Aka here.
I’ve got a request from one of the mod-ranked Nachos (Dashing Snow) to post this for you guys. Here you go:
Fellow Nachos,
This army is not about:
Blacks, Mexicans, Whites, Chuck Norris.
…Or any racist term used. This army is about one thing- and one thing only. The Nachos.
We are orange and strong with our sombreros covering our heads. All we need is something called “confidence.” I know I have it. Do you? I’ve been hearing a lot of “ZOMG ITS ACP!! WE CAN’T BEAT THEM!!!11!!” I’m exasperated. So what if ACP kicks our ass in a war? So what? If we try, that’s all that counts.
Chat Activeness:
Gah, Everyday I go on chat; it’s the same people over and over. Where’s everyone else? Lately, I think some of you are forgetting the Nachos are just for fun. A silly Club Penguin game. However, even if it’s just a game, you should still be consistently active. You can have all those dim-witted excuses you want to not make events, but I’m tired of hearing them over and over from the same people. It’s not just me. The other troops, (Mods, Members, noobs) can’t take it either. When owners schedule events, and no owners show up, it’s up to the mods to take over YOUR event. You schedule it, you should make it.
Common excuses heard:
• “I can’t get on CP. My dad won’t let me.”
• “I’m going on vacation.”
• “I have homework.” Alright, then why are you on chat?
• “My penguin is banned.” Then make a new one.
• “I can’t get on. There is a storm here.” So why are you on the computer?
All used before. What’s next? An alien zapped away your computer?
Meanwhile while people don’t get on CP, I’ve seen lazy owners. I won’t point fingers, but I know certain owners that deserve a demotion.
Ads, you may want Cooper to remain a 3ic, but the rest of us want him gone. He’s constantly non-active, and hasn’t done anything to this army. The last time I heard from him was about a month ago. It was a post saying, “I’m going on vacation.” That’s it. That one sentence. It was quickly removed by a fellow owner.
Anyways, we also have a chat problem caused recently. Noobs.
Noobs, please remember these rules:
• No Caps. Caps are annoying, it shows screaming.
• Don’t spy on other armies. Really, spying is pointless.
• Don’t be rude to other nachos.
• No Spamming.
• Stop leading Nachos to certain servers. Some of them aren’t even ours. We own: Fjord, White House, Blizzard, Mountain, Caribou, Aurora, and Berg.
Over the years, The Nachos have dealt with several noobs. Mods, can you realize that without noobs, we wouldn’t be here right now? Since eight year old noobs are impossible to negotiate with, you should explain carefully why they are about to be banned or guested. If they come on again after they are banned, they will do the same bad thing over. Make decisions wisely.
Members and Noobs, please don’t just listen to the leaders. Sometimes the leaders aren’t there, so that’s why we have 2ics and 3ics there to take over. If no owners are on, you listen to the mods.
Horny Hour/Cussing:
As much as we love horny hour, we should lay it down a little. We are losing valuable recruits. I have seen people quit because of disturbing things on chat. Stop.
The cussing should also be laid down. I think it’s fine if you cuss one bad word once in a while, but repetitively, over and over, it’s annoying. Nobody needs that.
Owners:
Owners, if you are reading this you are probably thinking, “Dash isn’t the boss of me. AHAHAH.” Well, I’m not. I can always have my own opinion though. I really suggest spending more time adding people to the ranks other than being horny on chat. I wake up finding several members complaining they aren’t added to the site yet. It’s pretty annoying. If you actually did a little each day it wouldn’t be bad.
Now guys, I’m sorry this was so negative. I didn’t mean to put it that way. xD I just wanted to bring this up loud and clear from a mod’s point of view. Doing something about this.
We do have a lot of positives. We are getting bigger each and every day in reality. We recently made an “X” and a “oval” during the Mass Recruiting, which made lots of recruits 😀 Sure we may not be like 2007, but we improved a lot from 2009 to now.
Keep it up and we’ll be even BIGGER.
~Dashing Snow, Nacho Mod.
Btw- Sorry my “speech” is so long. D:
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
i agree with dash
p.s. 1st
I agree. There is no reason to be pessimistic about or future, we are only a few weeks away from averaging over 40 soldiers for every battle! We have had over 5,000 people submit forms, begging to join our army! We are the elite! We are the top of the top! We have redefined Club Penguin warfare! I have NEVER known a single week out of the many years the Nachos were an army, that we weren’t in the top 10. Even on our worst days, we were still amigos, and now as we are re-entering our golden ages we should remain amigos. We have a chance to prove ourselves tomorrow! All we have to do is fight! Listen to your leaders, do as you are ordered, the break out the champaign (or Hi-C if your under 21), and have a fiesta! Were in the simi finals! Think about this, out of the 40 top armies in all of Club Penguin we are one of the only 8 armies remaining! Unlike 32 other armies, we have stayed in the Tournament of Champions, proving we will be and forever have been one of the greats armies in the world! So show up the the battles, put in the work, be promoted, and help the nacho army.
So your saying that im a noob, i no iam won, The caps are fun! and im good at spying idk y u guys think its pointless its like scouting for other armies that are trying to attack you, i no ill still ask to be a mod just because cause i think the mods are interesting to me? you know? how that feels like
Gares, I know I use caps sometimes, but it’s usually because I forget the rules. You really shouldn’t use caps, you’ll get banned. And if you follow directions, take advice from the higher ranks, and try to learn something, you are not a noob, but a hard-working recruit trying to have fun. A noob is someone who is stubborn, calls everyone noobs regardless of who they are, and refuses to take advice. And yes, spying is pointless, because even if an army attacks our servers, it doesn’t do anything unless they give us an officaly warning 24 hours beforehand.
no.
I don’t go on chat soo I read this post for nothing
what does “exasperated” mean…….:p
Dash , I agree with you. So many of our noobs quit because of disturbing things on chat and on the site. I believe ACP are so big because swaering on both the chat and the site is not allowed so all of tjier nobs feel safer.
Cool. Personally, I think you should be 3ic instead of Coop. I have never seen him at one event, and when I do see him on chat hes just being a pervert.
“my dad won’t let me” that was totally from aka amirite?
Aka-When I was reading over the comment before it was posted it made me laugh, so I decided not to delete it.
aw NO AN ALIEN ZAPPED MEH COMPUTER, luckily I fired meh laza and got it back, but the aliens programmed it so I can never go on cp again :O (ono) 😆
im proud of you
Go Dash! 😀