain a foothold in the battle. The sound of farts sprung in the air, as the deadly fart emote drifted toward us, bringing with it a poisonous gas. Those who were prepared pulled out their gasmasks and turned them on. Many penguins didn’t have enough time. Too many. I watched through the “windows” in my gas mask, as soldiers left and right attempted to run. It was too late. The gas, slowly invading the lungs, squeezing them tighter and tighter out of air, until there was nothing left. Within minutes, soldiers were everywhere, struggling to breath. Breath never came for them. We heard a distant rumbling, in time to see ACP charging at us. With over half our forces gone, we wouldn’t make it, it was a fight to the death. We readied ourselves, knowing we were going to die. The sea of green evil got closer, bayonets glistening. Just as they were about to crash into our lines, there was an explosion. We all stopped to look off to the left. Just in time, IW broke through their ranks in a furious charge. They were huge, with a battalion of tanks right behind them. We all cheered as they gained ground against the stunned ACP, breaking through wherever they got the chance. We fired at ACP , trying to corner them. Given their size, they started to fire back at both sides in a wild, confused frenzy. I fired into the mass of scared green noobz running, and didn’t miss too often. Suddenly, a sharp pain bit my side. I grabbed it, the fire in my chest running throughout my body. I looked down to see blood seeping through my clothes/onto my hands. I called out for a medic, injured for the first time. I looked around as nobody came. I kept calling, more and more blood coming out. I started to get light headed, as I was losing too much blood. Finally, a man ran over and started working on my wound. I felt a slight twinge of pain, and then, I remember, slowly, I blacked out.
I woke up the next morning, sunlight streaming in the window. I was home, with all my friends and family around. They were all smiling. I looked around, bright light shining in the windows. I couldn’t even see outside it was so bright out. I looked up, and I heard a voice say “Don’t worry- you’re home now”
Win. Period.
lol sorry for making it so incredibly long. It’s really long, so if you want to kind of skim the middle (I didn’t really work on it) then that’s fine.
Name: san chivas
Date: jan 12
Rank: mod
Story title: if ACP was a german army
Story:
It was 1945 I was in world war 1 I was with an old drunk-austrian girl that made me stayed with her, ACP leader Dryvit Hitler was trying to kill me because I was a gay jew, when I tried to run out of the country some gay soldiers that were kissing each other tried to kill me but my drunk guardian tried to protect me, she said “this old girl is poor old no-lifer liike oagal”, but the ACP soldiers said “OAGAL HAS A LIFE HE IS A GREAT LEADER EVERYONE IN THE WORLD RESPECTS HIM”, so the guardian gave those two soldiers some man porn and the letted me pass.
I accidentally did a wrong turn I was trying to go to russia but I ended on mammoth, I saw a battle there the communtists (ZEE EPICZ NACHIOS with other non-important armies) were against the germans ACP. The comunists were on the town since the ACP noobs were covering all the forts and noone could enter but I came in to the forts and I saw Dryvit Hitler giving commands to his soldiers and gave them a beautiful speech he said “SOLDIERS IF WE WIN TONIGHT I WILL RAPE EVERYONE AND EVERYONE WILL LIKE IT!!!” everyone cheered “DRYVIT DRYVIT!”.
The communists lead by grandpa-person killed the acp in a very epic way and Dryvit Hitler said “My army is full of noobs I cant beleive the experienced nachos DESTROYED MY ARMY” so grandpa-person kicked him in the balls.
When I tried to return to my house in berlin I got a heart attack, the pain was killing me so I decided to tell my sons “Sons listen to me each of you were very special in my life, some of you made it better some of you made it worst but my daughter stephanie was the one who made it best with a stick”
I was in a jew hospital, christ was to the right and my teacher was to the left. Grandpa-person came to visit me, he brought me a little gift he said it was a statue of his face, I thought it was horrible so I throwed it to the trash cna 10 seconds later a camel cam here and spitted me so I got another attack and died.
In heaven I saw dryvit and so I kicked him in the balls 😀 and I asked god “how can I make my life perfect” and god said “Join the nachos”
THE END
This story was a true story from the Diary of Anna Frank
It was an oddly warm day on Fjord. The civillians were asleep, but the Nachos were wide awake cleaning their guns, and getting prepared for battle.
The war paint was plentiful on our faces, our sombreros tilted to the perfect spot. Our knives were in sheath, our bullets in case, the Cat Tanks full of gas. Ads534 stepped out of his tent, took a look at our faces and said with an unforgettable smirk
“Let’s kick some ACP ass”. We marched on, ACP was already waiting on one side of the Forts, unorganized, and clustered. Silence. For 5 minutes straight nothing was said, or heard.
I drew my knife, and threw a perfect throw right into the middle of the formation, hitting one unlucky bastard. That drew a crowd.
Bombs were flying, knives were flashing, gunshots echoed throughout the air. Gamer57 had his knife pressed against the neck of an ACP corporal. With a twinkle of rage in his eye, he growled, and in a gravely voice said.
“No mercy!” and he took the life of the helpless solider. Prisoners of war were not the Nachos thing, ACP was scrambling, I watched as Person1233 took out his Desert Eagle and picked 7 guys, and with the help of Shadow2446 the Nachos had a clearing into ACP land.
“Charge!!!!!” yelled Puckley, as we ran straight through, killing few, wounding many. As the battle dragged on, both the Nachos and ACP had seen their better hours. After what seemed like a successful day for the Nachos, one ACP soldier remained, Ennbay.
Enn took hold of a sawed off shotgun, held it to the head of King Kinz 10, and dragged him off into ACP land. The ACP had one of the Nachos as a prisoner of war.
To this day, King still remains in ACP custody, and the battlefield is still lined with the blood of what happened that fateful day.