Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Dont forget to read the post about cheese vs salsa and training below!

Aloha! It’s that time of month again where someone retires :(. My dear friend Icebird has decided to retire from the Nacho Army of Club Penguin. Because he is a retired 3ic, we will be having 3ic election. The Supreme Chat Advisers will be in the comment poll, sorry to other mod ranks. Each of the 3 SCA’s will make a speech, the soldiers will vote based on their speech and how the person is overall. You have to remember that this is not a popularity contest, hehe. I want you to vote on who you think will do the best job as 3ic. People you could vote for and their speeches:

San: “Hello I am San Chivas, you may perhaps now me. I am a Mexican Person and this is a CP army with the name of a mexican food, good combination huh? . If I get chosen to be Nacho 3ic I will make the Nachos ONE HELL OF AN ARMY! I will be friendly with everyone and I will always use all the time I have to get this army EVEN BETTER. This army needs someone with experience, I am that one with experience I will try to get PB´s with top 10 armies 1 every week and if not we would make some fun parties. I will be there for you on chat and if I become 3ic I would become Owner and I would help even more on chat. This army is in a rise.. and I am also in a rise, I WILL BECOME NACHO 3ic and I WILL MAKE NACHOS SUCCESS AND BECOME THE #1 ARMY IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN WARFARE FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL. My fellow Nacho troops.. if you vote for me not only will you have fun fighting for the Nachos but I will make you GET THE DIGNITY YOU SHOULD GET… as we become the #1 ARMY OF ALL CP WARFARE AND WILL BE THE BEST ARMY OF ALL TIME.So please Take consideration of me and give me this chance I will not let your down, I will make this army rise.
Take care”
~San Chivas

Shallow: “My fellow Nachos… (LOL George Bush quote xD)I am not a man of many words.In the past year I have seen us rise and fall yet everytime we fell I was there to see and help us rise on top again,and I promise you we shall rise again and stay risen for we are strong,we are united,we are NACHOS AND WE MARCH TO THE MARACAS’ song of war.Together we shall take back what’s rightfully ours and that’s the title of CP’s number 1 army.”

I am deathreaper and I approve this message.

Wolfie: “Hey Nachos, my name is Wolfie1215. I’ve been with this great army since May of 2009, Person1233′s ending months. I discovered the awesome sombrero-wearing soldiers from YouTube videos and seeing you on Club Penguin. I can remember trying to fight Joe’s IATW group… It may have been cheesey and meaningless, but it portrayed my loyalty to this army perfectly. We all can remember Person’s retirement–it was a sad day for the army. I didn’t know him much, but he was an amazing leader and I as happy to serve under him, even happier to serve in the army in general.

I’ve been in Nachos and helped out through thick and thin. I can remember a lot of things from my Golden Age in this army, such as Hockey Montana ( ). I remember running around CP with Person, yelling “YOUR PIZZA IS OURS!” We then logged off, came back on, and made a nude rape pile and line. So many good memories… The point is, since the day I joined,whatever happened in the Nachos: I was there. I will still be there till the day of my retirement, even if the Nachos go through yet another horrible depression.

I’m a loyal, proud, die-hard Nacho. I’m currently a Supreme Chat Advisor ( ) but I think with just one more rank I can help this army rise again. What happened to the old Nachos that maxed out huge numbers at events? The Nachos are sweltering with the heat of anger, scorching the hearts of our leaders and the carefree souls of new recruits. I could help the leaders by joining their ranks; I’ll turn these licking flames and embers of rage into an oasis of justice and our old Nacho power. I won’t be an oppressing leader; that, I can promise you. You know what else I can promise? That the Nachos will rise!

You may be asking yourself, “how could Wolfie possibly improve this epic army?” Well, it may be an epic army, but it’s falling. I would do anything in my power for the good of this army to help it rise back to it’s throne at the top of the Top 10 list. You know, give lower ranks a say in the army… keep Nachos active with lots of events… lots of CP raids and rape piles .

The old veterans may think that 2006-early 2008 was the Golden Age. Under me, we will bring a NEW Golden Age to the armies of Club Penguin. In our favor.

I’ll be responsible, active, and one of the best leaders you’ve ever seen. I’ll be nice to all of you great soldiers, answer your questions, do the best I can in general, and be the BEST 3ic this army has seen yet.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
That isn’t true in our case. Nachos aren’t equal; we’re better than our allies, enemies, and other competition. We’re even better than ACP–what’s the point of having huge numbers if you can hardly manage a few simple tactics?

We’re better than all the other armies out there. We are proud, we are strong, we are Nachos!”

Rules of Election:

1. Only Nachos allowed to vote

2. Don’t cheat

3.Don’t vote for your friends

4. Have fun!

May the best man win!

Don’t forget about the other important events!

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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