Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola! Wolfie here, and by the look of the title, youre probably wondering “new changes? Is this gonna be bad?” Well, these aren’t major changes that affect the army, I’m talking about changes to what many people call “noobs”.

Now noobs actually have a definiton on the urban dictionary, so lets take a look:

Noob:

Noob
1. A noob is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Many of them may have been playing the game for a while, but still suck at it. They usually have no hope.
2. Noobs generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Often they will accuse the skilled people of hacking.  (remind you of acp much?)
3. This word is an insult in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
4. This term is often confused with the term “newb,” and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves, or somebody who is good but is just mean (and has a lot of pride for being skilled).

NOWS NOOBZ AREZZ USUALLYS SEENS TALKZZINGS LIKEZZ THIS!!!!SHIFT!!!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!

Typically, noobs are relatively annoying and just don’t seem to take a hint, but just seem to continue being annoying.

So, these are the new noob rules. Hope you enjoy 🙂

1. If I or any owner sees a noob or anyone thats not an owner talking in CAPS, you will get kicked/ then banned.

2. Its really annoying seeing a noob say “everyone go to this server”. This is why we have ranks. Owners or mods if there arent any owners on are the only people who should be saying to go on a certain server.

3.  I don’t expect to see anyone, unless its a joke,  say “ZOMG ACP OR SOME OTHER ARMY IS INVADING THIS SERVER WE NEED BACKUP!!!!!!”. If its really important, then tell an owner about it, and let them make the decisions.

4. And this is what bugs me the most. I don’t want to see anyone thats not a mod or an owner (aka members) leading! Another reason we have ranks. Unless an owner lets a member give an order, you shouldnt be giving an order.

Now, youre probably saying “jesus christ this guy is trying to make members look like were nothing”. But I’m pretty sure if you were in my spot ( which will happen in the future probably) then you would find it annoying to see noobs breaking these rules. I dont hate members, in fact, If  everything goes well, I’ll do a little something every now and then for members 🙂

-Keep Pwning~    Wolfie1215

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